Hoping everybody is having a good Christmas Eve!
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NEVR congratulates:

yoshi77777: Sergeant
BananaBreadMuffin: 30,000 posts
lilhunter03: 5,000 saves; Master Sergeant
JerkClock: General; 18,000 Saves
Washu-chan: 7,000 EXP
TheNumberOfTheDragon: Level 22
Officer: 6.00 Base VP; 2,000 B/P; Police Captain
Strength: Gold Whistle
shadowchaotailsevil3: Level 15 - your username is incredibly annoying to type.
viceman: Silver Whistle
Darkside7000: 7,000 posts
DikkopStudios: Police Sergeant
CheekyVincent: 3,000 posts
Fagamut: Level 22
Mendou: 6,000 saves
WilliWowza: Level 25
Joshiwa: Praporshchik - I'm right behind you man. >:D
TwilightFox: Level 18

NEVR Thanks:

NintendoMadness
Bahamut
Coop83
Odyssic
Haggard
Casualty
Shanus
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At 12/23/07 02:23 PM, NintendoMadness wrote:

At 12/22/07 03:17 PM, NEVR wrote: Got a nice solid 87 yesterday also.

I only got 33. :(

My pace is on fire lately. Day-to-day for the last 4 days I got 105, 87, 91, and 132 yesterday.

yoshi7777? :p

And HypaShadow. The latter is worse, he needs a good slap.

At 12/23/07 02:38 PM, Zerok wrote: Haha, you Wi/Ht lounge regs have quite the nice posting system. Breath of fresh air coming out of General, I tell ya. Thanks to all who acknowledged my silly statistical achievement.

Zerok, the Wi/Ht is calling for you. Will you answer the call...?

At 12/23/07 03:22 PM, Bahamut wrote:

At 12/22/07 03:17 PM, NEVR wrote: You used to. I remember you spammed in here a few months ago.

I remember it too.

That's why I found it odd when he started making lists. I haven't seen one by him in a while though. Novelty has worn off perhaps?

He could do with making epic posts more often, however.

Too true.

Most of the time when I was in the General forum, I was being sensible, but I guess I was overlooked by stupid posters. Meh, at least there's been about 15 threads made about me on the BBS. >:)

There's definitely a few good posters in General, but they just get drowned out by the stupid posters. It's a shame, but there's nothing we can really do about it.

What if B never existed?

I think NG would be a lesser place. It's part of NG history, just like in a few years time the KK will be a part of NG history, whether they are still around or not. Without this kind of stuff it would be a more boring place.

Hey, it'd be Clock Day, so who would give a fuck? XP

Heh, true. I do love clock day, one of the best parts is seeing on NG log something along the lines of:

Blams: ----- (+2 since last log)
Saves: ----- (+1,394 since last log)

Classic.

At 12/23/07 07:26 PM, Haggard wrote: I wish you'd stop calling me that... makes me feel older as I actually am... :(

P

I'm so sorry for starting the Grandpa thing. =(

Nearly as bad as HypaShadow...

Does anyone want to join me in slapping him?

At 12/24/07 05:58 AM, Coop83 wrote: Nice, I used to build the coal fire at my Grandad's, but for the past 6-7 years, he's has the old 3-bar heater out instead :(

I think all old people have one of those - my Grandparents have one too =)

THIS IS EXERCISE!

THIS! IS! COOP!

At 12/24/07 07:30 AM, Haggard wrote:

At 12/23/07 11:07 AM, NEVR wrote: Exactly. I'm getting there, too. I remember when I had more B/P than you, then I stopped B/Ping for ages after the redesign and you overtook me. Should have just kept going, shouldn't I? =P

Oh yeah, I remember that, too... but in the long run you'll pass me again, as your pace is higher than mine.

My pace is pretty good right now. 132 B/P yesterday =D

At 12/24/07 08:37 AM, Casualty wrote: A request? But lol, it's not like you needed anything more! Oh well, it's done now so let's not care any longer.

