I'm SERGEANT MOTHERF*CKER! >:(

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Just found out that on the 2nd of February I'm attending both my Grandpa's 90th birthday party, and in the evening, my friend's engagement party. If I don't make a list on the 3rd, it's because my liver has shut down.
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At 1/14/08 09:23 AM, Shanus wrote: Link!!!!!!! and I need to live longer as I'm left handed, means I'm gonna die 10 years younger than if I wasn't :(

I too am left handed, and around the same age as you. Joint funeral?

My parents don't drink, which is funny, but my younger siblings do, not so funny >:(

My mum doesn't drink too much, but I take after my Grandfather more.

Haha, well picture this, you're walking into your local shopping centre and a chav about a year younger than you goes "WELL DUDE" trying to be funny and macho around his mates, this happens to me alot, hair and what not. I reply without anything other than a second gone by "WELL!!!!!!!" in the most stupid voice ever. The person is gobsmacked you replied & in turn shuts the fuck up, uneducated chav put back in his place, the worlds balance of power back to normal :D

Haha, it's the lack of education that fucks them over every time.

haha rant

They always think they're the shit until somebody stands up to them. That's why they always hang around in big groups.

Haha, you're suppose to put up a fight!!!

But the image amuses me :)

Woah, you truly are a hero, now get to saying some innocents

I'm more of a 'sit on my arse' type of hero...

At 1/14/08 04:39 PM, Officer wrote:

At 1/14/08 08:50 AM, NEVR wrote: To finish, a nice little picture of my passing into the elite B/P club.

I'm sorry, I just couldn't help tampering with that pic.

Haha, great job, that's awesome.

At 1/15/08 09:32 AM, Bahamut wrote: Shame on you NEVR. Shame on you.

I feel dirty and ashamed.

He'll be back in a years time. I heard he likes to freeze himself in a cryogenic chamber for a few days, weeks or even months. :P

I did that once. Came out the chamber and it was 2554, and a bunch of alien pricks who called themselves 'The Covenant' thought it would be fun to destroy the human race.

Maybe that wasn't me.

Life would be so weird if we didn't need to sleep. O.o

There would be so much more time to do interesting things though.

I still stand by the fact that they're gold. They could get you lotsa money! :P

Haha, yes. Still, if you threw them at someone, you'd make them richer (albeit less alive).

So far, so good on the flash. I hope to finish it before the end of the week. :)

Wow, fast worker. I'm looking forward to it!

Don't you mean Regulars list? The memberlist is still going on, but they only nominate new members occasionally. I would like to see the Regulars list to return.

Ah, yeah maybe I'm getting mixed up. I'd like to be on both eventually anyway :)

It'll take me about 2 years to get to level 43. (10th February 2010 according to Casualty's fucked up NG Log XP).

I think it'll take me more like 5 years. I can't remember though.

At 1/15/08 10:55 AM, sirguyman wrote: How old is this topic?

You could always go to the first page and see the date of the first post? Or would that be too taxing?

Ah shit, I hate double posting when it's something stupid like this, but I just noticed after I made my list that I've entered the Top 2,000 EXP users.

Sorry again for the LAME double post :P

For the person who asked whow old this topic is so far it is 5 years, 3 months, and 9 days old and counting.

I know I shold quote the guy but I am too lazy to search him out again.

Smooches ^_^

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At 1/14/08 07:56 AM, Bahamut wrote: I'll stick to light. :)

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOON'T

At 1/14/08 08:50 AM, NEVR wrote: At long fucking last I've managed to break into the top 300 in B/P. I don't think I'm in danger of being passed by anybody soon, so hopefully I won't be forced out tomorrow, then re-join the day after, etc etc.

But it's really funny when this happens..... NOT!

At 1/13/08 09:08 AM, Faggard wrote: You mean like this, honey?

~ smooches ~

You have no idea how much that made me laugh! Great timing!

Good thing that I created the account the day before already ^^.

At 1/14/08 05:48 AM, Haggard wrote: Sadly most of my friends aren't that interested in consoles, so I have to buy them all myself :( .

Ah well. At least you have them all to yourself. And the guys nights in will always be at yours (althought that could be good AND bad).

It's mostly good, because I don't need to get home becaue I AM already at home ^^.
Luckily my gf is interested in video games as well ^^.

It's incredible.

