Congratz to
Swive Level and rank up
deck_head_tottie 2K saves
BonusStage rank up
ShittyKitty 7k Blams almost rank up
XwaynecoltX 7K saves

Well since it is now offical in my time zone
Denvish Happy B-Day
For your B-day I'll distract your computer you run away.
Make sure you enjoy yourself IRL.

RANK UP! EGLG!

Warning: Screenie may look too good to be true.

Congrats to king-o-games for EGSS, ramagi for becoming #39, Recon_Rebel for 27,000 blams, Slightly_Crazy_Dude for 10,000 posts, DHT for 2,000 protects, Bonus for EGBG, SK for 7,000 blams, Denvish for RLB-Day and 7,000 saves (and it's already 7,001! I have a Paint screenie if no one else got you a screenie), ~X~ for 7,000 saves, and Swive for EGLC and level 13.

i got to Elite Guard Colonel just today. Awesome that I got it just before the list updates, I think. I was kind of expecting a bit more of a boost in my VP than .12 though. Ehhh, it adds to it so its fine I guess.

At 1/14/05 07:57 PM, Denvish wrote: My RL birthday started 56 minutes ago, but I forgot how old I am

Happy birthday. You know how old you are, you simply don't want to tell us :)

Congrats to:
-Wayne for his 7000 saves.
-Swive for level 13 and becoming an elite guard lieutenant colonel.
-Qwoxyl for becoming an elite guard lieutenant general (no mistake this time :D)
-Quickfox for becoming an elite guard colonel.

Big congratlolulolation to SCD for reaching 10k posts in two years!!

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Sorry i havent been here in a while, just couldnt think of what to post.... :P
Anyways, yesterday i had 4 submissions on RG's top 50, so that might be a congrats worthy i dunno heheh...
Also im near 4,500 posts it might be a nice NUMBer...
I've reached recently 1000 reviews also (exactly 3 months ago was the forth time)...
Im about half way there to level 15...
Oh yeah, and few days ago my VP rose by 0.01!!!

Congrats to the WayneColt for making 7k saves... now he has at least 7 thousand of everything... everything being.. exp points, reviews, pos, blams, and saves. that must be nice.

War of the Portal – Part 2
1 - “Solutions”

The room was dark and the few candles lit did not help very much at all. The lighting was poor but that did not stop the man from writing his papers, with the sound of his pen hardly scraping the thick paper that he had gathered from the portal. But the portal did not exist anymore. Of course, it couldn’t have been just anyone that would have sealed the portal. It must have been some of the guards. The man swallowed air as he looked over his notes, his ideas and plans. Of course, there had to be someone to seal the portal which was very typical. People saving the world.
“Stupid,” The man said. He smiled at the thought of people being stupid. But very little mattered to him now. The last time he saw a person was the day the portal was sealed, the day he saw the people descend into the portal. He had to find them. He had to meet them. Of course, he thought he could find them easily since he too was very capable in the Power. But using it was slightly difficult after the sealing had occurred. It felt as if some form of buffer had been slowly spread over the portal, like butter on bread.
Little did those people know that they were not alone and that their journey had truly begun. He turned to face the man who had been speaking to him.
“What’s stupid master?” The man sitting behind him asked.
“Nothing Tom,” Said the man with a deep voice. “Please do go on.”
“Very well,” this Tom said. “As I was saying, the virus was perfect until they adapted to it. Of course, not all viruses are bad as what people believe. It seems that from we have seen, the submissions have mutated to a third level and we can only assume that they will become even stronger. More importantly the virus th–“
“Stop.” Said the man. He already knew what Tom was explaining, as it was all old news. He wanted something new, something fresh in knowledge.
“My virus is out there and I asked you to gather new knowledge on the subject. You disappoint me Tom. I think I will have to meet these people without you.” The man stood up, staring at the man, making sure that he kept a firm hold on his tongue. Say the wrong words and the man would go against him. It was an option that Tom might be willing to take if the man pressed on.
“Stay here. I shan’t be long.” The man laughed as he left the small room. Maybe he really was insane after all.

