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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-02 21:40:05


Plus a flash that has been rrsubmitted after being blammed with no improvements.

Malicious

here

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/50 5927


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-02 21:49:45


****MALICIOUS FLASH ALERT****

Re-submitted:

Previously blammed:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/505926


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-02 22:06:46


Voting period is over, and A-Wahl has been accepted into the Barracks. Welcome aboard! I see that you've already registered at the forums---PM me with the e-mail you used to sign up (so I can be sure it's actually you and not a devious imposter) and I'll validate your account.

WilhelmTheVampire, unfortunately, was not approved of by a majority of Barracks members, and thus will not be accepted at this point in time. He is free to re-apply at a later date if he feels he's improved significantly and consistently.


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-02 22:40:23


Welcome aboard A-Whal, hope you do the EGB proud.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-02 22:45:35


At 8/2/09 10:06 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Voting period is over, and A-Wahl has been accepted into the Barracks. Welcome aboard!

WilhelmTheVampire, unfortunately, was not approved of by a majority of Barracks members, and thus will not be accepted at this point in time.
At 8/2/09 10:40 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Welcome aboard A-Whal, hope you do the EGB proud.

Thanks a lot guys, I hope to do the EGB proud! And sorry Wilhelm, maybe next time. :)

I'll get right to the PMey stuff.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-02 22:50:24


Welcome to the Barracks, A-Wahl, I hope you enjoy your time with us!

Wilhelm, don't get discouraged. Improve your posts, reviews, and be overall consistent. You'll be accepted in no time if you keep at it.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-02 23:18:59


At 8/2/09 10:06 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Voting period is over, and A-Wahl has been accepted into the Barracks. Welcome aboard! I see that you've already registered at the forums---PM me with the e-mail you used to sign up (so I can be sure it's actually you and not a devious imposter) and I'll validate your account.

Welcome to the barracks, A-Wahl! Glad to see a new, shiny, happy face! Please feel free to tell us about yourself in the "Member Introductions" on the BBS - we'd love to hear a little bit about you...hehehe....

*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-02 23:36:20


At 8/2/09 11:18 PM, byteslinger wrote: Welcome to the barracks, A-Wahl! Glad to see a new, shiny, happy face! Please feel free to tell us about yourself in the "Member Introductions" on the BBS - we'd love to hear a little bit about you...hehehe....

*Salutes*

Sure, will do.

*Salutes back*

Also, I was wondering about the Hamburgler Helpers: they seem to be fairly new, but are unorganized and can't get anything past judgment; do they pose a threat to the Portal at this point?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-02 23:46:11


At 8/2/09 10:06 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Voting period is over, and A-Wahl has been accepted into the Barracks. Welcome aboard! I see that you've already registered at the forums---PM me with the e-mail you used to sign up (so I can be sure it's actually you and not a devious imposter) and I'll validate your account.

Welcome in A-Whal
i'm pretty sure you will enjoy your time here...
and... i was checking your profile... so, you are from Guatemala too
is very rare to see another person from Guate in Newgrounds... (si, yo también soy chapín)

well... again, welcome

*salute*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-03 00:10:23


At 8/3/09 12:00 AM, Lizzardis wrote: Welcome A-Wahl, I'm glad to see another member joining! I hope you enjoy your stay here. We don't bite......Honest. Well Byte does, but only when she is in a mood ;)

ohhh... so, that is the reason for your new sig... that explains everything... XD

P.S. Sorry Byte, i couldn't resist to say this, i am really sorry... hope you laugh and not get mad

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-03 00:46:13


At 8/2/09 10:06 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: WilhelmTheVampire, unfortunately, was not approved of by a majority of Barracks members, and thus will not be accepted at this point in time.

Oh well, I guess I'm not ready to be here. I kinda knew if I didn't make it, it would be because of my posts. But rest assured, I will be back soon, hopefully before 2010, and will have significantly improved. Thanks for considering me, everyone, and may Newgrounds live long and be safe.

