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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-06 14:40:45


Look at the author's commentary.

Calipe? Damage control?

And Calipe: You are an idiot. If you want to keep up this facade of justice and sense that you're doing something good, try becoming a vegetarian. By mass voting 0 on flashes that you've only seen 5 seconds of, you support the Kitty Krew and all those other groups you hate. Get a hobby. This goes to all of the EGB.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-06 15:20:24



If you are reading this, it means I have posted. Whether or not I am still posting, this has left its mark, for many years to come.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-06 21:34:23


I Hate Computer's got deleted but I'm not sure why the messages were rude, and there were many Kitty Krew member are they gone? The DD submitted another of those porn gay images which got them deleted, I think that it may be an alt of Chris Beer. Well the portal not to busy right now. Have to get round to watching the latest Retarded Baby Animals at 9 minutes it is long. Well its funny what a different console does been playing GTA 4 pretty good game, but I don't get why they removed so much like the taxi missions, and ambulance ones makes no sense. Still I guess they were going for a new approach.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-06 23:27:39


Okay, this is a little off-topic, but you gotta love the irony in this:

Recently, a NY politician named Peter King made a 2-minute video on his opinion about the whole Michael Jackson media coverage. In this video, he called MJ (among other things) a "pervert and a pedophile". The public reaction was either "yes, you are 100% right" or "Mr King, you're an idiot".

A NY newspaper (Newsday) wrote this whole big article about it. Not only did they have a poll, they also listed a lot of MJ's music and albums. The paper looked liked it was trying to be neutral - until you scrolled all the way to the bottom of the page - and saw the Google ad for "Are there sex offenders in your neighborhood?"

I just had to laugh at the irony of it all. Here's the link to the main article:

Newsday Article with Inappropriate Google Ad

As for my opinion - well, I'm still thinking about it...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-06 23:32:06


Forgive the double post - good thing I did a screen capture, since they just changed the ads. It looked like this:

Obviously, they're rotating the Google ads now - but it here it is, in case you don't see it yourselves!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-07 00:35:08


At 7/6/09 07:40 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Man where the hell is everyone? The portal is slow as hell. I've been downloading fonts and if anyone is interested, if you're a big AC/DC fan, check this.

My internet connection was down today due to some repairs or some new installations the company was making on the street. I couldn't connect all day due to this...It was a pain in the ass.
I heard tomorrow there will be a day-long memorial on the states commemorating Michael Jackson. Some tickets for his funeral were selling for around $10,000! Who would pay that much to go to a funeral?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-07 05:39:36


At 7/6/09 11:32 PM, byteslinger wrote: Obviously, they're rotating the Google ads now - but it here it is, in case you don't see it yourselves!

That's made my day - we've got a pretty good sense of humour here and I think that's for the best :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-07 13:31:55


At 7/7/09 12:55 PM, SCTE3 wrote: Oh you devil you, you said you would never post after 15k,

I never really intended to give it up. I just thought that I'd go for some sort of "I'm retiring now, give me some attention" rant.

And it worked.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-07 13:31:55


At 7/7/09 12:55 PM, SCTE3 wrote: Oh you devil you, you said you would never post after 15k,

I never really intended to give it up. I just thought that I'd go for some sort of "I'm retiring now, give me some attention" rant.

And it worked.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-07 13:36:59


At 7/6/09 11:32 PM, byteslinger wrote: Forgive the double post - good thing I did a screen capture, since they just changed the ads. It looked like this:

Obviously, they're rotating the Google ads now - but it here it is, in case you don't see it yourselves!

Well, heheh, so much for forgiving and forgetting, am I right?
I know the employees at google are probably kicking themselves for that one.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-07 15:28:09


Google AdSense & AdWords are generally not hand-picked. If you're familiar with the Google Bomb technique, the base concept is fairly similar. It's all centered around the search engine itself. More content-rich websites fare better with the text version of AdSense than something containing, say, a side-menu, an article, and a comments section where anyone on the web can spew whatever they want. That, too, will alter what AdSense pulls onto the page.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AdSense

But if you already knew that, then disregard this.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-07 18:13:20


I think that now it has gone beyond the NG public simply voting the stuff through, notice that it passes before 5-6 flashes that were submitted before it (check the ID numbers of the UJ stuff, they are lower than it, meaning they were submitted first). I've noticed this before (and have proof documented should need arise), and the idea of spammers mass-voting is nothing new, in fact it is the most unoriginal trick in the book, but frankly it's still a cause for concern.

