Back to B/Ping again today, to good to be true?

In saying that I'll probably not get more than 50 points. Has the portal really gotten this bad?

Watching:
The Host (2006) - Great monster film

Congrats Haggard on 50000 B/P

I'll start listing again soon, or how is the procedure these days?

At 6/3/11 04:30 AM, Coop wrote: Yes, you'll get to 10,000 Blams. Help us out. Search Revolution and bump that thread in General, to keep people working toward it.

I've got 6 today :/ And I will bumpity bump it

I hope that the countdown won't last very long. We'll see, as I have no control over it.
Right, enough clues!

Hmmm? I have no clue

Aaw *stops greasing the ban stick*

I suppose banning me would just be what I want, maybe you can make me compulsorily post at least once or I get a right buggering with the freshly greased ban stick?

Why do I even suggest such things....

At 6/3/11 08:06 AM, Bahamut wrote: Konami had their pre-E3 conference and they've announced HD upgrades for Metal Gear Solid and Silent Hill. Why is this good to me? Because not only will there be achievements to play them in different ways than before, it's less reason to swap around with the PS2 because my PS3 can't play PS2 games.

I am gonna get them so hard, I got all of the dog tags in 2, and looks like I'll probably have to do it again :/

Listening to:
Thin Lizzy - Jailbreak

Excellent song, but I am a tad biased

Fire up Portal Guard and hit the 0 button hard!

Way ahead of ya, but I've like 6 so far, it'll take me a year at this rate. Another excuse to stay around :P

Who said you were safe? :P

I'm gonna get really drunk and start spamming general, but it'll probably be nothing worse than what the majority would post there so there's no point :P

Heh, I can't even enjoy the third one. Just give me Princes of the Universe and These Are the Days of Our Lives and I'm all settled.

I always found Princes of the Universe that best thing about Highlander, even though strangely out of place too

Mayyyybe. Say, got any plans for the London meet? It does say you are attending.

Initially after the Ireland meet, where I got a little too drunk on Guinness :P Viridis and I would dead set on going, but he needs a passport and it'll cost him too much. And I need money for going back to college in September, but if I earn enough money between no and then I'll definitely be going.

Shanus, if you go to the London meet this year, I'll definitely have to go. So basically make sure you get it all sorted so that we can both go and I can drink Guinness with a real Irish person.

You passed 15000 Saves. Way to go!

16

Coop prepares for sunburn, while congratulating:

Listening to:
John Denver - The Music Is You
Elgar - Nimrod
AC/DC - She Likes Rock 'N Roll
Jolly: 15,000 Saves

At 6/3/11 05:48 AM, Odyssic wrote:

At 6/3/11 04:30 AM, Coop wrote: 16

It hasn't moved, ughhhhh, what is it?

And it still hasn't moved >:(

At 6/3/11 08:06 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 6/2/11 06:36 PM, Shanus wrote: And as I've not been banned by Coop, Bahamut or Auz, all is forgiven for my absence?

Who said you were safe? :P

My bad, though it did lull him into a false sense of security.

At 6/3/11 12:44 PM, reverend wrote:

At 6/2/11 04:11 AM, Coop wrote:

At 6/1/11 11:06 PM, reverend wrote:

At 6/1/11 04:06 AM, Coop wrote: "I don't think you have anything to worry about. These people seem really mild-mannered."

"They are mild. In fact, you're soaking in one right now"

"Sorry!"

"You touched me in ways I never felt possible!"

I think we beat down this episode enough.

Alright, I watched this one this morning:

My fellow Earthicans. After meeting with top voodoo economists, I have decided to refund our silk surplus to you, the taxpayers. That's right! I've sent you each 300 buckeroos in the form of a tricky dick fun bill. Knock yourselves out!

At 6/3/11 07:21 PM, Shanus wrote:

At 6/3/11 04:30 AM, Coop wrote: Yes, you'll get to 10,000 Blams. Help us out. Search Revolution and bump that thread in General, to keep people working toward it.

I've got 6 today :/ And I will bumpity bump it

12 was a very nice number yesterday. Hopefully, I can get myself up there quick enough

I hope that the countdown won't last very long. We'll see, as I have no control over it.

Right, enough clues!

Hmmm? I have no clue

I know, but the walls have ears. Someone might work it out.

Aaw *stops greasing the ban stick*

I suppose banning me would just be what I want, maybe you can make me compulsorily post at least once or I get a right buggering with the freshly greased ban stick?

No, you've forsaken it, no lube for you! >:(

At 6/3/11 10:25 PM, NEVR wrote: Shanus, if you go to the London meet this year, I'll definitely have to go. So basically make sure you get it all sorted so that we can both go and I can drink Guinness with a real Irish person.

I've not drunk Guinness for years. I'll dust off the old Phil Lynott impression if that does happen.

At 6/2/11 06:36 PM, Shanus wrote:

At 6/2/11 10:34 AM, Auz wrote: You're still one of us. Trust me, once you go there, you can never go back

I was going to disagree with you but then I realized I'm agreeing by writing back and I've started so I might as well carry one :P

Told ya.

At 6/3/11 04:30 AM, Coop wrote:

At 6/2/11 06:16 PM, Auz wrote: Now that was a pretty awesome film in my opinion. I don't get why there were still (relatively) so many complaints about it. From what I've heard everything from the book was basically in there, they could've hardly adapted it any better.

I thought it stayed almost rigidly faithful to the story, which was what you get when the director is a fan of the graphic novel.

