At 2/10/05 08:41 PM, Afterburner wrote: I don't recognize most of you people. What happened to the all the members? In the last 4 pages the only names I'm familiar with are FIGMENTUM, -Myst- and ShittyKitty.

Who are you? You huge n00b!

(You need to post more.)

At 2/10/05 07:45 PM, Denvish wrote:

Yes. The LUL has gone insane...so PLEASE, calm it down.
Thanks

Well I took it a bit farther than you did. I cleared out some of the junk. I just plain didn't like what I saw.
Massacore please do not post everytime the portal is slow anouncing it. Thanks. If you are still having voting problems us an IM, or serach for the many other topics topics about such things.
I could list everyone I removed posts for but I'm sure you know who you are.

Thanks to Massacore, NasFlash, Tom_s00, Bahamut7, IvanTuroc, Qwoxyl, Eldarion for 8000/mod grats. I won't be making a habit of thanks lists, but I feel it's necessary this time.

Air lung at no cost to:

Vince50 - 1111 BP
FBIpolux - 4.00 BBSPPD
Massacore - 200 BP
-CyberPunk- - EG Sergeant
DRD1982 - EG First Lieutenant
authenticsimpson - EG Private, 1000 blams
_matt_ - plumber
BonusStage - anti-1337, some wierd numbers on alts or something... maybe...?
sketch0587 - 1000 days old
-Gooch- - 6000 posts, EG Lieutenant Colonel

At 2/10/05 08:41 PM, Afterburner wrote: I don't recognize most of you people.

Maybe you should try visiting more than once a month, then

At 2/11/05 01:48 AM, ramagi wrote: Well I took it a bit farther than you did. I cleared out some of the junk. I just plain didn't like what I saw.

I was very tempted to, I probably would've got the shears out if it had carried on. Hopefully that'll be an end to the nonsense now. The LUL seems to go through phases like this

Alkador congratulates:
- BonusStage for 7331 posts: Anti 1337 indeed.
- Denvish for becoming a BBS moderator.

At 2/10/05 08:41 PM, Afterburner wrote: I don't recognize most of you people. What happened to the all the members?

I'm no member, but hi, I'm Alkador.

Eugh, all I can say for the two days I was away for is Wha-Tee-Fark? Ok, I get the point of some of the posts, but most of it to me seems to be useless pieces of spam that is not needed at all. I agree with Denvish on that, I'm sure most of us could tone it down.

How is everyone? School is hell, as usual, but I've made it into a leadership position at school (you regulars suck, you...) and I'm happy there. I just have to wait and find out about the other 2.

Carmel, how do you want my birthday thingo? E-mail, here or do you want me to yell out?

Anyway, a busy night since I'm on less now. But I haven't forgotten the story, no, I have an installment for you. Hah!

At 2/11/05 02:52 AM, Alkador wrote: Carmel, how do you want my birthday thingo? E-mail, here or do you want me to yell out?

Im sure no one can abdoct someone from the internet that can be anywhere in the world with knowing a birthday date.
So hahaha, you can post it here ;D

Qwoxyl, is it the 27th or 26th? Damn im 100% sure its one of them!! :P

Congrats to:

-_matt_: Lv up. Now you've got the cool pipe, like me.
-LUL-er: 0.666 PPD.
-BonusStage: reversed 1337 posts. Now you're automatically un-leet.
-sketch0587: top 1,000 exp, 1,000 NG days. Does Bonus find everything or something?
-Gooch-: EG Lieutenant Colonel. Don't rank up, you'll get the ugly badge :(

At 2/10/05 09:45 PM, BareNakedMike wrote:

So anyway. I'm Kiba. Nice to formally meet you Afterburner. :)

And im BareNakedMike or just Mike Nice to meet you also afterburner.

And now I'll jump on the bandwagon by saying that I'm Mazza and also nice to meet you, Afterburner.

And now I'll go read Bonus's stories, since I absolutely have nothing better to do.

