Getting the last few points was like shitting razorblades... slow and painful. No matter:

RRRANNNNKK UP!!!!

At 3/23/05 04:38 PM, BonusStage wrote: Pure .... mods can only ban for a week at most, they can renew, but can OFFICALLY only do a week, unless she got wade or someone else to do it XD it's fake

bigbadron gave me a 2-week long one once.

At 3/23/05 08:02 PM, Eldarion wrote: Getting the last few points was like shitting razorblades... slow and painful. No matter:

RRRANNNNKK UP!!!!

HA...

Congrats Eld...

And those last few are always a tough cookie heh, anyways congrats and keep on rolling....

~X~

At 3/23/05 08:02 PM, Eldarion wrote: Getting the last few points was like shitting razorblades... slow and painful. No matter:

RRRANNNNKK UP!!!!

But the point is, you made it. Congrats!

At 3/23/05 08:16 PM, hl2 wrote: What is your favorite xiao xiao video?

Xiao Xiao 3, of course. :)

At 3/23/05 08:02 PM, Eldarion wrote: Getting the last few points was like shitting razorblades... slow and painful. No matter:

RRRANNNNKK UP!!!!

Congraters!

As for me... Only one blam / protection point before I rank up to Police Captain : )

Still a little shaky from yesterday. I just voted 2 on Plethora of Peeline. Not because I liked it but because my brain isn't working. Teen swarmings seem to be on the rise in the Vancouver/Burnaby area and the police aren't sure why. A 16-year old was walking his dog when 5 others cornered him in Central Park. When he said he had no money one of the thugs punched him in the face.

At 3/23/05 04:34 PM, Pure_LionHeart wrote:

Hey ramagi, while your posting in here, I'm just curious. Why did you ban j00bie for like 36 days? Though I'm sure he deserved it, when he posted about it on RetroGade, curiousity ensued.

Did you bother reading Wade topic? That he made yeasterday?
Go read what Wade said. Then you will know the truth.

At 3/23/05 09:49 PM, ramagi wrote: Did you bother reading Wade topic? That he made yeasterday?
Go read what Wade said. Then you will know the truth.

Which topic? I read one where Wade mentioned j00bie getting a Portal Ban, but what does that have to do with the BBS?

At 3/23/05 10:05 PM, Pure_LionHeart wrote:

At 3/23/05 09:49 PM, ramagi wrote: Did you bother reading Wade topic? That he made yeasterday?
Go read what Wade said. Then you will know the truth.

Which topic? I read one where Wade mentioned j00bie getting a Portal Ban, but what does that have to do with the BBS?

Well if you think he banned him form one thing, he banned him from everything also?

At 3/23/05 10:27 PM, ramagi wrote:

Well if you think he banned him form one thing, he banned him from everything also?

When wade pulls out the ban stick, you know hes not just using it for bbs or portal privilages.
uber admin ban

At 3/23/05 04:38 PM, BonusStage wrote: Pure .... mods can only ban for a week at most, they can renew, but can OFFICALLY only do a week

All I know is that BatteryClock won't be posting for a long time, until I forget to extend it.

He's the only one I do that to.

At 3/23/05 10:48 PM, TheJoe324 wrote: All I know is that BatteryClock won't be posting for a long time, until I forget to extend it.
He's the only one I do that to.

Isn't he going by BigJilm right now? Which one of his posts was it? Was it the one with the forbidden word and the 9s or something else he did? How long will he serve this punishment. Sorry, this just sounds hilarious whenever someone has a huge ban like that. I think gfox has two active admin-extended-bans right now. One will end sometime in 2006 and the other sometime in 2008. Or at least that'd what I think. I just have to wonder how someone can do something so wrong to wind up in such a situation. XD

Also, why did everyone decide to shun me and not give me any congrats for my stuff yet they all swarmed over Eldarion? :'( *jealous*

i know i don't post here regularly, but i thought i'd just pop and say i just ranked up. elite guard supreme commander for me, and i think i'll take a vacation now.

At 3/23/05 11:26 PM, Hypertoast wrote: Isn't he going by BigJilm right now?

Yes.

Which one of his posts was it?

