At 11/15/12 08:17 AM, Bahamut wrote: At 11/14/12 11:25 PM, Metal-Therapy wrote: 25,000 saves. What a beautiful number that is. Too bad I had to go and fuck up the screen shot...

You can always, you know, edit the source code on the page just to manipulate the number. ;)

You know, that's actually a pretty good idea... Here, let me post the manipulated version.

Anyone else notice how awesome the portal was yesterday? :P

Reached 130,000 Medal points.

Coop gets baking, before congratulating:
Knuckstrike: Level 34
VJF: 130,000 Medal Points

Listening to:
Puccini - Nessun Dorma
The Sword - Maiden, Mother & Crone

At 11/15/12 08:17 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 11/15/12 04:40 AM, Coop wrote:

At 11/14/12 07:14 PM, Bahamut wrote: So it's fair to say none of the political parties are good.

Well, they could be worse, when you consider that the British Nazi Party are lurking. Fucking fascists.

Anyone who supports them deserve death, no exceptions.

You do realise that fascism is to do with running a dictatorship, right?

At least you got the pun. I still like the sound of the young ones either way.

I prefer to watch their antics, than refer to my relatives as them...

Yes, you will enjoy their antics all right.

Well, have we got a video, then?
Stand there Neil. *grabs window* Sideways on. *smashes window over Neil's head.*

Well, one like Evark was slipping away but has regained his ground for the time being. Who knows, users you've just passed could drop down all of sudden but it's really hard to predict how many high up will stop. I always think there'll be at least a few more going dormant a year.

There could be, it's a very difficult ground to predict, particularly if people are passing their accounts to others to continue, list Dream-of-Duke did, when he took hiatus to China for a few years.

It's at least safe to assume that if one shows zero deposits made on one update, it's a nice way of getting one step closer to them.

I'm happy when I see someone that's dropped 4-5 deposits in front of me. That makes a chance that I'll catch them soon.

On another note, I had only missed one deposit for my alts on the latest update. That's good of me considering the only reason those deposits were missed was because I was partying throughout the night.

Dirty stopout. Did you at least get a shag out of it?

At 11/15/12 02:27 PM, Metal-Therapy wrote: Anyone else notice how awesome the portal was yesterday? :P

Oh my 8======D

Listening to:

Manilla Road - Crystal Logic

At 11/15/12 01:11 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 11/15/12 08:17 AM, Bahamut wrote: It's like they get paid to do nothing at all.

Well, they have to advertise the "vacant job" every now and then...

Define vacant, hahahah.

At least they did get apprenticeships. This place on the other hand, complete fucking retards they are.

Yeah, but working two years for next to nothing isn't fun at all.

Better than nothing, though?

Mars?

I doubt that they have a better economy up there. :P

But you can make a start!

At 11/15/12 02:27 PM, Metal-Therapy wrote:

At 11/15/12 08:17 AM, Bahamut wrote: At 11/14/12 11:25 PM, Metal-Therapy wrote: 25,000 saves. What a beautiful number that is. Too bad I had to go and fuck up the screen shot...

You can always, you know, edit the source code on the page just to manipulate the number. ;)

You know, that's actually a pretty good idea... Here, let me post the manipulated version.

I will never remind anyone to edit source code ever again.

At 11/16/12 06:44 AM, Coop wrote:

At 11/15/12 08:17 AM, Bahamut wrote: Anyone who supports them deserve death, no exceptions.

You do realise that fascism is to do with running a dictatorship, right?

Yes, so with the BNP getting anywhere close to power is doom for us all. This country thankfully has enough brain cells to know they're bad.

Yes, you will enjoy their antics all right.

Well, have we got a video, then?
Stand there Neil. *grabs window* Sideways on. *smashes window over Neil's head.*

Personally I liked the riots the most from that show.

It's at least safe to assume that if one shows zero deposits made on one update, it's a nice way of getting one step closer to them.

I'm happy when I see someone that's dropped 4-5 deposits in front of me. That makes a chance that I'll catch them soon.

Within an update, that's always a good feeling for me but what feels even better is when you see some dropping dead.

