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June 3rd 2005 - account major_punk is created.
July 24th - I learn to b/p and deposit exp.
August 14th - Makes 100th post and 1st post in the LUL
August 16th - First 1000 b/p.
August 30th - Level 9
Sept 7th - Declares top 300 b/p before January 1st the ultimate goal.
Sept 10th - 100th Day on NG
Sept 21st - 100th Review
Sept 22nd - Voting Power 6.00
Oct 29th - 1000 Exp
Nov 8th - Creates Alts major_alt & major_alt2
Dec 10th - major_alt raches Level 10

Im overdoing it arnt I?

Well after being a level 9 for 102 days I can now enjoy being a level 10 for 113 days. by looking at my alts ranking that has exactly 400 Exp, I can see there is roughly 35,000 level 9's. haha
This a screenshot minutes before becoming a level 10.

Yep im overdoing it.

My first post as a level 11… I think that it’s because of the fact this is the final bare hand weapon that makes it special. Though people may dislike the icon I have noting against it. No to strive for the real weapons… time for me to aim for the barb wire… well That and EGSC.

I am an Elite Guard First Lieutenant now, woooooooooo!!!!!! :D:D:D

At 12/10/05 12:01 AM, major_punk wrote: Well after being a level 9 for 102 days I can now enjoy being a level 10 for 113 days.

Nice work major_punk. Steady with the deposits I see. Stick with it and you'll have no other choice but to pass all the others before you who have given up.

This a screenshot minutes before becoming a level 10.

At least Captain Anal didn't shove a weed up your ass for posting an inappropriate pic. Then again... when you're my age you could look at it as a free prostate exam.

I drink to make other people seem more interesting.

I drink a lot. ^_~

222 posts! ;) For some special reasons that I cannot tell, I always enjoy numbers like 111, 222, 333 and etc. By the way, I joined the NG Police Crew a few moments ago and it was the first club I joined. What a nice day!

At 12/10/05 12:01 AM, major_punk wrote: Dec 10th - major_alt raches Level 10

O snap, that reminds me of my alt. >:(

I forgot password before it reached level 10, and I don't think I can get it back. Gah! Hah.

At 12/9/05 08:42 PM, Afro_Stud wrote: gfox hasn't mentioned it anywhere yet, he just e-mailed everyone on newgrounds about it, I'm assuming you didn't get a copy of the e-mail?

Well, I don't believe you.

Aren't you going to thank me for the screenie I made for your alt koreaman?

No, because he is not my alt. Seriously, enough of this shit!

Congrats to:

KungFuCow - 1000 posts, Elite Guard Corporal
Afro_harryjarry - 777 posts
IWantSomeCookies - 500 saves
XwaynecoltX - 15000 blams
TITROTU - 13337 blams.
Funkchiken - 500 posts
CrimsonRocker - 5.55 VP
major_punk - Level 10
Ghost_Phantom - Level 11
Dream_of_Duke - Elite Guard First Lieutenant

Thanks to:

schneelocke

At 12/10/05 04:45 AM, Bahamut7 wrote: IWantSomeCookies - 500 saves

Haha, thanks for the congrats, but it was 900 blams and 500 saves together. Kind of weird, and i've never seen anything like that. I think next week i'll be on the next B/P level too. :)

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At 12/10/05 05:52 AM, IWantSomeCookies wrote: Haha, thanks for the congrats, but it was 900 blams and 500 saves together.

I know, but I felt 900 blams wasn't something worth congratting for. 500 saves, yes, but 900 blams, no.

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Over 8000 EXP Points!

At 12/9/05 06:21 PM, Afro_Stud wrote: Maybe someone else happened to catch your 15K blams? *whistles*

Haha thanks for the screen i forgot to post the one i had, but the one you posted was much better anyways thanks...