The fact that he'd come back and spam every seven days when his week-long ban would end and he would get another week-long ban. Check his post history and you'll notice that there are 7-day gaps all over because as soon as one would end, he'd spam and get banned again. I'm just bypassing that middle step of him spamming and re-banning him.

How long will he serve this punishment.

Until I forget to extend it. Since I haven't forgotten in about 5 months so far, I doubt that'll be anytime soon.

Thank you for your deposit, EKRegulus! You now have 3,975 experience points. You need 886 more to get to level 14.

This is going to be a long baseball game!

At 3/23/05 11:38 PM, -Gooch- wrote: I was waiting for this to happen. I checked your profie every once in a while to see how close you were getting to this illustrious mark. It looks like I have to look no more, for you have accomplished the ultimate ranking when it comes to blamming and protecting.

heh, never knew someone was actually checking my profile (except for gfox and probably d0gma).
anyway, thanks for checking and for caring (at some level).

Congratulations, and have fun on that vacation. :)

thanks. i'll probably enjoy not sitting in front of the computer for who knows how many hours.

Yay, 6.00VP! Now I just need to work on my B/P rank.

At 3/24/05 12:07 AM, iamnone wrote: heh, never knew someone was actually checking my profile (except for gfox and probably d0gma).

I did check your profile a few times. I won't post the "hey guys, I'm an EGSC" message for you though. Congrats for EGSC!

Congratulations to Infiniteasalimit for level 11 (nice amount of posts too... you should really reduce your posting average) and Billy for 6.00 vp.

At 3/24/05 12:04 AM, EKRegulus wrote:
This is going to be a long baseball game!

I will check back in around 100 day to see if you got your bent pipe.

At 3/24/05 12:11 AM, BillyTalent wrote: Yay, 6.00VP! Now I just need to work on my B/P rank.

Thats nice and b/p now is really the only way to inc. your VP.

At 3/24/05 12:26 AM, Kam-Ron wrote:

Good job witht he rank up EKregulus. I myself only got the baseball bat days ago so I'm still loving my knew weapon. It feels so much better to have this then a boxing glove.

And you better like it. I am so sick of my rusty chain. I can taste the nunchunks.

and finally congrat to iamnone for ESGC

At 3/23/05 09:32 PM, ReconRebel wrote: Still a little shaky from yesterday. I just voted 2 on Plethora of Peeline. Not because I liked it but because my brain isn't working. Teen swarmings seem to be on the rise in the Vancouver/Burnaby area and the police aren't sure why. A 16-year old was walking his dog when 5 others cornered him in Central Park. When he said he had no money one of the thugs punched him in the face.

Yea, and you said that only happens in America!
(Actually it very much in the media when it does happen, but thankfully it's not common everywhere in America either)
Welcome to the REAL WORLD, my friend. ;) The world is going mad!

Oh, and sorry I havn't had time to post in a few months.

At 3/24/05 01:24 AM, bila wrote:

At 3/23/05 09:32 PM, ReconRebel wrote: A 16-year old was walking his dog when 5 others cornered him in Central Park. When he said he had no money one of the thugs punched him in the face.

Yea, and you said that only happens in America!
(Actually it very much in the media when it does happen, but thankfully it's not common everywhere in America either)

Just last night a male teen was stabbed underneath the Metrotown SkyTrain station and then about 40 minutes later another male teen was stabbed in front of the public library at the Burnaby Civic Centre (the freakin' library). Both survived. In another incident a 20 year old and five of his buddies were swarmed by an estimated 25 teens. That's insane.

Welcome to the REAL WORLD, my friend. ;) The world is going mad!

Oh I've visited the nastier parts of Vancouver during the wee hours of the morning bila. I know the world isn't what it used to be (at least when we were kids).

Oh, and sorry I havn't had time to post in a few months.

I'm sorry for knocking you out of the 5th spot again ** nudge nudge ** ;-)

Yehys?

<_>

Alkador gives good luck to:
- Myst for 111 experience rank.
- Inuzuka-Kiba for 11,111 something or some other. Any numbers with two or more ones like that really scares me. Wish you luck.

