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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-03-27 06:13:42


At 3/27/09 03:59 AM, Arthuria99 wrote: More spams from princess launcherela

You didn't read the Code of Conduct post, did you? If you had, you would know that we're not a mass-voting group and only deal with rulebreaking flash. While the Cyberen flashes are shitty, they break no rules. If you don't like a flash, give it a low score and move on, because there's nothing more you can do.

Incidentally, if you wish to be a member of the Barracks, you must read the Code of Conduct and decide whether or not you can abide by our rules. We don't even begin discussing and voting on potential recruits unless they've agreed to the code.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-03-27 08:46:29


I'm terribly sorry sir, i'll read them right away

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-03-27 21:23:17


Good work SpiffyMasta I have looked at all of them and they look funny to me. The games are from a few other websites and its odd his website has nothing on it apart from his comment, that he has six games on Newgrounds. But I don't know for sure I will do some more research. But on one of the games RoboChess I have seen stolen before and Novelgames is a website I have heard of. Anyway Congrats to Tom Fulp on becoming a dad he has not made a post but someone made a thread it was on Twitter on the 25th and it was a boy.

http://sites.google.com/site/b3ndoveratn g/

Here is the website of that author. I do find them Cyberen annoying.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-03-27 22:17:57


At 3/27/09 09:23 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: Anyway Congrats to Tom Fulp on becoming a dad he has not made a post but someone made a thread it was on Twitter on the 25th and it was a boy.

Yeah I read that topic on general, just in case here's Tom's Twitter. He hasn't posted or anything because probably he has some things to do that are far more important that coming here and saying he has a son :)
Still, I want to know the boy's name :D

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-03-27 22:52:53


http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/488805Look who's made their real comeback at last... At least, this is the first actual Drew Pickles gay sex story Flash I've seen in the Portal. Maybe there's been a few before though, I've been too busy elsewhere to pay much attention to the Portal recently.

In other news, I'm posting this on the FF 3.1 beta 3! It's a pretty cool browser, though I do miss Wacky's NG Toolbar...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-03-27 22:57:38


http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/488805Look who's made their real comeback at last... At least, this is the first actual Drew Pickles gay sex story Flash I've seen in the Portal. Maybe there's been a few before though, I've been too busy elsewhere to pay much attention to the Portal recently.

In other news, I'm posting this on the FF 3.1 beta 3! It's a pretty cool browser, though I do miss Wacky's NG Toolbar...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-03-28 02:21:33


At 3/27/09 08:46 AM, Arthuria99 wrote: I'm terribly sorry sir, i'll read them right away

I like this guy's attitude. I think he shows promise.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-03-28 03:57:35


This offends me. The fact he says go kill yourself in the author's comments seems to cross a line. As I know people with depression (and have had it myself) I find it doubly offensive and down right harassing/abusive to the users of NG.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-03-28 08:04:30


At 3/27/09 10:52 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/48 8805Look who's made their real comeback at last... At least, this is the first actual Drew Pickles gay sex story Flash I've seen in the Portal.

I always use to like their spam, and back in the day, they didn't always use to pass, which made them tolerable and funny.
Then the KK came along...

Also level 23 guys, also got promoted last week to Master Sergeant

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-03-28 09:00:52


At 3/27/09 10:57 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: In other news, I'm posting this on the FF 3.1 beta 3! It's a pretty cool browser, though I do miss Wacky's NG Toolbar...

Is it cool? What are its new features? (If it has any) Right now I only have 3.0.8, and as usual there are no noticeable changes.

At 3/28/09 03:57 AM, BenwaHakubi wrote: The fact he says go kill yourself in the author's comments seems to cross a line.

Unfortunately there's nothing we can do against abusive author comments, they can't be flagged. Many spammers put shit like that in the comments so the people who watch it will be annoyed and vote 0, which helps them to win the turd of the week

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-03-28 10:15:28


At 3/28/09 03:57 AM, BenwaHakubi wrote: This offends me. The fact he says go kill yourself in the author's comments seems to cross a line.