I was actually going to ask about the auto profile-linking, but you did it now without me having to ask, so it's all good.

At 12/24/07 02:52 PM, Shanus wrote: Oh cool, I think, I hated it, cause I'm kinda dyslexic, and any language is hard to learn, ah well :P

Yeah, languages are not my strong point, but I'm going to have to re-learn Spanish, as I'm hoping to go to Brazil in my travels (when I get my money sorted out).

At least you can easily remove the spam on Wikigrounds.

Well yeah but the point was I'm an extreme inclusionist. You have to get pretty fucking bad before I'll consider it spam, and even then it's still usually better than what he's been posting.

Save number 19,000 occured while I was on WoW, so I've missed getting it on the exact stroke. Never mind, I'll have to try for that with Blams number 15k

At 12/24/07 03:50 PM, Coop83 wrote: Save number 19,000 occured while I was on WoW,

You're a fat aging virgin living in his parent's basement? Wow, I never would have guessed.

6,666 saves
XD... nice...

Top 500 rank in B/P.

At 12/24/07 05:18 PM, shadowchaotailsevil3 wrote: shadowchaotailsevil3=1500 saves

No.

And don't make crappy little short congrats lists that include your own non-achievements. If you're going to make lists, learn what we consider to be achievements first and then make proper lists.

Sweet! I Finally have 20 000 B/P points!

i am now a Lieutenant which puts me at 12500 B/P points

Well, practically on the stroke of NG midnight, I got to 11,000 B/P, which means that I am now a Praporshchik! Nice Christmas day achievement.

I'm glad to finally get to this rank, As it means that I'm at last moving out of the "Sergeant" badges. Next stop, Lieutenant.

Possible list when I get back from family re-union tonight, but it's not definite.

A very Merry Christmas to all.

At 12/24/07 05:17 PM, highwatermark wrote: Top 500 rank in B/P.

Merry CHRISTmas. Congrats

Coop wishes all Newgrounders a Merry Xmas while congratulating:
Darkside7000: 7,000 Posts
Cheekyvincent: 3,000 Posts
Fagamut: Level 22
HypaShadow: Silver Whistle
Mendou: 6,000 Saves
WilliWowza: Level 25
lilhunter03: Master Sergeant
Joshiwa: Praporshchik
TwighlightFox: Level 18
aldlv: 6,666 Saves
Highwatermark: Top 500 B/Per
bifgis: 20,000 B/P
Emlfuryoflion: Lieutenant
NEVR: 11,000 B/P; Praporshchik

Thanks to:
shadowchaotailsevil3. Your list sucks balls.

At 12/24/07 12:39 PM, NintendoMadness wrote:

At 12/23/07 04:43 AM, Coop83 wrote: Yeah, but Wi/Ht >>>>>> General.

I couldn't agree more.

Huh? Why the ">"?

">" means greater than, so ">>>>>>" means vastly greater than.

At 12/24/07 05:58 AM, Coop83 wrote: Girlfriend wrapped in silk ;)

0_o :D

I've got to have some joy at Xmas :P

THIS IS EXERCISE!

Not when I'm around. :)

*Cracks whip* Come on, it's only a 20k bar. My pet gerbil can press more than that!

At 12/23/07 02:23 PM, NintendoMadness wrote:

At 12/22/07 12:40 PM, Coop83 wrote:

Lulz. Same here. I love that dead parrot scene in the pet shop. Classic.

"This is a late Parrot. It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies. This. Is an ex-parrot."

Wow! Yuo know them better than me. But I know the lumberjack song off by heart.

I know a great many Monty Python songs off by heart:

"I didn't want to do this. I wanted to be... A Lumberjack!
Yes, a lumberjack, leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia.
The Larch, The Fir, The mighty Scots Pine! (What about my bloody parrot!)
The smell of fresh cut timber. The Crash of mighty trees. With my best girl by my side, I'd sing! Sing! Sing!

