At 5/10/07 02:41 PM, schneelocke wrote: Isn't the whole point of an election that people can vote for whoever they want, based on whatever criteria they choose?
You're absolutely right. Can't argue with you there. Still, I wish some of the voters would've used a little more forethought before making their decisions.
If you want deserving candidates rather than ones that are popular or have friends in the right places, then hold a debate, not an election, and have an impartial judge appoint people after the debate based on the arguments heard.
First of all schneelocke, my comment was directed towards BlueHippo, not you. Secondly, I consulted with Afro_Stud on how the election should be handled this time around, and although we figured a situation like this might arise we still proceeded. Regardless of my discontent with the voting results I still think the election turned out pretty good.
(That being said, I have the distinct feeling that when one starts to hold elections for regulars on a forum on the BBS of a site dedicated to flash animations and games on the Internet, it's a surefire sign that one needs to get out a bit more. c.c)
This part of your post kills me. I can't count how many times I've mentioned in the past that 90% of my online time is spent at work. How much of your free time is spent in front of the computer schneelocke? As for holding the Wi/Ht? elections, they've been going on long before your arrogant ass showed up and I doubt that's going to change in the near future. I'm just surprised you haven't launched into another one of your pathetic rants about the experience system. The receptionist here was right about you. I just can't believe I defended you all this time. I honestly hope you refuse your chance at Wi/Ht? membership if you're ever voted in. If you don't, I'll be removing my own membership number at the first opportunity. I'd also appreciate it if you wouldn't respond to my posts anymore. Offer me this small courtesy and you can be sure I'll return the favor.
New milestone. 32,000 protection points
With various aches and pains, Coop congratulates:
Solidone: 1,000 Blams; EG Corporal
LittleWashu: 2nd NG Berfday
ReconRebel: 32,000 Saves.
At 5/10/07 12:57 PM, Shanus wrote: Eep, so staying the next few weeks then? I'm gonna have to do the same, alcohol will not be good for the mind to remember things
No real change there for me. I did take my girlfriend out to see Spidey 3 the other night, but that was only about £15-20 for the entire night, petrol included. My car was in for work yesterday and they kept it overnight because they were waiting for a part. I got a lift to the Gym from my mum, but then I walked to my girlfriend's (3.5 miles in the rain, along the canal towpath), stopped for a few hours and then walked home (road way, so slightly longer). I have a nasty blister on my toe, but other than that, I'll be very pleased to get my car back this evening.
At 5/10/07 02:41 PM, schneelocke wrote: You should've complained about them.
Perhaps I should have. Anyways, it's far too late now.
Actually, the whole point of a metamoderation system would be that it wouldn't be necessary anymore to PM Tom or Wade to complain about abuses of the moderation system (just like the moderation system means it's not necessary for them to personally read every BBS post).
So if they get a certain number of complaints, the case file presents itself for the admins to decide upon in their own way?
At 5/10/07 05:35 PM, PenguinLink wrote:I don't know. They look a bit tough, don't you think?At 5/10/07 08:04 AM, Coop83 wrote:Nah, ducks playing Ice Hockey sucks balls.
I'm not saying I have a problem with all Ice Hockey playing birds. Penguins aren't bad, because they can kick arse, but ducks? Give me a fucking break.
Fuck Disney
At 5/10/07 05:52 PM, Solidone wrote: trust me, we call ourselves British, not English. I am protestant, trust me on this one.
Trust me, I am English. Britain is a false statement. As far as I'm concerned the Scots, Welsh and Northern Irish can break away and govern themselves. They only cost us money at the moment. That way the huge wad of taxes the government gets from London can be spent on projects in England.
I get pissed off with two groups: the BNP, which are just a bunch of racist bigots and peopel who won't allow me to call myself English, because it's apparently racist.
I am agnostic, trust me on this one.
Listening to:
Sonata Arctica - 'Picturing the Past'
Congrats to:
Solidone - 1000 blams, Elite Guard Corporal
MrFlash - 5 portal awards. lol
LittleWashu - 2 year old NG account. lol, you changed.
Incognitus - Elite Guard Sergeant
Hmm, it's a bit quiet today.
At 5/10/07 03:32 PM, PulpChaos wrote: 6500 saves.
Not an acheivement.