Nothing you can do about an authors comments in most cases, the flash will most probably get deleted again anyway especilly if it wins turd again. Which seems to be even more cheated for than in the past. "Go kill yourself", "Fuck you and die" and other phrases are pretty common, they are designed to get users to vote 0.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-03-28 11:41:35


At 3/27/09 10:17 PM, Ismael92 wrote: Still, I want to know the boy's name :D

I call Tom Jr.

At 3/28/09 10:15 AM, Little-Rena wrote: Nothing you can do about an authors comments in most cases, the flash will most probably get deleted again anyway especilly if it wins turd again. Which seems to be even more cheated for than in the past. "Go kill yourself", "Fuck you and die" and other phrases are pretty common, they are designed to get users to vote 0.

And they do - the best thing that the Admins could do is to put a stop to the Turd of the Week award, as it's being abused, so people need to focus their attention on actually making good flash once more.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-03-28 12:22:44


At 3/28/09 11:41 AM, Coop83 wrote: And they do - the best thing that the Admins could do is to put a stop to the Turd of the Week award, as it's being abused, so people need to focus their attention on actually making good flash once more.

I don't think they need to put a stop to it because it used to be somewhat ammusing for some of the flash, now it's just filled with people making one frame flash with some music just to win it. I think there needs to be some effort made to stop people winning it during the week, such as the flash being deleted before the Wednessday if it looks like it's been cheated on, as many of the low scoring submissions have been.

Another way would be to prevent an account from winning certain awards, so the submitter would be except for awards, including review based ones. Creating an alt to get round that therefor would result in deletion, which doesn't both them, should really further the punishment after making new accounts just to do the same thing.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-03-28 13:23:34


Stolen from ArcadeBomb? It looks like the user submits games from verious diffrent game sites, all the game sites have their own Newgrounds account, though this game isn't on the ArcadeBomb account.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-03-28 13:31:12


At 3/28/09 01:23 PM, Little-Rena wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/48 8877
Stolen from ArcadeBomb? It looks like the user submits games from verious diffrent game sites, all the game sites have their own Newgrounds account, though this game isn't on the ArcadeBomb account.

It looks really suspicious. Someone even made a thread about it in General. I think we should contact an admin.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-03-28 13:50:03


At 3/28/09 09:00 AM, Ismael92 wrote:
At 3/27/09 10:57 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: In other news, I'm posting this on the FF 3.1 beta 3! It's a pretty cool browser, though I do miss Wacky's NG Toolbar...
Is it cool? What are its new features? (If it has any) Right now I only have 3.0.8, and as usual there are no noticeable changes.

Well, other than WACKYANIMATION's NG Toolbar, among other addons I had, not being there, and the fact that if failed at rich content linking in my last post (which it accidentally double-posted, though that's as likely the deletion of major system files by that damned virus my brother got as it is FF making me get the "Cannot contact Newgrounds server" error), it seems a bit faster, and also actually seems to get less errors (apart from that one script error I got when I first opened NG) than the older version, at least on my computer. Of course, I've liked Firefox from the first moment I've used it.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-03-28 14:01:10


At 3/28/09 01:31 PM, Ismael92 wrote: It looks really suspicious. Someone even made a thread about it in General. I think we should contact an admin.

I have PM'd Wade about it, quite a while ago but I had to go eat so I didn't make an updating post to say that.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-03-28 19:00:05


And they do - the best thing that the Admins could do is to put a stop to the Turd of the Week award, as it's being abused, so people need to focus their attention on actually making good flash once more.

I think there needs to be a rule that known spam crews should be excluded from getting turd. :S It's getting kinda annoying. I think it is about time they got in trouble for rude author comments, users get in trouble for rude reviews. Tis only fair.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-03-28 20:18:05


Does this qualify as a whistle-blowable offense? Nothing more than a link and advertising another site


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-03-28 22:06:49


At 3/28/09 01:50 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote:
At 3/28/09 09:00 AM, Ismael92 wrote:
At 3/27/09 10:57 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: In other news, I'm posting this on the FF 3.1 beta 3! It's a pretty cool browser, though I do miss Wacky's NG Toolbar...
Is it cool? What are its new features? (If it has any) Right now I only have 3.0.8, and as usual there are no noticeable changes.
which it accidentally double-posted, though that's as likely the deletion of major system files by that damned virus

Nope, that's a NG error. I have seen several double posts today, also someone made a thread about it in General (I'm to lazy to look for it right now), so don't worry :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-03-28 23:58:23


In reply to Arutheria99 I think your right about Cyberen being crap although sometimes it can be funny, but Princess-Laucherella had submitted a Goatse one. This one I flagged it contains a man jacking off.

