Yeah, I like this.

BB people offer us FREE BLAM POINTS. We should appreciate them and encourage them to make more. :) Thanks for the BB people and penisstar, My name will be bolded in the next top 300 b/p users' update, and I will move up for 10 spots compared with the last update :)

DEFCON Update:

As of right now, Barney Bunch and Clock Crew flashes are attempting entry to the Portal! I have attempted to subdue them, but I need help! The DEFCON level is being raised again from DEFCON 4 to DEFCON 3. Expect further activites as such overnight.

Move out, soldiers!

At 12/9/05 01:07 AM, EagleRock wrote: As of right now, Barney Bunch and Clock Crew flashes are attempting entry to the Portal! I have attempted to subdue them, but I need help!

Don't worry, Staff Sergeant. My voting power of 8.22 should be able to keep them at bay. I will be on the look out for more submissions from the dreaded gang.

To the portal I must go!

At 12/9/05 01:07 AM, EagleRock wrote: DEFCON Update:

As of right now, Barney Bunch and Clock Crew flashes are attempting entry to the Portal! I have attempted to subdue them, but I need help! The DEFCON level is being raised again from DEFCON 4 to DEFCON 3. Expect further activites as such overnight.

Move out, soldiers!

eaglerock, *cough*sir*cough*..
sounds to me that you are encouraging mass voting..
the Elite Guard are at such a level that they do not need to be told how to vote..
you are putting the barracks at risk with such activities..
and i would like to see them remain well and truely active..
that is all.

At 12/8/05 03:34 PM, -Myst- wrote: Don't worry Staff Sergeant, I was only playing with Officer Frostbreath's nerves ;)

Stop that! I have nerves of noodles...

At 12/9/05 01:25 AM, TITROTU wrote: Don't worry, Staff Sergeant. My voting power of 8.22 should be able to keep them at bay. I will be on the look out for more submissions from the dreaded gang.\

Excellent, sir!

At 12/9/05 01:26 AM, madknt wrote: eaglerock, *cough*sir*cough*..
sounds to me that you are encouraging mass voting..

Not true at all, Private First Class. My goal with the DEFCON system is merely to alert the Elite Guard to current Portal activity and the threats that come with it. I am not, nor will I ever tell another Elite Guard how they should react on the Portal. While I personally may feel a flash should not pass the Portal, I do not push for blam or save either way. I was merely stating that since there are several flash from marked Portal mass-voting groups that the Guard should go out and throw correct votes to the flash. Note, by "correct," I mean unbiased and a proper vote, not a mass-voting push either way.

So yes, you could accuse me of encouraging "mass-voting," but I am merely encouraging the solders I trust to make the right decision on the portal to vote on the submission before biased voters can skew the vote. Is that a crime?

the Elite Guard are at such a level that they do not need to be told how to vote..

Hence why we are here, Private. However, do not mistake my intentions.

you are putting the barracks at risk with such activities..

I disagree. I am simply assisting my fellow soldiers by alerting them to current Portal activity and an unsual hour.

and i would like to see them remain well and truely active..
that is all.

As would I...hence my posting the DEFCON update.

I hope I cleared things up for you, PFC madknt, and I hope you won't misunderstand me anymore. I realize that what I said may seem like I am encouraging mass-voting, but I am only encouraging the opposite, namely, unbiased Elite Guards voting in place of biased voters. Thank you for listening, soldier.

Hello, everyone. I heard that there was a NG Police Barracks. Do you guys have a clue where it is can provide me a link? Thanks! ;)

At 12/9/05 01:48 AM, EagleRock wrote: Thank you for listening, soldier.

very unconvincing.
but it isnt that important.

At 12/9/05 02:00 AM, hot_and_charming wrote: Hello, everyone. I heard that there was a NG Police Barracks. Do you guys have a clue where it is can provide me a link? Thanks! ;)

here

At 12/8/05 04:51 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Hey, you do know that I am a member here, don't you? So there should be a Second Lt. :)

My apologies SIR! *Salutes sharply* I was unaware, thinking you had attained a higher rank than that SIR!

may i join this fine dan dandy barracks where i can put my Sergeant First Class to work?

At 12/9/05 06:53 AM, noujust wrote: may i join this fine dan dandy barracks where i can put my Sergeant First Class to work?