Congrats to:
Little-Rena: Top 4000 EXP; EG Captain
Solidone: 1000 Blams; EG Corporal
PulpChaos: 6500 Saves
ReconRebel: 32000 Saves
Incognitus: EG Sergeant
LittleWashu: 2 years on NG
"As the old saying goes...what was it again?"
Listening to:
System Of A Down - Chop Suey!
Tocotronic - Der gute Rat
Eternal Tears Of Sorrow - Bard's burial
Congrats to:
Little-Rena: EG Captain
Solidone: 1,000 Blams, EG Corporal
MrFlash: 5 Portal Awards
Welcome to the BBS
LittleWashu: 2 Years on NG
Incognitus: EG Sergeant
Go 50 review responses
Achievement, no?
Just saw 28 weeks later, very good. If you liked the first, a must see
_____________________
Congrats:
Solidone - 1000 Blams (Again), Elite Guard Corporal & 1500 B/P
PulpChaos - 6500 Saves
MrFlash - 5 portal Awards
LittleWashu - 2nd NG B-Day
Incognitus - Elite Guard Sergeant
McJesus - 1337 posts
ReconRebel - 32000 Saves
Idiot-Finder - #93 exp
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At 5/11/07 04:16 AM, Coop83 wrote: No real change there for me. I did take my girlfriend out to see Spidey 3 the other night, but that was only about £15-20 for the entire night, petrol included. My car was in for work yesterday and they kept it overnight because they were waiting for a part. I got a lift to the Gym from my mum, but then I walked to my girlfriend's (3.5 miles in the rain, along the canal towpath), stopped for a few hours and then walked home (road way, so slightly longer). I have a nasty blister on my toe, but other than that, I'll be very pleased to get my car back this evening.
Well I'd love a car because I've gotta pay for buses halfway across the country cause of college. And my saint of a mother drives me half an hour to my work every Sat and Sunday at 7:00 AM. I need a car for her sake even.
At 5/10/07 05:52 PM, Solidone wrote: trust me, we call ourselves British, not English. I am protestant, trust me on this one.
Trust me, I am English. Britain is a false statement. As far as I'm concerned the Scots, Welsh and Northern Irish can break away and govern themselves. They only cost us money at the moment. That way the huge wad of taxes the government gets from London can be spent on projects in England.
I agree, the United Kingdom, is a joke now really, it'd be better off as 4 separate countries with their own governments and elections
I get pissed off with two groups: the BNP, which are just a bunch of racist bigots and peopel who won't allow me to call myself English, because it's apparently racist.
I was born in England, my Dad was a Catholic born in Belfast. I spent most of my life living in Ireland, what my previous post said is the truth, no matter what anyone else says
I am agnostic, trust me on this one.
I think this is how the "troubles" in Northern Ireland Started, EEP
Wi/Ht? level up! Lounge || Elite Guard Barracks || Review Request Club || NGLog
I watch an unholy amount of films
At 5/11/07 04:16 AM, Coop83 wrote: Trust me, I am English. Britain is a false statement. As far as I'm concerned the Scots, Welsh and Northern Irish can break away and govern themselves. They only cost us money at the moment. That way the huge wad of taxes the government gets from London can be spent on projects in England.
breaking away would suit me fine. As long as we don;t join the republic of Ireland, then I'm happy.
I get pissed off with two groups: the BNP, which are just a bunch of racist bigots and peopel who won't allow me to call myself English, because it's apparently racist.
That sounds rather strange, stupid BNP.
At 5/11/07 11:48 AM, Shanus wrote:I think this is how the "troubles" in Northern Ireland Started, EEP
Yeah pretty much. we shouldn't have turned the LUL into a political debate but anyway.
Congrats to:
MrFlash: 5 portal awards
LittleWashu: 2 Years on NG
ReconRebel: 32000 Saves
Incognitus: Eg serg
McJesus: 1337 Posts - can he not post his own achievement??