War of the Portal – Part 2
Part 1 – 8 - “The Power of Destruction”

“My name is…”
“I don’t care what your name is!” Roared Qwoxyl, ignorant of what the man had been saying. “It’s time you pay!”
“Oh well,” Sighed the man. “Tom, you take care of him. I have a task to do.” The man turned to the hole and raised his hands, muttering the strange tongue of the ancients, a conjuration Qwoxyl could not begin to imagine. Wielding his bat, Qwoxyl charged to Tom_s00, who had gauntlets bound to his hand, most likely taken from the man. He swiped a strike as Tom_s00 easily dodged it with little difficultly, laughing at the lack within Qwoxyl. This only made him angrier, launching a strike against Tom_s00’s head, with the servant grabbing the bat and lifting it above his head, to cause Qwoxyl to fly behind him, crashing into the rocks behind him.

ReconRebel stood up as he stared around in confusion, still stunned by the huge wind that slammed him onto the ground in the first place. He looked at the man who seemed to be summoning a ball of white light, a supernatural evil that he could not trust. The man’s servant seemed to walk towards Qwoxyl, who lay near a clump of rocks, reading to smash him. Grunting, ReconRebel ran quickly, swinging his flail tightly to ensure he didn’t accidentally strike himself. He came into the distance of the servant as he noticed Recon, swinging his bat and dodging the fast swipe of the metal ball. Dropping the bat, the servant leaped to ReconRebel, forcing a punch into his stomach. randyrandy seemed to materialize behind the servant as he tried to cut the man’s head off with a horizontal strike. The servant only laughed as he dodged the attack with little difficulty. Slightly_Crazy_Dude charged from the servant’s left and ReconRebel nodded. He knew what to do. Randyrandy attempted a second strike as the servant swiftly shifted to one side. As that took place, ReconRebel swung his bat at the servant, who also dodged the blow with Slightly_Crazy_Dude trapping the man between the two, smashing his wooden bat across the servant’s head, causing him to fly on the ground.

Qwoxyl stood up as he stared at Tom, who was on the ground. He only smirked as he charged towards the man who was holding a strange pink ball of crimson energy. The man muttered something as he turned around, sighing.
“So Tom wasn’t enough?” Smiled the man. He raised his right hand as energy seemed to flow into it, causing his hand to light up. Energy from the portal, thin white strips, tiny threads began to fly towards a ball that had formed, moulding into substance, forming into solid, forming into life. A white creature materialized from the threads of energy that the man had used to create him. The man smiled as a blob of darkness began to pour over the submission, then a bolt of plasma, seeming to shock the monster, growing, taller, and burning into a mutated human like demon.
“Kill them!” Demanded the man as he turned around and the black demon approached the four men.

Gfoxcook rose slowly as he looked at the man who summoned the black demon that seemed to nearly kill them. He stared at the man who held a red ball over the pool of pink light that radiated from the small hole. If anyone fell in, there was no way of coming back up. He smiled as he gripped Yoink_VineS’s rod, charging towards the man. Tom suddenly appeared out of nowhere as the guard slammed the rod against his side, pushing him towards the other men. He muttered under his breath to summon a simple protection spell.
The man turned around, smiling, holding the head sized red gem that was held firmly in his hand.
“It’s all done,” He smiled. The spherical crystal vanished in an instant as the man begun to mutter a deep incantation. Gfoxcook’s eyes widened as he understood; he had to stop it now. Qwoxyl suddenly appeared behind the shocked guard. He had no time to lose.
“Stop, this is beyond your league! Get out of here, now!”
Before he let the angered man say anything, he began an ancient skill that only he knew about, a skill he ensured the man was not capable of. He began a counter, the opposite of the man’s curse, to remove any damage possible. He muttered quickly as he noticed the man’s chest seemed to glow a white colour. He felt it, a core of energy, tucked in beneath his shirt. He pulled for the power as he flashed his hand forwards, and pulled the portal gem and managing to hold a grip of it, while the man tried to pull it back. Oh yes, with this, he could do anything, powers beyond hope and death. With this, god was nothing. He was just an ant.

The men stared at Gfoxcook, who seemed to have stars shifting around him. They were not clear, but they could still be seen. A flare of nuclear energy that appeared to mass in the man’s hands, ready to erupt any moment. Of course, the men could see it and they ran. They didn’t know how they could, but they did and the point was they had to run. Gfoxcook seemed to mutter faster as the purple ball hummed louder and shook, like a time bomb. White hexagons appeared to fade around the ball, effects of the counter attack. It was being done now and it could not be stopped. The hexagons wrapped around the ball as it was completely surrounded and then it happened – the ball erupted.

