397,000 Total

8.3k passed.

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I am NOT going for "Stubborn". Fuck that.

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Protip: You are allowed to buy one character for free if you have no save data, which lets you earn one medal for free.

Protip: The cookies used for the game's save data are on uploads.ungrounded.net. Deleting those to delete your save data, letting you pick up another character's medal for free.

Protip: The medals seem broken on Firefox - use Chrome if you're medal whoring.

(14/22)

Ended up needing to fuck with my autoclicker a bit to get it working - increasing delay to 50ms and turning on "emulate human click" got it working properly.

This one also requires a lot of waiting, mainly waiting for monsters to turn up in your dungeon.

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Seems two medals in this one are broken - I know "Ready to believe you" is broken for sure, but

1687 medals left. Crapload of medal points, as usual:

250,000 B/P

Legendary top spots just around the corner! Congrats good dude!

Good saves! Congrats man!

Did I miss the 8.1 one hmm... anyway Congrats on all of these + the other crapload of milestones screencap!

The roll's impressive but do get some sleep too man! XD

8.4k passed. Its full speed ahead.

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Holy shit Megaman is a nightmare. He has no pattern to his attacks, so hitting him's basically pure luck, and Damien's narrow jump arc means jumping over his Mega Buster shots is a nightmare.

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Black Eve is a carbon-copy of Megaman. 83457, you sadistic bastard.

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Protip: Damien cannot graze. If a projectile touches any part of his body, he will die. (God help him in Gensokyo.)

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Protip: Green Damien doesn't have mercy invincibility in here - end up caught in a barrage of bullets (and there's a lot of those), and your three hit points won't last long.

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Protip: Green Damien is much better at absorbing bullets than Red Damien - yellow bullets don't blend into his red body (unless you're colourblind), making it much easier to guide your hitbox into them.

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o o f, this hit pretty hard.

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Missed "Cleaning up!" first time around.

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1589 medals left.

Impressively, I managed to hit 8.5k exactly.

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I'm one medal short on this one - if anyone has a walkthrough, please send it to me and Magnus.

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Fuck that piano puzzle.

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1500 medals left. And, of course, medal points are doing well:

It was a long time coming, but I finally did it. I have reached Level 60, and am apparently the 286th user to do so according to my rank. The only stat I have left to max out is my Blam/Protect rank, and I'm about 2/3 of the way there already!

Excellent work!

8.6k passed. Gonna get some sleep now - its 1:30 AM where I live.

<I may have missed one medal with this, but I'm not 100% certain. Far as I know, I could have ran into a minor bug getting medals so damn quickly.>

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Protip: At Level 9, choose Door 4 to go to Level 10 and earn "Ninth Level".

Protip: Wall collision doesn't work if you right-click.

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Medals on this are pretty finicky - not sure how to reliably get them to pop.

1396 medals left. Medal points haven't slowed down:

Bro, how do you get so many medals so fast???

I have reached level 23

8.7k is mine.

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Short, but fuckin' brutal.

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Tried multiple times to get the white guy past the gap in level 5. Couldn't do it.

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Flappy-Fuck this.

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1300 medals left. Over 140k medal points:

I'm going pretty damn quick.

8.8k is mine - ended up getting about 50 medals an hour, by my count. Might have missed a few medals, but I'm going too fast to care right now.

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The Stroop effect is a bitch.

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There's no way in hell I'm getting to level 100.

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Protip: If you access the trophy room whilst playing a level, the trophy room will replace that current level. If you go through the portal afterwards, the game will treat it as if you finished that level.

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Protip: Level 1 is the hardest - you get past that, you're basically golden.

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My laptop's touchpad is not good enough for getting a solid score.

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1195 medals left, 143k medal points:

8.9k passed. I am going at blinding speed.

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Got bored pretty quickly.

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Got as far as phase three.

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Got to level 11 before ragequitting.

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Got to Level 6 before ragequitting.

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1100 medals left, 145k medal points:

At this rate, I should be at 10k by the end of May.

Over 9000 medals. You love to see it.

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Protip: You don't need to click anything for the secret medal - just wait long enough, and you'll get it automatically.

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Protip: Don't blow up any planets to get "Greater Than Gandhi!".

Also managed to alt-tab my way past the meteors.

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Medals are very fucky on this.

(10/11)

Chose Picornavirus and put my starting points into growth. In retrospect, I could've probably gotten away with adenovirus.

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The mouse movement mechanic threw me off pretty hard.

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If anyone knows where the hidden Mabs are, tell me and Magnus.

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994 medals left, 147k medal points:

I'm in the home stretch.

Very quick correction:

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Anyways, its 00:40 AM where I live, so I'm off to bed.

