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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-10-21 11:58:34


Alright, posted in the thread. I wonder how everyone's been doing.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-10-21 12:11:46


Stolen flash:

Original website.

Here's a clue: don't steal things covered in copyrighted logos and advert signs! -__-

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-10-21 13:47:20


LMAO!!! Nice clue Herr Hammer. That's quite funny indeed. ^_^ I just gave it a two, I wasn't sure if it was stolen or not. I saw some logo, but I wasn't sure.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-10-21 16:12:23


****HATEFUL FLASH ALERT****

Evidence:

uses the N word and is hateful towards Jews, also Hitler is in this submission.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-10-21 18:22:46


I seem to be finding so many possible stolen flashes that other one passed this one I'm not to sure about here it is.

What I found confusing is that on the net is says it is from 2008 and the author is called RatKing.Com

http://www.2flashgames.com/f/f-Sid-Wormi ngton-Action-5690.htm

Shit it is stolen I found the right one here on this site


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-10-21 19:01:42


At 10/21/09 03:31 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Wait....Is it not Ismael's birthday today too?

If so....Why are you leaving him out? According to the EGB forums he is 17 today too. Happy birthday :)

Yes you're right man! Looks like I'm just the birthday topic maker today as I decided that since nobody has taken the privelage of making the topic for Ismael then I should take the opportunity to do it myself. That makes three Barrack members in two days having a birthday!

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1115 566

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-10-21 19:10:06


Fro is now designated birthday thread maker for all EGB members. No exceptions. :P Mine isn't until February.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-10-21 19:48:00


Well, what about Lizz? He's made a few birthday threads before. Mine, Supra's, a couple others I can't remember, but he usually likes to get them RIGHT as the clock hits midnight NG time since he lives in the UK.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-10-21 20:17:22


I hate bugs, seriously!

I got out of shower just now and when I was going to dry myself I heard a buzzing sound, it's a fly. I quickly put on my clothes and close the door so the fly won't escape.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-10-21 20:28:06


At 10/21/09 07:10 PM, michelinman wrote: Fro is now designated birthday thread maker for all EGB members. No exceptions. :P Mine isn't until February.

that sounds fantastic... too bad mine was a few ago...

long time without posting on the egb... just saying... yes, i'm here reading everything, i just don't have anything to say XD... btw just 3 more weeks of university... but i don't feel like i'm going to be a lor on NG this vacations... not sure why haha


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-10-21 20:45:10


At 10/21/09 08:17 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: I hate bugs, seriously!

I got out of shower just now and when I was going to dry myself I heard a buzzing sound, it's a fly. I quickly put on my clothes and close the door so the fly won't escape.

Let it back outside.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-10-21 20:50:58


At 10/21/09 08:45 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote:

Let it back outside.

No way!

It's huge.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-10-21 22:36:13


If it's so damn big, why keep it in your house/condo and not let it annoy other people?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-10-21 23:07:48


At 10/21/09 10:36 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: If it's so damn big, why keep it in your house/condo and not let it annoy other people?

Or just kill it? Obvious, if it's that big, it's got some serious business to take up with you. Better it than you.

Speaking of bugs, there were easily 20-30 ladybugs crawling on the ceiling in one of my classes.

At 10/21/09 07:10 PM, michelinman wrote: Fro is now designated birthday thread maker for all EGB members. No exceptions. :P Mine isn't until February.

Better get cracking on mine. It's in December, but it's my 18th, so I expect cigars, cocaine, liquor, and cheap women.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-10-21 23:28:25


At 10/21/09 10:36 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: If it's so damn big, why keep it in your house/condo and not let it annoy other people?

So someone else will kill it.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-10-22 01:20:19


Why don't you just use the Kamehamehameha wave on its ass?

rofl

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-10-22 02:32:29


Well, there's a simple solution to that problem buddy boy,

MOVE YOUR ARSE OVER HERE!!!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-10-22 02:39:45


We should all move in in one giant whatever and see who lasts the longest.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-10-22 09:38:01


At 10/22/09 02:39 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote: We should all move in in one giant whatever and see who lasts the longest.

