Top 5000 in Exp!

Well the laptop's been sent off, so I'll be back soon.

And also 7500 EXP 3/4s the way though

:P

You know the portal is seriously fucked up when a flash artist writes this in the author's comments:

" i bet i could submit a picture of my underaged dick with good music in the background and it would pass with a 1.74 "

Does the zero button even work anymore?

I gained 2 ranks in B/P now #266.

At 7/26/08 07:21 PM, ReconRebel wrote: You know the portal is seriously fucked up when a flash artist writes this in the author's comments:

" i bet i could submit a picture of my underaged dick with good music in the background and it would pass with a 1.74 "

Does the zero button even work anymore?

I saw that, it was on that flash which was basically just a bunch of tweened circles, right?

THE SPAMMERS ARE MOCKING US. It's true though -- I'd bet my left testicle that most of the kids in the flash portal these days don't even watch the flash before hitting that 5, just because the author has a bunch of other submissions or is a well-known spammer.

At 7/26/08 09:15 PM, idiot-buster wrote: I gained 2 ranks in B/P now #266.

Is that... a significant number? What...?

At 7/26/08 09:56 PM, NEVR wrote:

At 7/26/08 07:21 PM, ReconRebel wrote: You know the portal is seriously fucked up when a flash artist writes this in the author's comments:

" i bet i could submit a picture of my underaged dick with good music in the background and it would pass with a 1.74 "

I saw that, it was on that flash which was basically just a bunch of tweened circles, right?

Yup, "Circle Tween Bonanza" was the name of it. I'm amazed the thing was actually blammed. It was sitting at a score of 1.64 when someone pulled the chain on the commode. Good riddance.

THE SPAMMERS ARE MOCKING US. It's true though -- I'd bet my left testicle that most of the kids in the flash portal these days don't even watch the flash before hitting that 5, just because the author has a bunch of other submissions or is a well-known spammer.

LMAO! I'd bet your left testicle that you could make a flash about your left testicle and have it pass judgment. What type of music would you use? I think Balls To The Wall by Accept would be an appropriate choice. ^_~

Lvl 20, woot!

Level 30. Nice!

I became a Police Lieutenant.

Coop watches the Yanks beat the Red Sox again, while congratulating:
simon: 6,666 Posts
UnknownFear: 5,555 Posts
BananaBreadMuffin: 12,000 Experience
Shanus: 7,500 Experience
Chaz-o: Level 20
Mr-Destruction: Level 30

At 7/26/08 09:54 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 7/26/08 04:19 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 7/25/08 06:50 AM, Bahamut wrote: Benders'. Fucking. Son!

Oh, so he's a porn star?

Ewwwww. But really, if you forgot about Bender's Son and you watched The Beast with a Billion Backs, you should be ashamed of yourself.

I have no shame! I helped install a fucking kitchen yesterday. I have labourer's values now - sunburn butt crack for all!

At 7/26/08 10:52 AM, Haggard wrote:

At 7/26/08 04:19 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 7/25/08 02:09 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 7/25/08 03:16 AM, Coop83 wrote: Hier Kommt Alex... Alex... Alex...

Vorhang auf

Für ein kleines bißchen Horrorschau

Zwanzig gegen einen

Bis das Blut zum Vorschein kommt

At 7/26/08 07:21 PM, ReconRebel wrote: You know the portal is seriously fucked up when a flash artist writes this in the author's comments:

" i bet i could submit a picture of my underaged dick with good music in the background and it would pass with a 1.74 "

Does the zero button even work anymore?

Could you tell that my voting power wasn't at work when this flash passed :(

Listening to:

Metallica - ...And Justice for All

Congrats to:

sonofkirk - Top 2000 in B/P
BananaBreadMuffin - 12000 EXP
glover85 - Top 5000 in EXP
Shanus - 7500 EXP
Chaz-o - Level 20
Mr-Destruction - Level 30
youngblood26 - Police Lieutenant

At 7/26/08 07:21 PM, ReconRebel wrote: Does the zero button even work anymore?

TOOHOT TO THE RESCUE!!

At 7/26/08 10:47 PM, ReconRebel wrote: LMAO! I'd bet your left testicle that you could make a flash about your left testicle and have it pass judgment. What type of music would you use? I think Balls To The Wall by Accept would be an appropriate choice. ^_~

That is a perfect song choice! :D

At 7/27/08 04:47 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 7/26/08 09:54 AM, Bahamut wrote: Ewwwww. But really, if you forgot about Bender's Son and you watched The Beast with a Billion Backs, you should be ashamed of yourself.

I have no shame! I helped install a fucking kitchen yesterday. I have labourer's values now - sunburn butt crack for all!

NO EXCUSES COOP! NO FUCKING EXCUSES!

At 7/26/08 07:21 PM, ReconRebel wrote: Does the zero button even work anymore?

Could you tell that my voting power wasn't at work when this flash passed :(

You guys should have called Toohot100 at the time. :P

Congrats to:
- Chaz-o: level 20
- Mr-Destruction: Level 30
- youngblood26: Police Lieutenant
- IzzyDude: 2500 B/P Points, and a Bronze whistle

Congrats to:
BananaBreadMuffin: 12,000 Experience
Shanus: 7,500 Experience
Chaz-o: Level 20
Mr-Destruction: Level 30
youngblood26: Police Lieutenant
IzzyDude: Private, Bronze Whistle

At 7/27/08 04:47 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 7/26/08 10:52 AM, Haggard wrote:

At 7/26/08 04:19 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 7/25/08 02:09 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 7/25/08 03:16 AM, Coop83 wrote: Hier Kommt Alex... Alex... Alex...