On another note, I had only missed one deposit for my alts on the latest update. That's good of me considering the only reason those deposits were missed was because I was partying throughout the night.

Dirty stopout. Did you at least get a shag out of it?

No, my friend got all the attention when he had his first alcohol and got drunk as shit within two hours and even threw up.

New CDs!
Anthrax - Persistence of Time
Asphyx - Death... the brual way
Diva Destruction - Exposing the Sickness

At 11/16/12 02:13 PM, Bahamut wrote:

At 11/15/12 01:11 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 11/15/12 08:17 AM, Bahamut wrote: It's like they get paid to do nothing at all.

Well, they have to advertise the "vacant job" every now and then...

Define vacant, hahahah.

"vacant" as in: They say, there's a vacant job. If it's really there, nobody knows.

At least they did get apprenticeships. This place on the other hand, complete fucking retards they are.

Yeah, but working two years for next to nothing isn't fun at all.

Better than nothing, though?

Hm. Working full time for next to nothing or doing actually nothing and getting nothing... I don't know. It's like choosing between the devil and the deep blue sea (unrelated side note: I like the german idiom "choosing between cholera and pest" better...).

Mars?

I doubt that they have a better economy up there. :P

But you can make a start!

Not many customers there. Except for two rovers.

Coop gets ready for the big one today (England - Australia)

Listening to:
Iron Maiden - Journeyman
Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc
Iron Maiden - Quest for Fire

At 11/16/12 03:00 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 11/16/12 02:13 PM, Bahamut wrote:

At 11/15/12 01:11 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 11/15/12 08:17 AM, Bahamut wrote: Mars?

I doubt that they have a better economy up there. :P

But you can make a start!

Not many customers there. Except for two rovers.

Build a fuel stop?

At 11/16/12 02:13 PM, Bahamut wrote:

At 11/16/12 06:44 AM, Coop wrote:

At 11/15/12 08:17 AM, Bahamut wrote: Anyone who supports them deserve death, no exceptions.

You do realise that fascism is to do with running a dictatorship, right?

Yes, so with the BNP getting anywhere close to power is doom for us all. This country thankfully has enough brain cells to know they're bad.

I was referring to your ideology of killing fascists is in fact fascistic in itself...

And I pray that we do have enough brain cells to avoid a descent into fascism / anarchy...

Yes, you will enjoy their antics all right.

Well, have we got a video, then?
Stand there Neil. *grabs window* Sideways on. *smashes window over Neil's head.*

Personally I liked the riots the most from that show.

Wasn't that the episode where Madness were playing Our House? Motorhead's Ace of Spades performance was great, as they went to the station, IMO

It's at least safe to assume that if one shows zero deposits made on one update, it's a nice way of getting one step closer to them.

I'm happy when I see someone that's dropped 4-5 deposits in front of me. That makes a chance that I'll catch them soon.

Within an update, that's always a good feeling for me but what feels even better is when you see some dropping dead.

The one closest to me that did that did a fucking Jesus impression - iWalker.

On another note, I had only missed one deposit for my alts on the latest update. That's good of me considering the only reason those deposits were missed was because I was partying throughout the night.

Dirty stopout. Did you at least get a shag out of it?

No, my friend got all the attention when he had his first alcohol and got drunk as shit within two hours and even threw up.

Poor form. Neither of you got laid.

Isn't it kind of sad that Newgrounds is dying?

You don't have to look around the site too hard to see that this place isn't as booming as it was a few years ago. I guess NG has already reached it's prime, now we just wait for the userbase to completely diminish.

My account turns 8 years old today. I feel cranky.

At 11/16/12 06:44 AM, Coop wrote: At 11/15/12 02:27 PM, Metal-Therapy wrote: Anyone else notice how awesome the portal was yesterday? :P

Oh my 8======D

Please don't tell me that's to scale. We're talking about half a million blams here- the e-penis would clearly be much larger. :P

At 11/16/12 02:13 PM, Bahamut wrote: At 11/15/12 02:27 PM, Metal-Therapy wrote:

At 11/15/12 08:17 AM, Bahamut wrote: At 11/14/12 11:25 PM, Metal-Therapy wrote: 25,000 saves. What a beautiful number that is. Too bad I had to go and fuck up the screen shot...