Oh, yeah, I could see that now - it'll be like a reality show on MTV. We'll call it "House Of NewGrounds" - where 28 boys under 21 live 4 to a room, the house is wired for CAT6, with monster gamer PCs for everyone, there are 4 high-speed multiplexed lines to the Internet with an average speed of 100Mb/sec, and a giant kitchen stocked with pizza, soda,beer and Funyions. Sounds like Heaven, right?

Oh, but there's a catch...

No one is allowed to shower or take care of any personal hygiene. You have to wear the same clothes day and night, and you're not allowed to leave the house. Everything will be brought to you.

Now, for most of you, this is business as usual for you at home. But just think of the hilarity when all of you are stuck together. Oh, it'll be fun in the beginning. But after a week, when everything reeks of sweat and old beer and ass, just how much are you gonna enjoy that place?

The incentive: The last one who stays wins $100,000. All the other losers get nothing.

Oh, and there will be cameras EVERYWHERE, running 24/7. So much for privacy.

Alright, who's in?

(And, NO, I won't be there. Someone has to run the cameras and edit the live footage!)

Hey, if you're gonna dream, might as well dream big, right?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-10-22 09:44:56


At 10/22/09 09:38 AM, byteslinger wrote: No one is allowed to shower or take care of any personal hygiene. You have to wear the same clothes day and night, and you're not allowed to leave the house. Everything will be brought to you.

Well, thank god that I'm 26, otherwise after the first time I lift weights, I'm fucked.

As for relationships, will there be any in this house? Sure, everyone cybers :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-10-22 11:37:09


At 10/22/09 09:38 AM, byteslinger wrote: We'll call it "House Of NewGrounds" - where 28 boys under 21 live 4 to a room,

DAMMIT!! I can't get in on this!? Fucksauce. >:(

No one is allowed to shower or take care of any personal hygiene. You have to wear the same clothes day and night, and you're not allowed to leave the house. Everything will be brought to you.

Now, for most of you, this is business as usual for you at home. But just think of the hilarity when all of you are stuck together. Oh, it'll be fun in the beginning. But after a week, when everything reeks of sweat and old beer and ass, just how much are you gonna enjoy that place?

The incentive: The last one who stays wins $100,000. All the other losers get nothing.

I have almost no sense of smell. Bring it! :P

Oh, and there will be cameras EVERYWHERE, running 24/7. So much for privacy.

Cameras? Hah! I live in England, there's like one camera for every three people here anyway! Fuck privacy!

...... Is it a bad sign that I actually want to do this?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-10-22 12:42:56


Well, we would need 2 separate houses - one for the under-21 group, and the other for 21 and older. I really don't want to deal with any latent pedophilia issues. So, kiddies stay with kiddies, and adults with adults.

As for your "needs" - well, that's part of the challenge. Do you suppress them, try to hide what you're doing, or just say "who the fuck cares-it's worth the money!" and do it on camera anyway? (which would probably spin off a few new DVD videos, like "Geeks Gone Wild" and "Fwappin' to My Dell")

Since some of you seem to have expanded your sexual horizons beyond heterosexuality, that could also prove to create a few interesting sub-plots hehehehe...

I think we can test it out in two places - Lizz can host the under-21 at his place, and Sheize can host the 21 and older crowd. (I just love volunteering other people!)

Any takers?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-10-22 12:59:51


At 10/22/09 12:42 PM, byteslinger wrote: I think we can test it out in two places - Lizz can host the under-21 at his place, and Sheize can host the 21 and older crowd. (I just love volunteering other people!)

So now I'm being given a good chance to winn $100,000 for just sitting around my own house? SOLD!

BTW, how many 21-and-over's do we actually have in the EGB. All I can think of is myself, Eaglerock, Coop, and Byte.