What could be seen in the distance was a huge eruption, shaking the lands and sending a shockwave many miles in the distance. A burst of purple energy expanded from outside of the bright light from the earth, recreating what the land once was. It was the end, the end of another time and beginning of another. The war had begun and it was now too late to stop it. All that could be done was to fight it, to fight it to the very very end. Hope still existed in the hearts of mankind and as long as hope existed, there was a chance. A chance…to fight.

Congrats to these people:
Vince50 - 1111 BP
FBIpolux - 4.00 BBSPPD
Massacore - 200 BP
-CyberPunk- - EG Sergeant

So, uhh... I have over 200 Protection Points... :P

At 2/10/05 08:06 PM, sketch0587 wrote: Omfg look what BonusStage found
A coincidence, and the fact that this account is part of the top 1000XP :D

Congrats sketch, on both top 100o exp and also the 91 stuff. = )

At 2/10/05 08:27 PM, Sailor-Moon wrote: Also, I am very happy to say this account is now ranked #90 for b/ps. ^_^ Maybe I can make it into the top 80 by the end of this month. It's a rather large gap though. =/

Congrats on getting into the top 90 b/p

At 2/10/05 11:28 PM, -Gooch- wrote: Well, I would've mentioned the 6,000 posts, but I don't look at that as leveling up, really. I just look at it at how much time I devote to Newgrounds lately.

Haha too late i think you just did......

But, I didn't come in here empty-handed. Just now, I acquired a new badge ranking. I'm now an Elite Guard Lieutenant Colonel. 15,500 total B/P points and counting. Still have a long ways to climb before I get the highest honor, but the year's still young. :)

Big congrats Gooch,on both EGLC and 15k b/p

At 2/11/05 01:48 AM, ramagi wrote: Well I took it a bit farther than you did. I cleared out some of the junk. I just plain didn't like what I saw.

Good work ramagi, if you didn't do it im sure one of the many......many wi/ht mods would have = ()

At 2/11/05 04:27 AM, Alkador wrote: “I don’t care what your name is!” Roared Qwoxyl, ignorant of what the man had been saying. “It’s time you pay!”
“Oh well,” Sighed the man. “Tom, you take care of him. I have a task to do.” bla blabla

Haha i pwned Qwoxyl, how you like that ?

exellent installment alkador, plese keep them coming. <3

-_matt_: Lv up. Now you've got the cool pipe, like me.
-LUL-er: 0.666 PPD.
-BonusStage: reversed 1337 posts. Now you're automatically un-leet.
-sketch0587: top 1,000 exp, 1,000 NG days. Does Bonus find everything or something?
-Gooch-: EG Lieutenant Colonel. Don't rank up, you'll get the ugly badge :(

Grats to matt on level 14, i'll be joining you in a few weeks. Sketch, for 1k exp and 1k days, thats a long ass time man.Gooch for rank up, and DRD for i think 6k something or other, sorry bud, but i saw it last night and i couldnt be arsed posting in the spamnation.

<3 Denvish and ramagi, for trying to clear somethings up.

Awesome story Alkador, as usual. SCORE: SCD, RECON, RANDY 1 TOM 0 :) I hope i get a new bat since i broke mine over Toms head :)

At 2/10/05 08:41 PM, Afterburner wrote: I don't recognize most of you people. What happened to the all the members? In the last 4 pages the only names I'm familiar with are FIGMENTUM, -Myst- and ShittyKitty.

There should be a lot more names still around that you should remember. =/

At 2/11/05 01:48 AM, ramagi wrote: Well I took it a bit farther than you did. I cleared out some of the junk.

Ah, I was wondering what happened there. Thanks for that ramagi, some people have been posting just for the sake of it, and I'm glad it's not going on unchecked.

Congrats to:
» DRD1982 for EG First Lieutenant
» authenticsimpson for EG Private
» -Gooch- for 6,000 posts and EG Lieutenant Colonel
» BonusStage for anti-1337 posts
» Kiba for #90 in b/p points

If I missed you, it's either because I missed your post, or your achievement was piss-poor.

At 2/11/05 07:18 AM, Level-Up-Lounger wrote: Level 6 w00t keep on rolling......