Certainly you can *buffs new Sgt Major badge*

Get out to the portal and work man, we haven't got all day!

Sir! This seems stolen . The e-mail inside the game doesn’t match his NG profile plus his profile seems just like the first dumb noob thief not to mention he stole it wrong and it doesn't load. I checked other sites and seems as if we have a little rat here...

Well, you still have a whistle around your neck. I just voted to blam it.

At 12/9/05 08:08 AM, Coop83 wrote: Well, you still have a whistle around your neck. I just voted to blam it.

And let him gat away with it? He needs to be taught that just like in the "ebaumsworld dot com" flash stealing just ain't cool.

At 12/9/05 08:10 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: And let him gat away with it? He needs to be taught that just like in the "ebaumsworld dot com" flash stealing just ain't cool.

It's worth a shot, but I'd just blow the whistle and hope they learn by getting their account terminated

DEFCON Update:

Since the attacks have gone down and nearly no malicious actions are visible at this time, I have reduced the DEFCON Level from DEFCON 3 to DEFCON 4.

At 12/9/05 02:00 AM, hot_and_charming wrote: Hello, everyone. I heard that there was a NG Police Barracks. Do you guys have a clue where it is can provide me a link? Thanks! ;)

Ahh, you just missed me yesterday...sorry Officer, I had retired to the Barracks for a night's rest after a long Portal day.

The NGPD isn't far away, it's actually right over there. Persue and join if you wish. However, feel free to come back here and converse with us if you wish. We welcome all friends of the Portal!

At 12/9/05 02:05 AM, madknt wrote:

At 12/9/05 01:48 AM, EagleRock wrote: Thank you for listening, soldier.

very unconvincing.
but it isnt that important.

Actually, soldier, I was being sincere in thanking you for letting me counterpoint. The Internet is not a good way to portay tone in your voice, is it Private First Class? Honestly...I do not mind a little disagreement. I was merely defending my actions here in the Barracks.

At 12/9/05 04:18 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 12/8/05 04:51 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Hey, you do know that I am a member here, don't you? So there should be a Second Lt. :)

My apologies SIR! *Salutes sharply* I was unaware, thinking you had attained a higher rank than that SIR!

I wouldn't worry, Sergeant Major, sir. Second Lieutenant Dream_of_Duke seems to be a rather understanding CO, so I wouldn't worry about such a misunderstanding.

At 12/9/05 06:53 AM, noujust wrote: may i join this fine dan dandy barracks where i can put my Sergeant First Class to work?

Of course, sir! However, I think someone that uses the words "fine dan dandy" should be able to join anyway on general principle... :-)

At 12/9/05 07:45 AM, Coop83 wrote: Certainly you can *buffs new Sgt Major badge*

Well, congratulations, Sergeant Major Coop83, sir!

*salutes smartly*

At 12/9/05 07:51 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Sir! This seems stolen . The e-mail inside the game doesn’t match his NG profile plus his profile seems just like the first dumb noob thief not to mention he stole it wrong and it doesn't load. I checked other sites and seems as if we have a little rat here...

Well, a quick examination shows you've seem to have taken care of it...good work!

At 12/9/05 10:04 AM, EagleRock wrote:

At 12/9/05 07:45 AM, Coop83 wrote: Certainly you can *buffs new Sgt Major badge*

Well, congratulations, Sergeant Major Coop83, sir!

*salutes smartly*

Thank you Staff Sergeant *returns salute* carry on.

At 12/9/05 10:04 AM, EagleRock wrote: Well, a quick examination shows you've seem to have taken care of it...good work!

Sir! True, stealing and not expecting people from around the work to find out is naive on a level beyond my understanding... also as you might note tomorrow will be a day of rank change for me. not of b/p actually but from level 10 to 11 and with each 0.01 voting power by experience I feel that soon purifying the portal will be easier. Wish me luck with my new knuckles *off to train on the portal to be ready*
To the portal men (maybe women too but that's more paperwork)

Off to put to flames the wicked

Well, 'tis a sad day.

The elusive #1,000 just never seems to come to me.

I admit, I've lapsed when it comes to b/p points. But it shocks me to actually see somebody pass me. I've moved back two ranks! o.O

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Any events that I've missed?