9.1k just got broken.

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Tried to get past "Chase" for a while before giving up. A combo of heavy numbers of nightmares, said nightmares somehow finding a way to avoid my gunfire and having no functioning autofire script meant it was basically impossible for me.

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Got up to Level 4 or so before giving up out of frustration. I do have the SWF, though.

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Got a little further before ragequitting this time.

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894 medals left, 149k medal points:

9.2k reached.

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797 medals left, 152k medal points:

218,000 Saves

9.3k passed. Feels like I'm slowing down. If anyone's got any easy sources of medals, go ahead and tell me.

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Luck is a bitch.

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697 medals left, 154k medal points:

87,000 B/P.

9.4k passed. Gonna try to hit 9.5k by the end of today.

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Protip: Simply starting each level will earn you its associated medal.

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Protip: The protip for True Crime 1 applies here as well.

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Those kings are virtually unkillable. Fuck me with a rake.

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This one needed two playthroughs, thanks to there being two endings.

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Medals are fucky.

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599 medals left, 156k medal points:

9.5k passed. 10k is getting so fucking close.

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Found a bug which caused pages to disappear from my inventory, rendering the game unfinishable. Kill me.

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496 medals left, 157k medal points:

5400 XP

9.6k reached. I'm going at a truly incredible speed. The Hexalist is calling.

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Protip: There are nine different sequences you can get the power-ups in. Each sequence will earn you a different medal.

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Protip: Don't feel bad about being unable to get "#1 Pooper" - the game's artist couldn't get it, either.

(5/10)

Protip: "Black Coffin" more-or-less requires you throw the Luis fight.

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Protip: Click the X in the score counter to earn "Error".

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(13/17)

Protip: "Run SNEK" seems broken as of this writing - not sure what's causing it.

397 medals away from the Hexalist. Nearly 160k medal points:

I'm going to make it. Through Hell or high water, I'm going to make it.

9.7k reached. This update seems to be missing a medal - given its only one, I'm chalking it up to NG being slow to update medal count.

(21/35)

Ran through this with an autoclicker, since actually aiming with a touchpad is near-impossible.

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Tried testing on Ruffle/Firefox, which led to medals not popping. Tried on NG Player, where my autoclicker fucked with my aim. Fuck this.

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Getting these was a bit of a struggle.

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Only one I don't have is "be rudolph" - if anyone knows how to get that, tell me.

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300 medals left, 160k medal points:

Assuming each game's giving me an average of five medals, I've got 60 games left before 10k is mine.

20,000 saves! Woohoo!

9.8k passed. I've almost made it.

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Protip: For a secret medal, click on the wolf.

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Finding all 40 coins is nearly impossible. Fuck this.

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199 medals left, 164k medal points:

selfdefiant sure is generous with 100-point medals.

9.9k reached. I'm in the final one hundred. Glory is within my grasp.

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100 medals left, 167k medal points:

selfdefiant's catalogue looks mostly tapped out - probably won't be much of an issue, but having to actively search for them will slow me down somewhat.

Tomorrow definitely isn't gonna be a blue Monday, that's for sure.

Congrats Nimhster2! On reaching the pinnacle of pinnacles! I wonder if the rank's entirely reliable, surely some users have gotten there and disappeared, but it's a top tier echelon of users for sure.

Good luck with the next step too!

YEAH! Great Gratulations Void!

...IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!

Or fixed? ;)

CONGRATS!

This is such a crazy progression... seems you really will be. Probably. Not much left now at all...

Congrats x2 good dude!

Congrats man!

Congrats MatthewMcChan!

10k medals. @Cyberdevil, I've made it.

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Had "Smarty" fail to pop first time around.

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(11/83)

Felt fitting that EBF5 would be the game that got me to 10k. Joining the series Discord was (indirectly) the reason I'm here.

10,001 medals, 169.5k (nice) medal points:

Crazy to think that I was at only 5.4k medals and 8.7k saves when this month began.

Now here I am, with my spot in the Hexalist firmly secured and with five days to spare.

I had lingering doubts that I'd never reach this milestone, but those doubts can now be firmly be put to bed.

Today definitely isn't gonna be a blue Monday - that's for fuckin' sure.

As for what I'll do next? Eh, I think I'll keep going through EBF5 - that's a damn good game.

Expect my posts in this thread to slow down a bit - with my race to the Hexalist now behind me, I can happily take my foot off the gas and get medals at my own pace.

(PS: This is just a personal hunch, but I suspect I probably hold the record for the fastest entry into the Hexalist - going by my NG Log, I was only here for 512 days before hitting 2x10K.)

(PPS: For anyone from the future looking through this post, check my NG Log stats for May 27th, 2024.)