AH HA!!

Elite Guard Brigadier General

woohoo!! YAY

and ontop of that i made it above 10 VP!!

does the duff man "oooooo yeaaa"

and quagmires "hehe.. allllrigght"

At 2/4/05 12:23 AM, OsAmARaMa wrote:

At 2/4/05 12:20 AM, ReconRebel wrote: Anybody getting a blank screen when they go to the portal? I'm getting the site background colors but no visible text. No visible text means no voting. My life has lost all meaning now.

I haven't had any problems yet. I don't really use the Portal page very often, though.

I got a blank screen when I went to deposit. Had to double check and make sure I didn't get jipped out of my hard earned 10 points for the day.

Yeah, and you managed to get first deposit tonight, even though the deposit list reset *right* after you deposited ;-)

You guys are alot higher level than me :(

aaahhhhh, *sits back in chair*.

my 3,333rd post, boys. screeny me up.
XD

At 2/4/05 12:29 AM, ShittyKitty wrote: Yeah, and you managed to get first deposit tonight, even though the deposit list reset *right* after you deposited ;-)

My name never showed up on the list but I deposited at 12:00:00 and the screen wouldn't load. When I refreshed it, it said I already deposited and I got my points, so meh.

At 2/4/05 12:29 AM, ShittyKitty wrote: I haven't had any problems yet. I don't really use the Portal page very often, though.

Well SK, the computer at work is one of the fastest systems I've ever used. It takes a typical 2,000 kb submission mere seconds to load and now it's like I'm using a bloody dial-up connection. No offense to those still using dial-up but you have my condolences. I hope admin has this sorted out by tomorrow.

At 2/4/05 01:16 AM, ReconRebel wrote: Well SK, the computer at work is one of the fastest systems I've ever used. It takes a typical 2,000 kb submission mere seconds to load and now it's like I'm using a bloody dial-up connection. No offense to those still using dial-up but you have my condolences. I hope admin has this sorted out by tomorrow.

cool...
my computer is the slowest system i've ever had to use more than 10 times... i've used my dad's old pentium 133MhZ laptop a few times now for odd things...

P2, 350MhZ, 3GB HDD, 128MB RAM, 8MB Gfx card.
BEAT... THAT.
oh but i have cable, hence my large ng stats versus my shitty games like Starcraft XD haha.

bah, cant anyone here make me a decent looking screeny??
this is the shit i produce..

Thought i'd make a 5 pages congratlolating list :P
Congrats to those, for:

ramagi:
* Becoming a BBS Mod.
-Mary-:
* Becoming a BBS Mod.
Level-Up-Lounger:
* Level 5.
jonthomson:
* 9000 Blams.
* Ranked 93rd out of 1000000+ in B/P.
o__O:
* Level 11.
Eldarion:
* 1000 posts.
* 5000 B/P.
-Mazza-:
* 4,040 saves
Bahamut7:
* Ranked 777th out of 1000000+ in B/P.
RedCircle:
* Ranked 666th out of 1000000+ in XP.
SeeD419:
* 3000 XP.
carmelhadinosaur:
* 8.00 Voting Power.
* 9 Posts per day.
RageVI:
* 15,000 b/ps
B_L_U:
* Level 2.
ShittyKitty:
* Ranked 1234th out of 1000000+ in XP.
* 8000 Blams.
AmadeusMaxwell:
* Level 5.
josh_tamugaia:
* Level 9.
SlowBro:
* 7.00 Voting Power.
M-A-R-C-U-S:
* Ranked 6th out of 1000000+ in reviewing.
* 3333 Posts.
-Flash:
* Level 11.
Bloodthorne:
* Level 18.
Sentinel_specter:
* Elite Guard Second Lieutenant.
* 7.90 Voting Power.
Chrome-:
* 8000 Posts.
BonusStage:
* 5 Responses in a row to the same person.
* Having hebrew in his Profile Pic.
Which, by the way, means:
Inside the flag - 'The war. The horror. The butter.
Outside: Doctor Horse.
Toocool100:
* Elite Guard Brigadier General.

Lets see who got the most congratses....
Too many, there's no one with more than two stars :(

OMGOMG I need BonusStage!!

At 2/4/05 01:29 AM, M-A-R-C-U-S wrote: bah, cant anyone here make me a decent looking screeny??
this is the shit i produce..

