At 1/23/05 02:43 AM, Alkador wrote: Recon, I sent you two devastatingly long e-mails.

No shit buddy. I just checked my e-mail and I might as well grab a coffee before I start reading. The second e-mail you sent is twice as long as the first!! You must be a fast typist to write all of that. You force me to respond in kind (after my 2 days off).

Brace yourselves before you open them.

That statement is kinda funny but true at the same time. In western astrology I'm a Gemini (the twins).

Please, can anyone give me help. I really do not like dogs and I can't just avoid this house every single day. I have 2 weeks to make a plan. No killing.

So much for plan "A".

Suggestions?

Doesn't your province have leash laws down there? If yes then report the owner for being negligent. You've been lucky so far Alkador, but what happens if some little kid wanders into this dog's territory?

Alkador congratulates:
- Tom_s00 for turning 20 years old. You're not a man to me yet. Wait 70 years. =P
- Bahamut7 for becoming an Elite Guard Corporal. I have a feeling that is the one I have to try and obtain next.
- Sentinel_specter for 3,000 saves. You go girl!
- YoinK_VineS for 28,000 b/ps AND 19,000 blams. Keep up the good work and don't drop your rate.
- Njisse for 20,000 blams. Wow, that's like mega uber cool.
- IvanTheGreat for reaching Elite Guard Private First Class. That must be the next one I have to get, not what Bahamut7 did.
- ShittyKitty for 10,000 blams. Some nice scores today.
- Syme for 10.00 Voting Power. That's something worth congratulating.

At 1/24/05 01:36 AM, ReconRebel wrote: The second e-mail you sent is twice as long as the first!! You must be a fast typist to write all of that.

Hehe, well, I guess my New Year's resolution to touch type better has improved my skills. Though it's still not fast enough just yet.

In western astrology I'm a Gemini (the twins).

I'm Libra, the upholder of justice. Very cool.

Doesn't your province have leash laws down there? If yes then report the owner for being negligent. You've been lucky so far Alkador, but what happens if some little kid wanders into this dog's territory?

That was my second thought. Here are ideas I have generated:
1) I have a device that scares dog due to an impulse of super sonic waves which they do not like, scaring them. If it comes near me, I'll fire the sound at the dog.
2) When I was built up and angry, I usually imagine the worst case scenarios. I imagined what would have happened if I was bitten, I would have lodged a personal complaint to the owner, suggesting this and if that failed the council. I would have mentioned that the fact that children and elderly are not as fast on bikes or even feet. I was scared to think what would have happened if it saw me. It doesn't look at the book, it looks at my eyes. It really does hate me.
3) As RC has suggested, feed it some treats. It may make the dog like me, but it's a matter of getting it to like me in the first place. And it will only work for me.
4) The rival newsagency I'm working for suggested for me to throw rocks at the dog. I know cats hate that, so why not dogs?
5) Change rounds or not deliver to those houses. I can't hold it off forever.
6) Carry a large stick with me ready to use the next time we meet. ie. 10 feet long stick.

8 congratulations. Another 10 hours work here today. 10 hours = $100 bucks. How is everyone?

At 1/23/05 04:17 PM, Nijsse wrote: Damn, I was hoping I could get a nice screenshot from my 2000th blam point, but when I refreshed like 10 seconds later it was 20001 already. But hey, I have more than 20000 blam points now!

Haha out by 1 unlucky : p Congrats Nijsse.

At 1/23/05 07:32 PM, IvanTheGreat wrote: Just wanted to mention that I've finally ranked up to Elite Guard Private First Class :D

Congrats!

At 1/23/05 10:28 PM, YoinK_VineS wrote: Anway, i just hit my 19k blam point not too long ago.
It's definitely a great bp day in the portal.

It sure has ben going quick, congrats on 19k Yoink.

At 1/23/05 11:26 PM, ShittyKitty wrote: 10,000 b/p's! Whee!!!

Good going Shittykit : ) Grats man.

At 1/24/05 12:00 AM, OsAmARaMa wrote: Hey! My glove is back, but this time with barb wire!