At 12/8/05 07:07 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: BB people offer us FREE BLAM POINTS.

They hardly give out free blam points now, sir. Those fuckers just fileswap to get their flashes on.

At 12/9/05 01:07 AM, EagleRock wrote: DEFCON Update:

Well, sorry I wasn't there at the time, sir. :(

At 12/9/05 10:41 AM, Nomader wrote: Any events that I've missed?

Well, to me, not too much you missed. The last event I know was Denvish Day or Milano Day/Drew Pickles Day which I found a more active day then Denvish day.

At 12/9/05 06:53 AM, noujust wrote: may i join this fine dan dandy barracks where i can put my Sergeant First Class to work?

Of course, sir! However, I think someone that uses the words "fine dan dandy" should be able to join anyway on general principle... :-)

lol of course i mean cmon who uses that phrase anymore? but ya the only evens that you have missed Nomader is the Milano Day/ Drew Pickles Day....Devinish Day never got that big....too bad...time to get some more blammunition and destroy those punks..

At 12/9/05 11:32 AM, noujust wrote: lol of course i mean cmon who uses that phrase anymore? but ya the only evens that you have missed Nomader is the Milano Day/ Drew Pickles Day....Devinish Day never got that big....too bad...time to get some more blammunition and destroy those punks..

For a while, I was worried that we might see a 'Numa Numa Day' spring up in the infamous flash's first anniversary (6th December). Perhaps those who intended to submit on that day came to see how they looked, dancing on webcam.

Excuse my abscense from the Barracks. My duties at my local education facility have hampered my portal duties. They are soon to grant me an examination in 'A'-Level training, in January. I shall prepare for this, but I shall not ease my duties on the portal. *Salutes*

At 12/9/05 06:53 AM, noujust wrote: may i join this fine dan dandy barracks where i can put my Sergeant First Class to work?

Ah, sorry I ignored you, Sergeant First Class. Anyway, welcome to the EG Barracks! *salutes*

At 12/9/05 02:32 PM, Bahamut7 wrote:

Sir I just noticed you are only using your alt to post... It's the whole 10 K post thing right? I'm guessing you gonna level up this account too and leave that one? Or just use it for B/P?

At 12/9/05 04:18 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 12/8/05 04:51 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Hey, you do know that I am a member here, don't you? So there should be a Second Lt. :)

My apologies SIR! *Salutes sharply* I was unaware, thinking you had attained a higher rank than that SIR!

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I probably should, sir! But there is nothing that I can do since the portal was not too active lately. I was also occupied with my Finals. :P But hopefully, I will be able to rank up by the end of the day if the portal is active enough.

Sorry for the double post, sir. But here is my method to realize flie swiches by the BB people, sir! Thank God who gives me a good memory, I can memorize most of the NG moives/games that I had watched/played in in past 2 months. In most of the cases, BB people use recent entries as their submissions before switching. So there is a decent chance that I will recognize them, sir! Bt I don't blow my whistle any more due to the fact that other users cannot realize BB moives and therefore let them pass the judgement. But whenever I find a moive has BB trace, I blam them by voting 0. End of my report, sir!

At 12/9/05 03:25 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Sir I just noticed you are only using your alt to post... It's the whole 10 K post thing right? I'm guessing you gonna level up this account too and leave that one? Or just use it for B/P?

Sir, I am using my alt to post until Thursday. I will keep my alt at level 10 and not try to go through level 11 and 12. I prefer to have it at level 10 and that's it.

At 12/9/05 03:35 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Sorry for the double post, sir. But here is my method to realize flie swiches by the BB people, sir!

Hmm, not sure, sir, but maybe you could link to those flashes that you think the BB are using to try and get to fileswap once passed.

Bahamut7, did your level 13 main account get banned for the BBS? ;) I am not against alts although I do not have one. But hey, your alt should go out and wrap up some b/p points. :)

At 12/9/05 03:48 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Bahamut7, did your level 13 main account get banned for the BBS? ;)

No, it didn't, sir. If it did get banned, I wouldn't be posting with my alt right now.

But hey, your alt should go out and wrap up some b/p points. :)

Once my main account reaches EGSC, I'm planning to get my alt to get 1500 blams, but no saves at all. I will get confused a lot, but I'll try and get my alt to have an extreme blam to save ratio. :)