Yeah, I heard the only difference was something with a giant space squid at the ending, but the ending of the film sounded much better to me.

Might be because it's Zack Snyder directing, but come on... I know the guy overuses that slowmo effect in action scenes, but at least give him some credit when he delivers a good film.

I still wanna get that book someday by the way. Been on my list of things to read for years now.

The part when he did that in the Rorschach scene, sliding over the boards and striking the matches was good though. He's a good director and Watchmen was only a positive thing in my books.

Not sure which scene that was again. Was that when he was fighting someone and put him on fire with a can of deodorant (after striking the matches)?

At 6/3/11 08:06 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 6/2/11 06:16 PM, Auz wrote: Sure it is. You're without a job right? That should at least entitle you to some support.

Yeah but it's only Jobseeker Allowance.

Oh well, that's at least something.

Yeah that's a good thing. Still, it's a shame they make newcomers feel so unwelcome.

There's always the art forum to get some help on improving your artistic abilities.

But isn't that where that problem occurs? I don't know, I only read that Garden Wall topic and it was brought up by several people that they felt very unwelcome when they first started posting there.

Good idea. I suggest:
-No more claiming stolen videos are your own work

This.

-No more misleading videos that try to direct you to other websites (to watch this and this)

This!

-No more whoring out your own videos to get a higher viewcount.

THIS!

-No more Youtube poop

MOTHERFUCKING THIS!

-And for the love of God get rid of the comment system. The dumbness there is just unbearable sometimes.

Oh hell yeah! Even so, I still think Last.fm outsucks YouTube for comment intelligence.

Is that even possible? I always thought Youtube would be the dumbest community on the internet.

At 6/3/11 12:44 PM, reverend wrote:

At 6/2/11 06:16 PM, Auz wrote: Oh well, we're not planning to have kids. Hopefully that'll keep us young of spirit.

To be honest, I don't think anybody plan to have their first one. :P

That is true :p

That part cracked us up the first time we saw the commercial.

I didn't link it to Kill Bill yet, despite the fact that I've seen the film multiple times now. It sounded very familiar though, it's probably a pretty famous music piece.

It took me a sec to figure out where it was from and had to read the comments to see the specific track name. But yeah, when you are in a highly competitive market like the beer industry you have to really promote your product to get an edge.

I love how a lot of beer manufacturers are trying to promote their products with hilarious commercials. Especially underlining that beer is for men :p

I see.

Yeah we also have Granny Smith, which we indeed mostly use for apple pies. Not sure about Red Delicious. I think most people buy Jonagold and Elstar here since they're often the cheapest.

I never heard of those two varieties. It must be a local European variety or they are just a limited here.

Could be that they're from Holland. That would explain why they're so cheap (and so out of season in the winter/spring).

21,000 Posts

It's when you find stuff to talk about that these milestones come around quickly.

At 6/2/11 10:34 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 6/2/11 06:49 AM, Haggard wrote: I need help again. I need someone who can deposit for me from next Thursday (the 9th) to Sunday (yes, that's 4 days).

Fire me up.

Great.

At 6/1/11 06:49 AM, Bahamut wrote: Then I wish to find out. Don't worry if you can't make it this weekend.

This weekend should be no problem (time to make up my mind then ^^), but I won't be able to post an update next weekend, as I will be away.

And you wrote a review as well? That's some productivity. I obviously understand there being no post next weekend.

Sometimes I am very productive. Now I only have to make sure to post the next letter in the Metal-ABC today or tomorrow. ^^

Heh, I might be able to tolerate it in that case. Well, if it's weaker than Rivalry then maybe not. By that album you could tell Running Wild were running out of ideas.

If you mean "Rolf" by "Running Wild", then he ran out of ideas after "Under Jolly Roger". I don't think the other band members where really involved in the song writing.

Nah, Pile of Skulls and Black Hand Inn are great albums.

And yet they sound exactly the same, even though there was a new guitarrist and a new drummer on Black Hand Inn.

So should police forces but the government made cuts on them. If my house gets fucking burgled, I know who to blame. If anything, with less police to help out with crime, I should have the right to beat any intruders to death.

Only in America.

You can always say it was an act of selfe defence. I'm not really sure if "Mega Flare" falls under "selfe defence", though. ^^

There's a problem with self defence in this country. Someone actually got arrested for beating up a burglar who invaded his home.

I guess there's a thin line between "self sefence" and "violent behaviour".

Good thing I don't speak German in that case.

But you are missing out on a great joke!

I already died from the joke once.

Yes, but it loses half of it funnyness (is that even a word?). The rest is lost in translation.

Then you don't know shit about the true value of gold.

But then, I'm not a dragon.

It's great being a dragon.

Dragons will die out in a few centuries.

At 6/2/11 06:16 PM, Auz wrote:

At 6/2/11 06:49 AM, Haggard wrote: I need help again. I need someone who can deposit for me from next Thursday (the 9th) to Sunday (yes, that's 4 days).

Well I'd say just send Bahamut, me and Coop a PM again.

Will do.

At 6/1/11 04:11 PM, Auz wrote: "Eh... maybe we should call the guys from riot control..."

"You think they want to joind in on the fun?"

"Sure. Hank told me he loves whacking some numbskulls."

*makes a call*
"Yeah, we have some issues here... yeah... yeah, make sure you bring the BIG weapons!"

"Von 99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont"

"Denkst du vielleicht grad an mich
dann singe ich ein Lied für dich."

