At 9/4/09 12:41 AM, SlntCobra1 wrote: lolwut?
Is there any proof that this person is not a native speaker? It has a certain quality of effort, but the grammar and spelling is just awful. It's a oddly beautiful piece of writing.
Formerly PuddinN64 - BBS, Icon, and Portal Mod
"Your friends love you anyway" - Check out Guinea Something Good!
At 9/4/09 12:41 AM, SlntCobra1 wrote: lolwut?
That review was phatetic. I not can read it. But I will take it to favorites for shour.
What flash was that anyway?
At 9/4/09 09:57 PM, puddinN64 wrote:At 9/4/09 12:41 AM, SlntCobra1 wrote: lolwut?Is there any proof that this person is not a native speaker? It has a certain quality of effort, but the grammar and spelling is just awful. It's a oddly beautiful piece of writing.
probably... i am a not-native-english-speaker so i know some problems of conjugating some words, and some of them are normal for a not english speaker
but some others are quite silly...
maybe he is very young and non-english-speaker... that would explain
i mean... Raichu is the best!!!!!11
XD
At 9/4/09 10:00 PM, TheThing wrote: What flash was that anyway?
Heh, the thought came to me to use Google after seeing that posted. Yeah, English is probably not his native tongue, but there's really no problem with that. He tried, and that's what matters, know what I mean?
Anyway, I (finally) got around to playing Toss the Turtle. I started playing around 6:30, and about 9:30 I emerged, 20 new medals to my account, and me wondering why I just missed supper for a Flash game.
At 9/4/09 09:36 PM, KrevZabijak wrote:At 9/4/09 12:41 AM, SlntCobra1 wrote: lolwut?Best.
Review.
EVER
not really
Guy's watch out for this user he was sending me pm's using some auto script thing and if you don't stop it after a while you may have 10-15 in you inbox from him. just something like "DDDDDDDDDDDFFFFF" and that's it.
At 9/4/09 10:38 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote:At 9/4/09 10:00 PM, TheThing wrote: What flash was that anyway?http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/44 4099
I saw we all go and give this review a positive rating. It made me smile, something that happens very little when browsing the web.
Anyway, I (finally) got around to playing Toss the Turtle. I started playing around 6:30, and about 9:30 I emerged, 20 new medals to my account, and me wondering why I just missed supper for a Flash game.
Medals don't seem to like me when I play that game. I've done all of those Medals (multiple times), and I'm missing about half of them.
At 9/4/09 11:38 PM, TheThing wrote: Medals don't seem to like me when I play that game. I've done all of those Medals (multiple times), and I'm missing about half of them.
That games really full of glitchs from my last play, the funny thing is i never bought the final tank. I went to watch something else and i came back to try at the game again and it was just there. I had that and some otherthings i can't remeber if any. I did get all but one of the medals so far, and i got some the seconed time i played even though i did get them the first try and they just did not show up.
Maby try again @;-}>
I still love that little face.
At 9/4/09 11:20 PM, idiot-buster wrote: Guy's watch out for this user he was sending me pm's using some auto script thing and if you don't stop it after a while you may have 10-15 in you inbox from him. just something like "DDDDDDDDDDDFFFFF" and that's it.
Chris Beer needs some new material, don't you think? He's been using the same "i masturbate with the door open" news post on every one of his accounts for what feels like forever. As far as auto-PM scripts, whatever, they've probably been around almost as long as the PM system; as always, crebz is doing nothing new.
I'm afraid I'm gonna have to hand in my resignation here..I just don't have the time to be as active as I want i this club, as I'm going into an important school year..
I guess I just never made the right connection with this club..When I joined, I was too busy IRL, and then I never really got into it enough..Perhaps because of the large space between rosters, making it feel less up-to-date than the NGPD...There isn't that lighthearted attitude as in the NGPD, either..Sure, this attitude got them into a lot of trouble, but at least they had fun getting whilst getting into trouble.
Don't get me wrong, I still think this is a great club, but just not for me, sorry. Maybe I'll give it a go in a while, but for now, adios!
GOTPENMUSTFLASH!
Aw, sorry to see you got Insanimation. Well, I do hope you still find time to chill with us every now and again.
At 9/1/09 04:22 PM, Ismael92 wrote: Barracks Roster 1st September 2009
Thank you, Ismael, for another timely update. I've been out-of-town at a client's site, and that, coupled with weird work hours and a laptop that has become more flaky than yours truly, is why I'm playing catch-up now on the posts and replies here at NG. (You can't get rid of me that easy!)