Oh, and congrats to A-Wahl. Nice job, dude. :D


Request an audio review. I could use some motivation.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-03 05:45:50


Wow, how long since I last posted? (not just here but in general). It's great to see how active this place is and how active everyone is. I'm alway surprised to see that I'm still included in the roll call (15] 16,625 | 0,133 | 04.4 | + 0.87 ever-vigilant Mjr) and that I'm not down the bottom because of my awful B/P rate. I remember when ALDLV was just behind me but now you have gone screaming past me in a blaze of glory as have several others.

Welcome to the new comers and my condolences to the ones who didn't make it. Either way it is great to see how active it is in here and that people are having fun in the barracks.

I would like to say I will be back soon but I think we all know its not true. Time just isn't on my side, bloody responseabilitys.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-03 09:08:43


At 8/2/09 09:26 PM, Fro wrote:
Milestones:
Coop83 - 60,000 B/P
Supreme commander twice over ftw!

*bullhorns*

Top 5 Gainers
byteslinger - 2,052
KrevZabijak - 1,696
DumbassDude - 1,535
Coop83 - 1,501
aldlv - 1,203
Sometimes I think you guys should give your eyes a rest from the computer screen, but I can't say too much because I was only a few B/P from making this list this time around.

It would be a little hypocritical ;) Mind you, you might get a chance even just for one day's work over the next month. Third time lucky and I'm trying to get myself sorted with at least one Blam this time around.

Oh yeah and it's story time in a moment or two :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-03 09:17:11


At 8/1/09 09:57 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: it shows how many threads they have http://m00d.net/threads/. Worth checking out.

Woah, I missed your post the first time, but that site is awesome! Good fine, I would have never noticed it.

Fro has posted 80 threads, 6 of these threads have been locked, 74 remain open. fro's emote usage statistics are below and you can narrow down the threads that are displayed with the buttons to the left!

I had no clue that I have created 80 threads. It kind of motivates me to create more threads now that I know how many I have. Can't believe it's been that many though.

At 8/3/09 09:08 AM, Coop83 wrote:
It would be a little hypocritical ;) Mind you, you might get a chance even just for one day's work over the next month. Third time lucky and I'm trying to get myself sorted with at least one Blam this time around.

Yeah, it's more of my jealous poking fun at people anyway. ;) I spend just as much time, but just can't get as much because I review a lot and play a lot of games. I just can't get on that much in the summer and that's the way it should be too really though.


Oh yeah and it's story time in a moment or two :)

:3

At 8/3/09 12:10 AM, aldlv wrote:
At 8/3/09 12:00 AM, Lizzardis wrote: Welcome A-Wahl, I'm glad to see another member joining! I hope you enjoy your stay here. We don't bite......Honest. Well Byte does, but only when she is in a mood ;)
ohhh... so, that is the reason for your new sig... that explains everything... XD

AHAHAHA

And for the record I was there, but Byte and I have a oral contract that she can't bite. It's a very oral contract.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-03 09:43:58


At 8/3/09 09:17 AM, Fro wrote:
At 8/3/09 12:10 AM, aldlv wrote:
At 8/3/09 12:00 AM, Lizzardis wrote: Welcome A-Wahl, I'm glad to see another member joining! I hope you enjoy your stay here. We don't bite......Honest. Well Byte does, but only when she is in a mood ;)

It's not so much biting as it is nibbling, gnawing and tugging. Sorta like a cougar after it's done chasing her prey, and decides it's time for a snack. The question is: can you outrun (or outsmart) the cougar?

ohhh... so, that is the reason for your new sig... that explains everything... XD
Haha! Oh your good. Your very good, Haha!
P.S. Sorry Byte, i couldn't resist to say this, i am really sorry... hope you laugh and not get mad

Naw, not at all! You know I like to poke fun at myself and others here, and I certainly expect it back in return. No offense at all - it's good for the lulz.

I'm sure she will see the humorous side of it!

AHAHAHA

More like MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!! (learned that from Krev)

And for the record I was there, but Byte and I have a oral contract that she can't bite. It's a very oral contract.

But in the contract it stated that "this is a private contract, and if made public, it becomes null and void, and I can bite at my choosing". Since you just violated the terms of our contract, I can no longer guarantee that biting will not occur. So, play nice!!!