At 3/24/05 01:35 AM, ReconRebel wrote: Just last night a male teen was stabbed underneath the Metrotown SkyTrain station and then about 40 minutes later another male teen was stabbed in front of the public library at the Burnaby Civic Centre (the freakin' library). Both survived. In another incident a 20 year old and five of his buddies were swarmed by an estimated 25 teens. That's insane.

First this school shooting in America, now stabbings in Vancouver. Recon, not sure if you'll agree with me or not, but discipline these days is only a slap on the wrist as they can't 'abuse' people nowadays. Back then, people would be seriously given a good whacking and that would be the end of that. I also know that Police were more feared compared to some place in Australia above my state, where they don't give a stuff about any of them. Sigh.

Apart from my world based opinions, how is everyone? I got to see the ugly side of RedCircle today too. ;)

I leveled up for B/P to Elite Guard Corporal. Missed my photo oportunity though. Also I'm exactly 6000 on the exp ranking system.

At 3/24/05 03:54 AM, authenticsimpson wrote: I leveled up for B/P to Elite Guard Corporal. Missed my photo oportunity though. Also I'm exactly 6000 on the exp ranking system.

Ta-da!

War of the Portal - Part 3
2 - “Mobilization”

“Sir,” Eldarion loudly spoke to ReconRebel. “There’s an unknown pillar of light towards the north.”
”What’s the status?” Asked ReconRebel. He walked down the corridor with reds light flashing in the ceiling and the alarms ringing around them.
“Status unknown sir,” Responded the man. “Though there are high thermal levels around the area.”
ReconRebel entered the huge conference room where the other commanders were. He turned to face Eldarion again. “Thank you. Now, make sure that everyone is in their places.”
“Yes Sir!” Eldarion quickly paced away, in search of the others.

“What’s the status?” Commanded D0GMA as ReconRebel entered the command room that contained a variety of computers around a huge table displaying a glass map of the area. The glass map radiated a white colour from the fluorescent light beneath.
“Unknown. A large pillar of light to the north and thermal levels rising.”
“The submissions…” Gasped Crono-
“Send over a radio plane to the area. Relay the data on the screen.” Spoke Gfoxcook. “If the submissions really have risen…”
The huge screen at the corner of the ceiling dropped as an image of the land came into view. A radio controlled camera plane flew northwards with high acceleration. But what the commanders saw put them to awe.
“No way…th-that’s too big!” Gasped ramagi as she snapped a rose in her hand.
A huge black fortress had risen from the ground, approximately 500 feet tall in the sky, soaring like a black cloud. But what shocked the commanders most was the mass of black floating around the citadel, the masses of thousands of submission that encircled the pinnacle of the tower.
“Holy…” YoinK_VineS stared in shock. “Mobilize stage one alert! Switch to second stage alert and mobilize weapons if submissions come here!”

“Is everyone here?” Asked RedCircle as the others nodded. The submission looked around; half the height of the temporary leader, looking like a normal submission.
“What’s happening?” Queried -Mazza-.
“Seems like the portal has opened up to the north.” Replied Afterburner.
“Then what the submission said…” carmelhadinosaur stopped suddenly.
“That’s impossible!” Gasped Inuzuka-Kiba. “The seal’s power was enormous!”
“What are the commanders doing about this?” Questioned Qwoxyl. “And what do we do?”
The speakers suddenly blared with voice. “Stage two alert! I repeat, stage two alert.” It was clearly gfoxcook’s voice and a sound of fear was present. “Mobilize all SAMs and activate all laser perimeter defence to fire at free will! I repeat…”
At once the group spread out to various directions, some to activate the SAM engines and others to the four watch towers at each end of the base to activate the external defence perimeter.

_lightning_ and XkwiziTOnE entered the north east watch tower. XkwiziTOnE ran to the computer, slamming his fingers on the keyboard like mad. _lightning_’s jaw dropped as he stared at the small data screen online.
“Oh my…there’s hundreds…thousands of them! And there’s hundreds coming here! Hurry!”