And another month starts. As a result of Clock day (which was last month) a lot of people got more points than usual :)
Yeah, it kinda helped me along a bit, too! :)
The stats in this list might be slightly different from your current stats, because I actually made it a couple of hours ago but I didn't have time to post it :(
No problem!
Milestones:
Wow, a lot of good ones this month! Congrats to all who made this list!
Promotions:
More congrats here, and *Salutes* to aldlv and Fro for reaching the ultimate level!
Entering the list:
A-Wahl
caraboo
michelinman
Also, perfect-insanity is re-entering the list this month.
Welcome to the barracks!
The List:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Change / Username
06] 37,793 | 0,000 | 00.0 | + 0.00 EagleRock Sup. Com.
07] 36,588 | 2,744 | 91.5 | + 23.07 byteslinger Sup. Com. 1
08] 34,594 | 0,203 | 06.8 | + 6.73 SlashFirestorm Sup. Com. -1
#7, huh? Wow. Just gotta love clock day and Portal guard...
Top 5 Gainers
byteslinger - 2,744
DumbassDude - 2,297
KrevZabijak - 2,190
Lizzardis - 2,034
Coop83 - 1,809
The usual suspects here...congrats to all my fellow stat-whores - the top 5 racked up about 9K points in total - not a bad month after all.
Top gainers, repeat offenders: byteslinger (8), Coop83 (7), KrevZabijak (5), DumbassDude (4)
A silly question: why is it offensive to be in the top gainers?
Total Gain for the month = 21,482
That's 693.0 points per day, or 14.7 per day per member.
Not bad. Not bad at all.
August update.
Again, thank you for the update, Ismael - it is always appreciated!
At 9/5/09 10:52 AM, Insanimation wrote: I'm afraid I'm gonna have to hand in my resignation here..I just don't have the time to be as active as I want i this club, as I'm going into an important school year..
Oh, that's bad, we'll miss you :( But it's OK that you want to resign instead of just remaining inactive (not many people do that). Needless to say, if you ever want to return, you're free to do so.
And about being inactive, if everything goes according to the plan, there will be a new rollcall this month (on 23rd). So inactive users will be put on the AWOL list. Just a remainder.
At 9/5/09 04:13 PM, byteslinger wrote:At 9/1/09 04:22 PM, Ismael92 wrote: Top gainers, repeat offenders: byteslinger (8), Coop83 (7), KrevZabijak (5), DumbassDude (4)A silly question: why is it offensive to be in the top gainers?
To be honest, I have no idea. I find it weird too, but it used to be like that before I re-introduced this feature.
Again I'm very sorry to see you going but if your not happy Insanimation, then I guess it is for the best shame, though you feel that this club is not as good as NGPD. I would have to disagree with you on this club not being light hearted enough, I always felt that it was but I have never been a member of NGPD so I cant really comment on how it is there. Still I hope you change you mind its is sad when a member leaves. Thanks for the comment about my reviews Fro I don't know when I will join but it is nice to know my reviews are good. I write my first one since July.
I saw the links and this is stolen
From the one you showed before.
Archer I'm a good shot!
At 9/5/09 01:17 AM, SoulMaster71 wrote: Chris Beer needs some new material, don't you think? He's been using the same "i masturbate with the door open" news post on every one of his accounts for what feels like forever. As far as auto-PM scripts, whatever, they've probably been around almost as long as the PM system; as always, crebz is doing nothing new.
He really does. It's the same damn thing every single time he makes a account, the name is almost the same. He trolls us, posts some shit that gets him banned and then he submits some really shitty flash or it's porn. The outcome every time is that his account is deleted and he makes a new one, and the cycle goes on again. He needs to just give up.
At 9/5/09 10:52 AM, Insanimation wrote: I'm afraid I'm gonna have to hand in my resignation here..I just don't have the time to be as active as I want i this club, as I'm going into an important school year..
Sad to hear this as you are a very good user here, just that you never have the time to come and visit us often. Now i look at your account and it says your 15. So you either becoming a freshmen in highschool or it's your seconed year of it. Either or both are important years. I am becoming a junior this year. I still find it hard to find time to make posts and b/p thats all going to come to a end next week when i go back.
I guess I just never made the right connection with this club..When I joined, I was too busy IRL, and then I never really got into it enough..Perhaps because of the large space between rosters, making it feel less up-to-date than the NGPD...There isn't that lighthearted attitude as in the NGPD, either..Sure, this attitude got them into a lot of trouble, but at least they had fun getting whilst getting into trouble.
