Coop works over the cricket statistics, noting that he's off to a flier. Congratulations to:
SCTE3: 66,666 Total Points
fuzzum111: Level 37

At 5/30/12 10:10 AM, Gagsy wrote:

At 5/29/12 04:03 AM, Coop wrote: Gagsy: 6th NG Berfday - Remember what it was like, when you were six?

Real six? Care Bears man, and Polly Pocket. God to be 6 again..

I had a werebear at some stage. The jingle was fucking freaky

http://youtu.be/orU5mpppzh4

At 5/30/12 12:44 PM, Bahamut wrote: First day at the new work. Interesting to say the least. I had someone falling over on me while I was going through some policy & procedure readings. No scratches from me but the other person wasn't stable with his walking.

So, you're working for Herbert the Pervert, from Family Guy?

At 5/30/12 04:05 AM, Coop wrote:

At 5/29/12 10:44 AM, Bahamut wrote: I've probably said this before but I expected you to have gotten that by now... Did you get Welcome 2 My Nightmare on disc?

Yes, that one I got, courtesy of Classic Rock Magazine.

You know, I don't bother with the Classic Rock magazines. Just give me the CD and sod the magazine.

Yes, but for you and W2MN, it would have been a case of burn it. Burn it now.

Actually, it's loud, louder, even louder and extremely loud.

You missed out loudest.

I was getting there.

But I beat you to it.

Last night I passed 111,111 medal points.

I'm also poised for another milestone today or tomorrow, and a couple more shortly thereafter.

Listening to:

Sonata Arctica - Stones Grow Her Name

At 5/30/12 03:44 PM, Gagsy wrote:

At 5/30/12 12:44 PM, Bahamut wrote: I'm glad you like it. Not as appreciated as it probably should be.

Let me make up for my lack of appropriate praise using my.. 'talents'.

Now I wonder when this will be fulfilled.

At 5/30/12 06:04 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 5/30/12 12:44 PM, Bahamut wrote: And now for my next wish...

Gagsy on your dick again? Now that's something I cannot help you with.

You didn't help me with my job anyway. As for what's going on, that hasn't quite happened yet.

So how was the original yellow background for you? The one with cleavage, that is.

Distracting. So I blocked it. :P

Very distracting so I can understand.

But you can miss the stop if you sleep too long.

I think I talked with Auz about that. Linving in a city with a superb public transportation system I have learned one thing: Wake up when it's time to get off the bus/train. Usually I wake up one station before I have to get off. I only missed my station twice in the entire time I have short naps on the train. Once I got up too late, didn't realize my mistake at first and changed to the line I had to take anyway (my luck that it was possible to change lines on that station as well).
Second time I remember, I got out too early, realized my mistake and got back on the train again before the doors closed. *phew*

I like to oversleep so it's bad for me.

At 5/31/12 05:19 AM, Coop wrote:

At 5/30/12 12:44 PM, Bahamut wrote: First day at the new work. Interesting to say the least. I had someone falling over on me while I was going through some policy & procedure readings. No scratches from me but the other person wasn't stable with his walking.

So, you're working for Herbert the Pervert, from Family Guy?

Thankfully not - the guy wasn't THAT old. :P

You know, I don't bother with the Classic Rock magazines. Just give me the CD and sod the magazine.

Yes, but for you and W2MN, it would have been a case of burn it. Burn it now.

I'd rather not touch it at all, simple as that.

I was getting there.

But I beat you to it.

You thought I was done but more Motorhead loudness had to be stated. Say, I wonder if the umlauts with ö work now.

Sgt. First Class acquired.

The same rank I had on my old account before abandoning it; achieved in less than half the time.

At 5/31/12 01:12 PM, Bahamut wrote:

At 5/30/12 06:04 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 5/30/12 12:44 PM, Bahamut wrote: And now for my next wish...

Gagsy on your dick again? Now that's something I cannot help you with.

You didn't help me with my job anyway. As for what's going on, that hasn't quite happened yet.

I was operating behind the scenes when you got your job. But please keep silent about that.

So how was the original yellow background for you? The one with cleavage, that is.

Distracting. So I blocked it. :P

Very distracting so I can understand.

If even a dragon can understand this, it must be VERY distracting. But on the other hand, I much rather look at real cleavages anyway...

But you can miss the stop if you sleep too long.