Vorhang auf

Für ein kleines bißchen Horrorschau

Zwanzig gegen einen

Bis das Blut zum Vorschein kommt

Ob mit Stöcken oder Steinen

At 7/27/08 08:20 AM, darknessdweller wrote:

At 7/26/08 10:52 AM, Haggard wrote:

At 7/26/08 04:19 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 7/25/08 02:09 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 7/25/08 03:16 AM, Coop83 wrote:

Vorhang auf

wtf is this shit?

This shit is bananas. B, A, N, A, N, A, S!

Für ein kleines bißchen Horrorschau

Is this some foreign language?

No. At least for me, it isn't. :P

Zwanzig gegen einen

Do you realize how pointless this quoting is??

No, because it isn't.

Bis das Blut zum Vorschein kommt

ENOUGH!!

No, the song isn't finished yet.

At 7/27/08 09:40 AM, darknessdweller wrote:

At 7/27/08 09:09 AM, Haggard wrote:

Bis das Blut zum Vorschein kommt

ENOUGH!!

No, the song isn't finished yet.

Z0MG that was a song!?

Z0MG no! It still IS a song. It's "Hier kommt Alex" by Die Toten Hosen.

I have gained yet another blunt object to beat idiots down with....WOOHOO!!:)

Congrats cadreamer on level 19!

One of my posts got deleted and made me look like an idiot with 6,665 posts and saying I had 6,666 lmao.

Your Statistical Variations Today: Times logged stats: 453

You passed 20000 B/P! Congrats!

2/3 of the way to supreme commander 1/3 of the way to go

im a level 10millilio!n im bigger then u! hahahahahahahahaha

7,000 Blams!

At 7/27/08 12:03 PM, darknessdweller wrote:

At 7/27/08 10:23 AM, Haggard wrote: It's "Hier kommt Alex" by Die Toten Hosen.

Oh I see. How cool! You know songs in foreign languages! ;D

Yes, of course. But as I've said before, german isn't a foreign language for me.

200 Audio Review Responses

- Gold whistle
- 300 blams (blams are not easy to get these days :/)

At 7/27/08 04:47 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 7/26/08 07:21 PM, ReconRebel wrote: Does the zero button even work anymore?

Could you tell that my voting power wasn't at work when this flash passed :(

Your voting power is broken Coop?

At 7/27/08 07:07 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 7/27/08 04:47 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 7/26/08 07:21 PM, ReconRebel wrote: Does the zero button even work anymore?

Could you tell that my voting power wasn't at work when this flash passed :(

You guys should have called Toohot100 at the time. :P

Sounds like a phone sex line. :-D

At 7/27/08 08:20 AM, darknessdweller wrote:

At 7/26/08 07:21 PM, ReconRebel wrote: " i bet i could submit a picture of my underaged dick with good music in the background and it would pass with a 1.74 "

That's just stupid. It better NOT pass!

He was speaking hypothetically darknessdweller but it still makes you wonder.

Milestone reached!!! (encore performance to be held at midnight)

Congrats to:
Emlfuryoflion: 20000 B/P
Haggard: 7000 Blams
Coop83: 200 Review Responses
Yamor: Level 10
pigeonmaster88: Gold Whistle

Last but not least......

ReconRebel: 94000 B/P!
And what would you like your reward to be?? I think I might have a cookie somewhere around here....

Thanks to:

UnkownFear

Guess I need to whore myself out a little more to get a little more recognition around here. LOL.

Listening to: Rush - Jacob's Ladder :P

Congrats to:
- Emlfuryoflion: 20,000 B/P Points! AWESOME!! =)
- Haggard: 7,000 Blams!! =)
- Coop83: 200 Audio Review Responses
- Yamor: Level 10
- pigeonmaster88: Gold whistle & 300 Blams
- ReconRebel: 94,000 B/P Points! NICE!!!

At 7/27/08 09:48 PM, cadreamer wrote: Thanks to:

UnkownFear

Guess I need to whore myself out a little more to get a little more recognition around here. LOL.

Hey man. No problem :) Just posting who all reached a goal they made or something =)

Today I got 100 reviews[!], 30 responses[-], and 1111 B/P[!].

Level 19! Anyone need there tired changed? lol

Level 15 =D

Yeah, but the level icon sucks -__-

At 7/27/08 09:48 PM, cadreamer wrote: ReconRebel: 94000 B/P!

Thanks cadreamer! I have a feeling my voting will increase the closer I get to 100k.

And what would you like your reward to be?? I think I might have a cookie somewhere around here....

I don't need no stinking cookie. A six pack of Kokanee will do just fine (which is what I plan on having after work).

At 7/27/08 09:56 PM, UnknownFear wrote: - ReconRebel: 94,000 B/P Points! NICE!!!

Thanks UnknownFear but the celebration will be even sweeter! I'll be on my 2 days off in less than 3 hours! Woohoo!

The Obsidian Scythe is now mine. Next level will see an aura change to evil.

Now let's dance!!!

One of the better badges, IMO.