Ya, when you start this club you should be active as much as you can to get to know everyone so when you leave it's noticed and you just never got around to posting much. The space between rosters is long. The month wait is needed though, because we are dealing with much higher stats then the NGPD, they only have up to 2,500 to work with and a much smaller roster. So if they did it every month and not week :::i think it's a week::: Then a few members could have moved past the 2,500 needed to be removed from the roster.
See about being "lighthearted" we are like that. Just in a different fashion, we don't tend to get in much trouble and things that would just roll over like they never happened there would be a serious offenece here :::no disrespect::: On average most users here are older then the ones in the NGPD hence the more childish things that are done there. Yes have fun is important, but getting in trouble is another thing @;-}>
Don't get me wrong, I still think this is a great club, but just not for me, sorry. Maybe I'll give it a go
in a while, but for now, adios!
Hope to see you return soon!
At 9/1/09 04:22 PM, Ismael92 wrote:
51] 02,807 | 0,005 | 00.2 | + 0.17 puddinN64 Pte. -1
Man, I suck on an unprecedented level. I'm so sorry guys, after all of this time in this club, I should have been doing better than that. It's just that with my obligations in the real world (Cross Country Team, Boy Scouts, School, etc.), it's so hard to get on here and do some serious voting.
So, sorry, please don't kick me out and hate me. I'm really trying.
Formerly PuddinN64 - BBS, Icon, and Portal Mod
"Your friends love you anyway" - Check out Guinea Something Good!
At 9/5/09 09:44 PM, idiot-buster wrote: He really does. It's the same damn thing every single time he makes a account, the name is almost the same. He trolls us, posts some shit that gets him banned and then he submits some really shitty flash or it's porn. The outcome every time is that his account is deleted and he makes a new one, and the cycle goes on again. He needs to just give up.
I wouldn't say he needs to "give up" anything more than the same old method of flagrantly breaking all the rules in order to piss people off: there's far better ways to troll that don't involve actual rule-breaking, just look at how much attention the Kitty Krew got in 2007 with only one large-scale Flash deletion! But if he wants to be considered a legitimate threat to anyone, or for that matter anything more than "I was grown in a vat from the DNA of a sheep farmer and a cr0m impersonator and implanted in the poisoned womb of Anonymous, living among Anonymous until I was 15 when I discovered my biological family being extremely annoying on Newgrounds", he should create and use something new. After all, posting the same damn thing over and over again is 4chan behavior, and that's not a threat to anyone at all.
At 9/6/09 04:33 AM, Coop83 wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/51 0681
A little racist here
I didn't get to watch that submission, but was it truly submitted by Egoraptor? Now I've looked at his userpage and his news posts are gone, and the user "description" (or whatever) is... weird. I'm pretty sure his account got hacked.
Also look at this:
Read the description.
At 9/6/09 04:33 AM, Coop83 wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/51 0681
A little racist here
Looking at the author and what was done to his page, right down to the Duke comment that stiff (who may or may not be Snaws) keeps posting on people's pages, and looking in my PM box and seeing these two messages from M-Bot pertaining to review deletion (one of which is a permaban from Canas with the description "aaaa", has Wade cleared these yet? I want to re-write that review for Toss the Turtle), I'm guessing that Levon and Friends just went on a yeeking spree, ending in a few more golden auras dropped. Another day, another moment where spammers show that they have no idea what real trolling is. Real trolling takes finesse, something Levon et al. never show. Like I said, look at Kitty Krew drama from 07. Not only did they get as much a reaction for a few Flash as the DD is getting for a few compromised mod accounts, but Wade comes on and reverses the Ducks' damage, meaning the people have more faith in Wade Fulp than ever before, while the KK stuff stayed right where it was in the Portal. If the Ducks are actually trying to be more harmful than a housefly, they're failing miserably.
Hey guys, guess what.
I'm user of the day today.
So that means i'm now more important than you when the NG day ends.
SO YEAH.
I want to warn about Duck Division have hacked another mod this time Canas. I got a Pm saying I had been banned for good from reviewing, the mod who had banned me was Canas, but this is bullshit. I was very upset and found out Canas has got hacked http://canas.newgrounds.com/news/post/37 0387. This made me think wait this is not a legit Pm and I just reviewed again. The message I got was
You have been permanently banned from submitting Portal reviews.
This is a result of the review you left for Foamy in "What Is Love" on 9/5/09 at 5:31:23 PM:
===============
Score: 9 / 10
Summary: Epic!
Review: Foamy is on his Laptop and were are treated to him typing with some funky music playing the music is question Haddox right name? What is Love love the track.