Here ya go:

Alkador congratulates:
- Bloodthrone for reaching level 18. I wonder who this may be? =P
- M-A-R-C-U-S for his new rank of 6 in reviewing. Good luck, now that I never talk to you on MSN! Also for his 3,333 posts, which is very favourite like from me indeed.
- Sentinel_specter for 9,500 bps and becoming an Elite Guard Second Lieutenant. Have fun with VP now.
- Toocool100 for becoming an Elite Guard Brigadier Genera with 10.00 VP +. I thought you had the highest rank? *shrugs*.

At 2/3/05 10:14 PM, ReconRebel wrote: The other part of your e-mail intrigued me though. I'll send you a reply on the matter sometime tonight. I was thinking about the same thing myself.

Thank you for depositing for me. It is an honour to serve my account under your service.
I have to e-mail you some more stuff again tonight. I feel like I'm treating you like a feeder, if that doesn't too rude. I mean, you understand. Oh well, I guess it would be of interest anyway.

At 2/4/05 01:19 AM, M-A-R-C-U-S wrote: my computer is the slowest system i've ever had to use more than 10 times... i've used my dad's old pentium 133MhZ laptop a few times now for odd things...

Odd things eh? I don't know why you mind, the cable connection would just whip it apart, but then chat programs and processing...oh well.

My first computer beats that. By I don't know why you just don't upgrade with a local computer technician. It really isn't that expensive anymore.

Also Marcus, were you affected in any way by the flash storms? I wasn't but I thought the windows were going to break from the harsh winds. It was kind of scary, come to think of it. I apparently slept during the mega downpour. And did you hear that large explosion the night before apparently a thunder strike. I feel that things that loud have anohter cause...

4 congrats tonight. How is everyone? I'm a bit busy, as D0GMA made me change my status on AIM. A nice person, really...

MMMM!!! Tasty eagle badge!!!

(to make it clearer, im Colonel!!!)

War of the Portal – Part 2
Part 1 – 6 - “Attack!”

Rain swelled and winds poured down as the men walked over the green plains, starring at the sky of darkness that began to engulf the world. It seemed the weather became far wetter as they approached the ancient crevice. Time was short and they had to stop the man. He could not walk away for what he has just done. The ignored the beautiful pink and blue flowers that were scattered in vast amounts throughout the plains and the mushrooms that stuck out of the sides of rocks.
“Are we ever going to get there?” Wondered ReconRebel.
“We should be there soon,” Said Jonthomson. “I feel the low levels of the Power seeping out in the distance.”
“What worries me is why he’s heading there in the first place,” Says Gfoxcook, who stares straight ahead, seemingly ignorant of everything around him. “Of course, it can’t be too simple. I hate to admit it, but this man has brains. The ancient crevice is weak and if it were opened…”
“What if he’s trying to keep the submissions alive?” Asked randyrandy, who walked on as if the journey did not affect him. “After all, he did destroy the cure.”
”It can’t be that simple. There must be more behind it!” Thought Slightly_Crazy_Dude. “My friend, Eldarion used to be a detective. Boy, how I could grovel and kiss his feet for all the stuff he’s done.”
“What are you on about?” Asked Qwoxyl, seeming to think that the man had gone mad.
“Oh, nothing, just how much of a man Eldarion was.” Slightly_Crazy_Dude smiled, continuing to mumble under his breath.

A black submission flew over the sky, over circling the group. It was longing for the taste of man and the city was near empty now. Of course, there were a few animals in the plains but these strange people seemed more delicious. The submission gasped as it felt a surge of white energy blast through its body, turning on unused sections of the brain, parts that no other submission had used. It felt memories never experienced surging through his body, memories that seemed non-existent.

The sky flashed above as the men ignored the lightning around them, moving on. Normally, they would be afraid of the bolts from the sky, ready to strike them. But their fears had overcome them to only fear worse. A bitter feeling, but times had changed and people had to adapt. It was only for the worse.

The ground shook as the men stared at a shadowy figure in front of them.
“You again!” Growled Qwoxyl, ready to attack.
“Wait, that’s not the ma–“ Jonthomson ducked as a beam of fire blazed over his head.
“Wha-what’s this?” Muttered Slightly_Crazy_Dude, whose eyes were bulged at the shadow. Smoke from the ground faded away as a black demonic substance stepped forward, somehow different. This was not anything they had seen before. Of course, this creature was totally different to the original white submission they had seen. It was different to the black winged monster that it developed into. It seemed even worse than the black submission with a gem on its head, the one ReconRebel had seen within the portal. This was just different. It had legs, arms and a body. It had a head as well with its wings stretched out from its back. It seemed to resemble a human, charred from the lightning, with white bright teeth. It raised its hands forwards and black claws drooped from the fingers. This creature was almost human.
“It has adapted yet again. They seem to be growing stronger than ever,” Said Gfoxcook, who stared in awe at the monster who seemed to grow impatient. “Extermino!”
A ball of fire engulfed the creature as it seemed to cackle loudly, the raging flames having no effect.

