At 3/18/09 10:40 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: Off topic have you seen the latest flash by HotDiggedyDemon called Jackie? spin off from Jerry not bad I know Phantom a huge Jerry fan

Hell yeah, I love his grim but funny style, I hated killing him in Portal Defenders, HDD is a great artist.

At 3/19/09 01:46 PM, Phantom wrote:

At 3/18/09 10:40 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: Off topic have you seen the latest flash by HotDiggedyDemon called Jackie? spin off from Jerry not bad I know Phantom a huge Jerry fan

Hell yeah, I love his grim but funny style, I hated killing him in Portal Defenders, HDD is a great artist.

Really? I thought it was funny how he still have that goofy smile after you decapitate him

Come to think of it...it's kind of creepy.

At 3/17/09 07:46 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: (FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT QUOTE THIS WHOLE GIANT THING)

The really sad thing being that there's enough space in the post for me to and still 922 characters free :P

In other news... um... yeah.

So, how's everyone?

At 3/19/09 05:16 PM, Coop83 wrote: So, how's everyone?

I submitted a somewhat less-than-serious flash today.

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  SecretEpisode: Naruto

  by SlashFirestorm

  An informative flash about the popular manga/anime series "Naruto".

  Movie

  14,877 Views

  (Ages 17+)

This is how much effort a spam flash should have. ;-)

At 3/19/09 05:16 PM, Coop83 wrote:

At 3/17/09 07:46 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: (FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT QUOTE THIS WHOLE GIANT THING)

The really sad thing being that there's enough space in the post for me to and still 922 characters free :P

In other news... um... yeah.

So, how's everyone?

Fine.

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  Sirtom93 - The Game!

  by JaY11

  Make them pay!

  Game

  28,135 Views

  (Ages 13+)

It's inevatible

Oh jeez. ....

I have to play it, don't I?.. I just have to..

At 3/19/09 05:39 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/48 7705
It's inevatible

Meh, it is, but that as a decent attempt at humor. I found it mildly amusing. Of course, I don't condone that kind of stuff, and feel it's a tad on the douche side, but it's quick and kind of funny.

Well it seems that the portal is very slow at the moment maybe just because of what time it is where im at. But anyway voted on everything i could at the moment.

At 3/19/09 05:39 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:

At 3/19/09 05:16 PM, Coop83 wrote: So, how's everyone?

Fine.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/48 7705
It's inevatible

Yeah, I saw that one - mildly amusing, but not as darkly satirical as the movie account on the demise of livecorpse, which I actually found really funny.

At 3/19/09 05:25 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: This is how much effort a spam flash should have. ;-)

Alias detection system...Fuck, you almost had me going. But, I have to hand it to you, it's better than most modern spam.

At 3/19/09 05:25 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I submitted a somewhat less-than-serious flash today.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/48 7664
This is how much effort a spam flash should have. ;-)

So that's the kind of thing the Barney Bunch submitted? Hmm, maybe MrBlue's planned "comeback" will be a good thing, if they all have some humor like that. He still planning to go through with it?

KrevZabijak (it's going to take me a while to memorize the spelling...) is accepted into the Barracks via unanimous decision. Welcome aboard! I've validated your account in the forums, so you now have full access.

At 3/20/09 06:07 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: So that's the kind of thing the Barney Bunch submitted? Hmm, maybe MrBlue's planned "comeback" will be a good thing, if they all have some humor like that. He still planning to go through with it?

Apparently so. More of the former members are getting together, but it's still pretty slow and small-time at this moment. We'll see. In any case, I'll probably be making a few more secret episodes, and if I get really bored I might host another Secret Episode Special for Barracks members to sign up for. :-D

In other news, rollcall ends today; I am compiling the results and will be sending them to Ismael92 shortly.

At 3/20/09 07:37 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: KrevZabijak (it's going to take me a while to memorize the spelling...) is accepted into the Barracks via unanimous decision. Welcome aboard! I've validated your account in the forums, so you now have full access.

Brilliant! I pledge to blam and protect as a highly honorable user, and to not throw fruit at everyone.

Unless they ask me to.

Barney Bunch?... Should I be afraid or not?

Ever wonder how Sirtom93 is doing?

The prison guard really didn't need to see that.

You really put lots of effort into that flash although you call it spam it was funny, the computer voices are so funny. Speaktonia like they use for Clocks make flash amusing they add to the humor. I read your blog on sirtom93 Idiot-Finder it was very funny, little sick though but it was a funny read. I played the sirtom93 game I could only play the one though it will be interesting to see if more games crop up like that now he has could be infamous. Talking of which its very odd his comments have no mention of the later events, would have thought people would have spammed his page. Welcome to the barracks KrevZabijak. Its cool your submitting flash again though.

At 3/18/09 05:56 PM, Corky52 wrote:

At 3/15/09 10:24 PM, Ismael92 wrote: We will usually talk about the ratio in our forums discussions when someone is applying to join, but there are some great people out there whose ratio are higher than that. Besides remember that at our current times getting blam points is difficult, so people who signed in recently will usually have more saves than blams.