Congrats Osama for being re-united with your glove !

At 1/24/05 01:23 AM, Syme wrote: Your experience points gave you a voting power of 6.45 votes. Your blam and protection points gave you an additional 55% of your experience power, meaning that your total vote power was worth 10.00 votes!

Big congrats Syme, thats a pretty heafty ammouint right their.

At 1/24/05 03:18 AM, Alkador wrote: Alkador congratulates:
- Tom_s00 for turning 20 years old. You're not a man to me yet. Wait 70 years. =P

hahaha thanks buddy : )

Wow I was tired last night I missed one person in my congratz, sorry about that.
So they will be on this list.
Congratz to.
IvanTheGreat rank up
OsAmARaMa level up
Syme 10.00 VP

Congrats to:

-Nijsse: 20,000 Blams
-Gooch-: EG Major, passing Wade in VP
-IvanTheGreat: EG Private First Class
-YoinK_VineS: 19k Blams
-ShittyKitty: 10,000 B/P
-OsAmARaMa: Lv 12
-Syme: 10.00 VP

At 1/23/05 07:09 PM, FBIpolux wrote: Hey guys, tonight or tomorrow, I will start a big help thread for the n00bs in the Wi/Ht section.

I ask myself about if it's a good idea so far... I mean, does anyone already tried it? I asked mods and we can't do that in the Clubs & Crew section because that it would never work. If I make a such thread, will you guys help me sending newbies to it?

Wouldn't that kind of defeat the purpose of the WI/HT forum? Or the FAQ, for that matter?

At 1/23/05 09:05 PM, ReconRebel wrote: Wowzers!! The portal sure has been active the last couple of days (I like that). It looks like bila picked up the pace a little too (I don't like that).

I noticed that too, whenever I was gone for, say, half an hour, when I got back there were like 10 new submissions. I even got to #59 in ranking.

Again.

LETS SHAMPOO US SELENIUM!!!!

Or something similar...

Anyways, be sure all to check my new sig till the date ends :P

Also. 274 more b/p till the colonelium!!! :O

And i'll end this post with my fav:

Congrats to everyone!
..Sure hope didnt miss no one...

<8o

At 1/24/05 03:18 AM, Alkador wrote: - Bahamut7 for becoming an Elite Guard Corporal. I have a feeling that is the one I have to try and obtain next.

Heh, heh, thanks for the congrats, but why Corporal? Wouldn't the rank after Corporal be something to concentrate on? :P Anyway, congrats to:

Sentinel_specter - 3000 saves
YoinK_VineS - 28000 b/p points, 19000 blams
Nijsse - 20001 blams
ShittyKitty - 10000 b/p points
OsAmARaMa - Level 12
Syme - 10.00 voting power

Sentinel_specter - 3000 saves
YoinK_VineS - 28000 b/p points, 19000 blams
Nijsse - 20001 blams
ShittyKitty - 10000 b/p points
OsAmARaMa - Level 12
Syme - 10.00 voting power

CONGRATS to the people above me, hehe...

And in other news...

RANK-UP + 10.26 VP Oh baby...

~X~

Just opened up my profile and saw 2500 saves. :-D

At 1/24/05 12:36 PM, XwaynecoltX wrote:

Sentinel_specter - 3000 saves
YoinK_VineS - 28000 b/p points, 19000 blams
Nijsse - 20001 blams
ShittyKitty - 10000 b/p points
OsAmARaMa - Level 12
Syme - 10.00 voting power

CONGRATS to the people above me, hehe...

Thief. <_< But congrats on becoming an Elite Guard Captain anyway. And congrats to ShittyKitty for getting 2500 saves. :)

At 1/24/05 01:59 PM, Bahamut7 wrote: Thief. <_< But congrats on becoming an Elite Guard Captain anyway. And congrats to ShittyKitty for getting 2500 saves. :)

haha sorry man...

Oh and that colonel to you sir hahaha, anyways i just deposited so my vp is now 10.27 now heh...

~X~

Getting close now rebel. =)

Ho hum. Nice to see the lounge has slowed down a bit.