And on a side note - I've been so busy with work that I've been slacking off on my posts - and it just so happens that this is -- this is my post #300. (waiting for the Sparta references now)

Oh, for another obscure reference - remember the old Disney movie "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves?". The dwarves worked in a mine, and sung the song "Whistle While You Work" - which got stuck in my head as an "earworm" while I was reviewing / whistling flashes in one Firefox window, while debugging a customer's website on another. Yes, I was "whistling while I worked..."

Disclaimer: no drugs were used in the making of this post...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-03 13:27:32


At 8/3/09 09:17 AM, Fro wrote:
At 8/3/09 09:08 AM, Coop83 wrote: It would be a little hypocritical ;) Mind you, you might get a chance even just for one day's work over the next month. Third time lucky and I'm trying to get myself sorted with at least one Blam this time around.
Yeah, it's more of my jealous poking fun at people anyway. ;) I spend just as much time, but just can't get as much because I review a lot and play a lot of games. I just can't get on that much in the summer and that's the way it should be too really though.

I've got plenty this summer, but if she wants to give me more, I suppose I can provide :)

Oh, you're talking about points...

Oh yeah and it's story time in a moment or two :)
3

Story

Right, I'm off to carry on the good work!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-03 14:16:04


At 8/3/09 09:43 AM, byteslinger wrote: And on a side note - I've been so busy with work that I've been slacking off on my posts - and it just so happens that this is -- this is my post #300. (waiting for the Sparta references now)

Got it right here!!!

THIS IS PASTA!!!!!!

Will that do Byte?

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-03 17:07:05


I think this has been submitted before despite the name I think it may be stolen the address is from Gmail.

http://nintendo8.com/game/673/snake_ratt le'n_roll/

I don't know for sure but I think its looks suspect.


Archer I'm a good shot!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-03 20:25:20


I'll be taking a break from the portal for today

I'm working on a chapter for a story I'm working on

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-03 22:45:01


I just want to warn all members that the flash portal is being invaded slowly by some spam like flashs. By fleek, orangebeef and some other names that i don't remember. I think all active memebers should take a look to see what they think. There could be much more comming and i don't want it to be to late before they really start to spam the place up.


Wi/Ht regular|Elite Guard Barracks Member|Idiot-Buster-Elite Guard Sup. Commander

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-03 22:57:20


At 8/3/09 10:45 PM, idiot-buster wrote: I just want to warn all members that the flash portal is being invaded slowly by some spam like flashs.

Thanks for the heads up! *Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-03 23:05:52


At 8/3/09 10:57 PM, Zornkatzu wrote:
At 8/3/09 10:45 PM, idiot-buster wrote: I just want to warn all members that the flash portal is being invaded slowly by some spam like flashs.
Thanks for the heads up! *Salutes*

Yea, it's been noticed.

Also, if you notice this notice, you'll notice that it's not worth noticing.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-03 23:13:17


How much does anyone wanna bet that this is going to be file swapped :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-03 23:39:22


Not very likely, he's been here for over 8 years and if he had just put the frame rate at about 12-24 FPS, it wouldn't be blammed like I know it will be. I mean, it seems like it will be good, but it's just in dire, dire need of some major tweaking.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-03 23:45:01


Actually I've seen this 10mb vid used many times for file swaps already and the auther comments are copied form here :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-03 23:59:02


Well I will give you that, and good eye about the copypasta of the author's comments from I WANT IT SYNDROME. I hadn't noticed, I'm tired. SO SUE ME!! lmao.

There was something I wanted to ask you Slash, but I can't remember what it was. If I do remember, I'll PM you.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-04 00:07:41


At 11/29/05 06:25 PM, VGRCL wrote: Sir,
I know I dont have the status of an elite gaurd member but I know im ready for the task of protecting my portal! Private First Class VGRCL reporting for duty sir!

~edit by lilfozzy~wow i mean really really gonna be cheesy

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-04 00:45:07


Hey guys, I'm going to be in and out for awhile. My life is getting pretty chaotic. Hopefully I will still be able to deposit, starting the 15th I have RA training until the end of the month. Right now my internet connection is well.. not there. Heads are going to roll if this doesn't get fixed soon.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-04 12:16:51


If'n you're a kidney thief, then what are you doing decapitating people at random? lmao


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-04 12:30:19


Private Glides reporting, sir! Hoping to be a part of this fine organization, sir!


Glides is done with his post.

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