ReconRebel charged towards the demon, flail flaring forwards. The creature moved at incredible speed, catching his fist, twisting it and throwing him twenty feet in the air, landing on the ground directly behind him.
“Recon!” Cried Slightly_Crazy_Dude. The ground suddenly shook as a pillar of pink light blasted behind the demon. It seemed that the portal had re opened.
“You go after the man – I’ll take care of this,” Said Jonthomson. “Gfoxcook, take Recon and heal him. We are close to the crevice and I should be able to use some of the Power. Just, go!”
The others had no say as the walked and the demon seemed to understand. It knew that it would only fight Jonthomson and felt confident, ready to win. The others grabbed Recon and quickly ran, ran towards the ancient crevice that they neared.

SK - thx for the screeny.
although i was kind of hoping for Denvish to bust out with another sparkly one XD hahahah.

At 2/4/05 02:59 AM, Alkador wrote: Alkador congratulates:
M-A-R-C-U-S for his new rank of 6 in reviewing. Good luck, now that I never talk to you on MSN! Also for his 3,333 posts, which is very favourite like from me indeed.

hey dude, sorry i havent been around on MSN, i just really cant be fucked. it decreases my e-productivity 5 fold, and im sick of random ng people adding me and talking about random shit because they think they're cool. i try to be nice to all of 'em... but i think i'll just go on a deleting/blocking spree.
thx for the congrats.

At 2/4/05 01:19 AM, M-A-R-C-U-S wrote:

Odd things eh?

yes, like helping out my sister because she used to use it.
bitch! haha.

I don't know why you mind, the cable connection would just whip it apart, but then chat programs and processing...oh well.

i only dislike it now because it is riddled with spyware and to say open my documents, i have to click 'illegal operation' twice, then the screen resets, then i have to double click my docs again for it to open.
and i now no longer have access to the time/date, add/remove programs, and that sort of stuff... it just wont let me in, it sais 'Access to the specified device, path or file is denied.'
with a new computer, my stats on NG and productivity on my computer would greatly increase.
oh, it would also help if i lived in america XD haha.

My first computer beats that. By I don't know why you just don't upgrade with a local computer technician. It really isn't that expensive anymore.

this is my first computer, had it since grade 6/7... so just over 3 years i think now.
i was like, 'this close' to getting a whole new setup and getting it installed and formatted and shit, and then ofcourse several problems arose 2 days before... = no parts.
things like the computer store was on 'holiday', my friend wasnt at his house so i couldnt get his parts off him, and etc etc.
but alas, eventually i'll get a new system.

Also Marcus, were you affected in any way by the flash storms? I wasn't but I thought the windows were going to break from the harsh winds. It was kind of scary, come to think of it. I apparently slept during the mega downpour. And did you hear that large explosion the night before apparently a thunder strike. I feel that things that loud have anohter cause...

i heard about it, but not literally HEARD it... you would have had it worse because you live on or near the coast, im around 8k inland.
but we did have many medium size trees uprooted in the area, sports fields flooded, and tennis courts around a metre deep in water. so yeh, we were affected.
also, that huge bang that i heard about apparantly had something to do with a comet. i really have no idea what it was about, what caused it, and why i wasnt told of it...
but apparantly it was fucking loud.
i really like that sort of stuff, so im pissed about not hearing it.

4 congrats tonight. How is everyone? I'm a bit busy, as D0GMA made me change my status on AIM. A nice person, really...

i dont use aim. one i cant be fucked having 2 chat programs open, and two because i dont like the noise it makes when you get a message (i know you can get rid of it).
and i was being reasonably laid back from 3:30 to around 6, but then i went and played tennis for a while, had a real good workout, and got home at 8:50 to find a family sized pizza waiting for me.
a glorious day.
the weekend awaits, gentlemen.
:)

Finally got my pipe...

At 2/4/05 06:23 AM, BonusStage wrote: You post almost as fast as i do, 22 posts since that initial post XD

25 with this post :)

yes but your facial hair grows a lot faster than mine XD i've never HAD to shave...
lolz0r! haha.