Idiot-Finder: EXp rank #93
Thanks to:
Haggard
Azentiger
Bahamut
Coop83
At 5/11/07 03:28 AM, ReconRebel wrote: This part of your post kills me. I can't count how many times I've mentioned in the past that 90% of my online time is spent at work. How much of your free time is spent in front of the computer schneelocke? As for holding the Wi/Ht? elections, they've been going on long before your arrogant ass showed up and I doubt that's going to change in the near future. I'm just surprised you haven't launched into another one of your pathetic rants about the experience system. The receptionist here was right about you. I just can't believe I defended you all this time. I honestly hope you refuse your chance at Wi/Ht? membership if you're ever voted in. If you don't, I'll be removing my own membership number at the first opportunity. I'd also appreciate it if you wouldn't respond to my posts anymore. Offer me this small courtesy and you can be sure I'll return the favor.
Well, allow me to say that I'm sincerely sorry if what I wrote came across the wrong way; it wasn't my intention to belittle or rag on you or your efforts, and neither did I intend to insult, offend or hurt you. So if I did, I'm sorry for that.
That being said, don't you think you're overreacting a bit? (Or, actually, a lot?)
At 5/11/07 04:16 AM, Coop83 wrote: So if they get a certain number of complaints, the case file presents itself for the admins to decide upon in their own way?
That's what I had in mind, yes...
Hmm... got my 2nd star today. It's kind of odd, because it feels like only yesterday I was climbing the B/P ranks, and now I only really B/P for my daily 10 EXP. Oh how priorities change. This B/P level up puts me into the top 150 VP list too I think, I'll have to wait for the next update. Go me, I guess.
Anywho, congrats to all others that have reached interesting of significant numbers/plateaus.
instead of goign throug 20 pagesto catch up I'm giving all a generic well done to all.
silly work and life and mod stuff interfering....
At 5/10/07 07:08 PM, LittleWashu wrote: 2 years on ng a big deal i guess ^_^
who are you again?
At 5/11/07 03:56 PM, bifgis wrote: Dude, sign up date: 2005, posts: 5, exp: 790
Poor bastard.
Same thing, man. He's a bastard to insult everyone in this topic.
And the thing I hate the most with him is that it includes me.
(Heheh, I see that his post got deleted... He learned his lesson...)
Lol, Total coincidence I even found this achievement.
I was about to click the rankings page when I noticed this on NGLOG!
15000 total stats!
Do you have 2,500+ b/p points? Are you looking for an intelligent club where you can discuss NG related and unrelated topics? Join the Elite Guard Barracks!
At 5/11/07 07:55 PM, Crag wrote: 1 year NG anniversary, I'm almost ashamed.
Congratulations on your one year anniversary. I time where you can look back at the year and where the hell you went wrong!
My 1st NG anniversary is in just over 4 weeks, Hopefully I will have made the top 300 b/pers list by then! That would be a cool thing to achieve by that date!
Do you have 2,500+ b/p points? Are you looking for an intelligent club where you can discuss NG related and unrelated topics? Join the Elite Guard Barracks!
Congrats to:
Crag - First NG berfday.
Idiot-Finder - #93 in exp.
Incognitus - EG Sergeant.
Little-Rena - EG Captain.
LittleWashu - 2 years on NG.
McJesus - 1,337 posts.
phileeguy - EG Major General.
Shanus - 50 review responses.
Solidone - 1,000 blams, and EG Corporal.
Sterockicy - 15,000 total points.
At 5/10/07 08:04 AM, Coop83 wrote: Nah, ducks playing Ice Hockey sucks balls.
Just make sure you don't say that, if you see any running around.
At 5/10/07 05:35 PM, PenguinLink wrote: Yes, me. The person in whom one time you mistakenly mistook as "Penguin-92". >___>
Sorry, man. I was tired at the time. Besides, all you penguins kind of look alike.
At 5/11/07 04:16 AM, Coop83 wrote:Fuck Disney
Indeed. Besides, I can't remember anything that Disney has made that is watchable, other than their movies.
And that's excluding their crappy made-for-TV movies.
Filler text.
Because this space needs to be bigger than it already should be.
Jigen made this sig. madknt downsized it to fit the filesize limit. Go team.
best name everfor me.....
finallly have about 6 topics that went past 300 posts each. wohoo.
Thou Shalt not worship another dick before me!
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777
http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.
My old NG profile ID: 1321019
At 5/11/07 10:58 PM, jarryharry wrote: 3,000 experience points!!!!
totally cool.
Congratsssss!
I think 3,000 experience is a really cool achievement, especially since I have reached it too!!!