I think I talked with Auz about that. Linving in a city with a superb public transportation system I have learned one thing: Wake up when it's time to get off the bus/train. Usually I wake up one station before I have to get off. I only missed my station twice in the entire time I have short naps on the train. Once I got up too late, didn't realize my mistake at first and changed to the line I had to take anyway (my luck that it was possible to change lines on that station as well).
Second time I remember, I got out too early, realized my mistake and got back on the train again before the doors closed. *phew*

I like to oversleep so it's bad for me.

Same here. But somehow I'm always awake right on time when I have to get off the train.

05/31/12 09:13 PM
Level 50

33,000 B/P Points.

"You entered the top 200 in B/P Points. Outstanding!"
Guess a lot of people stop voting on the Under Judgement flashes after they hit Supreme Commander.

Top 1,000 B/P :D

Coop tries to pry more of Rome away from those tricksy Borgias, while congratulating:
DiMono: 111,111 Medal Points
Winrar1337: Sergeant 1st Class
GUTHRIE: Level 50
Jolly: 33,000 B/P
sushi13: Top 200 B/Per
Decky: Top 1,000 B/Per
SCTE3: 7.77 Base Voting Power; 1,500 Audio Review Responses

At 5/31/12 01:12 PM, Bahamut wrote:

At 5/31/12 05:19 AM, Coop wrote:

At 5/30/12 12:44 PM, Bahamut wrote: First day at the new work. Interesting to say the least. I had someone falling over on me while I was going through some policy & procedure readings. No scratches from me but the other person wasn't stable with his walking.

So, you're working for Herbert the Pervert, from Family Guy?

Thankfully not - the guy wasn't THAT old. :P

Herbert, the younger years.

You know, I don't bother with the Classic Rock magazines. Just give me the CD and sod the magazine.

Yes, but for you and W2MN, it would have been a case of burn it. Burn it now.

I'd rather not touch it at all, simple as that.

Fair enough.

I was getting there.

But I beat you to it.

You thought I was done but more Motorhead loudness had to be stated. Say, I wonder if the umlauts with Ãf¶ work now.

Answers on a postcard, kids.

18,000 saves
30,000 total points

And I'm really close to a couple more. It's going to be a very good first week of June.

Make that a mere five days for this work. I won't be in next Thursday due to the place being closed then so I'm only working Wednesday and Friday next week and that's it. Hopefully the agency will be quick to find something else for me.

Listening to:

Primordial - Journey's End

At 5/31/12 06:12 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 5/31/12 01:12 PM, Bahamut wrote: You didn't help me with my job anyway. As for what's going on, that hasn't quite happened yet.

I was operating behind the scenes when you got your job. But please keep silent about that.

I don't really believe you're granting these wishes for me. Appear as a genie when I see you and then I'll be convinced.

Very distracting so I can understand.

If even a dragon can understand this, it must be VERY distracting. But on the other hand, I much rather look at real cleavages anyway...

And there was a time when we had hentai ads. And besides, you have a wife. :P

I like to oversleep so it's bad for me.

Same here. But somehow I'm always awake right on time when I have to get off the train.

Good for you but it's easy for me to screw up. Well, that's unless I happen to be going to the last stop.

At 5/31/12 09:21 PM, GUTHRIE wrote: 05/31/12 09:13 PM
Level 50

The box actually looks good with blue and purple auras. Shame gold aura sucks with it.

At 6/1/12 10:41 AM, Coop wrote:

At 5/31/12 01:12 PM, Bahamut wrote: Thankfully not - the guy wasn't THAT old. :P

Herbert, the younger years.

He needed more perversion. Maybe in his later years.

You thought I was done but more Motorhead loudness had to be stated. Say, I wonder if the umlauts with ÃffÃ'¶ work now.

Answers on a postcard, kids.

Wow, that's even worse than how much they fucked up the sterling pound sign. That's why I had to edit my sig. I used an umlaut for the word mod. It looked really metal but redesign made it shit.

Hey, here's a random one: I've earned medals in 555 different games.

At 6/1/12 03:16 PM, Bahamut wrote:

At 5/31/12 06:12 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 5/31/12 01:12 PM, Bahamut wrote: You didn't help me with my job anyway. As for what's going on, that hasn't quite happened yet.

I was operating behind the scenes when you got your job. But please keep silent about that.

I don't really believe you're granting these wishes for me. Appear as a genie when I see you and then I'll be convinced.

Note to self: Get a nice Genie costume before you meet up with Bahamut.

Very distracting so I can understand.

If even a dragon can understand this, it must be VERY distracting. But on the other hand, I much rather look at real cleavages anyway...

And there was a time when we had hentai ads. And besides, you have a wife. :P

Yes, the hentai ads.. those where the days! Also, I may be married, but I'm not blind. :P

I like to oversleep so it's bad for me.