Wahey! Now the LULer looks like a level 11. Sweet.

I'll calm down now. Anyway, congrats to:

authenticsimpson - 1000 blams
Level-Up-Lounger - 0.666PPD
sketch0587 - top 100 EXP
-Gooch- - 6000 posts, Elite Guard Lieutenant Colonel
-Slayer- - 200 saves
_matt_ - Level 14

I now have a voting power of 6.66. Not much of a "level up", I know, but it's an interesting number.

At 2/11/05 11:56 AM, -king-o-games- wrote: I now have a voting power of 6.66. Not much of a "level up", I know, but it's an interesting number.

Interesting? I'd say an evil number! Congrats anyway ;)

I got a thread of my own now too by the way. Check it out: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=229673

Thank you!

/Mathias Andersson

At 2/11/05 12:29 PM, Andersson wrote: Do you have a tip for an other thread as the Blamming Club thread with the same members posting on it?

I never could figure out the purpose of that club. Just go to the Flash Portal, like ramagi said. You shouldn't have to have others helping you BLAM.

Instead, you can click on the link in my signature marked "Abusive Reviews". Although we do not discuss BLAMming things, we post links to abusive reviewers. This is more useful, and it has yet to become a Hell-hole of a thread. The people there are nice and do not spam. It's a very useful thread. Also, notice how it is in the Wi/Ht forum and not the C&C forum. No members there, just regulars.

Congrats to:

-Alkador for another great chapter.
-Slayer-: 200 Saves. Not particularly much, but still quite nice.
-LUL-er: Lv 6. That aura looks weird on it.
-king-o-games-: 6.66 VP. Lots of evil numbers lately.

At 2/11/05 06:15 AM, Slightly_Crazy_Dude wrote: -_matt_: Lv up. Now you've got the cool pipe, like me.

No you don't, you lying, stealing bastard >:(
At least take the time to delete my comments....

--------
<3 2/3 of the definitions for my name.

At 2/11/05 11:56 AM, -king-o-games- wrote: I now have a voting power of 6.66. Not much of a "level up", I know, but it's an interesting number.

It is a neat number, maybe an omen perhaps? :o

At 2/11/05 12:03 PM, -Myst- wrote: Interesting? I'd say an evil number! Congrats anyway ;)

A deliciously evil number. Now watch one of the guys/galls here get 7.77 vp. XD

At 2/11/05 12:37 PM, -king-o-games- wrote: I never could figure out the purpose of that club. Just go to the Flash Portal, like ramagi said. You shouldn't have to have others helping you BLAM.

I figured it's more about discusing about what they blamed, and how hard they blamed it. How many times they've seen the blam movie, and other things related to the failure of crap flashes and the making of flash artists cry.

At 2/11/05 03:12 PM, Master_Inuyasha wrote: It is a neat number, maybe an omen perhaps? :o

How many times do I have to explain this? I am pure-hearted! I am not evil! Just because my voting power is 6.66 does not mean I am evil!

At 2/11/05 06:15 AM, Slightly_Crazy_Dude wrote: RANDY

Where did randyrandy go?

TOM 0 :) I hope i get a new bat since i broke mine over Toms head :)

(

At 2/11/05 11:56 AM, -king-o-games- wrote: I now have a voting power of 6.66. Not much of a "level up", I know, but it's an interesting number.

Congrats on having a satinic VP, for a while anyway .

At 2/11/05 03:49 PM, BonusStage wrote: nothing of relevance.

Looks like we got what we wanted in here without having to ask for it, thanks to ramagi.

At 2/11/05 05:30 PM, Tom_s00 wrote: Where did randyrandy go?

Oh oh oh oh!!! I know I know!!! Pick me pick me!!!

The story goes as follows:
It began with randyrandy telling everyone he'll be gone for a few weeks. His family was moving and they can't have internet during all of that (duh). So I volunteered to deposit for him and such. Then yesterday I wondered what had happened (since it's been over a month) and I got an e-mail...from his brother in return.

The e-mail I recieved:

Hi, this is randy's brother.. we just moved into our new house and we

should be getting dsl on monday (valentines day.. my dad might
reschedule tho because of that)..