“Any luck?” Asked M-A-R-C-U-S.
“(( NOTHING ))” Replied XwaynecoltX. “I can’t see anything wrong with him.”
“Maybe we should keep him,” Suggested RedCircle.
“We could do that,” Added Recon_Rebel. “But what if he goes wild?”
“What if he doesn’t?” Thought Qwoxyl.
“I see nothing in there,” Commented Slightly_Crazy_Dude, who was assured himself it was safe.
“Well, he seems safe enough,” Smiled BonusStage. “And he could help us, I mean, find a cure.”
“He looks too cute to kill,” Randyrandy tried to touch it, but pulled his hand back at the last second.
“Oh you wimps,” RedCircle picked the baby submission up. “I’ll take care of him.”
”You always wanted a submission, didn’t you RedCircle?” Recon_Rebel’s curled, suggesting a smile.
“Sure did. Hopefully this one will be just fine. Let’s head back guys.” Slightly_Crazy_Dude said.
BonusStage moaned. "I swear SCD, that's the ten thousandth time you've said 'Let's head back'!"

The room was small, but it would have to do. The laboratory had small tubes of chemicals and compounds piled carefully on the shelves, used for the experiments that would aid them.
“Is it nearly done?” Asked Gfoxcook.
“Nearly there,” Said ramagi, who was focusing very hard with using the correct amount of chemicals. “I just have to put some Sorbic acid and a tad of Potassium benzoate.”
“Make sure you add some of this,” YoinK_VineS pointed to the test tube with blue liquid.
“Can I ask why you’re putting in food additives?” Asked Jonthomson.
“I think ramagi knows what she’s doing.” Said D0GMA, who had a new black silk cloak replacing the previous one which never seemed to wear.
“She’s really good with this stuff you know,” Smiled -Mazza-, who ensured that ramagi heard his compliment.
“Yeah, she is perfect, isn’t she?” Smiled YoinK_VineS.
“This is a laboratory,” Coughed TheJoe324, who watched ramagi mix the chemicals slowly above the Bunsen burner. “Not a flower store.”
“Roffles,” FIGMENTUM laughed at the guard’s joke. “You nearly done ramagi?”
“Just have to add a bit of this polymer and…done.”
Everyone stared at the small vial of red liquid that ramagi had produced so carefully.
“It is done. We have a cure for the virus.”

Congrats to:

-deck_head_tottie: 2,000 saves
-BonusStage: EG Brigadier General
-ShittyKitty: 9,300 B/P and 7,000 Blams
-XWayneColtX: 7,000 saves
-Denvish: Happy Birthday!
-Swive: lv 13, EG Lieutenant Colonel(YOU BETTER NOT CATCH UP TO ME)
-Qwoxyl: EG Lieutenant General
-QuikFox: EG Colonel
-carmelhadinosaur: 1,000 reviews

At 1/14/05 01:56 PM, SeeD419 wrote: Blah, blah, blah. I need to post a message somewhere so I can see my sig and get the link from it. This will in turn enable me to paste that link on 'the alliance' forums and successfully be able to post with my sig.

Couldn't you just check one of your older posts?

At 1/14/05 02:28 PM, KlBA wrote: -Mazza- for death! Wait...er...no, I don't just want -Mazza- to die because he took my part in the story. >_>

Maybe you can come back as a ghost or something :O

At 1/14/05 03:41 PM, BonusStage wrote: Yeah ... mazza is awesome :)

I agree.

At 1/15/05 03:02 AM, Alkador wrote: War of the Portal – Part 2
1 - “Solutions”

Hooray for the sequel!

At 1/14/05 01:54 PM, deck_head_tottie wrote: Just a small bundle o' joy.
2,000 protection points.

Congrats d-h-t = )

At 1/14/05 05:18 PM, BonusStage wrote: bla.....

Congrats Bonus even if you were beaten too it : )

At 1/14/05 05:29 PM, ShittyKitty wrote: Screenie time. 9300 BP's and 7000 blams. :-D

Grats some nice numbers there SK.