I'm a lumberjack,
And I'm okay.
I sleep all night,
And I work all day

He's a lumberjack,
And he's okay
He sleeps all night,
And he works all day

I cut down trees,
I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory!
On Wednesday's I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea!

He cuts down trees,
He eats his lunch,
He goes to the lavatory!
On Wednesday's He goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea!

He's a lumberjack,
And he's okay
He sleeps all night,
And he works all day

I cut down trees,
I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

He cuts down trees,
He skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hang around in bars?

He's a lumberjack,
And he's okay
He sleeps all night,
And he works all day

I cut down trees,
I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra!
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear papa!

He cuts down trees,
He wear high heels?
Suspenders and a bra! (Mounties get up and walk off in disgust)
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear papa!

Oh Brevin! And I thought you were so rugged! *Mounties pelt with rotten tomatoes*

At 12/24/07 04:34 PM, JerkClock wrote:

At 12/24/07 03:50 PM, Coop83 wrote: Save number 19,000 occured while I was on WoW,

You're a fat aging virgin living in his parent's basement? Wow, I never would have guessed.

I'd hardly call myself fat - going to the gym 4 days a week tends to be counter-porductive to achieving maximum waist. My broadband connection is supplied by Virgin Media and my parent's don't have a basement. My computer is set up in the dining room.

At 12/25/07 04:21 AM, Coop83 wrote:

I'd hardly call myself fat - going to the gym 4 days a week tends to be counter-porductive to achieving maximum waist. My broadband connection is supplied by Virgin Media and my parent's don't have a basement. My computer is set up in the dining room.

Bullshit, you play world of warcraft, which disproves everything you said.

level 4 and town watch!

I'M A MOTHERF*CKING LVL 20! >:(

It was hard but I did it! :D

3,333 saves. :)

lol

5.55 Total VP, a nice little Christmas achievement :D

Merry Twistmas, only cause that's the name of the song I'm listening to :P
And B/Ping for Christmas?? I think not
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Congrats & a very Merry Christmas to:
Coop83 - 19000 Saves
aldlv - 6666 Saves
highwatermark - top 500 B/P
bifgis - 20000 B/P
Emlfuryoflion - Lieutenant
NEVR - 11000 B/P & Praporshchik
shadowchaotailsevil3 - Captain
Odyssic - level 24
Bertn - level 20
BIGmamaKATIE - 3333 Saves
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At 12/24/07 02:59 PM, NEVR wrote: Yeah, languages are not my strong point, but I'm going to have to re-learn Spanish, as I'm hoping to go to Brazil in my travels (when I get my money sorted out).

Strangely enough I can speak languages great, Irish no problem, same with French. Just the whole writing thing, which is what you're examined on :(

Just made it to Portal Security today...

...gotta start somewhere.

At 12/25/07 04:49 AM, JerkClock wrote: Bullshit, you play world of warcraft, which disproves everything you said.

Yeah, you can't handle the fact that you play World of Warcraft, are an overweight virgin and still live in your parents house? You've got some issues to sort out boy.

Mr. T plays World of Warcraft. He's no Foo'

At 12/25/07 06:01 AM, Shanus wrote: And B/Ping for Christmas?? I think not

WHAT?! I'm taking advantage of a slow judgement rate and a reasonable insurge of submissions to pass 34,000 B/P. Coming soon, 15,000 Saves, which should happen next week.

6 years on NG!