"Von 99 Luftballons
Und dass sowas von sowas kommt"

*starts playing that awesome bass line*

>:(

/:

|: |

#;-}>

I'm sure that according to himself it was all the medias fault.

Nah, only the manager who blew the money.

Well how come that manager got so much of his money then hmm?

Because he was authorized.

At 5/24/11 05:09 PM, Auz wrote: At 5/24/11 05:12 AM, Haggard wrote:

Would be quite a coincidence if you just happened to keep the same level icon after new levels have been implanted.

Well, in that case, the rage guy has something to say about it...

Rage guy needs some anger management therapy =/

But he can be quiet, if he's asked. See that "rage guy in library" picture I posted some days ago.

At 6/2/11 05:22 PM, Haggard wrote: 50000 B/P!

Coolio!

Gangsta's Paradise?

At 6/2/11 06:36 PM, Shanus wrote:

At 6/2/11 06:49 AM, Haggard wrote: Well, have you expected something else? >:(

Of course not, just nice to see things are as awesome as ever :P

<3

Oh, btw. I bought the "Fear and Loathing" book when I was on vacation in Scotland last time. ^^

How'd you find it? Hard to read but awesome?

Yeah, that description covers the experience quite well.

Especially if it's such a pleasant surprise. ;)

I'm getting scared now ;)

You should still know that the LUL is full of hot and sweaty man love! ;)

Are you going to post more regularly again? ^^

It seems that way, I've been getting bored on the internet and this was always a good home for me. And you've made me feel welcome already :P

<3 again

At 6/3/11 04:30 AM, Coop wrote: Haggard: 50,000 B/P

Thanks!

At 6/2/11 06:49 AM, Haggard wrote: I need help again. I need someone who can deposit for me from next Thursday (the 9th) to Sunday (yes, that's 4 days).

Rinse & repeat?

YAY!

At 6/1/11 04:11 PM, Auz wrote:

At 6/1/11 03:17 AM, Haggard wrote:

At 5/30/11 04:56 PM, Auz wrote:

"Hast du etwas Zeit für mich
dann singe ich ein Lied für dich
...."

"Von 99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont"

"Denkst du vielleicht grad an mich
dann singe ich ein Lied für dich."

I always preferred Goldfinger's version over Nena, but it's still a great song.

Yeah, the Goldfinger cover is a surprisingly good cover.

At 6/3/11 08:06 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 6/2/11 05:22 PM, Haggard wrote: 50000 B/P!

Excellent work! It's a good time as ever to be happy!

I am not happy, because my blam count hardly moves at all, even though I'm voting 0 on so many crappy things, but most of that shit passes anyway.

At 6/3/11 07:21 PM, Shanus wrote: Congrats Haggard on 50000 B/P

Thanks!

At 6/4/11 04:49 AM, Coop wrote:

At 6/3/11 05:48 AM, Odyssic wrote:

At 6/3/11 04:30 AM, Coop wrote: 16

It hasn't moved, ughhhhh, what is it?

And it still hasn't moved >:(

I checked your responses and it doesn't seem to be any of those as well. :(

At 6/3/11 05:48 AM, Odyssic wrote: Congrats to:
Haggard: 50,000 B/P

Thanks!

3000 posts :)
It's too bad I posted this when I had over 3000 posts, but this was a good milestone. I'm aiming for 10000, and in a year it'll be as good as mine :D

Is there a forum which you can access when you have 10000 posts, or are those lies?

To the Opeth fans out there, the band have announced the title for the new album is Heritage. Sounds very Opeth-ish but what really took me by surprise is the album artwork. I find it particularly interesting since it's rather contrast to the rest of the albums.

Listening to:

Turisas - The Varangian Way

At 6/3/11 07:21 PM, Shanus wrote:

At 6/3/11 08:06 AM, Bahamut wrote: Konami had their pre-E3 conference and they've announced HD upgrades for Metal Gear Solid and Silent Hill. Why is this good to me? Because not only will there be achievements to play them in different ways than before, it's less reason to swap around with the PS2 because my PS3 can't play PS2 games.

I am gonna get them so hard, I got all of the dog tags in 2, and looks like I'll probably have to do it again :/

I'm not sure how much of MGS2 I'll play but MGS3 easily deserves a strong playthrough or two.

Listening to:
Thin Lizzy - Jailbreak

Excellent song, but I am a tad biased

I was listening to the Jailbreak album. ;)

Fire up Portal Guard and hit the 0 button hard!

Way ahead of ya, but I've like 6 so far, it'll take me a year at this rate. Another excuse to stay around :P

Of course! Help us out with blamming crap and get some blams for your reward.

Who said you were safe? :P

I'm gonna get really drunk and start spamming general, but it'll probably be nothing worse than what the majority would post there so there's no point :P

I'll ban you if that happens just so you'll be safe. :P

Heh, I can't even enjoy the third one. Just give me Princes of the Universe and These Are the Days of Our Lives and I'm all settled.

I always found Princes of the Universe that best thing about Highlander, even though strangely out of place too

I haven't even watched Highlander. I'm tempted, though.

Mayyyybe. Say, got any plans for the London meet? It does say you are attending.

Initially after the Ireland meet, where I got a little too drunk on Guinness :P Viridis and I would dead set on going, but he needs a passport and it'll cost him too much. And I need money for going back to college in September, but if I earn enough money between no and then I'll definitely be going.

Here's hoping you get your money issues solved.

At 6/3/11 10:25 PM, NEVR wrote: Shanus, if you go to the London meet this year, I'll definitely have to go. So basically make sure you get it all sorted so that we can both go and I can drink Guinness with a real Irish person.