Graphics. 8/10 Okay I know this may be a still from IllWillpress flash, but I don't care I liked the loop of Foamy typing forever. The outline was a little rough but I loved how you captured him.
Sound. 9/10 Okay I love this track and matches the title just right and it is so fitting.
Okay I know this may be called spam but so what I loved it it grabbed me right away it was funny and it had Foamy, and when I saw the authors names I guessed it may be spam as such. I liked this I felt it filled me with joy and no I'm not being sarcastic.
Yes this flash may be a loop and not very original and maybe longer, but I liked it but maybe show Foamy doing more then what he is doing.
Hope to see more Foamy.
===============
The moderator Canas gave the following reason for the ban:
"fguc"
So I want to warn members If they get a PM from M-Bot its fake.
http://m-bot.newgrounds.com/ Is this the real M-Bot?
Archer I'm a good shot!
At 9/6/09 06:00 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: http://m-bot.newgrounds.com/ Is this the real M-Bot?
That is the real M-Bot and you did temporarily get banned from reviewing flashes. It was a legit PM and M-Bot automatically responds and sends a message to the user that has had a review deleted or been banned. The DD just banned you probably because you were online at the time or because you are in the EGB, they are twats like that.
I figured once all the original members were kicked out, we wouldn't be having this trouble again. Guess the new leader is just as much of a twat as Crebz.
At 9/6/09 06:00 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: So I want to warn members If they get a PM from M-Bot its fake.
Bollocks. Big fat hairy ones.
http://m-bot.newgrounds.com/ Is this the real M-Bot?
Yes, that is the real M-Bot. Want me to ban you again and prove it? I thought not.
Yes, Canas was hacked. Yes he has since been shut down. No, this does not affect your statutory rights, no, Newgrounds is not crumbling about you. Calm the fuck down and get on with life as normal, soldier!
At 9/6/09 06:14 PM, Coop83 wrote:At 9/6/09 06:00 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: So I want to warn members If they get a PM from M-Bot its fake.
Sorry Sir! I meant to say if it was from Canas its fake I should have not got so uptight but I did not think DD caught me of guard. It was a shock and no Newgrounds did not come to a halt. I want to say congrats to Porkchop on user of the day I have never got that award.
Archer I'm a good shot!
At 9/6/09 05:57 PM, Porkchop wrote: Hey guys, guess what.
I'm user of the day today.
So that means i'm now more important than you when the NG day ends.
SO YEAH.
*bows* That's fucking nuts dude! Congrats! The odds of that are like 1 in 1.6 million or something! Well, not really, because it's only users that have a bbs post and some other criteria, but it's still nuts! Haha.
1. We shall miss you, Insanimation.
2. Congrats to Porkchop for UOTD
3. Shame about what happened to Canas. Hopefully this will be an isolated incident and not the start of another lame-ass account-theft raid. All Barracks members should continue exercising basic precautions, such as having strong passwords, not using simple security questions on e-mail accounts (I prefer using them as a second password), and using basic intelligence regarding phishing.
Slash's call
was absorbed
by the darkness.
At 9/6/09 06:54 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: 3. Shame about what happened to Canas. Hopefully this will be an isolated incident and not the start of another lame-ass account-theft raid. All Barracks members should continue exercising basic precautions, such as having strong passwords, not using simple security questions on e-mail accounts (I prefer using them as a second password), and using basic intelligence regarding phishing.
I have found it better to use a e-mail that is only for newgrounds and nothing else. Anything on my e-mail that i use for newgrounds is not even possible to guss since the answer to any of the questions are random nubers and letters that are as long as it lets me have it. I have it written down on a sheet of paper. Now that's going to be hard to crack. They would have to go through some real work if they ever wanted to get into mine.
At 9/6/09 06:54 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: 3. Shame about what happened to Canas. Hopefully this will be an isolated incident and not the start of another lame-ass account-theft raid. All Barracks members should continue exercising basic precautions, such as having strong passwords, not using simple security questions on e-mail accounts (I prefer using them as a second password), and using basic intelligence regarding phishing.
It's a shame that this happened, and by looking at Canas' last news post it seems that he was just phished. And probably it's the same that happened to Egoraptor. It's sad to see this happening as by now everyone should know about phishing, but anyway the mods are not to blame, it's just the DD's fault. Canas also got demodded, that was probably his choice as he even admits that he has been inactive. Anyway, it doesn't matter, everything is back to normal :)
Also, congrats Porkchop for UOTD.