Current times getting blam points is difficult? I really don't like when people say that... Just this week itself I have even amount of blams and saves. So can't any other person that votes fairly. Some weeks I have more total blams than saves and I'm getting around 300 B/P a week. Other times I have around the same exact amount, but never more than twice as many saves as blams.

I can't talk about my numbers right here because I haven't been really active in the portal lately. At least I haven't watched many things under judgment. But nowadays more things get protected than before, so actually it IS more difficult compared to years ago, when a lot of stuff got blammed. Now I'm not saying getting blam points is impossible, but just take a look at the portal:

Entries Blammed Yesterday 53
Entries Submitted Yesterday 117

So, if someone voted in every single flash yesterday, and got all points, he would have gotten more blams than saves... More than the double...

Now my current totals might not show that, but that's because I wasn't an honest voter when I first joined. Anyone who is an honest voter can keep their ratio below a 2.5 easily. Hell I have 10,000 more saves than I do blams and my ratio is still under 2.5 so I'm sure they can do it too.

It's good to know you're one of those people who changed their voting habits after realizing they were doing the wrong thing :)

People with more of a ratio than that either don't vote fairly or have just changed their ways of voting recently and haven't had them catch up yet.

Anything more than a 3.0 ratio is getting a little crazy though.

Yeah, you're right, but maybe we shouldn't be so strict. Usually in a day the saved/protected flashes ratio is not like that (3.0), but sometimes people miss some blam points because submissions which don't pass judgment get blammed in a short time, while the other remain longer. It happens to me all the time, I hate seeing the URL of flashes under judgment and realize I "lost" some blam points...

At 3/18/09 10:40 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: Off topic have you seen the latest flash by HotDiggedyDemon called Jackie? spin off from Jerry not bad I know Phantom a huge Jerry fan
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/48 7393

It was a great submission. If I ever have a son, and if he ever asks me what a routine is, I'll show him that flash. OK, maybe I won't, but it's still a great movie.

At 3/19/09 05:16 PM, Coop83 wrote: So, how's everyone?

I'd say I've been tired because of schools and that's why I haven't posted much lately... But that would be a huge lie, I'm just lazy...

At 3/19/09 05:25 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I submitted a somewhat less-than-serious flash today.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/48 7664
This is how much effort a spam flash should have. ;-)

What?! Several frames?! ActionScript?! Fun?! I haven't seen spam like that...

At 3/20/09 07:37 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: KrevZabijak (it's going to take me a while to memorize the spelling...) is accepted into the Barracks via unanimous decision. Welcome aboard! I've validated your account in the forums, so you now have full access.

Welcome to the Barracks! That's indeed a weird spelling :/

At 3/20/09 06:07 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: So that's the kind of thing the Barney Bunch submitted? Hmm, maybe MrBlue's planned "comeback" will be a good thing, if they all have some humor like that. He still planning to go through with it?

Apparently so. More of the former members are getting together, but it's still pretty slow and small-time at this moment. We'll see. In any case, I'll probably be making a few more secret episodes, and if I get really bored I might host another Secret Episode Special for Barracks members to sign up for. :-D

lol, I'm looking forward to seeing more of that "spam".

In other news, rollcall ends today; I am compiling the results and will be sending them to Ismael92 shortly.

I received your PM. I'll be sure to include it in the next roster. And luckily it will take less time :)

My username is from the Czech language, literally means "blood killer." I can take Krev for short. :)

Although I'm Acadian (Cajun) and not Czech.

At 3/20/09 07:37 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: KrevZabijak (it's going to take me a while to memorize the spelling...) is accepted into the Barracks via unanimous decision. Welcome aboard! I've validated your account in the forums, so you now have full access.

Welcome Krev! I look forward to the usual anal-initiation.

Seriously though, welcome aboard and have a good time fighting abuse in the portal.

and yes I was kidding about the anal-initiation

At 3/20/09 11:52 PM, KrevZabijak wrote: My username is from the Czech language, literally means "blood killer." I can take Krev for short. :)

Although I'm Acadian (Cajun) and not Czech.

Glad to have you in the Barracks, Krev!
*Salutes*

On a side note: It is an interesting name. My guess is that you don't raise bunny rabbits for a living with a handle like that!

What? No anal? But I already got used to it over in the NGPD.

Psssh, what a letdown you guys are.

I'm a blood spatter analyst for our giant local crime lab. Wheeeeee.

At 3/21/09 01:22 PM, KrevZabijak wrote: What? No anal? But I already got used to it over in the NGPD.

Anal... huh we don't do that here. You will have to get used to the ear sex we get once every saturday which is today @;-}>

Psssh, what a letdown you guys are.

No we are just different and thers nothing wrong with that.

I'm a blood spatter analyst for our giant local crime lab. Wheeeeee.