At 1/14/05 06:52 PM, BonusStage wrote: EK that account is supposedly able to be "owned" by all the users that email the creator (Tom_s00) i believe of the account, and ask for the password, gfox, RC, IK (i think) and a few others have all posted with that account, it's kinda like the SS account, without the stupid :D

wat , wat ,wat ! it's true i have the password to the account but i diddn't create it. I leave it to you to find out who did. Silly BonusStage

At 1/14/05 09:37 PM, XwaynecoltX wrote: oopsoe i missed out on my screenie well this one will have to do...
7,000 saves notbad i say...

Not bad indeed Congratz wayne.

At 1/15/05 12:02 AM, Swive wrote: 2 big accomplishments for me today!
-Level up to lvl. 13!
-Rank up to Lt. Colonel.

Double wammy !
Big congrats Swive, their some good acomplishments there.

At 1/15/05 01:13 AM, Qwoxyl wrote: RANK UP! EGLG!
Waring: Screenie may look too good to be true.

Wow it is too good to be true !!! Grats Qwox : )

At 1/15/05 02:27 AM, carmelhadinosaur wrote: Anyways, yesterday i had 4 submissions on RG's top 50, so that might be a congrats worthy i dunno heheh...

would it be completly against the rules if their was a LUL on retrogade ? it would probably be of use....

At 1/15/05 03:02 AM, Alkador wrote: War of the Portal – Part 2
1 - “Solutions”

Amazing story Alkador, even better becuse it think i was in it ........

Alkador congratulates:
- RageVI for reaching level 17. Do people really like nunchucks?
- Denvish for becoming Elite Guard Lieutenant General. Happy Birthday!
- cheesebizkit for reaching 500 posts. Remember: don't spam.
- BonusStage for obtaining a VP of 8.00 and becoming Elite Guard Brigadier General. I'm gonna catch up. =P
- --delteated-- for posting in here. I saw your named mentioned the other day! Good to post in here again.
- -king-o-games- for becoming an Elite Guard Staff Sergeant. Damn these low level n00bs beating me.
- ramagi for reaching the top 40 exp. Someone's soing a lot better than I am!
- Recon_Rebel for 27,000 saves. Good on you. Saves are the future of this world, so keep up the good work.
- Wi/Ht? LUL for becoming the club with thesecond most number of posts. You beat all those n00bs now.
- Slightly_Crazy_Dude for 10,000 posts! Oh man, this has to be the best feat made on this humungous list! Well done man!
- Level-Up-Lounger for reaching level 3. Can't wait until level 10.
- deck_head_tottie for reaching 2,000 protection. You're my hero. (PS. for those who don't know, I love saves).
- ShittyKitty for 7,000 blams. Silly low levelers beating me.
- XwaynecoltX for 7,000 blams as well. 3,000 to go.
- M-A-R-C-U-S for 7,000 blams and 3,000 blams a few days ago. THat probably means some kind of rank up eh?
- Swive for getting his bat and befcoming a Lieutenant Colonel. They should say Kernel.
- Qwoxyl for becoming an Elite Guard Lieutenant General. Someone's doing better than me.
- Quikfox for becoming Elite Guard Colonel. I believe that we have met someplace?
- carmelhadinosaur for reaching 1,000 reviews I think. If not, good work anyway.

My rank ups? Um, does under 1,000 exp sound good as well as a current rank of 999? I also have 1,333 saves and mep.

Never miss a day on Wi/Ht? otherwise you have longer lists on congratulations to do. I wish I hadn't missed my deposit yesterday.

Also SCD, you can do your parody, I don't mind. Thanks to Mazza and Tom who is in my story.

Alkador's Offer
Is there anyone in the top 100 who wants blam points? I rarely touch the '1' button so I felt that it might be more useful with someone else? Anyone interested?

At 1/15/05 01:13 AM, Qwoxyl wrote: RANK UP! EGLG!

shit. j00 = lots of bp.

Warning: Screenie may look too good to be true.

euhm, or not. you're missin an E!!
hahaha. i know that the BBS - being the bitch it is - wont allow the width of that whole row or writing... im always cutting off that e, damnit!

Congrats ramagi for becoming #39,

yeh well done on that Ram, exp is hard to move up in ranks when youve got so much.