Also; how many people noticed that this thread has gone past 500,000 views? :D

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-10-22 14:13:12


At 10/22/09 12:59 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote:
At 10/22/09 12:42 PM, byteslinger wrote: I think we can test it out in two places - Lizz can host the under-21 at his place, and Sheize can host the 21 and older crowd. (I just love volunteering other people!)

Sounds like a deal, but I'm not paying for my ticket over seas. :( As long as that is in the deal then I'm all for it. :)

BTW, how many 21-and-over's do we actually have in the EGB. All I can think of is myself, Eaglerock, Coop, and Byte.

I can think of a few off of the top of my head...

Myself, phantomlassuk, and Idiot-Finder.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-10-22 16:02:50


At 10/22/09 12:42 PM, byteslinger wrote: I think we can test it out in two places - Lizz can host the under-21 at his place, and Sheize can host the 21 and older crowd. (I just love volunteering other people!)

Hey, how come he gets it? I'm 19 dammit! Porkchop resigned, Supra resigned, Andrea is sporadic at best, so I think I should be hosting the Under 21 house. Also, does personal hygiene include going to the bathroom? If so, leave me the hell out or boost the prize to 1 million.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-10-22 16:13:18


At 10/22/09 04:02 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote:
At 10/22/09 12:42 PM, byteslinger wrote: I think we can test it out in two places - Lizz can host the under-21 at his place, and Sheize can host the 21 and older crowd. (I just love volunteering other people!)
Hey, how come he gets it? I'm 19 dammit! Porkchop resigned, Supra resigned, Andrea is sporadic at best, so I think I should be hosting the Under 21 house. Also, does personal hygiene include going to the bathroom? If so, leave me the hell out or boost the prize to 1 million.

Well, maybe we'll have 4 houses - two in the states, two in the UK. This way, no one needs to fly overseas (unless they want to)

In that case, yes, SlntCobra1, you can host the under-21 house in the fine state of North Carolina. Just don't let the local good-old-boys get wind of it, ok? Or that will be a whole different video! (anyone remember 'Deliverance'?)

As for bathroom hygiene - yes, you can all piss, poop, wipe and wash your hands. Porta-potties will be located in the basement. Oh, and they WILL get ripe after a few weeks of not being emptied - just like you guys!

Can you guys work with that?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-10-22 17:05:07


While you guys are busy sweating it out, byte and I will be "checking" the "video footage."

Footage indeed.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-10-22 17:17:49


At 10/22/09 04:13 PM, byteslinger wrote: In that case, yes, SlntCobra1, you can host the under-21 house in the fine state of North Carolina. Just don't let the local good-old-boys get wind of it, ok? Or that will be a whole different video! (anyone remember 'Deliverance'?)

Never seen "Deliverance." What do you mean good-old-boys? I'm a country boy myself.

As for bathroom hygiene - yes, you can all piss, poop, wipe and wash your hands. Porta-potties will be located in the basement. Oh, and they WILL get ripe after a few weeks of not being emptied - just like you guys!

Geez, wtf are you doing putting us back in the 1700s?!

Can you guys work with that?

I could if you would BOOST THE PRIZE MONEY!!!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-10-22 17:21:37


At 10/22/09 04:02 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote:
At 10/22/09 12:42 PM, byteslinger wrote: I think we can test it out in two places - Lizz can host the under-21 at his place, and Sheize can host the 21 and older crowd. (I just love volunteering other people!)
Hey, how come he gets it? I'm 19 dammit! Porkchop resigned, Supra resigned, Andrea is sporadic at best, so I think I should be hosting the Under 21 house. Also, does personal hygiene include going to the bathroom? If so, leave me the hell out or boost the prize to 1 million.

Woah woah woah woah, did I miss something? Since when did I resign from the EGB? Sure I've been inactive and only contribute when I feel there is something worth contributing to, but I'm still around dammit. Show me where you viewed that I resigned.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-10-22 17:25:53


I turn 21 in February, otherwise I'd be arguing for the house leader slot too. Haha. I'm sure the over 21 house will consist of lots of booze, deep discussions that amount to nothing, and COD.