250,000 B/P

Legendary top spots just around the corner! Congrats good dude!

Good saves! Congrats man!

Did I miss the 8.1 one hmm... anyway Congrats on all of these + the other crapload of milestones screencap!

The roll's impressive but do get some sleep too man! XD

8.4k passed. Its full speed ahead.

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Holy shit Megaman is a nightmare. He has no pattern to his attacks, so hitting him's basically pure luck, and Damien's narrow jump arc means jumping over his Mega Buster shots is a nightmare.

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Black Eve is a carbon-copy of Megaman. 83457, you sadistic bastard.

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Protip: Damien cannot graze. If a projectile touches any part of his body, he will die. (God help him in Gensokyo.)

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Protip: Green Damien doesn't have mercy invincibility in here - end up caught in a barrage of bullets (and there's a lot of those), and your three hit points won't last long.

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Protip: Green Damien is much better at absorbing bullets than Red Damien - yellow bullets don't blend into his red body (unless you're colourblind), making it much easier to guide your hitbox into them.

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o o f, this hit pretty hard.

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Missed "Cleaning up!" first time around.

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1589 medals left.

Impressively, I managed to hit 8.5k exactly.

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I'm one medal short on this one - if anyone has a walkthrough, please send it to me and Magnus.

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Fuck that piano puzzle.

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1500 medals left. And, of course, medal points are doing well:

It was a long time coming, but I finally did it. I have reached Level 60, and am apparently the 286th user to do so according to my rank. The only stat I have left to max out is my Blam/Protect rank, and I'm about 2/3 of the way there already!

Excellent work!

8.6k passed. Gonna get some sleep now - its 1:30 AM where I live.

<I may have missed one medal with this, but I'm not 100% certain. Far as I know, I could have ran into a minor bug getting medals so damn quickly.>

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Protip: At Level 9, choose Door 4 to go to Level 10 and earn "Ninth Level".

Protip: Wall collision doesn't work if you right-click.

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Medals on this are pretty finicky - not sure how to reliably get them to pop.

1396 medals left. Medal points haven't slowed down:

Bro, how do you get so many medals so fast???

I have reached level 23

8.7k is mine.

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Short, but fuckin' brutal.

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Tried multiple times to get the white guy past the gap in level 5. Couldn't do it.

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Flappy-Fuck this.

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1300 medals left. Over 140k medal points:

I'm going pretty damn quick.

8.8k is mine - ended up getting about 50 medals an hour, by my count. Might have missed a few medals, but I'm going too fast to care right now.

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The Stroop effect is a bitch.

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There's no way in hell I'm getting to level 100.

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Protip: If you access the trophy room whilst playing a level, the trophy room will replace that current level. If you go through the portal afterwards, the game will treat it as if you finished that level.

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Protip: Level 1 is the hardest - you get past that, you're basically golden.

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My laptop's touchpad is not good enough for getting a solid score.

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1195 medals left, 143k medal points:

8.9k passed. I am going at blinding speed.

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Got bored pretty quickly.

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Got as far as phase three.

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Got to level 11 before ragequitting.

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Got to Level 6 before ragequitting.

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1100 medals left, 145k medal points:

At this rate, I should be at 10k by the end of May.

Over 9000 medals. You love to see it.

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Protip: You don't need to click anything for the secret medal - just wait long enough, and you'll get it automatically.

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Protip: Don't blow up any planets to get "Greater Than Gandhi!".

Also managed to alt-tab my way past the meteors.

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Medals are very fucky on this.

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Chose Picornavirus and put my starting points into growth. In retrospect, I could've probably gotten away with adenovirus.

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The mouse movement mechanic threw me off pretty hard.

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If anyone knows where the hidden Mabs are, tell me and Magnus.

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994 medals left, 147k medal points:

I'm in the home stretch.

Very quick correction:

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Anyways, its 00:40 AM where I live, so I'm off to bed.

9.1k just got broken.

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Tried to get past "Chase" for a while before giving up. A combo of heavy numbers of nightmares, said nightmares somehow finding a way to avoid my gunfire and having no functioning autofire script meant it was basically impossible for me.

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Got up to Level 4 or so before giving up out of frustration. I do have the SWF, though.

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Got a little further before ragequitting this time.

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894 medals left, 149k medal points:

9.2k reached.

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797 medals left, 152k medal points:

218,000 Saves

9.3k passed. Feels like I'm slowing down. If anyone's got any easy sources of medals, go ahead and tell me.

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Luck is a bitch.

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697 medals left, 154k medal points:

87,000 B/P.

9.4k passed. Gonna try to hit 9.5k by the end of today.

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Protip: Simply starting each level will earn you its associated medal.