MY ALT HAS 10 EXP TO GO UNTILL LEVEL 10... W00t!

At 2/3/05 10:14 PM, ReconRebel wrote:
Haha! That sounds very familiar! Ever had alcohol poisoning bud? I've come close.

Never had the pleasure of having my stomach pumped Recon, and i dont think i want to either, it sounds like too much hassle for me. Though, i daresay i must have been on the verge a few times.

Damn, how much did you drink SCD? I've downed roughly 8 liters in a night but that only put me out of commission for 2 days (one day of work). You must have gotten into the hard stuff. That'll pickle your liver quicker than you think.

Wow, 8 litres in one night is overkill man, i applaud your desire to get pissed as a fart. I drank 2 bottles of wine, 2 litres of cider and about 15 beers in the space of 24 hours, add in some cheap vodka and a quarter bottle of whisky and thats what i had, not too much, but it was bad enough to upset my stomach.

It wasn't bad, I liked it. It revealed a few things I didn't know and reinforced other data I was already aware of.

Cool, well you Alkador and Eldarion have all said somethings about it to me, i daresay i will see it eventually.

You mean the spikey dildo? It's alright. I can't wait for the gold plated version, Yowzers!

Hmmm, yeah, gold plated "Spikey Dildo" would be cool, i just cant fucking wait for mt Pipe, i really should have deposited all those months back.

At 2/4/05 01:07 AM, TheOppressor wrote:
My name never showed up on the list but I deposited at 12:00:00 and the screen wouldn't load. When I refreshed it, it said I already deposited and I got my points, so meh.

Because your a mod, VIV LA REVOLUTION.

Awesome story as usual Alkador, damn it man, now my grovelling has even made it into stories aswell, i'll be fucking glad when this month is over.

Grats sentinal, Zicdeh, Marcus and Carmel for their outstanding acheivements, well done guys.

At 2/4/05 06:23 AM, BonusStage wrote: Remember when you tried to hold me off, it was so long ago :(

OMG now you're so fast and im moving so slowly MOOHOOHOOHOO :(

At 2/4/05 01:47 AM, carmelhadinosaur wrote:

k <3

E>

AWESOME FUCKIN NAME :D

LOL its stupid <8o
I prefer: 'Hadonut': The Donut!

.. lolk

klol ..
<80o08>

OMFG W00t?

Sent email, w00tnessss

Congratz to
Sentinel_specter rank up
Chrome- 8K posts
Toocool100 rank up
SeedofDiscord level up
M-A-R-C-U-S 3333 posts.

At 2/4/05 12:22 AM, Toocool100 wrote: AH HA!!

Elite Guard Brigadier General

woohoo!! YAY

and ontop of that i made it above 10 VP!!

does the duff man "oooooo yeaaa"

and quagmires "hehe.. allllrigght"

Seriously man, I'm impressed you've managed to get almost as twice as far as I with only saves. Be proud of yourself ;)

Oh and ... congrats ;)

Shot up into the eighties in b/p today!

Congrats to:

-Bahamut7: 200 reviews
-Sentinel_specter: EG Second Lieutenant
-Chrome-: 8,000 posts of pure spam
-Toocool100: EG Brigadier General, 10.00 VP
-M-A-R-C-U-S: 3,333 posts
-carmelhadinosaur: EG Colonel
-Alkador: A story wich I'll read in a minute
-Zicdeh: Lv 14
-jonthomson: Top 80 B/P

Thanks to:

-carmelhadinosaur

At 2/3/05 01:18 PM, ShittyKitty wrote: I didn't like any of the acronyms for my real name, so I tried ShittyKitty. Here's what I got: SHY KITTY TIT *sigh*

Shy kitty titties are so hot.

At 2/4/05 01:02 AM, popularjck wrote: You guys are alot higher level than me :(

Guess you should have deposited a little more ;)
You could be level 15 or something. If I'd have deposited every day myself, I'd be level 18 or so. Not doing the maths, though, I'm probably one, two, or ten levels off.

Congrats to,

Senti for 1337 Gaurd second Luietenent,almost at 8 vp now.....
Chrome- for 800 posts.
Toocool for 1337 Gaurd Brigadier General. Also 10 VP.
MARCUS for his 3333rd post.
carmel for reaching colonel.
jonthomason for breaking into the 80's in b/p.