Ok now i am confused you just don't make any sence.... but i think you will fit in here just fine @;-}>

At 3/21/09 01:36 PM, idiot-buster wrote: No we are just different and thers nothing wrong with that.

I put it into a quote so you would know I was being funny. .. sorry, sometimes my jokes go under the radar.. I had intended no harm.

Ok now i am confused you just don't make any sence.... but i think you will fit in here just fine @;-}>

I'm a forensic scientist... Do you watch CSI? Stuff like that, except their jobs couldn't possibly exist in real life.. No one can run labs, DNA matches, be a first responder to a crime scene, AND also legally carry a badge and a gun all at the same time while solving crimes in 30 minutes.
I wish solving could be that fast.. I really do.

Hey sorry for the quick double post but I need an answer fairly swiftly:

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  by <deleted>

  Under Judgment

  (Everyone)

That flash was made for the sole purpose of advertising their site. Is that whistle-able, and under which category if so?

At 3/21/09 02:43 PM, KrevZabijak wrote: Hey sorry for the quick double post but I need an answer fairly swiftly:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/48 7972
That flash was made for the sole purpose of advertising their site. Is that whistle-able, and under which category if so?

As I expected it was blammed, but even so it would be nice to know if this is allowed. I generally just go with blamming pure advertisement and usually so does most of the NG community.

At 3/20/09 07:37 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: KrevZabijak (it's going to take me a while to memorize the spelling...) is accepted into the Barracks via unanimous decision. Welcome aboard! I've validated your account in the forums, so you now have full access.

We might have to think of a shorter version of his name to make things easier.

Great job on making it into the club. The only recommendation that I have is to work on your reviews a little bit. That seemed to be the general consensus from most of the people in the club that voted.

At 3/20/09 11:04 PM, Ismael92 wrote:

Blams and saves stuff

I see where your coming from. I still can't see people having more than a 3:1 ratio even if they had the worst timing in the world.

Also, the Sirtom videos/games were funny at first, but just like anything once they are done time after time they aren't as funny anymore. People really know how to ruin good things.

At 3/21/09 05:11 PM, Corky52 wrote:

At 3/20/09 07:37 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: KrevZabijak (it's going to take me a while to memorize the spelling...) is accepted into the Barracks via unanimous decision. Welcome aboard! I've validated your account in the forums, so you now have full access.

We might have to think of a shorter version of his name to make things easier.

of HER name... and yes, is Krev
right?

Great job on making it into the club. The only recommendation that I have is to work on your reviews a little bit. That seemed to be the general consensus from most of the people in the club that voted.

i agree with Corky on this... also try to avoid the 'one line' post
a lot of very short post make you looks like if you only were posting to got the stat +1

Also, the Sirtom videos/games were funny at first, but just like anything once they are done time after time they aren't as funny anymore. People really know how to ruin good things.

i'm kind of worried ppl do jokes about it... i mean, i consider it very serious and all those flashes, make it sound like if all were just an small joke that anyone could do

Sir! this guy been shown here before but now since I looked he has submitted another two flashes I show you here.

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  by <deleted>

  Under Judgment

  (Everyone)

Which may be stolen from here

http://www.kongregate.com/games/Akirasan /sensou

Actually may be stolen says game made by Akirasan. That is not the author name here!

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  by <deleted>

  Under Judgment

  (Everyone)

Stolen maybe from

http://www.allfreegames.eu/free-online-g ames-play-Ben+10+Jigsaw-3def6d2255c3a191 4d25c02031034b03.html

First one of course was this one

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/48 7584 Again stolen from here

http://www.kongregate.com/games/JFlash/b obs-revenge

He has got one under admin review already I think I going to pm Tom Fulp about this is very suspect.

http://www.how-to-draw-cartoons-online.c om/index.html

Sorry forgot to include this is the link on his page but its not related I don't think to the flashes I linked.

At 3/21/09 05:21 PM, aldlv wrote:

Also, the Sirtom videos/games were funny at first, but just like anything once they are done time after time they aren't as funny anymore. People really know how to ruin good things.

i'm kind of worried ppl do jokes about it... i mean, i consider it very serious and all those flashes, make it sound like if all were just an small joke that anyone could do

It is a very serious thing, and there are going to be those bastards that make fun of it, but quite frankly, Tom is an idiot. First, he nonchalantly posts that he's going to burn down his school, then actually brings in the fuel can and matches.

With posts on Newgrounds, most are skeptical about things like that, especially the way he put it. I guess he was trying to make it a joke so no one would believe him. But really, anyone could do something like this; it's not like he actually burned down his school; only threatened to and brought in the gasoline. Anyone can point a gun at someone, but it takes a real balls to pull the trigger

An admittedly stolen flash, author is one "Tanaka U." as credited in the opening sequence:

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  by <deleted>

  Under Judgment

  (Everyone)

Why admit you stole it.. and upload it?

(crossposted to NGPD for their users with garbage whistles)