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Protip: The protip for True Crime 1 applies here as well.

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Those kings are virtually unkillable. Fuck me with a rake.

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This one needed two playthroughs, thanks to there being two endings.

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Medals are fucky.

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599 medals left, 156k medal points:

9.5k passed. 10k is getting so fucking close.

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Found a bug which caused pages to disappear from my inventory, rendering the game unfinishable. Kill me.

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496 medals left, 157k medal points:

5400 XP

9.6k reached. I'm going at a truly incredible speed. The Hexalist is calling.

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Protip: There are nine different sequences you can get the power-ups in. Each sequence will earn you a different medal.

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Protip: Don't feel bad about being unable to get "#1 Pooper" - the game's artist couldn't get it, either.

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Protip: "Black Coffin" more-or-less requires you throw the Luis fight.

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Protip: Click the X in the score counter to earn "Error".

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Protip: "Run SNEK" seems broken as of this writing - not sure what's causing it.

397 medals away from the Hexalist. Nearly 160k medal points:

I'm going to make it. Through Hell or high water, I'm going to make it.

9.7k reached. This update seems to be missing a medal - given its only one, I'm chalking it up to NG being slow to update medal count.

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Ran through this with an autoclicker, since actually aiming with a touchpad is near-impossible.

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Tried testing on Ruffle/Firefox, which led to medals not popping. Tried on NG Player, where my autoclicker fucked with my aim. Fuck this.

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Getting these was a bit of a struggle.

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Only one I don't have is "be rudolph" - if anyone knows how to get that, tell me.

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300 medals left, 160k medal points:

Assuming each game's giving me an average of five medals, I've got 60 games left before 10k is mine.

20,000 saves! Woohoo!

9.8k passed. I've almost made it.

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Protip: For a secret medal, click on the wolf.

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Finding all 40 coins is nearly impossible. Fuck this.

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199 medals left, 164k medal points:

selfdefiant sure is generous with 100-point medals.

9.9k reached. I'm in the final one hundred. Glory is within my grasp.

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100 medals left, 167k medal points:

selfdefiant's catalogue looks mostly tapped out - probably won't be much of an issue, but having to actively search for them will slow me down somewhat.

Tomorrow definitely isn't gonna be a blue Monday, that's for sure.

Congrats Nimhster2! On reaching the pinnacle of pinnacles! I wonder if the rank's entirely reliable, surely some users have gotten there and disappeared, but it's a top tier echelon of users for sure.

Good luck with the next step too!

YEAH! Great Gratulations Void!

...IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!

Or fixed? ;)

CONGRATS!

This is such a crazy progression... seems you really will be. Probably. Not much left now at all...

Congrats x2 good dude!

Congrats man!

Congrats MatthewMcChan!

10k medals. @Cyberdevil, I've made it.

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Had "Smarty" fail to pop first time around.

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Felt fitting that EBF5 would be the game that got me to 10k. Joining the series Discord was (indirectly) the reason I'm here.

10,001 medals, 169.5k (nice) medal points:

Crazy to think that I was at only 5.4k medals and 8.7k saves when this month began.

Now here I am, with my spot in the Hexalist firmly secured and with five days to spare.

I had lingering doubts that I'd never reach this milestone, but those doubts can now be firmly be put to bed.

Today definitely isn't gonna be a blue Monday - that's for fuckin' sure.

As for what I'll do next? Eh, I think I'll keep going through EBF5 - that's a damn good game.

Expect my posts in this thread to slow down a bit - with my race to the Hexalist now behind me, I can happily take my foot off the gas and get medals at my own pace.

(PS: This is just a personal hunch, but I suspect I probably hold the record for the fastest entry into the Hexalist - going by my NG Log, I was only here for 512 days before hitting 2x10K.)

(PPS: For anyone from the future looking through this post, check my NG Log stats for May 27th, 2024.)

Congrats man! You really managed this one fast, even your Saves are top topper level this particular month, impressive gains there too. Even crazier pace on medals of course. You should be listed with the next update then, 6/6.

Lingering doubts and then you get there in just a few months, man. XD

That it is! Looking forward to going through the EBF games in full some day too, they're all so good.

And you may actually be the fastest user to get onto the Hexalist too, at least since I started running it. Back in the day it's possible there were some really fast entrants too, but we didn't have medals back then, the easiest stats were either Blams or Saves or Posts initially, I imagine all but Blams usually took longer...

Personally it took me about four years to get included apparently, but just a month or two after I was on the list I was up at 4x10K stats also. ;) If you want another challenge...

Thank you, Cyberdevil! I believe it takes awhile for the server to update it. I noticed I jumped up several ranks the day after leveling up, which I assume was because some users stopped voting/depositing once they hit Level 60, haha.