You can always, you know, edit the source code on the page just to manipulate the number. ;)

You know, that's actually a pretty good idea... Here, let me post the manipulated version.

I will never remind anyone to edit source code ever again.

Hey, a man can dream can't he?

Coop prepares to decimate some more Chinese armies, while congratulating:
Metal-Therapy: 8th NG Berfday
Martin: Level 34

At 11/17/12 10:16 PM, Mr-Snrub wrote: Isn't it kind of sad that Newgrounds is dying?

You don't have to look around the site too hard to see that this place isn't as booming as it was a few years ago. I guess NG has already reached it's prime, now we just wait for the userbase to completely diminish.

*plays Metallica - Sad But True*

At 11/18/12 12:45 AM, Metal-Therapy wrote:

At 11/16/12 06:44 AM, Coop wrote: At 11/15/12 02:27 PM, Metal-Therapy wrote: Anyone else notice how awesome the portal was yesterday? :P

Oh my 8======D

Please don't tell me that's to scale. We're talking about half a million blams here- the e-penis would clearly be much larger. :P

I was on about me getting a hard on for it. Hell, I've legitimately got 30,000 of the buggers :P

Listening to:

Manilla Road - Out of the Abyss

At 11/16/12 03:00 PM, Haggard wrote: New CDs!
Anthrax - Persistence of Time

Damn good call! The last CD I bought was Enforcer's Into the Night at Angel Witch's show but before that it was Time I. My CD purchases have slowed down but for Christmas I expect to be booming around then.

At 11/16/12 02:13 PM, Bahamut wrote: Define vacant, hahahah.

"vacant" as in: They say, there's a vacant job. If it's really there, nobody knows.

The keyword is if.

Better than nothing, though?

Hm. Working full time for next to nothing or doing actually nothing and getting nothing... I don't know. It's like choosing between the devil and the deep blue sea (unrelated side note: I like the german idiom "choosing between cholera and pest" better...).

Something to the CV, though?

But you can make a start!

Not many customers there. Except for two rovers.

It can grow.

At 11/17/12 08:05 AM, Coop wrote:

At 11/16/12 02:13 PM, Bahamut wrote: Yes, so with the BNP getting anywhere close to power is doom for us all. This country thankfully has enough brain cells to know they're bad.

I was referring to your ideology of killing fascists is in fact fascistic in itself...

Oh shit, a paradox!

And I pray that we do have enough brain cells to avoid a descent into fascism / anarchy...

Same. There's just barely enough but you never know where we'll be in five years time. A better country? Nah, that's just a joke.

Personally I liked the riots the most from that show.

Wasn't that the episode where Madness were playing Our House? Motorhead's Ace of Spades performance was great, as they went to the station, IMO

Yeah, it was Madness on that episode but I forget the song. And yes, the appearance of Motorhead is indeed awesome.

Within an update, that's always a good feeling for me but what feels even better is when you see some dropping dead.

The one closest to me that did that did a fucking Jesus impression - iWalker.

Ah yes, I recalled him stopping at level 48 for ages but then returned. Once in a while we see such users but it's rare.

No, my friend got all the attention when he had his first alcohol and got drunk as shit within two hours and even threw up.

Poor form. Neither of you got laid.

What do you expect from me when I was up with some friends until 7 in the morning making jokes about the drunken one?

At 11/17/12 10:16 PM, Mr-Snrub wrote: Isn't it kind of sad that Newgrounds is dying?

I like how I know who is using this account nowadays.

New CD!

Blind Guardian - Somewhere far beyond.
I realized I hadn't it in my collection yet. A real shame.

At 11/17/12 08:05 AM, Coop wrote:

At 11/16/12 03:00 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 11/16/12 02:13 PM, Bahamut wrote:

At 11/15/12 01:11 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 11/15/12 08:17 AM, Bahamut wrote: Mars?

I doubt that they have a better economy up there. :P

But you can make a start!

Not many customers there. Except for two rovers.