Thanks :) .

I suppose sleep patterns and needs are different for everybody. Like I said to Bahamut, though, it would be infinitely easier if we didn't have to sleep at all :)

Yes, this would be great. But I think the 28 hours day is a good start :D .

At 1/14/08 09:23 AM, Shanus wrote:

At 1/12/08 09:37 AM, Haggard wrote: Frank Zappa - Oh no

Cool points +1 :P

Yay!
How's my total score? One? :P

Well I suppose that it's all because of there's only gonna be one author responding to your review but anyways I agree with ya :D

Yeah, but I really like to see who responded to me in my profile ^^.

At 1/14/08 09:24 AM, Shanus wrote: Hmm, I didn't know you could edit your responses, that's pretty cool. But could be abused... And I'm sure over time we'll love it :D

Author responses can't be abused as there are no rules of how your response has to look like :P .
You were able to respond anything you'd like before the change of the system anyways ^^.

At 1/15/08 03:26 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 1/14/08 05:48 AM, Haggard wrote: And it's quite easy to play on the guitar, too.

Really? Or on something like Guitar Hero?

On a real guitar ;) . The rhythm guitar anyways (only real problem here is to keep the timing throughout the whole song), the lead guitar is a bit difficult, but I think if I'd practice that a bit I'd be able to play the lead, too.

At 1/15/08 09:32 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 1/14/08 12:49 PM, Casualty wrote: Dude, she's hot.

Hot or not, she's still a dumbass and must never come back here.

"Stupidity makes a good fuck!"
- German saying

At 1/15/08 12:01 PM, NEVR wrote:

Life would be so weird if we didn't need to sleep. O.o

There would be so much more time to do interesting things though.

But I think most people would just waste it the way they waste it now. By watching silly soaps or by playing WoW :P .

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You entered the top 30000 in Experience Points. Outstanding!

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it might suck but i dont care

100 Flash Review Responses. Thank you, Bahamut! ;)

I think I got a level up the other day, although they all merge into one now and I don't really notice that kind of shit anymore.

8,000 posts.

almost level 6 finally i'm getting away from the fist 30 experience away

8,000 ¥'s

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At 1/15/08 08:39 AM, Shanus wrote:

At 1/15/08 03:26 AM, Coop83 wrote: Well, 3 litres of Sherry up the arse is certainly a different way to go.

Well at least he died happy, myself I don't know which way I'd rather die, but happy definitely.

I'm not sure he'd be happy. The amount of pain from your major organs failing one after the other would probably cancel out the pain-numbing qualities of the large quantity of sherry residing in his Tradesman's entrance

At 1/15/08 09:32 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 1/15/08 03:26 AM, Coop83 wrote: He does in the special edition :P

Link?!

You think I'm going to bookmark something like Afro_Stud dancing on the YMCA video?

At 1/15/08 12:01 PM, NEVR wrote: Just found out that on the 2nd of February I'm attending both my Grandpa's 90th birthday party, and in the evening, my friend's engagement party. If I don't make a list on the 3rd, it's because my liver has shut down.

Nice one. I found out on Sunday that I've got a wedding to go to in November - my best mate's and on Monday that I've got a wedding to go to in September - friends of my girlfriend.

One wedding that needs a new suit, the other one gets hired for me, because I'm be best man :P

At 1/15/08 01:10 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 1/15/08 03:26 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 1/14/08 05:48 AM, Haggard wrote: And it's quite easy to play on the guitar, too.

Really? Or on something like Guitar Hero?

On a real guitar ;) . The rhythm guitar anyways (only real problem here is to keep the timing throughout the whole song), the lead guitar is a bit difficult, but I think if I'd practice that a bit I'd be able to play the lead, too.

Practice makes perfect in all circumstances.

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At 1/15/08 10:55 AM, sirguyman wrote: How old is this topic?

Older than yourself apparently. :P

At 1/15/08 12:01 PM, NEVR wrote: Just found out that on the 2nd of February I'm attending both my Grandpa's 90th birthday party, and in the evening, my friend's engagement party. If I don't make a list on the 3rd, it's because my liver has shut down.

Perhaps you should have said that a few days before you go, but if you miss out on one day, I understand.

I did that once. Came out the chamber and it was 2554, and a bunch of alien pricks who called themselves 'The Covenant' thought it would be fun to destroy the human race.