And I thought I'd have been happy enough with Gagsy and Coop. All we need now is a gaming bar and we're all set.

At 6/4/11 04:57 AM, Auz wrote:

At 6/3/11 08:06 AM, Bahamut wrote: Yeah but it's only Jobseeker Allowance.

Oh well, that's at least something.

It is but they're very strict on that benefit.

There's always the art forum to get some help on improving your artistic abilities.

But isn't that where that problem occurs? I don't know, I only read that Garden Wall topic and it was brought up by several people that they felt very unwelcome when they first started posting there.

Yeah, it's an issue that's been brought up. Hopefully that's all been cleared.

Oh hell yeah! Even so, I still think Last.fm outsucks YouTube for comment intelligence.

Is that even possible? I always thought Youtube would be the dumbest community on the internet.

When almost any artist page is subject to trolling (hardly anyone can make a negative comment in a mature manner) and everyone thinks it's funny to copy and paste something someone has already said and adding a [2] at the end or however amount of people that agreed with one comment, it's an eyesore to look through. A great example is Dethklok for the "STOPS COPIES ME!" line.

At 6/4/11 05:33 AM, Haggard wrote:

At 6/2/11 10:34 AM, Bahamut wrote: And you wrote a review as well? That's some productivity. I obviously understand there being no post next weekend.

Sometimes I am very productive. Now I only have to make sure to post the next letter in the Metal-ABC today or tomorrow. ^^

Do it or die!

Nah, Pile of Skulls and Black Hand Inn are great albums.

And yet they sound exactly the same, even though there was a new guitarrist and a new drummer on Black Hand Inn.

It's as if you haven't even tried those albums. They stand out the most from all the Running Wild albums.

There's a problem with self defence in this country. Someone actually got arrested for beating up a burglar who invaded his home.

I guess there's a thin line between "self sefence" and "violent behaviour".

But if someone ties up a family and steals their stuff, they deserve to be beaten to death. The problem with this country is how soft we are towards fucking criminals out of everything. A fair portion of those who are locked up right now deserve capital punishment.

I already died from the joke once.

Yes, but it loses half of it funnyness (is that even a word?). The rest is lost in translation.

Then I won't be able to die again from the joke.

It's great being a dragon.

Dragons will die out in a few centuries.

NO THEY WON'T!

At 6/4/11 05:44 AM, Odyssic wrote:

At 6/3/11 08:06 AM, Bahamut wrote: Konami had their pre-E3 conference and they've announced HD upgrades for Metal Gear Solid and Silent Hill. Why is this good to me? Because not only will there be achievements to play them in different ways than before, it's less reason to swap around with the PS2 because my PS3 can't play PS2 games.

It was awesome, and the trailer for MGS HD was trailer. When it was said that it was coming to Xbox also, that was the highlight for me. Silent Hill HD sounds good as well, I would love to play it but I'm a scared.

Trust me, Silent Hill 2 is like kindergarten Halloween in comparison to Silent Hill 3. A lot may praise Silent Hill 2 for its storyline (which is excellent) and horror value but Silent Hill 3 is scary in almost every way.

I'm back to BBS modding, though Wade seems to have accidentally removed my review modship in the process, lol.

At 6/4/11 06:35 AM, Bahamut wrote: And I thought I'd have been happy enough with Gagsy and Coop. All we need now is a gaming bar and we're all set.

You're another one who will be getting charged up on Guinness at the meet if I have anything to say about it.

At 6/4/11 04:49 AM, Coop wrote: I've not drunk Guinness for years. I'll dust off the old Phil Lynott impression if that does happen.

I imagine your Phil Lynott impression, after the 6th or 7th pint, to look something like this...

Ireland win at football, Happy Days :P

At 6/3/11 10:25 PM, NEVR wrote: Shanus, if you go to the London meet this year, I'll definitely have to go. So basically make sure you get it all sorted so that we can both go and I can drink Guinness with a real Irish person.

Luis will probably not let me drink Guinness again, but with all this talk of the meet you're kinda forcing me to go :P Would be good to shake the hands of people though, and maybe pickle some livers :P

At 6/4/11 04:49 AM, Coop wrote: My bad, though it did lull him into a false sense of security.

I'm gonna get such a hard time on the BBS, auto lock all the topics I post on :P

12 was a very nice number yesterday. Hopefully, I can get myself up there quick enough

Got 8 in the end, it's gonna take me years. I haven't really B/Ped since I got Sup Commander. So it's nice to be back, even though the portal is quite different than I remember.

No, you've forsaken it, no lube for you! >:(

If the stick does exist I may not like to meet mods in person, may not be able to sit right after

I've not drunk Guinness for years. I'll dust off the old Phil Lynott impression if that does happen.

This can only end in a drunken mess, oh the memories we'll make and forget :P

At 6/4/11 04:57 AM, Auz wrote: Told ya.

I'll probably just disappear as mysteriously as I returned :P

At 6/4/11 05:33 AM, Haggard wrote: <3

Super gay <3 ;)

Yeah, that description covers the experience quite well.

Hunter S. Thompson was pretty unique
an example
He was a legend

You should still know that the LUL is full of hot and sweaty man love! ;)

Yeah, we've just got a little older, I wonder if anyone new wants to join the love :P

<3 again

What I said above, but harder :P

At 6/4/11 06:35 AM, Bahamut wrote: To the Opeth fans out there, the band have announced the title for the new album is Heritage. Sounds very Opeth-ish but what really took me by surprise is the album artwork. I find it particularly interesting since it's rather contrast to the rest of the albums.