As for fileswaps, Slnt, I know it's frustrating, but it's out of our hands, although fortunately since it's against the rules deletion will be inevitable.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-07 20:48:26


You know I love ya, but in the past month you certainly have become.. oh.. how shall I say it... um. a bit more foul-mouthed than when I first metcha.
No 'fense intended. Just a passing observation. :) Must be that summer heat. Making everyone crazy.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-07 21:38:30


At 7/7/09 07:35 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: If I have to get new glasses and new prescription because of all this hell you're putting on my eyes, I'm suing your ass.

lmao

I found out last week that I do need glasses... I have slight myopia and astigmatism, nothing big but definitely noticeable.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-07 22:11:38


There is a new mod on the forums who was modded recently http://thejamoke.newgrounds.com/ well done you lucky thing. I have not read your story SlashFirestorm maybe I will check it out. well Chris Beer got deleted again with the two DD ones. I did not think that Pokemon on was file swapped. I left NGDD for its lack of activity and lack of interest, I did try to keep going, but I lacked any real interest shame really. I was thinking of maybe joining XBox360 club also providing I keep my XBox360 which I think I will. Well done finding those flashes.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-08 00:29:57


At 7/7/09 10:04 PM, Lizzardis wrote:
At 7/7/09 08:48 PM, KrevZabijak wrote: You know I love ya, but in the past month you certainly have become.. oh.. how shall I say it... um. a bit more foul-mouthed than when I first metcha.
To be honest....Its more than a bit. Wouldn't you say?

Yeah. You would think someone with the variation of the name "Silent Cobra" would be a bit more quiet and stealthy. Yeah - about as stealthy as rhino tap-dancing on the hood of a '67 Buick LeSabre.

As for being potty-mouthed, well, young kids just can't help it - when they get all excited, pretty much anything just pops right out! (and, I can say that, 'cuz I'm twice your age, SC!)

Although, under the right circumstances, I could probably out-curse all of you - but I'll restrain myself in the public forums. I've worked on quite an extensive vocabulary spanning multiple languages, and I'm sure I could teach you young'uns a thing or two!

You do know I'm just messing with all of you, right? Don't take me seriously - I sure as hell don't!

Oh, BTW to Lizzardis : How's America treating you? You mentioned you might put up some pics in facebook - any link you'd like to share? Hope you're having a great time! :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-08 01:14:21


At 7/8/09 12:29 AM, byteslinger wrote:
about as stealthy as rhino tap-dancing on the hood of a '67 Buick LeSabre.

Cool cars, they started making those in 1959. The LeSabre, not.. rhinos. xD

Although, under the right circumstances, I could probably out-curse all of you

Cool your jets, chere'. There be a Cajun amongst you. :D I almost made a point earlier that I pretty much, when off-work and around others like myself, curse the way Silent types. Except.. it always makes perfect sense within the sentence, and I absolutely love f-bombs. Best word there is, in my opinion.

Anyone else like me, just .. not understand the fact we live in a society where "bad wordses" aren't allowed, and yet... porn, violence on television, graphic subject matter can be seen on a daily basis. Not to say that I don't love violence when it has its place, but seriously.
Don't say those certain words! But... here's your sidearm and conceal permit, along with clearance to use said firearm in the field. BUT REMEMBER THE WORDS THAT YOU CAN'T SAY. DON'T SAY THOSE WORDS.

I want a cursing license. I'd fucking pay for one.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-08 09:46:08


At 7/7/09 06:13 PM, RohantheBarbarian wrote:
As for fileswaps, Slnt, I know it's frustrating, but it's out of our hands, although fortunately since it's against the rules deletion will be inevitable.

Yeah.. there is really no reason in getting excited over it. We all know they are going to be deleted right after wards and we still get our blam points. It's like nothing even happened. The fileswapper knows they are going to get deleted too and just want to make people get pissy about it... So getting excited over it is exactly what they want you to do.

At 7/7/09 10:11 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: There is a new mod on the forums who was modded recently http://thejamoke.newgrounds.com/

Yeah, that was a couple of nights ago. That bastard Jamoke told me that I was going to be modded before he ever was and I always argued no it would be him. Ha, he was such a bullshitter obviously.

Stem was also modded.

At 7/8/09 06:48 AM, Lizzardis wrote:
At 7/8/09 12:29 AM, byteslinger wrote: Oh, BTW to Lizzardis : How's America treating you? You mentioned you might put up some pics in facebook - any link you'd like to share? Hope you're having a great time! :)

I'm not going to lie your mom is pretty good looking.

Anyway, stop by Lock Haven University if your in the area. That would be in PA.

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At 7/7/09 09:23 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Hey, even in real life when I first meet someone I'm as nice as I can be, then as the days, weeks, ans months go by I know I have found my niche within a certain group and can be little more relaxed.

Yeah, I think it happens to everyone. With the time, people will stop worrying about the way they behave and become more relaxed and spontaneous. It's normal :)

At 7/7/09 10:11 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: There is a new mod on the forums who was modded recently http://thejamoke.newgrounds.com/

Well he's doing a great job already, and just look at this awesome epic lock by him. Really, that is just epic.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-08 13:32:56


At 7/8/09 11:42 AM, Lizzardis wrote:
At 7/8/09 11:33 AM, SlntCobra1 wrote: What's y'alls take on it?
I doubt Slash will approve! Haha!