~X~

how is everyone doing this fine day? anyways congrats list

Congrats

Coop83-Elite Guard Sgt. Major
Tom_s00-lvl 14
KungFuCow-1k posts
Afro_harryjarry-777 posts
Xwaynecoltx-#99 in xp and 15k blams
TIROTU-13337 blams
Funkchiken-500 posts
CrimsonRocker-5.55 VP all lvl ups are great!
major_punk-lvl 10...feels good to get rid of the wretched hand until lvl 11 huh?
Ghost_Phantom-lvl 11....back to the hand again...heh
Dream_of_Duke-Elite Guard First Lieutenant
hot_and_charming-222 posts and joining your first club
Dent0n-over 8k xp....2k xp more
and to anyone i may have accidently missed

Ok… Now the minor things…

Top 300 in B/P.
5555 Blams
Over 2 K saves
A PPD finally at over 2.
VP of 7.00 + ( just by one…)
Pic show all of those.

i'm gonna be level 8 tomorrow

Well, I got 50 reviews. I aint much to brag about but I'm trying to get on the list, do a few a day, takeit easy.

At 12/10/05 11:04 AM, _DarK_ wrote: Well, I got 50 reviews. I aint much to brag about but I'm trying to get on the list, do a few a day, takeit easy.

Lol yeah, I just passed 450. But its hard to get into the habit of reviewing.

But remember, only review when a Flash has PASSED judgement, otherwise it will not count your review if you review a movie that gets blammed.

Congrats:

Afro_harryjarry - 777 posts
IWantSomeCookies - 500 saves
XwaynecoltX - 15000 blams, top 100 XP users
TITROTU - 13337 blams
Latinoralf - 8.00 VP
Afro_Stud - Elite Guard Second Lieutenant
Funkchiken - 500 posts
CrimsonRocker - 5.55 VP
major_punk - Level 10
Ghost_Phantom - Level 11
Dream_of_Duke - Elite Guard First Lieutenant
hot_and_charming - 222 posts
Dent0n - 8000 XP
Ghost_Phantom - lots of stuff
_DarK_ - 50 reviews

At 12/10/05 01:02 AM, ReconRebel wrote:
At least Captain Anal didn't shove a weed up your ass for posting an inappropriate pic. Then again... when you're my age you could look at it as a free prostate exam.

Gotta remember Recon, that most people in here strive to be like him :S Which is fucked up. Also, they hold him in too high a regard in my honest opinion. Sometimes i feel he is a nazi bastard, but other times, like when he was in chat a while ago, he was an ok guy. I dunno, maybe its this authority thing he has on NG.

Zimmerframe for the old man :P

I finally got my new badge today, and tomorow im getting my level 11

Yeah baby, Elite Guard Private at flippin' last! I've spent all day in the portal, so I havent really been posting, but it's been worth it.

I'm glad it was a save that helped me get through.

2 pics in one.. 1 before, 1 after. Haha.

Finally made it to 400 reviews. Took longer than I thought
Next targets: top 700 in exp. and 50 responses.

At 12/10/05 06:03 PM, Banjay wrote: 11111 posts, 111 reviews.

What a 1derful coincidence

</so not planned>

Lol. Or what is not..? Nice though lol.

Congratulations to:
BonusStage - 13,337 posts
I missed a screencapture opportunity. Oh my. Cool number anyway sir.

Coop83 - Elite Guard Sergeant Major
Only one step behind Praporschik. Good work sir.

Tom_s00 - Level 14

Why is it you always want the level above the one you have...

Because you touch yourself at night. oh god overused Family Guy quote

XwaynecoltX - top 100 experience users, 15K blams
Keep climbing the stat ladders, dude.

Afro_Stud - Elite Guard Second Lieutenant
One bar. One more rank, and you're rid of the silver almost for good (that is until EG Captain, which definitely deserves to be gold).

Ghost_Phantom - Level 11, top 300 B/Pers, 5,555 blams, 2K+ saves, 7.00+ VP
Although I already knew about the main level up. The icon demands much more respect, even if it is sorta ugly and annoying. Congrats.

Dent0n - 8K+5 experience
Congratulations on depositing for 800 days' worth. Or maybe less, considering the extra experience at the beginning.