It will be amazing, can't wait :D

I'm not sure how much of MGS2 I'll play but MGS3 easily deserves a strong playthrough or two.

I have to finish my subsistence play through of that, great game, Peacewalker will be fun too, as I've not played it

I was listening to the Jailbreak album. ;)

SOOOOOOOO GOOD :)

Of course! Help us out with blamming crap and get some blams for your reward.

I tried to blam loads yesterday, but it still got through, only a couple of submissions were what I would consider quality :(

I'll ban you if that happens just so you'll be safe. :P

Sweet, but just make it a few hours, nothing too drastic :)

I haven't even watched Highlander. I'm tempted, though.

It's alright, very '80s and action. Makes not sense really, but Christopher Lambert and Sean Connery are in it, how can you go wrong, RAIDEN & JAMES BOND :P

Here's hoping you get your money issues solved.

Well I'll have the money, just how much will it cost and will it be worth my while :P

And I thought I'd have been happy enough with Gagsy and Coop. All we need now is a gaming bar and we're all set.

I've always wanted to go to London, and a gaming bar sounds awesome

At 6/4/11 09:24 AM, NEVR wrote: I'm back to BBS modding, though Wade seems to have accidentally removed my review modship in the process, lol.

Another person I have to try not annoy :P

I imagine your Phil Lynott impression, after the 6th or 7th pint, to look something like this...

I do not get the reference :P

But in all seriousness I don't think Luis will let me drink Guinness after last time

Level 24

22,000 Sexperience points.

15

Go and listen to my new audio:

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Coop is happy, now that he has a hot date, while congratulating:

Sanjeev98: 3,000 Posts. lol

Addict: Lieutenant

SCTE3: 5,000 Blams; 13,337 Posts

Space-Whale: 4,000 Posts

sandwich-eater: Level 24

gamejunkie: 22,000 Experience

Listening to:
Iron Maiden - Dance of Death
Iron Maiden - Man on the Edge
Offspirng - Neocon

Thank you to:
Odyssic

At 6/4/11 04:57 AM, Auz wrote:

At 6/3/11 04:30 AM, Coop wrote:

At 6/2/11 06:16 PM, Auz wrote: Now that was a pretty awesome film in my opinion. I don't get why there were still (relatively) so many complaints about it. From what I've heard everything from the book was basically in there, they could've hardly adapted it any better.

I thought it stayed almost rigidly faithful to the story, which was what you get when the director is a fan of the graphic novel.

Yeah, I heard the only difference was something with a giant space squid at the ending, but the ending of the film sounded much better to me.

Yeah - Veidt creates a race of super mutated squid, who he tries to use to convince people of an upcoming alien invasion - in the film, this is substituted for a recreation of Dr. Manhattan's powers, thus suggesting that he could be far worse than any nuclear war.

Might be because it's Zack Snyder directing, but come on... I know the guy overuses that slowmo effect in action scenes, but at least give him some credit when he delivers a good film.

I still wanna get that book someday by the way. Been on my list of things to read for years now.

The part when he did that in the Rorschach scene, sliding over the boards and striking the matches was good though. He's a good director and Watchmen was only a positive thing in my books.

Not sure which scene that was again. Was that when he was fighting someone and put him on fire with a can of deodorant (after striking the matches)?

Yeah, as he slides to a half, he brings up the book of matches and makes a makeshift flamethrower.

At 6/4/11 05:33 AM, Haggard wrote:

At 6/4/11 04:49 AM, Coop wrote:

At 6/3/11 05:48 AM, Odyssic wrote:

At 6/3/11 04:30 AM, Coop wrote: 16

It hasn't moved, ughhhhh, what is it?

And it still hasn't moved >:(

I checked your responses and it doesn't seem to be any of those as well. :(

In your desparation to see the facts, you miss the bigger picture. Yes, it is statistical. No, you've not named it yet.

At 6/4/11 05:44 AM, Odyssic wrote:

At 6/4/11 04:49 AM, Coop wrote: Listening to:
Jolly: 15,000 Saves

MMM

I was tired, I was getting antsy about asking a girl out on a date. What can I say.

And it still hasn't moved >:(

MMMMMMMM

It's not the stats of me making mistakes. The countdown would go a lot quicker, otherwise :P

At 6/4/11 09:24 AM, NEVR wrote: I'm back to BBS modding, though Wade seems to have accidentally removed my review modship in the process, lol.

You can have vanilla, but not strawberry, dammit! >:(

At 6/4/11 04:49 AM, Coop wrote: I've not drunk Guinness for years. I'll dust off the old Phil Lynott impression if that does happen.

I imagine your Phil Lynott impression, after the 6th or 7th pint, to look something like this...

Nah, I don't have the hair for this.

At 6/4/11 06:49 PM, Shanus wrote:

At 6/4/11 04:49 AM, Coop wrote: My bad, though it did lull him into a false sense of security.

I'm gonna get such a hard time on the BBS, auto lock all the topics I post on :P

Now would we really do that? Only you can find out.

12 was a very nice number yesterday. Hopefully, I can get myself up there quick enough

Got 8 in the end, it's gonna take me years. I haven't really B/Ped since I got Sup Commander. So it's nice to be back, even though the portal is quite different than I remember.

Yeah, there's a lot less on there and there seems to be more crap.