Oh, what a day... ;)

Listening to:
Radioplay - Oliver Twist

Congrats to:
DikkopStudios: Police Sergeant
Cheekyvincent: 3,000 Posts
Fagamut: Level 22
HypaShadow: Silver Whistle
Mendou: 6,000 Saves
WilliWowza: Level 25
lilhunter03: Master Sergeant
Joshiwa: Praporshchik
TwilightFox: Level 18
Coop83: 19,000 Saves
aldlv: 6,666 Saves
highwatermark: Top 500 in B/P
bifgis: 20,000 B/P
Emlfuryoflion: Lieutenant
NEVR: Praporshchick, 11,000 B/P
shadowchaotailsevil3: Police Captain
Odyssic: Level 24
Bertn: Level 20
BIGmamaKATIE: 3,333 Saves
sunahS: 5.55 Voting Power
Phobotech: Portal Security

Thanks to:
Shanus

At 12/24/07 08:37 AM, Casualty wrote: TO EVERYONE, YES, YOU CAN TURN OFF THE LINKS TO USERPAGE OPTION, JUST LOOK AROUND IN THE OPTIONS =P

Ah, thanks ^^.

At 12/24/07 10:24 AM, Bahamut wrote: Bahamut(IsA)Cock. :P

Time for a new alt: "BahamutIsACunt". Or do you create it when that flash is finally out? :D

And I don't think that he cares about me anyways. He noticed that I gave a 10 star-rating for one of your flashes, so I am nearly as much a cunt as you are :P .

So what about all my other friends? Are they "cunts" too? XP

Guess you have to ask HandsomeWarrior yourself :P

If only I would review as much as Cyberdevil I could get there a year faster XD .

You have been reviewing a lot recently and that's great. :)

Yeah, I try to get up my pace a bit. I should be able to write about 5 a day.

Hm, I haven't heard the chocobo music yet in X-2 I think.

Good, don't listen to it AT ALL! It's so shit, it's not even Chocobo music.

Thanks for the warning ^^.

At 12/24/07 12:39 PM, NintendoMadness wrote: Sorry. I hate offending people. Forgive me?

Yes. It's christmas after all :P

): . But here we open them on 24.12.

Where abouts are you?

Germany.

On 25th it's my mother's birthday and on 26th I'll go and see my father.

Thats really close birthdays. August is my family's biggest month.

Oh, don't get me wrong here, my father's birthday isn't on the 26th. But my parents are divorced, so I'll visit my mother on her birthday and my father on either the 24th or the 26th ;) .

At 12/24/07 02:52 PM, Shanus wrote:

At 12/21/07 09:17 AM, Haggard wrote: Today I will make about 10... but I'm going to a concert tonight ^^

I wonder if it was nice??

Yes, it was :P .

At 12/24/07 02:59 PM, NEVR wrote: I'm so sorry for starting the Grandpa thing. =(

Never mind :P .

Nearly as bad as HypaShadow...

Does anyone want to join me in slapping him?

Happy Slapping?

Oh yeah, I remember that, too... but in the long run you'll pass me again, as your pace is higher than mine.

My pace is pretty good right now. 132 B/P yesterday =D

Hmm... 18 yesterday... but 42 for the week so far.

At 12/25/07 08:34 AM, Coop83 wrote: WHAT?! I'm taking advantage of a slow judgement rate and a reasonable insurge of submissions to pass 34,000 B/P. Coming soon, 15,000 Saves, which should happen next week.

Well I thought I was gonna have a break, but because of my new MP3 player I need to use my computer soooo.... B/P points galore :D

If your guys are expecting a list from me today, I can't. Christmas and wotnot. :D

Blams: 2200 (+8 since last log)
Saves: 5800 (+58 since last log)
Total B/P points: 8000

[Sgt. First Class!]

As of right now. Nice, even numbers.

7.00 voting power!

Level 26!!!!
http://themonkeyonng.newgrounds.com/

how is this considered a level-up lounge?

im new to ng, i know nothing :(
although i have been viewing and listening for a couple years now. just never decided to get too technical and just be entertained.

help is appreciated :P

..

thanks

Level 6!

28 000 total stats :D

At 12/26/07 12:49 AM, shadowchaotailsevil3 wrote:

At 12/26/07 12:44 AM, GarthN wrote: Level 6!

level 6 is not an achievement.
level 11 or higher is!

This is a level up lounge, levelling up to level 6 is a level up.
Shut Up.

I just passed 3,000 saves while I was sleeping.