A long tunic roast to:

NewgroundsSPG - EG Captain
-Kyle - 7.00 VP
Nijsse - Level 14, 20000 blams
Tom_s00 - RL 20th Birthday
Bahamut7 - EG Corporal
Sentinel_specter - 3000 saves
YoinK_VineS - 19000 blams, 28000 BP, get back here u mofo
-Gooch- - EG Major
IvanTheGreat - EG Private First Class
ShittyKitty - 10000 BP, 2500 saves
Syme - 10.00 VP, nice. Should be joining you this week sometime I hope.
XwaynecoltX - EG Colonel

Think I hit 25000 BP at some point but not sure when it was... I'm getting rather good at missing milestones. Ho hum.

At 1/24/05 04:46 PM, Denvish wrote: Think I hit 25000 BP at some point but not sure when it was... I'm getting rather good at missing milestones. Ho hum.

Well, congrats anyway!

At 1/24/05 04:46 PM, Denvish wrote: Think I hit 25000 BP at some point but not sure when it was... I'm getting rather good at missing milestones. Ho hum.

Congrats denvish 25k is awsome, im on my small 17,500 b/p's anyways contgrats on your milestone...

~X~

At 1/24/05 05:43 PM, XwaynecoltX wrote:
Congrats denvish 25k is awsome, im on my small 17,500 b/p's anyways contgrats on your milestone...

Yes, SMALL, then im minute, but i own you in posts old man.

Grats Osama, SK twice and Syme, also grats to ~X~ on the excellent VP, well done guys.

I got 1234 saves the other day, yesterday i think, but i think everyone is, or should be pissed off at people posting every single little fucking milestone, so i didnt do it, so no grats please.

ShittyKitty - 10,000 BP and 25,00 Saves
Nijsse - Level 14, 20,000 Blams
YoinK_VineS - 19,000 Blams and 28,000 BP
Sentinel_specter - 3,000 Saves
IvanTheGreat - EG Private First Class
Gooch - EG Major
Bahamut7 - EG Corporal
XwaynecoltX - EG Colonel
Syme - 10VP

^^the above comments are semi-stolen. : P

And a big thanks to everyone who went over to my Record thread and gave it a nice bump. I really appreciate it. ^_^
*hugs all... except Bonus (because i am afraid he might come on to me.)*

I fucking fell asleep there for about 4 hours...

O_o

Anyway, congrats to:
IvanTheGreat for EG Private First Class, keep it up :)
YoinK_VineS for 19,000 blams, great work YoinK
ShittyKitty for 10,000 b/p points and 2,500 saves, nice going SK :D
OsAmARaMa for LV 12, nice, I hate the LV11 icon, and I'll be getting it soon :(
Syme for an amazing 10.00 VP, that's incredible!
XwaynecoltX for EG Colonel and 10.00+ VP, well done man.
SCD for OMG 1,234 saves!!!11one!!! No, really that's an OK achievement in my book, it's a neat number, but it's when you get fags posting a 0.01 increase in VP, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, that it becomes stupid.

MystW, I'll try and be online for that, and what it's a great time you chose, it's nice and handy for anyone in Ireland/Britain etc as well as the US. Let's set a new record! W00t!
*copies teh record sig and steals it*

<3

At 1/24/05 06:44 PM, Eldarion wrote: MystW, I'll try and be online for that, and what it's a great time you chose, it's nice and handy for anyone in Ireland/Britain etc as well as the US. Let's set a new record! W00t!
*copies teh record sig and steals it*

Hey thanks man, it seems i hit a few people who had to work then, but all of them said they'd leave their browser open. ^_^
Anyway, thanks for the support. I am surprised as to how many people have reponded to the idea. Some people are taking it really serious too, telling everyone they know, which is cool i guess.

hey i made level 10 like 2 days ago or something like that.

mfrif

At 1/24/05 07:08 PM, jeran wrote: mfrif

take your spam to the flash section, its better there

At 1/24/05 07:09 PM, Jamie_McGuire wrote:

At 1/24/05 07:08 PM, jeran wrote: mfrif

take your spam to the flash section, its better there

It shouldn't be taken anywhere.