No, you've forsaken it, no lube for you! >:(

If the stick does exist I may not like to meet mods in person, may not be able to sit right after

Football in Hyde Park?

I've not drunk Guinness for years. I'll dust off the old Phil Lynott impression if that does happen.

This can only end in a drunken mess, oh the memories we'll make and forget :P

That's the spirit!

Morbid Angel, one of the pioneers of death metal decides to do something different with their new album (the first one in eight years) by making techno/industrial/electronica "death metal". Umm, what the fuck is this shit? Good thing I didn't buy the album since if it was on its way to my house, I'd have destroyed the disc right away.

Listening to:

Porcupine Tree - In Absentia

At 6/4/11 09:24 AM, NEVR wrote: I'm back to BBS modding, though Wade seems to have accidentally removed my review modship in the process, lol.

Haha, that happened to me when he made me a forum mod except instead of review modship, I was no longer a genre/icon mod. I was like "Am I not to do this anymore?" Good thing he restored them for me since otherwise, I wouldn't have made 5,000 icons since March. :P

At 6/4/11 06:35 AM, Bahamut wrote: And I thought I'd have been happy enough with Gagsy and Coop. All we need now is a gaming bar and we're all set.

You're another one who will be getting charged up on Guinness at the meet if I have anything to say about it.

True that. I need to fire up some Guinness to get on stage.

At 6/4/11 06:49 PM, Shanus wrote:

At 6/4/11 06:35 AM, Bahamut wrote: To the Opeth fans out there, the band have announced the title for the new album is Heritage. Sounds very Opeth-ish but what really took me by surprise is the album artwork. I find it particularly interesting since it's rather contrast to the rest of the albums.

It will be amazing, can't wait :D

I'm sure it'll be different. That's what the album cover suggests. Hell, this album will have the highest quantity of tracks in any Opeth album to date.

I'm not sure how much of MGS2 I'll play but MGS3 easily deserves a strong playthrough or two.

I have to finish my subsistence play through of that, great game, Peacewalker will be fun too, as I've not played it

There are a few MGS PSP titles out there but I'm glad Peace Walker is making its way to PS3. Gives me less reasons to pick up a PSP or even the upcoming handheld.

Of course! Help us out with blamming crap and get some blams for your reward.

I tried to blam loads yesterday, but it still got through, only a couple of submissions were what I would consider quality :(

Yeah, we're living in a very sad age right now.

Here's hoping you get your money issues solved.

Well I'll have the money, just how much will it cost and will it be worth my while :P

Will it be worth your while? Think that for a second.

And I thought I'd have been happy enough with Gagsy and Coop. All we need now is a gaming bar and we're all set.

I've always wanted to go to London, and a gaming bar sounds awesome

Nah, I was referring to the gaming bar in Manchester. There needs to be something like that in London but since there isn't, we'll have to wait until the next Manchester meet.

At 6/5/11 06:51 AM, Odyssic wrote:

At 6/4/11 06:35 AM, Bahamut wrote: Trust me, Silent Hill 2 is like kindergarten Halloween in comparison to Silent Hill 3. A lot may praise Silent Hill 2 for its storyline (which is excellent) and horror value but Silent Hill 3 is scary in almost every way.

You know, this is the first time I've read something good about Silent Hill 3. People don't really talk about Silent Hill 3, compared to 1 or 2.

The problem is they talk about Silent Hill 2 too much. I even read a review in a magazine saying SH3 is better than the second title and I agree, especially for its horror value. Well, I suppose that's why not many talk about SH3. :P

Listening to:
Running Wild - White Buffalo

At 6/4/11 06:35 AM, Bahamut wrote: To the Opeth fans out there, the band have announced the title for the new album is Heritage. Sounds very Opeth-ish but what really took me by surprise is the album artwork. I find it particularly interesting since it's rather contrast to the rest of the albums.

Definitely looks interesting.

At 6/4/11 05:33 AM, Haggard wrote:

At 6/2/11 10:34 AM, Bahamut wrote: And you wrote a review as well? That's some productivity. I obviously understand there being no post next weekend.

Sometimes I am very productive. Now I only have to make sure to post the next letter in the Metal-ABC today or tomorrow. ^^

Do it or die!

I already died at least once.

Nah, Pile of Skulls and Black Hand Inn are great albums.

And yet they sound exactly the same, even though there was a new guitarrist and a new drummer on Black Hand Inn.

It's as if you haven't even tried those albums. They stand out the most from all the Running Wild albums.

I'm not saying they don't stand out. I'm saying you can't tell which song is from what album by listening to it, because soundwise they are interchangeable (ie "Is 'White Buffalo' on Pile or on Black Hand?"). And that's what I'm critizinging Rolf for. He has had lots and lots of different musicians in his band, yet all albums sound more or less the same.

There's a problem with self defence in this country. Someone actually got arrested for beating up a burglar who invaded his home.

I guess there's a thin line between "self sefence" and "violent behaviour".

But if someone ties up a family and steals their stuff, they deserve to be beaten to death. The problem with this country is how soft we are towards fucking criminals out of everything. A fair portion of those who are locked up right now deserve capital punishment.

You know, I'm against death sentence. I am also against self-administered justice in general, even though I can understand when someone rather takes matters in his own hands...

I already died from the joke once.

Yes, but it loses half of it funnyness (is that even a word?). The rest is lost in translation.

Then I won't be able to die again from the joke.

You would if you'd learn some german.

It's great being a dragon.

Dragons will die out in a few centuries.

NO THEY WON'T!