Right I'm going to savannah now. Wish me a safe journey! See yaz!

Safe travels, Liz! Hope you liked NYC.

As for a "contest" - if we do it all by PM, is that allowed, or will Wade have a fit?

If he doesn't mind, we could set up some ground rules like:
(1) MUST HAVE "CUSS CONTEST" as part of title in your PM
(2) You can't repeat any particular curse word more than three times in your rant
(3) Rants are limited to 500 words or less (sorry, Slash - no long novels here!)
(4) Most of the rant needs to be in English so we can all appreciate it
(5) Do not use NG User names in the rant, as this is a generic rant, and not one directed at a person
(6) It is understood that rants are NOT to be taken personally
(7) DO NOT POST ANY PART OF THE RANT HERE OR IN ANY OTHER FORUM - we have to keep it private as not to offend the general populace
(8) You can forward your rant, or someone elses rant, to anyone who wants to be part of this unofficial cuss-fest
(9) If you get a rant by mistake, just PM the sender that you don't want to be part of this - again, don't take it personally.
(10) We'll do this for a few days, and then we can vote on the best cuss rant of the bunch

So, what do you think? (and, yes, I know, this has NOTHING to do with EGB business, so let's keep it to PM and off these pages, k?)

Oh, I'm just a little trouble maker today....


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-08 13:57:31


At 7/8/09 01:48 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Why do you think I said we should do it in the private forums?

Because you are wise beyond your years...

Also, I'm getting annoyed at the review deletion easter egg on NG logs Byte. Care to take that down?

Um, what review deletion easter egg is that? Seriously, I'm not sure what you're speaking about...Please elucidate...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-08 15:14:07


At 7/8/09 01:57 PM, byteslinger wrote:
At 7/8/09 01:48 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Also, I'm getting annoyed at the review deletion easter egg on NG logs Byte. Care to take that down?
Um, what review deletion easter egg is that? Seriously, I'm not sure what you're speaking about...Please elucidate...

I think he means the message saying that a review of yours was deleted every time a Flash you reviewed is deleted. But I guess it's reasonable since I suppose NG logs just compares your current reviews to the ones from the day before.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-08 15:15:22


At 7/8/09 03:07 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Well every so often when I log my stats this will show up:

That's not an Easter egg. It's a connection issue with the NG server.

Look at my last post on this page - someone else has a similar issue - and I explained it all there.
(Don't feel like typing it again here LOL)

NG Logs Thread

If I really wanted to make an easter egg, I might occasionally give out random status messages as well....hmmmm...now that would be funny....


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-08 15:15:42


At 7/8/09 03:14 PM, Ismael92 wrote: I think he means the message saying that a review of yours was deleted every time a Flash you reviewed is deleted. But I guess it's reasonable since I suppose NG logs just compares your current reviews to the ones from the day before.

I failed at reading the new page... lol ignore my post ;)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-08 15:52:51


At 7/8/09 01:32 PM, byteslinger wrote: As for a "contest" - if we do it all by PM, is that allowed, or will Wade have a fit?

Well, since the PM system is Private, it shouldn't cause any problems with Wade or any of the admins.

Just don't bring it to the BBS, or things might get out of hand.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-08 16:07:01


I just declared my love for chocolate ice cream to Byteslinger.

Good morni.. er... oh it's afternoon. Afternoon, peoples. Nothing too troubling spotted in the portal thus far, but I'm still a bit iffed that I got a Seed of Destruction medal when the bad weather caused my modem to flicker, and can't get it again. I understand with the lit/illit medals, but all the other ones are one-shot chances? Awwww. :( Looking for a Challenge, 25 points, gone. Gone forever.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-08 16:08:38


I just declared my love for chocolate ice cream to Byteslinger.

Good morni.. er... oh it's afternoon. Afternoon, peoples. Nothing too troubling spotted in the portal thus far, but I'm still a bit iffed that I got a Seed of Destruction medal when the bad weather caused my modem to flicker, and can't get it again. I understand with the lit/illit medals, but all the other ones are one-shot chances? Awwww. :( Looking for a Challenge, 25 points, gone. Gone forever.

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Oh, here's something

And yet it can't be viewed. Usually we'd get a deleted message, but it's still under judgment and.. still in the purple. And still there. And stuff.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-08 16:12:20


Oh jeez, I'm so sorry. I got the error that last post didn't go through (still bad weather, IMAGINE THAT.)
So uh.. yeah.. I edited the last part thinking it had not gotten posted yet. Coop, delete the first post and this one sil vous plait?
Merci bouceaup, mon tres bon ami.


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