At 2/4/05 05:14 AM, Alkador wrote: War of the Portal – Part 2
Part 1 – 6 - “Attack!”

Thanks for the story update Alkador they sure do liven this place up a bit sometimes

At 2/4/05 06:14 AM, Zicdeh wrote: Finally got my pipe...

Congrats, pipe > bat .

Hi guys! I just made it to level 2 the other day! I heard this is where you celebrate that sort of thing. It's not a big deal I guess. It's just level 2. See my review of Newgrounds and please tell me more about this forum :)

- <3Jennifer

At 2/4/05 10:59 AM, JenniferLopez wrote: Hi guys! I just made it to level 2 the other day! I heard this is where you celebrate that sort of thing. It's not a big deal I guess. It's just level 2. See my review of Newgrounds and please tell me more about this forum :)

- <3Jennifer

Big party at my place and everyone is invited!
congratz on hitting level 2, you will soon see that you will fly up to level 9 in no time, and be hit on the head with a hammer when you see the amount to reach level 10. DOH!

This is the place to tell about rankups and that sort of thing, alot of the people here like to keep track of everything, cause their number nuts. -.-

:)

Oh, and i like your Newgrounds review. Its pretty informative and extensive, alot to read. Also well put together, organized, and well written. i give your review 5 stars :)

I think toocool have a crush on you miss ...
Hehe, people around here don't see girls too much (well, there's ramagi but ... you'll learn you'd better not try to touch her) ... so basically you'll get a lot of fans just by hanging here ;)

Oh, congratz for you level up by the way, and toocool's right about your reviews, you did some fine job :)

Yaiy! 7000 Blams for me!

At 2/3/05 04:39 PM, BonusStage wrote: I never get to review anymore *cries*

Poor BonusStage. Would an ice cream cheer you up?

At 2/3/05 04:45 PM, _lightning_ wrote: What do you mean?

I all ready got at 200 reviews at least more then a year ago. =/

So you were too lazy to get to 200 reviews quick enough?

At 2/3/05 06:48 PM, Eldarion wrote: Congrats Bahamut, that's my target, but I hardly ever review Flash. Meh.

Lazy? Oh well, is there anything we can do to laziness? I thought I was lazier than most of the people here.

At 2/3/05 11:28 PM, OsAmARaMa wrote: Nice job on making your 200th review. Reviewing flash is one thing I never got hooked on, so I see that many reviews as a major accomplishment.

I see a lot of people aren't too obsessed with reviewing. 200 reviews is a hell lot, but the next time I'm going to mention about the of reviews I make is when I make 500 reviews. Anyway, congrats to:

Sentinel_specter - 9500 B/P points
Chrome- - 8000 posts
Toocool100 - Elite Guard Brigadier General, 10.00VP
M-A-R-C-U-S - 3333 posts
carmelhadinosaur - Elite Guard Colonel
Zicdeh - Level 14
jonthomson - top 90 B/P
JenniferLopez - Level 2 (LOL)
-Myst- - 7000 blams

Wow, four people quoted me for the same post and I had to make a big post, because of that. :|

Cool story Alky :D

At 2/3/05 10:14 PM, ReconRebel wrote:

At 2/3/05 12:27 PM, Eldarion wrote:

At 2/2/05 09:10 PM, ReconRebel wrote: Saw Fahrenheit 9/11 for the first time last night.

I've seen it a few times. It makes me angry. But I think as well as revealing some scandalous facts about Bush/Bin Laden, it manipulates the emotions.

Agreed. It's only one person's view on the subject and it's important to remember that. How about the newscaster who licked his comb several times while combing his hair?

Guess he ran out of gel.

Hehe, another funny moment was in the opening credits where a hair stylist is behind Bush trying to comb down a bit of hair that's sticking up, but he keeps fidgeting around and she can't get a hold of the hair. It's very funny, wish I could get a fucking screenshot, but I can't find my Fahrenheit DVD :(

At 2/4/05 01:16 AM, ReconRebel wrote: No offense to those still using dial-up but you have my condolences.

*weeps*

Multiple orgasms to:
Sentinel_specter for EG Second Lieutenant
Chrome- for 8,000 posts
Toocool100 for EG Brigadier General
M-A-R-C-U-S for 3,333 posts
carmelhadinosaur for EG Colonel
Zicdeh for LV 14
jonthomson for top 90 in b/p points
-Myst- for 7,000 blams

Nothing from me, unless 5151 b/p's counts. Meh.