Ha! They will!

At 6/4/11 06:49 PM, Shanus wrote:

At 6/4/11 05:33 AM, Haggard wrote: <3

Super gay <3 ;)

Big Gay Al would be proud.

Yeah, that description covers the experience quite well.

Hunter S. Thompson was pretty unique
an example
He was a legend

Nice.

You should still know that the LUL is full of hot and sweaty man love! ;)

Yeah, we've just got a little older, I wonder if anyone new wants to join the love :P

I don't know, we've been pretty low on new members lately.

<3 again

What I said above, but harder :P

Faster! Harder! Gayer! LUL!

At 6/5/11 07:51 AM, Coop wrote:

At 6/4/11 05:33 AM, Haggard wrote:

At 6/4/11 04:49 AM, Coop wrote:

At 6/3/11 05:48 AM, Odyssic wrote:

At 6/3/11 04:30 AM, Coop wrote: 16

It hasn't moved, ughhhhh, what is it?

And it still hasn't moved >:(

I checked your responses and it doesn't seem to be any of those as well. :(

In your desparation to see the facts, you miss the bigger picture. Yes, it is statistical. No, you've not named it yet.

So, is it your Exp Rank, then? You are close to the top 100.

lol 29

At 6/4/11 04:49 AM, Coop wrote: My fellow Earthicans. After meeting with top voodoo economists, I have decided to refund our silk surplus to you, the taxpayers. That's right! I've sent you each 300 buckeroos in the form of a tricky dick fun bill. Knock yourselves out!

"No cheap crack houses for me no more!"

At 6/4/11 04:57 AM, Auz wrote: I love how a lot of beer manufacturers are trying to promote their products with hilarious commercials. Especially underlining that beer is for men :p

Well it is men who commonly drink beer or make most of the beer buying decisions. Most women tend to have sweet mixed drinks.

Could be that they're from Holland. That would explain why they're so cheap (and so out of season in the winter/spring).

Yeah that could be as well. I'll look around and see if they are even offered here. Red Delicious to me is what you typically think of when eating an apple; sweet and juicy.

At 6/4/11 05:23 AM, Coop wrote: 21,000 Posts

It's when you find stuff to talk about that these milestones come around quickly.

Grats Coop!

They do come around quickly, yes, but I find climbing to the big 10k no easy feet.

At 6/4/11 05:33 AM, Haggard wrote:

At 6/2/11 06:16 PM, Auz wrote:

At 6/1/11 04:11 PM, Auz wrote:

"Sure. Hank told me he loves whacking some numbskulls."

*makes a call*
"Yeah, we have some issues here... yeah... yeah, make sure you bring the BIG weapons!"

"Shall I bring the watercannon?"

"Von 99 Luftballons
Und dass sowas von sowas kommt"

*starts playing that awesome bass line*

"99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Hielt man fuer UFOs aus dem All
Darum schickte ein General"

|: |

#;-}>

<:o)

*honk*

Well how come that manager got so much of his money then hmm?

Because he was authorized.

I don't see why he would do that in the first place. When it comes to money, you can't really trust anyone.

At 5/24/11 05:09 PM, Auz wrote: At 5/24/11 05:12 AM, Haggard wrote:

Rage guy needs some anger management therapy =/

But he can be quiet, if he's asked. See that "rage guy in library" picture I posted some days ago.

Oh yeah. That one I liked.

At 6/2/11 05:22 PM, Haggard wrote: 50000 B/P!

Coolio!

Gangsta's Paradise?

"Bin spendin most their lifes livin in a Gangster's Paradise"

No I wasn't refering to that.

At 6/4/11 06:35 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 6/4/11 04:57 AM, Auz wrote: Oh well, that's at least something.

It is but they're very strict on that benefit.

Hey, if you're entitled to it, there's not much they can do is there?

But isn't that where that problem occurs? I don't know, I only read that Garden Wall topic and it was brought up by several people that they felt very unwelcome when they first started posting there.

Yeah, it's an issue that's been brought up. Hopefully that's all been cleared.

Yeah hopefully. No need to be a dick towards new people.

Is that even possible? I always thought Youtube would be the dumbest community on the internet.

When almost any artist page is subject to trolling (hardly anyone can make a negative comment in a mature manner) and everyone thinks it's funny to copy and paste something someone has already said and adding a [2] at the end or however amount of people that agreed with one comment, it's an eyesore to look through. A great example is Dethklok for the "STOPS COPIES ME!" line.

Oh boy. Somewhere in the 1,100ths already. Is there a way to disable comments? I'd be pretty sick of putting up with that bullshit after a while.

Fortunately not everybody is joining in.

At 6/4/11 06:49 PM, Shanus wrote:

At 6/4/11 04:57 AM, Auz wrote: Told ya.

I'll probably just disappear as mysteriously as I returned :P

But that's okay, cause we know you'll be crawling back to us again sooner or later.

At 6/5/11 01:05 PM, reverend wrote:

At 6/4/11 04:57 AM, Auz wrote: I love how a lot of beer manufacturers are trying to promote their products with hilarious commercials. Especially underlining that beer is for men :p

Well it is men who commonly drink beer or make most of the beer buying decisions. Most women tend to have sweet mixed drinks.

Or wine. Well usually they switch to that as they get a bit older (like in their 20s).

Though in America that might be a bit different as the drinking age is 21.

Could be that they're from Holland. That would explain why they're so cheap (and so out of season in the winter/spring).