At 5/11/07 10:59 PM, faggyjaggy wrote:At 5/11/07 10:58 PM, jarryharry wrote: 3,000 experience points!!!!Congratsssss!
totally cool.
I think 3,000 experience is a really cool achievement, especially since I have reached it too!!!
What's better than 3,000 experience?
Well it is easily 3,015 experience points!
Yes I think suicide is funny and I am sick of pretending its not.
eX(Wi/Ht? #45)
I saw something pretty funny yesterday... If I had deposited every day (until yesterday), I'd have 9,700 Experience. And yesterday I had... 7,900 Experience! Oh em gee conspiracee!! But yeah, whatever...
While making this list, I listened to...
Arch Enemy - Dead Eyes See No Future
Arch Enemy - Burning Angel
Arch Enemy - We Will Rise
Arch Enemy - Enter The Machine
Arch Enemy - Taking Back My Soul
Congrats to:
Serbian-terrorist: 500 Posts
DrHood: 4 NG Years
MetalDart: 5 Portal awards
Falling-Angel: Safety Patrol - Long way to go :P
Deslona: 1,111 Posts
Coop83: 8,888 Posts
LittleWashu: 26,000 B/P
Frostbreath: 1,000 Ng Days
killer-of-cows: LVL 13
AtomicTerrorist: 1,000 NG Days
Snubby: LVL 11
MadCow: EG General; 9.00 VP
bifgis: EG Second Lieutenant
Azentiger: Top 20,000 Experience - lol
Little-Rena: Top 4,000 Experience; EG Captain
Solidone: 1,000 Blams
PulpChaos: EG Sergeant Major
Solidone: EG Corporal
LittleWashu: 2 NG Years
ReconRebel: 32,000 Saves - O_O
Incognitus: EG Sergeant
Shanus: 50 Review Responses
phileeguy: EG Major General
Crag: 1 NG Year
MetalDart: 9.00 VP
jarryharry: 3,000 Experience
faggyjaggy; 3,000 Experience
Fr0gma: 3,000 Experience
Akatsuki321: Silver Whistle
iscrulz: LVL 20 - OH. SHIT. Awesome level, congrats :)
Thanks to:
X-Naut
BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER
BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER
BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER
At 5/12/07 01:47 AM, iscrulz wrote: Just call me thor
Congrats, Thor! ;)
Congrats toL
AtomicTerrorist: 11k saves, 1k days on ng
FakeX-Naut AGE 17
OsAmARaMa Top 400 exp
Casualty 7,777 protections
Shanus: E.g. Praporshchik, 2222 blams
MARCUSM 9k exp
DrHood 4 years on NG
Falling-Angel: Safety Patrol
deslona: E.g. Captain, 1,111 posts
LittleWashu 26K b/p, 2 years on NG
Frostbreath 1k days on NG
killer-of-cows: level 13
Snubby: Level 11
MadCow: E.g. General with 9.00 and over VP
bifgis: E.g. 2nd Lt.
Little-Rena: Top 4k in exp and E.g. Captian
Solidone: 1k blams, E.g. Corporal
MetalFlash 5 portal awards
ReconRebel 32,000 saviour points
Incognitus: E.g. Sergeant
phileeguy: E.g. major general
Crag 1st ng befrthdays
MetalDart: 9.00 VP
jarryharry & faggyjaggy 3,000 EXP
Thanks to:
PenguinLink
Generic Thanks to:
ramagi
Box Hammer Thanks to:
Casulty
schneelocke
At 5/7/07 08:46 AM, Shanus wrote:At 5/7/07 07:33 AM, iscrulz wrote: Some suggestions you could suggest in the Casualty's NgLog suggestion thread. Or for LUL level up posts just wait until you hit a 10k mark.I just might do that, like now
Well did you?? too shiftless to check it for myself.
At 5/8/07 04:09 AM, Coop83 wrote:At 5/7/07 07:33 AM, iscrulz wrote:Phew, for a moment there, I thought you were going to say you'd found my porno stash O.oAt 5/6/07 06:11 AM, Coop83 wrote: Wow, bolded. That either means I've done something very good or very bad... I'm guessing good this time :DUm yes this time the former. I usually dont bold and stuff but with several notable milecheivements it fit the description well.
Well now that you mentioned it I may take a gander.