Build a fuel stop?

I don't think they need that much fuel, though.

At 11/18/12 09:00 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 11/16/12 03:00 PM, Haggard wrote: New CDs!
Anthrax - Persistence of Time

Damn good call! The last CD I bought was Enforcer's Into the Night at Angel Witch's show but before that it was Time I. My CD purchases have slowed down but for Christmas I expect to be booming around then.

I have been slacking with buying CDs as well, lately.

At 11/16/12 02:13 PM, Bahamut wrote: Better than nothing, though?

Hm. Working full time for next to nothing or doing actually nothing and getting nothing... I don't know. It's like choosing between the devil and the deep blue sea (unrelated side note: I like the german idiom "choosing between cholera and pest" better...).

Something to the CV, though?

Good point. But what does it matter if nobody gives a "real" job anyway?

But you can make a start!

Not many customers there. Except for two rovers.

It can grow.

The lack of atmosphere is another thing we should look into.

Base Voting Power of 6.00, total stats above 20k, and became a Major.

funkmation is churning out an awful lot of crap

A good night was had with friends on a Sunday night.

Listening to:

Manilla Road - The Courts of Chaos

At 11/18/12 01:05 PM, Haggard wrote: New CD!

Blind Guardian - Somewhere far beyond.
I realized I hadn't it in my collection yet. A real shame.

Da hell man? I've had that for five years now.

At 11/18/12 09:00 AM, Bahamut wrote: Damn good call! The last CD I bought was Enforcer's Into the Night at Angel Witch's show but before that it was Time I. My CD purchases have slowed down but for Christmas I expect to be booming around then.

I have been slacking with buying CDs as well, lately.

Getting a job helps more but obviously that's not the case. I even had a letter today from one job application telling me I was unsuccessful. Why not just email me to say that to save the money?

Something to the CV, though?

Good point. But what does it matter if nobody gives a "real" job anyway?

Yeah, how many job vacancies that aren't bogus are actually out there...

It can grow.

The lack of atmosphere is another thing we should look into.

That can also be arranged.

Coop recovers from a long run, while congratulating:
SCTE3: Top 800 Experienced; 70,000 Total Points
Winrar1337: Base Voting Power 6.00; 20,000 Total Points; Major

At 11/18/12 09:00 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 11/17/12 08:05 AM, Coop wrote:

At 11/16/12 02:13 PM, Bahamut wrote: Yes, so with the BNP getting anywhere close to power is doom for us all. This country thankfully has enough brain cells to know they're bad.

I was referring to your ideology of killing fascists is in fact fascistic in itself...

Oh shit, a paradox!

Mwahahaha! My head was build with paradox-absorbing crumple zones.

And I pray that we do have enough brain cells to avoid a descent into fascism / anarchy...

Same. There's just barely enough but you never know where we'll be in five years time. A better country? Nah, that's just a joke.

Ah, but by then, the populous will have had a chance to oust the ConDem government and get us on the road to recovery. Even Boris Johnson speaks sense!

Personally I liked the riots the most from that show.

Wasn't that the episode where Madness were playing Our House? Motorhead's Ace of Spades performance was great, as they went to the station, IMO

Yeah, it was Madness on that episode but I forget the song. And yes, the appearance of Motorhead is indeed awesome.

In fact, all of the Young Ones were brilliant!

Within an update, that's always a good feeling for me but what feels even better is when you see some dropping dead.

The one closest to me that did that did a fucking Jesus impression - iWalker.

Ah yes, I recalled him stopping at level 48 for ages but then returned. Once in a while we see such users but it's rare.

He's not at the pace he used to maintain, but he's still annoyingly regular...

No, my friend got all the attention when he had his first alcohol and got drunk as shit within two hours and even threw up.

Poor form. Neither of you got laid.

What do you expect from me when I was up with some friends until 7 in the morning making jokes about the drunken one?

That you're naive?

At 11/19/12 09:56 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 11/18/12 01:05 PM, Haggard wrote: New CD!

Blind Guardian - Somewhere far beyond.
I realized I hadn't it in my collection yet. A real shame.

Da hell man? I've had that for five years now.