Same here. But somehow I'm always awake right on time when I have to get off the train.

Good for you but it's easy for me to screw up. Well, that's unless I happen to be going to the last stop.

When I get home late at night (and a little drunk) I don't dare sleeping on the train. But when going to work or to the Uni, I can't help it most of the time, heh.
But yeah, it depends on how much time you lose when you wake up too late. Would be very shitty if the next stop is 20 minutes away.

Listening to:

Nile - Annhilation of the Wicked

At 6/1/12 04:41 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 6/1/12 03:16 PM, Bahamut wrote: I don't really believe you're granting these wishes for me. Appear as a genie when I see you and then I'll be convinced.

Note to self: Get a nice Genie costume before you meet up with Bahamut.

That's funny, I've seen a card in Magic that looks like the genie from Aladdin but really pissed off.

And there was a time when we had hentai ads. And besides, you have a wife. :P

Yes, the hentai ads.. those where the days! Also, I may be married, but I'm not blind. :P

And I'm single still... Yeah, life has to be pretty sucky for me at times.

Good for you but it's easy for me to screw up. Well, that's unless I happen to be going to the last stop.

When I get home late at night (and a little drunk) I don't dare sleeping on the train. But when going to work or to the Uni, I can't help it most of the time, heh.
But yeah, it depends on how much time you lose when you wake up too late. Would be very shitty if the next stop is 20 minutes away.

One Christmas my dad fell asleep on the bus and by the time he woke up he was back at the Birkenhead station and asked the driver if the bus even started. It went a complete lap and he was asleep all that time.

Coop wonders at the bank holiday weather, while congratulating:
DiMono: 18,000 Saves; 30,000 Total Points; Medals in 555 Games

Listening to:
Nine Inch Nails - The COllector

At 6/1/12 03:16 PM, Bahamut wrote: Make that a mere five days for this work. I won't be in next Thursday due to the place being closed then so I'm only working Wednesday and Friday next week and that's it. Hopefully the agency will be quick to find something else for me.

Well, at least you've got some work - it beats being on the Rock 'n' Roll!

At 6/1/12 10:41 AM, Coop wrote:

At 5/31/12 01:12 PM, Bahamut wrote: Thankfully not - the guy wasn't THAT old. :P

Herbert, the younger years.

He needed more perversion. Maybe in his later years.

Ah, so you're saying that his life was quite vanilla, until he found the wonders of watching younger boys?

You thought I was done but more Motorhead loudness had to be stated. Say, I wonder if the umlauts with ÃfffÃf'Ã'¶ work now.

Answers on a postcard, kids.

Wow, that's even worse than how much they fucked up the sterling pound sign. That's why I had to edit my sig. I used an umlaut for the word mod. It looked really metal but redesign made it shit.

Get someone to make a sig with it in.

Listening to:

Black Sabbath - Sabbath Bloody Sabbath

Recieved my order from Amazon today. Got "Sabbath Bloody Sabbath" and "Heaven And Hell", which concludes my Sabbath collection for the time being. I think the next band I should get more albums from is Bolt Thrower.

At 6/2/12 05:18 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 6/1/12 04:41 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 6/1/12 03:16 PM, Bahamut wrote: I don't really believe you're granting these wishes for me. Appear as a genie when I see you and then I'll be convinced.

Note to self: Get a nice Genie costume before you meet up with Bahamut.

That's funny, I've seen a card in Magic that looks like the genie from Aladdin but really pissed off.

Mahamoti Djinn?

And there was a time when we had hentai ads. And besides, you have a wife. :P

Yes, the hentai ads.. those where the days! Also, I may be married, but I'm not blind. :P

And I'm single still... Yeah, life has to be pretty sucky for me at times.

Don't worry. I got my first girlfriend when I was 22, just when I thought that for me all hope was lost. Now I'm married and we are thinking about having children. Life does that to you sometimes.

Good for you but it's easy for me to screw up. Well, that's unless I happen to be going to the last stop.

When I get home late at night (and a little drunk) I don't dare sleeping on the train. But when going to work or to the Uni, I can't help it most of the time, heh.
But yeah, it depends on how much time you lose when you wake up too late. Would be very shitty if the next stop is 20 minutes away.

One Christmas my dad fell asleep on the bus and by the time he woke up he was back at the Birkenhead station and asked the driver if the bus even started. It went a complete lap and he was asleep all that time.

What's even more shitty: Falling asleep and then waking up when the train is on the siding. I have a friend who told me that it happened to him once.