At 5/8/07 04:52 AM, Bahamut wrote:At 5/7/07 07:33 AM, iscrulz wrote: and a touch of the laziness. Matt G would be proud of your F>S sig.He certainly would.
Not for Al Jean, James L. Brooks or Sam Simon though.
Yes he was just asking to be ridiculed with teh Goatse obession.Yeah, that's right.
I bet he was an alt of someone here, has to be.
At 5/8/07 03:19 PM, Casualty wrote: To:
EVERYONE: Fine, fine, I set Ng Log so it'll tell you the n*10,000th total stat instead of the n*1,000th...
I am pleased. You I Thank.
ISCRULZ: I did think there was something unusual about your list: it wasn't full of typos :P
typos well I better proof read gooder than.
At 5/9/07 03:00 AM, gfoxcook wrote:At 5/7/07 07:33 AM, iscrulz wrote: I should of kept track but the damn mods deleted my sig for my ban count on more than one occasion.You could always keep track in a file on your own hard drive instead of using your sig, man. O_o
I did in 2005 but Ii was banned in the 2 years before that. Well I have been a good boy and not gotten into any troubles.
BLKEHGHGHggvsd.At 5/7/07 03:32 AM, gfoxcook wrote: 37blehehehehehhhhhhhhhhhhh.Yes I will get that many when ng shuts down.
You oh-Kay
Yes, I confess to being curious.Speechless I hope from intrigue.pointse-spread kirks pee hole wide...
It was an inevitable
Is "pointse" some sort of unholy cousin to goatse?
It could be, it should be, it probaly is be, maybe named sheepse
FAIL.IT'S WHAT I KNOW, MAN. This ain't just opinion. It's rockhard, rocksolid music FACT.A fact huh still sounds like personal opininions to me, rock and rock it maybe but still just a hypothesis, not law.
Fofl
Kay kay.Well, I can't wait to try those two for SA, then.Good, but be aware of the Alpha it seems like a fast car but it sucks. The best car would be Bullet.
The Ak47 is there to so players can feel like middle east terrorist
Yep. In Vice City, at least:Every single vehicle has a real life counterpart in GTA, though, no matter how hard or easy it is to see from how it looks or from the name. I always know from the looks, personally. The name is seldom close.Right I admit I have a hard time telling the names apart. I think inferus=lambo cheetah=ferrai comet=porcshe banshee=viper Bullet=Ford GT. Correct if wrong.
Infernus = Lamborghini Countach (prolly my fave car growing up in the 80s, BTW)
That car reminds me of the Lambo Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunne bought
Cheetah = Ferrari Testarossa (the most classicest of 80s Ferrari styleses)
or was it this
Stinger = Ferrari Daytona Spyder 365 GTS/4 (as in Miami Vice's pilot)
I like the Gta 3 stingers more.
Comet = Porsche 911 Carrera
Phoenix = Pontiac Trans-Am
etc.
Although I read that the Infernus is a Vector M12 in GTAIII (I haven't gotten that far in the game yet) and an Acura NSX in GTA:SA, so apparently a lot of the cars are different real life models in different GTA games.
Interesting I couldnt tell the difference in Vice and 3 or maybe because I havent played 3 in years, but for SA its a whole different car.
What's up with that, anyway? O_o
Something is up, the progammers there some of them must be car enthusists
Anyway, here's a nice photo gallery of all the vehicles in GTA:VC:
http://www.guru.net.nz/games/gtavc/
Uh yes there might be cars stat list to compare I like it becuase its harder to steal. You have cheetah only 2 fags with uzi compared to 3 fbi cars with 12 feds with smg's. The GTA 3 car(Kurma=Neon) was cool too. for SA its stupid SUVsAh, so it's the challenge. Plus, just getting up to 5 stars instead of just 3 stars needed to get the car to even come out, of course. #;-}>
Right if you dont want a challenge use the rpg launcher or minigun to attract more stars or use heavy military vechiles
Yah, yah. A lot of people apparently swear by Banshees and Stingers for stability and handling. I think Infernus is the perfect mix between the high speed of a Cheetah but more stability like those, though.But I like the Cheetah's speed. It's hard to control at top speed, though. Infernus = better handling, so I wish there was a VCPD Infernus, personally.That would be cool. Handling is a better a aspect than speed.