So how did you go back to the past?

Maybe that wasn't me.

I bet it was Casualty. Looks like he installed a time machine on NG Log now. Check it out everyone! ;)

There would be so much more time to do interesting things though.

More time to work on Flash, yet I already have tons of time to make them.

Haha, yes. Still, if you threw them at someone, you'd make them richer (albeit less alive).

Cool. *throws the golden gauntlet for Joeyag for being a moron*

Wow, fast worker. I'm looking forward to it!

It should be done either tomorrow or Friday. :)

Ah, yeah maybe I'm getting mixed up. I'd like to be on both eventually anyway :)

I really should ask the Wi/Ht veterans whether the Regulars list can come back or not.

I think it'll take me more like 5 years. I can't remember though.

Checked the NG Log estimate?

At 1/15/08 01:10 PM, Haggard wrote: DOOOOOOOOOOOOOON'T

Wynaut?

"Stupidity makes a good fuck!"
- German saying

Can we at least kick her outta here?

But I think most people would just waste it the way they waste it now. By watching silly soaps or by playing WoW :P .

Correction: Shitty soaps.

At 1/15/08 02:41 PM, Joeyag wrote: 4 posts per day?

No...

At 1/15/08 08:09 PM, Joeyag wrote: 600 posts?

And no.

At 1/15/08 05:13 PM, zombiemassacre wrote:

it might suck but i dont care

Then fuck off.

At 1/16/08 01:11 AM, Spartan777 wrote: almost level 6 finally i'm getting away from the fist 30 experience away

1. It's level 5.
2. Anything below level 10 is NOT WORTH MENTIONING!

At 1/16/08 04:24 AM, Coop83 wrote: You think I'm going to bookmark something like Afro_Stud dancing on the YMCA video?

Yes! Now where is the video?!

End Time - 12:21PM

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At 1/16/08 04:24 AM, Coop83 wrote: Practice makes perfect in all circumstances.

There are some things I will never achieve, no matter how hard I practice.

At 1/16/08 07:21 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 1/15/08 01:10 PM, Haggard wrote: DOOOOOOOOOOOOOON'T

Wynaut?

Because... um... Bahamut and evil aura go together like a horse and carriage

Can we at least kick her outta here?

Yes, certainly.

Correction: Shitty soaps.

Correction: Shitty and silly soaps.

Short one today.
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At 1/15/08 01:10 PM, Haggard wrote: But it's really funny when this happens..... NOT!

Heh, I was thinking of you when I wrote that. In honesty, I was slightly worried that the same thing would happen to me. Thankfully it didn't...

Good thing that I created the account the day before already ^^.

Full marks for preparation.

It's mostly good, because I don't need to get home becaue I AM already at home ^^.

Exactly, and getting home when you're drunk is no easy task.

Luckily my gf is interested in video games as well ^^.

Nice, it's rare to find a girl who likes video games in my experience.

There would be so much more time to do interesting things though.

But I think most people would just waste it the way they waste it now. By watching silly soaps or by playing WoW :P .

That's so true...

At 1/16/08 07:21 AM, Bahamut wrote: Perhaps you should have said that a few days before you go, but if you miss out on one day, I understand.

Well I'd only just found out about it, so I thought I'd relay sooner rather than later. I'll try to make a list on the 3rd - it'll probably end up quite amusing for you guys :)

So how did you go back to the past?

I'm not sure, I seem to have a large memory blank after I blow up the Pillar of Autumn and escape with my AI companion Cortana...

I bet it was Casualty. Looks like he installed a time machine on NG Log now. Check it out everyone! ;)

Casualty blatantly has all kinds of fucked up crazy shit (like time machines) hidden in his basement. Or his hair.

Cool. *throws the golden gauntlet for Joeyag for being a moron*

Golden gauntlet? *Drools*. I'm getting my bronze one in 3 days.

I really should ask the Wi/Ht veterans whether the Regulars list can come back or not.

That would be cool.

Checked the NG Log estimate?

I normally check Denvish's EXP Calculator
, which I did just now. Seems it's not as long as I thought:

Level 43 | 19580 | 1373 days | ( 3 years 9 months 4 days )

Still a fair while.