Recon_Rebel for 27,000 blams, Slightly_Crazy_Dude for 10,000 posts, DHT for 2,000 protects, Bonus for EGBG, SK for 7,000 blams, Denvish for RLB-Day and 7,000 saves (and it's already 7,001! I have a Paint screenie if no one else got you a screenie), ~X~ for 7,000 saves, and Swive for EGLC and level 13.

yes yes and congrats to all of those people too!
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haha, its cool that a couple of people that post in here are right on my tail in BP...
DRD is #125 i think, ShittyKitty not far behind...
but HOT DAMN im #121! booyackasha!! hahaha.
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Alkador: nice story mate. AND I GOT A WHOLE TWO LINES!! w0000000000000!!! hahahah.
when are you going to start posting the last part up in LNL?

At 1/15/05 06:20 AM, Alkador wrote: Alkador congratulates:
- XwaynecoltX for 7,000 blams as well. 3,000 to go.

yeh... come to think of it he will probably be the first (or one of) to have all of his stats over 10,000... thus making him some sort of penta list king :P
hes got 10k reviews and blams, 7k protects, 7.7k posts, and 8.4k exp...
he will get there pretty darn soon. im saying sooner or later his experience will be his lowest stat.
if he deposits everyday, that means i estimate he will have every stat over 10k in... 160 days. 5-6 months...

- M-A-R-C-U-S for 7,000 blams and 3,000 blams a few days ago. THat probably means some kind of rank up eh?

nope.
my last rank up was at 9,500 bp. my next is at 11,000. currently at 10,417.... so 583 to go.
shouldnt take me all that long.

EK, calm down about all the Level-up-Lounger talk. 9 posts so far...c'mon man, it barely spams up anything.
______________

Congrats eveyone. I am now in the top 700 of users for Exp. Yay.

I'm about 98% sure that this pic is gonna look retarded, but I still have to post it to find out. Don't hate me if it sucks.

Love you all <3

At 1/15/05 05:33 AM, -Mazza- wrote:

At 1/14/05 01:56 PM, SeeD419 wrote: need post check sig

Couldn't you just check one of your older posts?

Or get it out of the sig section of the GG Menu. Perhaps this is part of SeeD419's plan to 'be somebody' on Newgrounds.

At 1/15/05 07:43 AM, BonusStage wrote: OMG EVERYONE ALKADOR IS NOW IN THE TOP 1000 XP GROUP SEE

Your post > my post ;_;

I'm gonna try this again. Probably gonna be bad, but can't hurt to try.

At 1/15/05 07:41 AM, HK47 wrote: Congrats eveyone. I am now in the top 700 of users for Exp. Yay.

Congrats RC

I'm about 98% sure that this pic is gonna look retarded, but I still have to post it to find out. Don't hate me if it sucks.

My hatetred for you is at boiling point !!!!! > : (

Love you all <3

<3

I'm gonna try this again. Probably gonna be bad, but can't hurt to try.

There you go, second times a charm, congrats RC top 700 : )

At 1/15/05 06:20 AM, Alkador wrote:

That was one beast of a congrats list there.

My rank ups? Um, does under 1,000 exp sound good as well as a current rank of 999? I also have 1,333 saves and mep.

Congrats Alk : )

Also SCD, you can do your parody, I don't mind. Thanks to Mazza and Tom who is in my story.

thanks <3

At 1/15/05 05:33 AM, -Mazza- wrote: -carmelhadinosaur: 1,000 reviews
At 1/15/05 06:20 AM, Alkador wrote: - carmelhadinosaur for reaching 1,000 reviews I think. If not, good work anyway.

LOLNESS!
Haha, i just checked my reviews and saw that the FORTH time i reached my 1000th review was exactly 3 months ago ROFL no real news haha...
Hehe but the closest level-up for me will be level 11 on RG 4 more days :P

Tom, hehe, maybe someday RG will have a LULol :D

Congratlolulolation to Bonus for something i forgot this instance :P

At 1/15/05 01:13 AM, Qwoxyl wrote: RANK UP! EGLG!

Christ man, you're a fucking machine!

Congrats!

Mike

Swive wrote
2 big accomplishments for me today!
-Level up to lvl. 13!
-Rank up to Lt. Colonel.
YEEHAW!

CONGRATS 2 is better then one....