If not, sometime soon within a week or two, I don't play whatever game u play but sry about keeping up with his crap.

And that's basically how it has all unfolded. ^_^

At 2/11/05 04:27 AM, Alkador wrote: War of the Portal – Part 2
Grunting, ReconRebel ran quickly, swinging his flail tightly to ensure he didn’t accidentally strike himself.

... like the accident with the nunchaku many moons ago.

Awesome story as always Alkador ^_^

At 2/11/05 07:23 AM, _lightning_ wrote:

At 2/10/05 08:41 PM, Afterburner wrote: I don't recognize most of you people. What happened to the all the members?

There should be a lot more names still around that you should remember. =/

Don't worry _lightning_, my name wasn't mentioned either * sniff *

I think Afterburner was talking about all the new faces in here. Keeping up with the deposits I see.

At 2/11/05 11:14 AM, Rooty-the-Pie wrote:

At 2/11/05 07:18 AM, Level-Up-Lounger wrote: Level 6 w00t keep on rolling......

Wahey! Now the LULer looks like a level 11. Sweet.

It'll be a very long time before little Level-Up-Lounger hits level 11.

At 2/11/05 11:56 AM, -king-o-games- wrote: I now have a voting power of 6.66. Not much of a "level up", I know, but it's an interesting number.

Congrats Satan. * breaks into an Iron Maiden tune *

They say hard work never hurt anybody, so why take the chance?

Has this milestone topic turned into a Mere RPG area?
Please tell me tis not so! ;-)

Check the post count kekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekeke

At 2/11/05 08:50 PM, the_phantom_spancker wrote: Has this milestone topic turned into a Mere RPG area?

Well Holy Shit. Look who decided to drop by. Nice to see you again spancker. You'll probably be off-line by the time I post this.

Please tell me tis not so! ;-)

Nope. ramagi went through here yesterday and removed a bunch of pointless posts. Hopefully the spammers will get the message.

If not, daily floggings will continue until attitudes improve.

Nah, I might be on for an hour or so longer, plus I might make a new flash project (dont panic its a trivia quiz).

As long as there are no gay RPG's here, im happy. (Sorry if anyone was offended by my comment RPGs but they are infact GAY)

At 2/11/05 09:22 PM, BonusStage wrote:

At 2/11/05 09:12 PM, ReconRebel wrote: Nope. ramagi went through here yesterday and removed a bunch of pointless posts. Hopefully the spammers will get the message.

And you know WHO, made her go and do that Recon :\

I don't have a clue BonusStage. I didn't post in the LUL for the last 4 days (or at least I don't remember posting in here).

At 2/11/05 09:24 PM, the_phantom_spancker wrote: As long as there are no gay RPG's here, im happy. (Sorry if anyone was offended by my comment RPGs but they are infact GAY)

Ouch spancker. Remove thy knife from my beating heart. I like RPG's! Meh, it's still good to see you regardless. So are you taking over with the deposits now? You're dead even with leeboy for experience if you didn't already know.

At 2/11/05 03:36 PM, -king-o-games- wrote: How many times do I have to explain this?

Indeed. :O

I am pure-hearted! I am not evil!

Are you sure? :o

Just because my voting power is 6.66 does not mean I am evil!

You devil you. ;o

At 2/11/05 08:50 PM, the_phantom_spancker wrote: Has this milestone topic turned into a Mere RPG area?

LOL! I haven't seen anything about people using thier level icons as weapons in anyway.
I was wondering, weren't you the user who made that big topic over 700 pages about not being level 9 or something like that? :/

At 2/11/05 08:50 PM, jonthomson wrote: Check the post count

Screen shot for you? [bottom][Quality might not be all that great]

At 2/11/05 09:42 PM, BonusStage wrote:

At 2/11/05 09:24 PM, the_phantom_spancker wrote: Nah, I might be on for an hour or so longer, plus I might make a new flash project (dont panic its a trivia quiz).

AHEM, mention it here, so anyone that sees it can vote 5
(omg mass voting XD)

Nope, I'd vote fairly. Just like any normal user would.

<---- Would vote 5 anyways lol

Although, it would be cool to see more quiz stuff, true quiz stuff come through the portal. Like another NG quiz.

I like RPG's *cries* ... not on an NG thread though o.0

D&D? lol