Or a different story: Someone - who lives in a hard to reach suburb - got on a train and then changed over to a bus. The bus ride took about an hour and he fell asleep. When he woke up at the last bus stop his first thought was: "All right, I finally made it to the central station!" then he realized that the central station is the exact same station where he catched the train earlier on.

Ranked as: Commander.

1 more level to go.

Level 38!

Listening to:

Racer X - Technical Difficulties

At 6/2/12 06:23 AM, Coop wrote:

At 6/1/12 03:16 PM, Bahamut wrote: Make that a mere five days for this work. I won't be in next Thursday due to the place being closed then so I'm only working Wednesday and Friday next week and that's it. Hopefully the agency will be quick to find something else for me.

Well, at least you've got some work - it beats being on the Rock 'n' Roll!

Unfortunately, some of the work has been extremely slow. Oh well, I only have another two days and hopefully the next job will be busier.

He needed more perversion. Maybe in his later years.

Ah, so you're saying that his life was quite vanilla, until he found the wonders of watching younger boys?

I suppose.

Wow, that's even worse than how much they fucked up the sterling pound sign. That's why I had to edit my sig. I used an umlaut for the word mod. It looked really metal but redesign made it shit.

Get someone to make a sig with it in.

But I like my dragon sig already. No-one on the BBS should ever make a dragon angry and that picture sic represents that well.

At 6/2/12 08:22 AM, Haggard wrote: Recieved my order from Amazon today. Got "Sabbath Bloody Sabbath" and "Heaven And Hell", which concludes my Sabbath collection for the time being. I think the next band I should get more albums from is Bolt Thrower.

A fair choice. Unfortunately, I had lost one CD of theirs due to Royal Mail's incompetence.

At 6/2/12 05:18 AM, Bahamut wrote: That's funny, I've seen a card in Magic that looks like the genie from Aladdin but really pissed off.

Mahamoti Djinn?

Nah, that's not it. It may have been a Djinn creature, though.

And I'm single still... Yeah, life has to be pretty sucky for me at times.

Don't worry. I got my first girlfriend when I was 22, just when I thought that for me all hope was lost. Now I'm married and we are thinking about having children. Life does that to you sometimes.

And I turn 22 next month. Hmm, could be my turn but I know where my expectations are right now.

Or a different story: Someone - who lives in a hard to reach suburb - got on a train and then changed over to a bus. The bus ride took about an hour and he fell asleep. When he woke up at the last bus stop his first thought was: "All right, I finally made it to the central station!" then he realized that the central station is the exact same station where he catched the train earlier on.

Again: Don't sleep on trains unless it's going to a straight destination. Dosing off while riding a train to London is fine with me.

At 6/3/12 07:29 AM, Odyssic wrote: In waiting for this place to perk up yesterday, I forgot about doing a list and still today only two people have posted. Ah well, I was playing Persona 4.

It's hard when activity just goes downhill more and more.

Coop enjoys a fulfilling lunch, before congratulating:
Tycrane: Commander
sushi13: Level 38

At 6/3/12 07:29 AM, Odyssic wrote: In waiting for this place to perk up yesterday, I forgot about doing a list and still today only two people have posted.

Yeah, that's kind of like me today, except I've been playing Assassin's Creed Brotherhood.

I'm now in the top 4,000 for experience.

Also, I got 10,000 medal points for this week's update, over my total from the previous update. I'm not sure, but I think it's the first time that's ever been done.

Regarding the "I'm single" discussion, I broke up with my girlfriend (still best friends) about a year ago, and am still single since then, having turned 32 last Saturday (real life level-up!). The boat is large, and 22 is a pretty good age to be in it.

At 6/3/12 08:30 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 6/2/12 08:22 AM, Haggard wrote: Recieved my order from Amazon today. Got "Sabbath Bloody Sabbath" and "Heaven And Hell", which concludes my Sabbath collection for the time being. I think the next band I should get more albums from is Bolt Thrower.

A fair choice. Unfortunately, I had lost one CD of theirs due to Royal Mail's incompetence.

I orderer Red Dead Redemption a while back from zavvi.com (they are located in the UK), but I never recieved that game. Don't know who fucked up here, though. Royal Mail or the Deutsche Post. Anyway, zavvi was nice enough to give me my money back.

At 6/2/12 05:18 AM, Bahamut wrote: That's funny, I've seen a card in Magic that looks like the genie from Aladdin but really pissed off.

Mahamoti Djinn?

Nah, that's not it. It may have been a Djinn creature, though.