Sanjay - 11,111 posts, 111 reviews
TIME FOR A 1DERFUL SCREENSHOT

At 12/9/05 09:36 AM, Nomader wrote: And aplogies for Charrlotte for your divorce with FBIpolux.

Regret for changing your username? :P

Apparently, most people are not aware that my current username is only *possibly* temporary, and FBI and I have made up for the moment. We'll just have to wait and see whether I end up prefering this alias.

It's cool being eMarried though. :3

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What's so funny? I liked that #1 anyways!!

*cries*

emo

At 12/9/05 08:42 PM, Afro_Stud wrote: You're going to have to explain that one to me.

He says "bah" a lot, among others who do the same.

Yes, yes, that's more like it, you'll be in my thanks list at the bottom this time, I left you out last time because of the lack of a decent congrats :P

Actually, I just completely forgot about the congrats list ;)

ok

Not quite changing grades, changing other information, information that had nothing to do with me...

Oh.












Changing other people's grades?

You have o_O

Damn my stupidity, bah >:(

teehee.

Heh, meh it's just some sort of little joke :)

Slightly incredibly lame.

Locks were first. I believe they first came into being in '02

At least that's when I recall their movies first appearing.

Yah. Whichever way, Clocks, Locks, and the [former] SS are all cool.

Another unfinished sentence :O

...layout.

Hmm I do vaguely recall it now.

I wouldn't say it was worse than the thanksgiving one though.

ok

But then I don't like change, so I wouldn't like any new logo...

If you don't like change, then why do you change your clothes?

Or do you?

k that was lame

LOL

I know I'm no spammer, but I have made a few posts from time to time where I've thought 'was that really worth making', they weren't spam posts, but meh.

Ok so we agree cool word shipshape tippytop blargh.

Gotcha

I shall say no more...

ok

Oh but you should ;)

If only they didn't take so long.

Bah >:(

I really was caught up :\

IWantSomeCookies wrote
Ok, this is my 3,500th post

Nice, you should post on the 3k or 4k instead though besides it would
look better. the halfway mark (500) looks odd, but anyways congrats...

Afro_harryjarry wrote
I just got 5,000 blams!

Nice congrats you just keep piling up the stats dont you :)

Placebo wrote
I finally just ranked up to Elite Guard Major for B/Ps. Voting
power is now 10.97

Congrats almost at 11.00 VP...

Wylo wrote
Finally... An accomplishment worth mentioning. 13.00VP

Very nice VP indeed. keep it up...

Bahamut7 wrote
My 10000th post!

Congrats, Hmmm not sure but i think i said congrats didnt i? hmmm...

Shadow_Link_92 wrote
I made it to lvl 3!

Haha, sorry that was just funny but congrats in anycase, i would wait till
level 9 to post about new levels, sonce the lower levels are very fast to
come by...

Latinoralf wrote
Well I finaly reached my next level Elite Guard Captain, and I'm
almost at 8 VP power :D

Congrats on EGC and the almost 8VP...

KungFuCow wrote
Finally, 1000+ posts on BBS.

Cool congrats...

Afro_Stud wrote
As for me, I'm now an Elite Guard Second Lieutenant.

Ha you again, hehe anyways congrats...

Dream_of_Duke wrote
I am an Elite Guard First Lieutenant now

Nice, the EGFL is looking good...

~X~

YEAH! I just got Elite Guard Private First Class! Which means I successfully accomplished my goal of getting 500 B/P's in 5 days! ^_^
Next goal: Elite Guard Corporal before the end of next week. I can do it!

What is it now? Six days? Seven days? I'm too lazy to open up the experience chart to see how much longer until I get my red boxing glove...

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Sorry, folks - no list... I'm bored, and sick. I actually should be on a backpacking campout at this current time, and instead, I'm taking antibiotics for the next week.

What a life...

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Broken Saints is the most annoying series ever. I have probably watched 8/12 hours off the motion tweened comic.