Well, back then a friend of mine copied the CD on tape for me. Later when I got Internet, I downloaded the CD, so I could listen to it on my PC... and now I realized how awesome it would be, to have this album sitting on my shelf in all it's glory.

At 11/18/12 09:00 AM, Bahamut wrote: Damn good call! The last CD I bought was Enforcer's Into the Night at Angel Witch's show but before that it was Time I. My CD purchases have slowed down but for Christmas I expect to be booming around then.

I have been slacking with buying CDs as well, lately.

Getting a job helps more but obviously that's not the case. I even had a letter today from one job application telling me I was unsuccessful. Why not just email me to say that to save the money?

Did you apply via e-mail? If so, I really wonder why they should send a letter back.

Something to the CV, though?

Good point. But what does it matter if nobody gives a "real" job anyway?

Yeah, how many job vacancies that aren't bogus are actually out there...

I think the main point is that interns are a lot cheaper than people with a yearly salary.

It can grow.

The lack of atmosphere is another thing we should look into.

That can also be arranged.

This is the first and most important thing that has to be arranged.

41,000 Saves!

35,000 experience points.

Too hot in the office this morning, Coop congratulates:
Haggard: 41,000 Saves
Painbringer: 35,000 Experience

Iv'e gotten my rank to Police Officer. How much B/P points will I need to get to the next rank?

Listening to:

Manilla Road - Mark of the Beast

At 11/19/12 02:17 PM, Coop wrote:

At 11/18/12 09:00 AM, Bahamut wrote: Oh shit, a paradox!

Mwahahaha! My head was build with paradox-absorbing crumple zones.

So how do you deal with time paradoxes? Those are most dangerous for sure.

Same. There's just barely enough but you never know where we'll be in five years time. A better country? Nah, that's just a joke.

Ah, but by then, the populous will have had a chance to oust the ConDem government and get us on the road to recovery. Even Boris Johnson speaks sense!

I for one am waiting for the next election so we get those fuckers out of number 10.

Yeah, it was Madness on that episode but I forget the song. And yes, the appearance of Motorhead is indeed awesome.

In fact, all of the Young Ones were brilliant!

I agree, although it does have some padding to it at times.

Ah yes, I recalled him stopping at level 48 for ages but then returned. Once in a while we see such users but it's rare.

He's not at the pace he used to maintain, but he's still annoyingly regular...

I too have noticed that his pace has dropped. Hey, it's hope for both of us.

What do you expect from me when I was up with some friends until 7 in the morning making jokes about the drunken one?

That you're naive?

Pretty much.

At 11/20/12 03:18 AM, Haggard wrote:

At 11/19/12 09:56 AM, Bahamut wrote: Da hell man? I've had that for five years now.

Well, back then a friend of mine copied the CD on tape for me. Later when I got Internet, I downloaded the CD, so I could listen to it on my PC... and now I realized how awesome it would be, to have this album sitting on my shelf in all it's glory.

At least you properly own the album NOW. Better late than never, they say.

Getting a job helps more but obviously that's not the case. I even had a letter today from one job application telling me I was unsuccessful. Why not just email me to say that to save the money?

Did you apply via e-mail? If so, I really wonder why they should send a letter back.

Yeah, it was an email application to them. Heh, I'm all for responses but if they were only going to tell me I didn't get the non-existent job, they may as well have emailed me.

Yeah, how many job vacancies that aren't bogus are actually out there...

I think the main point is that interns are a lot cheaper than people with a yearly salary.

Well of course they are.

That can also be arranged.

This is the first and most important thing that has to be arranged.

So economy, terraforming and population. Hmm, allow me to score with many dragonesses on Mars.

300.000 Medal Points! Made a little newspost about it. It's time for a short break now, see ya later Medal Games!

At 11/20/12 07:23 AM, iGranadoz wrote: Iv'e gotten my rank to Police Officer. How much B/P points will I need to get to the next rank?

You can see a list of b/p levels here, though the page doesn't appear to be working properly. I would suggest signing up for NGlog. :P

Also I forgot to mention my 17,000 posts.