Qwoxyl wrote
RANK UP! EGLG!

CONGRATS...

carmelhadinosaur wrote
im near 4,500 posts it might be a nice
NUMBer...

CONGRATS...

YoinK_VineS wrote
Congrats to the WayneColt for making 7k
saves... now he has at least 7 thousand of
everything... everything being.. exp points,
reviews, pos, blams, and saves. that
must be nice.

Ya its nice very nice haha...

Alkador story stuff

Nice story like always...

M-A-R-C-U-S wrote
if he deposits everyday, that means i estimate he
will have every stat over 10k in...
160 days. 5-6 months...

Thats not bad, i dont miss much deposits...

HK47 wrote
I am now in the top 700 of users for Exp. Yay.

CONGRATS i think heh...

~X~

Screenie

Exp. Points: 2,300
Experience: Ranked # 2,500
BLAMS: Involved in the termination of 3,771 crappy entries.
SAVES: Assisted in the protection of 1,771 quality entries.
*Both end in 771*

At 1/15/05 07:32 AM, BonusStage wrote: Heh don't complain, i am still stuck with .11 after every rank up

Yeah, but you're still a b/p point whore. Level 11 and ranked #40, thats insane, lol.

At 1/15/05 06:20 AM, Alkador wrote: - Quikfox for becoming Elite Guard Colonel. I believe that we have met someplace?

Yeah, I think the NG Army a while ago. I haven't seen you around posting in quite a while, whats been going on?

yea ! i finally lvl up !!!! im now lvl 10

WAHOO !

At 1/15/05 11:24 AM, scrap_head wrote: yea ! i finally lvl up !!!! im now lvl 10

WAHOO !

HEH CONGRATS Never seen someone so excited but hey still cool, now a long road awaits you, congrats...

~X~

At 1/15/05 11:36 AM, XwaynecoltX wrote:

At 1/15/05 11:24 AM, scrap_head wrote: yea ! i finally lvl up !!!! im now lvl 10

WAHOO !

HEH CONGRATS Never seen someone so excited but hey still cool, now a long road awaits you, congrats...

~X~

i don't think he is excited ... just i suppose that he is happy to finally have get lvl 10 ...

not like me :'(

in approx. 30 days

congrat scrap_head

At 1/15/05 11:24 AM, scrap_head wrote: yea ! i finally lvl up !!!! im now lvl 10

In retrospect, level 9 looks better than level 10, in my opinion at least. Congrats anyhow!
Keep at it and you will be surprised just how fast you move through the levels.

Mike

At 1/15/05 12:24 PM, Baron_Von_Bad_Guy wrote:

At 1/15/05 11:24 AM, scrap_head wrote: yea ! i finally lvl up !!!! im now lvl 10

In retrospect, level 9 looks better than level 10, in my opinion at least. Congrats anyhow!
Keep at it and you will be surprised just how fast you move through the levels.

Mike

nah ... lvl 10 is better then 9 because you look less newb ... my opinion ;D

OMG ITS 51 DAYS!!
Hehe, that means i'll be level 15 in about the 7.3 ^__^
Sweetness!!
Thanks NeMeSiSM66 (:)

At 1/15/05 11:24 AM, scrap_head wrote: yea ! i finally lvl up !!!! im now lvl 10
WAHOO !

Big congrats i know how it feel to escape level 9, and 10 goes very qickly.

At 1/15/05 12:43 PM, The_Protector wrote: nah ... lvl 10 is better then 9 because you look less newb ... my opinion ;D

I agree anyone can reach level 9 with relative eas by to get to level 10 it takes a bit more commmitment.

At 1/15/05 01:36 PM, Tom_s00 wrote: Big congrats i know how it feel to escape level 9, and 10 goes very qickly.

10 isn't going very quickly to me. : P
However, i think i only 3 or 4 more days left to go anyway. I want to zip through lvl 11 and 12 and 13.... 14 is my favourite number. That will be the day i tell you. I should try and figure out how many days it would approx take me to get to lvl 14.

I was surprised at how quickly I got through level 10 actually, but level 11 is going really slowly. I think I have about 28 - 29 days left of it without counting HT's additions...