At 1/24/05 07:09 PM, Jamie_McGuire wrote:

At 1/24/05 07:08 PM, jeran wrote: mfrif

take your spam to the flash section, its better there

Maybe general more like it, but he shouldnt spam at all like FRIGY said hehe frigy heh, anyways spam is bad just bad...

~X~

well i dont know but I think this is a pretty good accomplishment

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I reach 500 reviews! My goal for the month of Janurary! Now for 550 february!

At 1/24/05 11:02 PM, BonusStage wrote:

At 1/24/05 07:01 PM, Smithercell wrote: hey i made level 10 like 2 days ago or something like that.

Huzzah to you then :D

I GOT 15,000 BLAMS TODAY, BUT MISSED, MISSED IT FOR GOD SAKES.

Huzzah to you then :D

SUX2BEU, i would be angry too, thats a perfectly wasted PrintScreen Pic. O well, CONGRATS anyway.

At 1/24/05 11:02 PM, BonusStage wrote:

At 1/24/05 08:42 PM, Jamie_McGuire wrote: well i dont know but I think this is a pretty good accomplishment

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haha yes well done on that.

HORRAY :D

indeed.

At 1/24/05 07:01 PM, Smithercell wrote: hey i made level 10 like 2 days ago or something like that.

Huzzah to you then :D

ey... i like saying huzaah...
oh thats right, im becoming j00...
ok then, here we go:

OMFGZ0R PWND N SNAPPED KTHXDAIBAIPLS?>
lololol.

At 1/24/05 06:04 PM, Myst_Williams wrote: *hugs all... except Bonus (because i am afraid he might come on to me.)*

bitch <3

he is right to be like that you know :P

At 1/24/05 04:46 PM, Denvish wrote: Think I hit 25000 BP at some point but not sure when it was... I'm getting rather good at missing milestones. Ho hum.

just be thankfull you have that many points :P

I GOT 15,000 BLAMS TODAY, BUT MISSED, MISSED IT FOR GOD SAKES.

read above, haha.
hey dude, i missed my 10,000 bp... how do you think i felt?
lol.
well, my only recent level up has been in bp.
now im EG first Leiutenant.
awesome...
should take me roughly another 2 years to reach EGSC, im happy.

Grats to:
Smithercell for LV10
FBIpolux for 2,000 XP
Jamie_McGuire for 500 reviews
BonusStage for 15,000 blams
-Gooch- for 10,000 blams
M-A-R-C-U-S for EG First Lieutenant
Osamarama for 3000 XP

As for me, I just hit 2,000 XP ^_^

At 1/25/05 02:56 AM, Eldarion wrote: As for me, I just hit 2,000 XP ^_^

Hey, grats eldarion! Not too far behind me.

Well, I'm active again, posting like a nut and b/ping again. I'm learning flash at the moment so I figured it'd be much more beneficial to be here for the time being, and plus I'm leveling up soon :D

I dunno if this is really an accomplishment, but I'd love to see somebody beat this:

Alkador congratulates:
- XwaynecoltX for becoming an Elite Guard Colonel. Some nice stuff there. Keep up the saves!
- ShittKitty for 2,500 saves. Did you get a rank up with that too?
- Denvish for 25,000 b/ps. Congratulations on missing it too!
- Smithercell for reaching level 10 the other day. People keep missing all their stuff. =P
- Jamie_McGuire for 500 reviews. Next target for you: M-A-R-C-U-S.
- BonusStage for 15,000 blams. Stop it!
- -Gooch- for 10,000 blams. You get half a cookie. Bonus gets none.
- M-A-R-C-U-S for EG First Lieutenant. So much for going out eh?
- OsAmARaMa for reaching 3,000 exp. It's scary from now.
- Eldarion for 2,000 exp. Have fun reaching level 13. =) I'll wait for you.

As for work, my week's total added to $611.50. That was 61 hours and god damn worth it. I'm so rich now! ^_^

10 congrats. How is everyone?