Mmm Snapple level Fiddy's. Now I get a question box LOOK OUT WORLD!

Coop gets ready to brave the rain on a post office run, while congratulating:
Nijsse: 300,000 Medal Points
Painbringer: 17,000 Posts
BlueHippo: Level 50. The box says no.

At 11/20/12 07:23 AM, iGranadoz wrote: Iv'e gotten my rank to Police Officer. How much B/P points will I need to get to the next rank?

Poorly formatted Wikigrounds page FTL

Another 500 points get you to Police Sergeant

At 11/20/12 09:42 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 11/19/12 02:17 PM, Coop wrote:

At 11/18/12 09:00 AM, Bahamut wrote: Oh shit, a paradox!

Mwahahaha! My head was build with paradox-absorbing crumple zones.

So how do you deal with time paradoxes? Those are most dangerous for sure.

I warn myself that they're about to happen :P

Same. There's just barely enough but you never know where we'll be in five years time. A better country? Nah, that's just a joke.

Ah, but by then, the populous will have had a chance to oust the ConDem government and get us on the road to recovery. Even Boris Johnson speaks sense!

I for one am waiting for the next election so we get those fuckers out of number 10.

Well, we've suffered for 2.5 years, so we're halfway through their official maximum, though place advance bets that the next election will be around May 2014.

Ah yes, I recalled him stopping at level 48 for ages but then returned. Once in a while we see such users but it's rare.

He's not at the pace he used to maintain, but he's still annoyingly regular...

I too have noticed that his pace has dropped. Hey, it's hope for both of us.

Oh yeah. We can get up there, it's just going to take time.

What do you expect from me when I was up with some friends until 7 in the morning making jokes about the drunken one?

That you're naive?

Pretty much.

Tsk tsk tsk.

Experience rank #48.

Again it was fast, but the next one could take a little longer.

Listening to:

Manilla Road - The Circus Maximus

At 11/20/12 09:19 PM, BlueHippo wrote: Mmm Snapple level Fiddy's. Now I get a question box LOOK OUT WORLD!

And all of sudden the earth is threatened by a tiny box... Wait, this happened in Doctor Who already!

At 11/21/12 04:21 AM, Coop wrote:

At 11/20/12 09:42 AM, Bahamut wrote: So how do you deal with time paradoxes? Those are most dangerous for sure.

I warn myself that they're about to happen :P

I wouldn't mind watching the whole universe burn from it. :P

I for one am waiting for the next election so we get those fuckers out of number 10.

Well, we've suffered for 2.5 years, so we're halfway through their official maximum, though place advance bets that the next election will be around May 2014.

I sure as hell hope so. I'm sure it'll happen if Cameron and Clegg's relationship still doesn't work out then.

I too have noticed that his pace has dropped. Hey, it's hope for both of us.

Oh yeah. We can get up there, it's just going to take time.

See, I do have hope.

Pretty much.

Tsk tsk tsk.

At least we had our fun.

9th NG birthday = today. That means next year is the big 10.

Coop wonders if this toothache could be terminal for one of his wisdoms. Congratulations to:
Painbringer: #48 most experienced
Cootie: 8.00 Base Voting Power
SmashLuigiFan1: 80,000 Medal Points
GoryBlizzard: 9th NG Berfday

At 11/21/12 07:49 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 11/21/12 04:21 AM, Coop wrote:

At 11/20/12 09:42 AM, Bahamut wrote: So how do you deal with time paradoxes? Those are most dangerous for sure.

I warn myself that they're about to happen :P

I wouldn't mind watching the whole universe burn from it. :P

You're just a fucking Dalek dragon, aren't you?

I for one am waiting for the next election so we get those fuckers out of number 10.

Well, we've suffered for 2.5 years, so we're halfway through their official maximum, though place advance bets that the next election will be around May 2014.

I sure as hell hope so. I'm sure it'll happen if Cameron and Clegg's relationship still doesn't work out then.

All Cameron has to do is keep being a cunt to the Liberals, while allowing the cretin who would barely pass a maths GCSE to fuck up the exchequer. On those criteria, he's doing a first-rate job :P