RedCircle smashed his hands on the keyboard as he stared at the error on the monitor. “Damnit!”
“Let me look!” Growled Alkador. “Electrical error…oh…”
“What’s wrong?” Muttered the_phantom_spancker.
“Stand back!” Roared Alkador. He looked to the submission as he began to speak Ancient tongue. The submission responded and walked towards the monitor, where Alkador removed a metal covering on the wall exposing wires. The submission focused as a thin bolt of electricity came out of his fingers, moving through the cables.
“Systems are online!” Cheered RedCircle. “Thanks!”

“All personal to the command room! I repeat! All personal to the command room!” Crono- roared into the speaker.
“External defence perimeter and SAMs are online!” Smiled ReconRebel.
“Did you do it yet?” YoinK_VineS asked gfoxcook.
“Nearly…I just need to do it one more time and then…”
The others poured into the room as D0GMA commanded them to take positions around computers and free chairs.
“What do we do now?” Asked XwaynecoltX, who felt helpless in the whole entire situation.
“You’ve done all you can,” Reassured gfoxcook. “Now we watch and wait.”
Somehow, none of them were reassured, but a feeling of dread and terror filled their minds and bodies.

Thousands of submissions flew in the sky, with black wings of death, all towards the rather small metallic squared structure before them…

Congrats to:

-ZeroAsALimit: Lv 11. You really have a lot of posts for your level :/
-wismty: #200 Exp, EG Major General. Awesome.
-Vince50: 1,111 Blams. Nice.
-Hypertoast: 11,111 Blams. YOu>the last guy :P Also congrats on 8.00 VP.
-AC_DCFaNaTiC: Lv 9. No penis-suckings until level 10, sorry.
-Eldarion: EG Master Sergeant. Not far from the gold badges at all.
-iamnone: EG Supreme Commander. That makes twenty of you!
-EKRegulus: Lv 13. First of the actual weapons. Feels nice, no?
-BillyTalent: 6.00 VP. Nice.
-Sentinel_specter: 3,333 Saves. Saves>Blams.
-authenticsimpson: #6,000 Exp ranking. Still have a long ways to go, man.
-Alkador: Another great update, and less gay than the last one :P

Anyways....

Rank: Elite Guard Brigadier General BLAMS: Involved in the termination of 15,324 crappy entries.
SAVES: Assisted in the protection of 4,679 quality entries.

For those of you that are too lazy to calculate, that's 20,003 Blam and Protection Points.

I'm really missing alot of screenies lately, but it's no big deal.

Level up. Need good screenie.

It's a rusty pipe, that's so much better than EGSC, forget the other guy and just congratulate me.</sarcasm> Big congrats to our new final ranker.

Congrats also go out to wismty for #200 exp and EGMG (DOUBLE!), Zero for level 11, Hypertoast for 11,111 blams, rank up and 8.00VP (T-T-TRIPLE!), Eldarion for rank up, EK for baseball bat (YAY!), Billy for 6 VP, Specter for 3,333 saves, asimpson for rank and round # number (DOUBLE!) and Mazza for 20,000 b/p.

At 3/23/05 09:02 AM, jonthomson wrote:

At 3/23/05 07:25 AM, Qwoxyl wrote:

Pure_LionHeart - Also interesting that I have over 30k points, but jon noticed his first... so go jon.

Congrats for that. Mine's possibly a bit more interesting in that I'm not eligible for the (old) pentalist, where as nearly 20,000 of your points are blams :-)

Yeah, you've done a lot in all stats while the only numbers going quickly for me are b/p points. My reviews are pathetic, less than one per month. You have over 100x more in that.

At 3/23/05 12:53 PM, Tom_s00 wrote:

At 3/23/05 07:25 AM, Qwoxyl wrote: Tom_s00 - Yes it is surprising how many people don't miss a deposit (for their main account anyway). HT beat me to depositing (You need 1 more...) but alt accounts should (probably not) be the reason to get double level congratness (and mine is very close).

I've had a bit of double level up luck on RG i've got level 10 for good as of today : )

Well congrats again, I'm not sure how easy it is to get a level on RG, but I'm sure it won't be three months like it is here.

Seems like bila is back, and not long from now, as a level 23 :)

At 3/24/05 01:24 AM, bila wrote: Oh, and sorry I havn't had time to post in a few months.

How's your mother? *tries to make a concerned face but can't find the right characters to construct it from, so this'll have to do* :\