At 1/16/08 04:24 AM, Coop83 wrote: Nice one. I found out on Sunday that I've got a wedding to go to in November - my best mate's and on Monday that I've got a wedding to go to in September - friends of my girlfriend.

Weddings are usually pretty decent, but I've only been to a few, and all a long time ago - way before I was legal to drink :P

One wedding that needs a new suit, the other one gets hired for me, because I'm be best man :P

Congrats! That's pretty cool, you should pimp out your suit like so:

Poor picture quality, screenshot off youtube

"You got the rings?"
"It's gotta be one of these!"

So another day, another jamming session on it's way :D
God damn last list of the day :(
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At 1/15/08 09:32 AM, Bahamut wrote: But it should be.

Well then everyone would watch it & we'd have to congrat like a million people, it'll be like the redesign all over again.... :O

Yay, I'm a sheep!

Somebody sounds a little too excited about that..

Can all the emo haters last that long? Meh, the emo trend will die out without me noticing.

One can only live in hope :D

YOU'RE. FUCKING. FIRED!

Yes, SIR.....

No, that's what I'm like right now, not you.

Fine take that away from me too, you're a bad ass Dragon, you know that

Do it! :D

If I can be arsed, I will

At 1/15/08 12:01 PM, NEVR wrote: I too am left handed, and around the same age as you. Joint funeral?

I'm sure it can be arranged, but not for another at least 5 years :P

My mum doesn't drink too much, but I take after my Grandfather more.

My mum did in her College years, so yup might aswell follow here path :D

Haha, it's the lack of education that fucks them over every time.

Agreed, but like it doesn't mean they have to be pricks about it, I remember my mother being stopped for directions & she says the word VIA and they don't have a clue.....

They always think they're the shit until somebody stands up to them. That's why they always hang around in big groups.

Oh don't I know it, assaulted by three of them I was. Lets just say they didn't go near me again :P

But the image amuses me :)

Go drink some tea, ya chav

I'm more of a 'sit on my arse' type of hero...

Me too :D

At 1/15/08 01:10 PM, Haggard wrote: Yay!
How's my total score? One? :P

I think you're back to zero now :P

Yeah, but I really like to see who responded to me in my profile ^^.

Haha, god dammit, it makes ya go to their submission, maybe watch/play it again. It's all a ploy :P

Author responses can't be abused as there are no rules of how your response has to look like :P .

Well I think if I drew a giant cock in ASCII, that wouldn't be abuse??

You were able to respond anything you'd like before the change of the system anyways ^^.

I suppose

At 1/16/08 04:24 AM, Coop83 wrote: I'm not sure he'd be happy. The amount of pain from your major organs failing one after the other would probably cancel out the pain-numbing qualities of the large quantity of sherry residing in his Tradesman's entrance

Hmmm, well I'm sure there would be some amount of pleasure from it, the organ failure would've been painful, but unconsciousness probably would've sorted that out, also Lol @ tradesman's enterance :D

At 1/16/08 07:21 AM, Bahamut wrote: I declare 17th February as Censorship Day!

I need a reason, also my mums B-Day :P

At 1/16/08 08:12 AM, Shanus wrote: Bertn - Sergeant - Hell YEAH!!!!!!!

Hell YEAH MOTHERF*CKER!!!!! *

Woot!

Just got level 13 and almost 5.15 posts per day. I'm also nearing my next rank!

Level 31!

Yay!

I just realized, yesterday was my 4 month anniversary on NG. Just thought I'd mention!

Congrats to:
LilFugitive: 333 posts
Shanus: 18000 B/P
DrHood: Level 32
smc316: 1 Year On NG
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lilhunter03: 2000 Exp
Little-Rena: Level 24
Bahamut: 12.00 Voting Power
madknt: 4,000 Saves
B**tn: Se*g*a*t
NEVR: Top 2000 EXP
CuteAndFuzzy: Deity whistle
Haggard: 100 flash responses
jonthomson: Level 41
Darkside7000: 8000 posts
BlueHippo: 8000 posts
Phantox: Level 13
Darkl89: Level 31

Thanks to:
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NEVR
Shanus

I bet it was Casualty. Looks like he installed a time machine on NG Log now. Check it out everyone! ;)

WOW! That makes me want to log my stats even more!

Correction: Shitty and silly soaps.