Yeah that could be as well. I'll look around and see if they are even offered here. Red Delicious to me is what you typically think of when eating an apple; sweet and juicy.

Kanzi apples are kinda like that too. Though not as sweet as other apples, but they are a bit firmer for a better bite.

Vegeta! What does the scouter say about his B/P level?!

IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAANNDDDDD!

(9,000 Saves)

At 6/4/11 06:49 PM, Shanus wrote: Another person I have to try not annoy :P

Don't worry, favouritism wins out every time :o

Level 20.

This account is 3 years old.

Time on NG: 3 year(s), 0 month(s) and 0 day(s) (=1095 days)

Yeaya! Level 5!!!!!

At 6/6/11 12:23 AM, Jolly wrote: This account is 3 years old.

Time on NG: 3 year(s), 0 month(s) and 0 day(s) (=1095 days)

Colonel B/P rank.

Level 50 + General!

55,555 B/P points

14

Coop comes back down to earth, with a better than expected landing, just in time to congratulate:
Spoopy: Level 29
Addict: 45,000 Medal Points
Tycrane: 9,000 B/P
xRiskiiyxBlaze: Level 20
Jolly: 3rd NG Berfday; Colonel
ixfd64: Level 50; General
Pokemonpoeguygcn: 55,555 B/P

Listening to:
Metallica - Fade To Black

Thank you to:
Auz

At 6/5/11 08:16 AM, Bahamut wrote: Morbid Angel, one of the pioneers of death metal decides to do something different with their new album (the first one in eight years) by making techno/industrial/electronica "death metal". Umm, what the fuck is this shit? Good thing I didn't buy the album since if it was on its way to my house, I'd have destroyed the disc right away.

I'm almost tempted to listen out of morbid curiosity.

At 6/5/11 08:38 AM, Haggard wrote:

At 6/5/11 07:51 AM, Coop wrote:

At 6/4/11 05:33 AM, Haggard wrote:

At 6/4/11 04:49 AM, Coop wrote:

At 6/3/11 05:48 AM, Odyssic wrote:

At 6/3/11 04:30 AM, Coop wrote: 16

It hasn't moved, ughhhhh, what is it?

And it still hasn't moved >:(

I checked your responses and it doesn't seem to be any of those as well. :(

In your desparation to see the facts, you miss the bigger picture. Yes, it is statistical. No, you've not named it yet.

So, is it your Exp Rank, then? You are close to the top 100.

Not all stats are presented in black and yellow ;)

At 6/5/11 01:05 PM, reverend wrote:

At 6/4/11 04:49 AM, Coop wrote: My fellow Earthicans. After meeting with top voodoo economists, I have decided to refund our silk surplus to you, the taxpayers. That's right! I've sent you each 300 buckeroos in the form of a tricky dick fun bill. Knock yourselves out!

"No cheap crack houses for me no more!"

"Very good sir. Shall I pre-warm sir's crack pipe?"

Metal Monday 2011 - Week 23: Bathory - Baptised in Fire and Ice

Listening to:

Judas Priest - Ram It Down

At 6/5/11 08:38 AM, Haggard wrote: Listening to:
Running Wild - White Buffalo

Good song!

At 6/4/11 06:35 AM, Bahamut wrote: Do it or die!

I already died at least once.

Oh yeah, so you did. Well, at least you did the latest one and I liked it.

It's as if you haven't even tried those albums. They stand out the most from all the Running Wild albums.

I'm not saying they don't stand out. I'm saying you can't tell which song is from what album by listening to it, because soundwise they are interchangeable (ie "Is 'White Buffalo' on Pile or on Black Hand?").

I can easily tell White Buffalo is on Pile of Skulls.

Then I won't be able to die again from the joke.

You would if you'd learn some german.

In this case I won't. That'll prevent me from dying from it.

NO THEY WON'T!

Ha! They will!

HA! THEY WON'T!

At 6/5/11 02:39 PM, Auz wrote:

At 6/4/11 06:35 AM, Bahamut wrote: It is but they're very strict on that benefit.

Hey, if you're entitled to it, there's not much they can do is there?

Well, they could at least make it easier on the public rather than catering for themselves.

When almost any artist page is subject to trolling (hardly anyone can make a negative comment in a mature manner) and everyone thinks it's funny to copy and paste something someone has already said and adding a [2] at the end or however amount of people that agreed with one comment, it's an eyesore to look through. A great example is Dethklok for the "STOPS COPIES ME!" line.

Oh boy. Somewhere in the 1,100ths already. Is there a way to disable comments? I'd be pretty sick of putting up with that bullshit after a while.

I'm sure the staff are aware of these spammy comments but they're not going to do anything.

At 6/5/11 02:51 PM, Tycrane wrote: Vegeta! What does the scouter say about his B/P level?!

IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAANNDDDDD!

(9,000 Saves)

Seriously, enough of these autistic retarded jokes.

At 6/6/11 12:30 AM, SexualEmo wrote: Yeaya! Level 5!!!!!

Sorry man, we only count from level 10 here but you'll get there soon enough.

At 6/6/11 07:20 AM, Coop wrote:

At 6/5/11 08:16 AM, Bahamut wrote: Morbid Angel, one of the pioneers of death metal decides to do something different with their new album (the first one in eight years) by making techno/industrial/electronica "death metal". Umm, what the fuck is this shit? Good thing I didn't buy the album since if it was on its way to my house, I'd have destroyed the disc right away.

I'm almost tempted to listen out of morbid curiosity.

You asked for it.

Level 40!

Tweet!