Now this seems to be real and it does seem against the rules maybe. I watched many of the Cyberen series all the same basically. Tom Fulp did make a news post love to know what he will call his son. Yes that author seems to be stealing games off loads of sites this was from ArcadeBomb well know website.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-03-29 00:01:52


At 3/28/09 11:41 AM, Coop83 wrote:
At 3/27/09 10:17 PM, Ismael92 wrote: Still, I want to know the boy's name :D
I call Tom Jr.

Anything short of Pico is a failure to the Newgrounds Community, nay, the world.

Of course, something normal would do. But Pico would be so much better.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-03-29 01:27:39


At 3/28/09 11:58 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: In reply to Arutheria99 I think your right about Cyberen being crap although sometimes it can be funny, but Princess-Laucherella had submitted a Goatse one. This one I flagged it contains a man jacking off.

Some people just need to be burnt at the stake.

P.S:
Tom's new baby boy is a great joy to Newgrounds. With any luck, he will find the same appeal to Newgrounds as his father, and carry us on to great things.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-03-29 08:49:23


At 3/29/09 12:01 AM, TheThing wrote: Anything short of Pico is a failure to the Newgrounds Community, nay, the world.

Of course, something normal would do. But Pico would be so much better.

I'd go for Arthur Harold or something so that his initials would be A.H. Fulp, but Pico is a good idea too. But if this kid is anything like Tom, it won't matter, because 13 years from now he'll be making violent Flash and running the next big website (which he will, on his father's retirement, merge with Newgrounds, fusing the best of the old with the 'next big thing' to create something truly awesome), no matter what his name.

But if he turns out like Uncle Wade, spammers beware! They'll have to worry about a man whose wife they keep insulting, AND an angry child with admin powers! Of course, the real question is, what if he turns out a spammer/rule-breaker himself? Fulp powers, combined with Zeebmork-like intent... *shivers* Scares me just thinking about it.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-03-29 09:50:23


What happens if Toms kid grows up with no intrest in Newgrounds or making websites? That would be a real twist wouldn't it? I don't think he should call it any form of Junior, personally I think {Name} Jr sounds stupid but I guess it's an American thing right?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-03-29 09:56:12


Made my way back after my damn internet here at the house went down for a couple of days due to a really bad storm that hit. But how have things and everybody been?


When life gives you lemons, be glad it didn't give you herpes.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-03-29 10:21:41


At 3/29/09 09:50 AM, Little-Rena wrote: What happens if Toms kid grows up with no interest in Newgrounds or making websites? That would be a real twist wouldn't it? I don't think he should call it any form of Junior, personally I think {Name} Jr sounds stupid but I guess it's an American thing right?

It would be like Arnold Schwarzenegger having a son that hates exercise and grows up fat.
Arnold would have a heart attack.

But Tommy Jr. will have Wade and the bunch to raise his interest, and he'll know it's the profession that helps them live. Aside from the fact all that money will let them send the kid to learn whatever he wants.
Personally, I'm a big fan of being a photographer for Sports Illustrated.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-03-29 10:36:50


At 3/29/09 10:21 AM, Phantom wrote: Personally, I'm a big fan of being a photographer for Sports Illustrated.

Yeah that would be a mans dream job. To get paid to take pics of hot women and make a living doing that, Shit that cant really be beat. Unless your a porn star or something.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-03-29 10:48:17


At 3/29/09 08:49 AM, SoulMaster71 wrote:

:Fulp powers

Just because he's Tom's son doesn't mean that he'll get a golden aura, or a staff picture, or admin powers (this would be crazy). After all he could be a normal user :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-03-29 10:59:38


At 3/29/09 10:48 AM, Ismael92 wrote: Just because he's Tom's son doesn't mean that he'll get a golden aura, or a staff picture, or admin powers (this would be crazy). After all he could be a normal user :)

Yeah he could growing up around the site and such. But im sure once he got of age then he would get all the great things that you mentioned.


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