Let them drive the cheaper sports car. I would pick the hotring racer over bahshee & stinger. Infernus is the top car is its class I do believe
Ha thats sucks the suckers. Some place need a pcj though I cant one on the top 2nd island ( north of the mall.)Yeah, that one's been driving me crazy.
Ah well it just isnt me having a hard time.
There was a tough one near the airport, too, but I finally got that one with a PCJ... I can't get the one you just mentioned. That one plus 2 others is killing me.
Is it the one jumping off the building near the boat docks or jumping some stair case.
Yeah yeah I tried fusing gfoxclock with Dr. Nick and FA-aled. Glick is too close to Jimminy Glick. I hope the gfox smilie represented you knowing that.I know teh character, but I wasn't actually thinking of that fusion. Good... attempt... there. I AM NOT MARTIN SHORT. #;-}>
Ever so then perhaps more effort and thought should have been done by me. The response got lots of replies though.
At 5/11/07 11:48 AM, Shanus wrote: Go 50 review responses
Achievement, no?
maybe depends on the person you're asking. so congrats unless your a review response little whore.
At 5/12/07 03:22 AM, schneelocke wrote:At 5/12/07 01:47 AM, iscrulz wrote: Just call me thorCongrats, Thor! ;)
Thanks agian. I more happy not being level 19, plus I can be a badass because I have the Dark Aura turn on.
Yes I think suicide is funny and I am sick of pretending its not.
eX(Wi/Ht? #45)
Readying for his first Saturday cricket match this year, Coop congratulates:
Incognitus: EG Sergeant
Shanus: 50 Review Responses
Let me know when you get 100, I'll start tracking you for the list
philleeguy: EG Major General
Sterockicy: 15,000 Total Points
Crag: 1st NG Berfday
MetalDart: 9.00 VP
jarryharry; faggyjaggy; FR0GMA: 3,000 Experience
Akatsuki321: Silver Whistle
iscrulz: Level 20
Thanks to:
Casualty
At 5/11/07 11:48 AM, Shanus wrote: Well I'd love a car because I've gotta pay for buses halfway across the country cause of college. And my saint of a mother drives me half an hour to my work every Sat and Sunday at 7:00 AM. I need a car for her sake even.
Well, I got mine back yesterday and it's an amazing thing to have back. Now all I need is petrol in the tank and to go and pay that bill next week :(
At 5/11/07 11:52 AM, Solidone wrote:At 5/11/07 04:16 AM, Coop83 wrote: I get pissed off with two groups: the BNP, which are just a bunch of racist bigots and peopel who won't allow me to call myself English, because it's apparently racist.That sounds rather strange, stupid BNP.
I should have distinguished between the groups - the BNP is the racist bigots, while the second group is the Politically Correct twats, who say that calling myself English is racist.
At 5/11/07 12:12 PM, schneelocke wrote:At 5/11/07 04:16 AM, Coop83 wrote: So if they get a certain number of complaints, the case file presents itself for the admins to decide upon in their own way?That's what I had in mind, yes...
I would PM Tom about it, but he's gone off to get married and have a honeymoon. Congratulations to him.
At 5/11/07 04:00 PM, ramagi wrote: instead of goign throug 20 pagesto catch up I'm giving all a generic well done to all.
silly work and life and mod stuff interfering....
Welcome back (again) and thanks (again)
At 5/11/07 09:27 PM, X-Naut wrote:At 5/10/07 08:04 AM, Coop83 wrote: Nah, ducks playing Ice Hockey sucks balls.Just make sure you don't say that, if you see any running around.
*brandishes gauntlet* I'll take 'em on
At 5/11/07 04:16 AM, Coop83 wrote:Indeed. Besides, I can't remember anything that Disney has made that is watchable, other than their movies.Fuck Disney
And that's excluding their crappy made-for-TV movies.
Tieing in nicely with the duck theme, their Ducktales the Movie was quite good, although I was about 10 when it was released
At 5/12/07 04:04 AM, iscrulz wrote:At 5/8/07 04:09 AM, Coop83 wrote: Phew, for a moment there, I thought you were going to say you'd found my porno stash O.oWell now that you mentioned it I may take a gander.
Well, as you walk in the closet, turn left and keep going. If you walk through something sticky, you've gone too far ;)