Hm, that's the only one I can think of. I think they changed the image of that card, so here's a link to the image I had in mind: http://static.starcitygames.com/sales/cardscans/MAGCED/maham oti_djinn.jpg

And I'm single still... Yeah, life has to be pretty sucky for me at times.

Don't worry. I got my first girlfriend when I was 22, just when I thought that for me all hope was lost. Now I'm married and we are thinking about having children. Life does that to you sometimes.

And I turn 22 next month. Hmm, could be my turn but I know where my expectations are right now.

Let me guess, your expactations are really low? Trust me, I know exactly how you feel. Sadly, "always expect the unexpected" is the only advice I can give you here.

Or a different story: Someone - who lives in a hard to reach suburb - got on a train and then changed over to a bus. The bus ride took about an hour and he fell asleep. When he woke up at the last bus stop his first thought was: "All right, I finally made it to the central station!" then he realized that the central station is the exact same station where he catched the train earlier on.

Again: Don't sleep on trains unless it's going to a straight destination. Dosing off while riding a train to London is fine with me.

If you always have to get off at the same stations for a few years, you kind of condition yourself during that time. So dozing off is a good way to pass some time, once you are conditioned enough, heh.

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Kreator - Phantom Antichrist

At 6/3/12 09:37 AM, DiMono wrote: Regarding the "I'm single" discussion, I broke up with my girlfriend (still best friends) about a year ago, and am still single since then, having turned 32 last Saturday (real life level-up!). The boat is large, and 22 is a pretty good age to be in it.

Let's just say that's where I've been all this time. Almost had one in 2009 but I just knew it would go all wrong before it even started. I'm to the point that if God is indeed out there, I feel he is doing this just to taunt me.

At 6/3/12 10:34 AM, Haggard wrote:

At 6/3/12 08:30 AM, Bahamut wrote: A fair choice. Unfortunately, I had lost one CD of theirs due to Royal Mail's incompetence.

I orderer Red Dead Redemption a while back from zavvi.com (they are located in the UK), but I never recieved that game. Don't know who fucked up here, though. Royal Mail or the Deutsche Post. Anyway, zavvi was nice enough to give me my money back.

Royal Fail it is. Well, I'll cut them some slack as last week they were delivering things faster than usual. I suppose with an extra push before the Jubilee weekend, they'd have their rewards.

Nah, that's not it. It may have been a Djinn creature, though.

Hm, that's the only one I can think of. I think they changed the image of that card, so here's a link to the image I had in mind: http://static.starcitygames.com/sales/cardscans/MAGCED/maham oti_djinn.jpg

A-ha! I found the one:
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiver seid=19797

And I turn 22 next month. Hmm, could be my turn but I know where my expectations are right now.

Let me guess, your expactations are really low? Trust me, I know exactly how you feel. Sadly, "always expect the unexpected" is the only advice I can give you here.

And even then I get some hunches of something happening. 2009 is a great example with the one where we never got off. I recalled her asking me if I had any love interest in her and that was a month or two after originally meeting her. I wasn't sure at the time but a few months later, a huger hint was dropped when during an MSN convo, a friend of mine said "You should have dated Andy!" Then I knew of the possibility.

Again: Don't sleep on trains unless it's going to a straight destination. Dosing off while riding a train to London is fine with me.

If you always have to get off at the same stations for a few years, you kind of condition yourself during that time. So dozing off is a good way to pass some time, once you are conditioned enough, heh.

It's easier to sleep on a coach. More time to catch sleep there,

Coop considers baking a cake, while congratulating:
DiMono: 22nd Birthday (loltypo); 10,000 Medal Points
Nemo103: 5,000 Saves
Tally1989: 16,000 B/P
Powerage: 21,000 Experience
xRiskiiyxBlaze: Level 27

Listening to:
Led Zeppelin - Stairway to Heaven

At 6/4/12 07:06 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 6/3/12 10:34 AM, Haggard wrote:

At 6/3/12 08:30 AM, Bahamut wrote: Again: Don't sleep on trains unless it's going to a straight destination. Dosing off while riding a train to London is fine with me.

If you always have to get off at the same stations for a few years, you kind of condition yourself during that time. So dozing off is a good way to pass some time, once you are conditioned enough, heh.

It's easier to sleep on a coach. More time to catch sleep there,

Well, on the train to London from Kidderminster, I managed to get about an hour's sleep, but the rest was spent in Mongolia, with the Ghengis Khan trilogy. A much more productive use of my time, I felt :P

While I'm here, I may as well mention my latest milestone:

76,000 Saves