Correction: Sh*tt* a*d si**y s*aps

Next milestone or stones passed 27,000 B/P points and 678 Exp Not sure about the last one but even if they are both solids milestones neither of them are a really big deal though >_<

I got 9 days to Level 22.

Bitches.

Just acquired 2000 Saves

At 1/16/08 03:27 PM, XxTheWorldIsYoursxX wrote: I got 9 days to Level 22.

Bitches.

Then see you in 9 days...

Bitch!

I'm only quoting the responces to my posts, to cut down on the catch-up I'm doing.

"Take it back crazy offskool, off the handpoint time" OLDSKOOL NG TIME!!!! ORANGE!
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AnzRage: Level 36
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Bahamut7: 6.66 Base Voting Power
NEVR: Top 300# in B/P - Seems to be alot of entering that latley.
Shanus: 18,000 B/P - QUAD POST? I know I tripled once, but quad? Tut tut.
DrHood: Level 32 - Another awesome level user...... guys remember the battle plan though.
Officer: Top 300# in B/P
smc316: 1 Years on NG
LittleWashu: 11.11 Voting Power
aldlv: 10,000 B/P
Muffin: 9,000 Experience
lilhunter03: 2,000 Experience
Little-Rena: 24 Experience - The other one seemed ot suit you more. *compares LittleWashu and Little-Rena's usernames.*
Bahamut: 12 Total Voting Power and 7.50 Base Total Stats
madknt: 4,000 Saves
Bertn: Sergeant Years IRL - .....get out.
NEVR: Top 2,000 in Experience
CuteAndFuzzy: Deity Whistle
Haggard: 100 Review Responses
jonthomson: Level 41
Darkside7000: 8,000 Posts
BlueHippo: 8,000 Posts
Phantox: Level 13
Darkl89: Level 31
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At 1/14/08 03:22 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 1/13/08 06:07 PM, NintendoMadness wrote: START OF PART 1!!!!!

You really put too much effort in to post big posts.

It's a bad thing, why?

At 1/14/08 05:48 AM, Haggard wrote:

At 1/13/08 06:07 PM, NintendoMadness wrote: You're confusing me again. :'(

You are very easly confused, aren't you? :P

*nods*

At 1/13/08 06:10 PM, NintendoMadness wrote:

At 1/13/08 09:08 AM, Faggard wrote: You mean like this, honey?

~ smooches ~

Cool! But you forgot the smilie!

Oh... um, which one?

The one on the top of my post. *smooch*

At 1/14/08 07:56 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 1/13/08 06:07 PM, NintendoMadness wrote: Shit, guys..... get down. Bahamut throw your shruikens!

*throws the shurikens but accidentally hit NintendoMadness*

Sorry. :(

Awww, now I'll have to get that amputated. Just keep those other 2 to yourself.

Sorry, MY Newgrounds will have some of the typical things like the introduction, but it won't be just another My Newgrounds flash.

Parody will be cool. ;D

I already pushed him off a really tall building. If he's still alive, then I'll need to find other ways to get rid of him? Hmm, what about a train?

Train? He's a mad shadow.

And I saw Heil's Newgrounds (I thought his was amusing) and he just used an animated GIF of Hitler. XD

Hitler makes any flash good. :p

Recently, one of my friends has been going to bed at around 8:30PM. :S

Has he got to get up early in the morning?

At 1/13/08 06:10 PM, NintendoMadness wrote: Shows you he watches your flashes. :)

He saw my Christmas flashes.

Greg?

DING!

DONG! Someone get the doorbell. *opens door and finds another shruiken in his leg*.......BAHAMUT!!!!

C&C is always active, I'm a massive poster there.

I used to be like that. I made so many posts in the C&C, but now it's usually making one post a day for a few threads there depending which ones are active.

Counts towards those posts though.

gfox asked me to cut down on using his smiley. #:-{

Spoilsport. #>:-(

At 1/14/08 09:23 AM, Shanus wrote:

At 1/12/08 05:28 PM, NintendoMadness wrote: Sorry guys. I'm too busy. :'(

It's ok, do what I do, make a MEGA post :P

I can make a mega post in one days worth of quotness. Imagine what I'd do with 3. :p

Thirty five hundred saves!

Sweet.

At 1/16/08 06:43 PM, NintendoMadness wrote: Officer: Top 300# in B/P

Wishfull thinking I guess.

1111 B/P ranking.

I think it's cool.