Why... why? Why'd I ever press the link on the front page?

Oh well... I guess I have to watch the other four hours soon enough... once you start, you can't stop watching it's philisophical goodness.

At 12/10/05 07:00 PM, Charrlotte wrote:

At 12/9/05 09:36 AM, Nomader wrote: And aplogies for Charrlotte for your divorce with FBIpolux.

Regret for changing your username? :P

Apparently, most people are not aware that my current username is only *possibly* temporary

Why change it in the first place? Why fix it when it "ain't broke"? I admit, I had good reason to change mine from the corny "MarioFan22", but... meh - whatever you want. Your signature seems to agree with me though. o.O

and FBI and I have made up for the moment. We'll just have to wait and see whether I end up prefering this alias.

It's cool being eMarried though. :3

I'm sure that this is only the "Official Statement" so Pure keeps his tounge in his mouth... o.O

...

What's so funny? I liked that #1 anyways!!

*cries*

emo

*takes out guitar and begins to pluck at strings*

:/

At 12/9/05 08:42 PM, Afro_Stud wrote:

At 12/9/05 09:36 AM, Nomader wrote: This was the dumbest list update I've ever made in my life.

Yes. That list sucked.

Yes, and your "Quote Pyramid" method of congragulating people is so much greater.
:P

*subtracts 50 points*

You know what I'm talking about, keep it quiet.

*stammers*

I want my points back!

*speechless*

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I'm thinking of making a "Light User" list so I can gang up with the darks and neutrals, and make them convert...

I must be going insane...

At 12/10/05 08:39 PM, Nomader wrote: Why change it in the first place? Why fix it when it "ain't broke"? I admit, I had good reason to change mine from the corny "MarioFan22", but... meh - whatever you want.

Oh my, I've gotta repeat this over and over.

"SadicSchoolgirl was too long and unwieldy an alias."

Your signature seems to agree with me though. o.O

I'm waiting for Rocketman to make me a similar one.

I'm sure that this is only the "Official Statement" so Pure keeps his tounge in his mouth... o.O

yes ok

*takes out guitar and begins to pluck at strings*

/

CRRRAAAWWWLING INNN MYYYYY SKIIIIINNNNNNNNN

I'm thinking of making a "Light User" list so I can gang up with the darks and neutrals, and make them convert...

I actually made a list once of neutral users that absolutely needed to change.

At 12/10/05 09:13 PM, Charrlotte wrote:

At 12/10/05 08:39 PM, Nomader wrote: I'm thinking of making a "Light User" list so I can gang up with the darks and neutrals, and make them convert...

I actually made a list once of neutral users that absolutely needed to change.

Light auras blow chunks. ^_^ It's like that traffic light/banana correlation.

On a traffic light green means go, yellow means yield and red means stop. On a banana it's entirely different. Yellow means go, green means stop and red means "Where the Hell did you get that banana?"

At 12/10/05 09:13 PM, Charrlotte wrote:

At 12/10/05 08:39 PM, Nomader wrote:

Oh my, I've gotta repeat this over and over.

"SadicSchoolgirl was too long and unwieldy an alias."

Fine, stick with Charrlotte for all I care...

So I don't get "kk" or something of the like as an answer, I'll write down that people shorten it to Sadic anyhow...

damn "kk"'s are 'conversation killers'

Your signature seems to agree with me though. o.O

I'm waiting for Rocketman to make me a similar one.

Don't you make photoshops? Why not just edit the name?

Alright, sorry. I'll shut up. This is coming from one of the laziest people alive.

I'm sure that this is only the "Official Statement" so Pure keeps his tounge in his mouth... o.O

yes ok

Bleh.

*takes out guitar and begins to pluck at strings*

/

CRRRAAAWWWLING INNN MYYYYY SKIIIIINNNNNNNNN

XD
Heh... *glances at Linkin Park CD covered in dust in a corner*

That was... a long time ago... *whistles*

I'm thinking of making a "Light User" list so I can gang up with the darks and neutrals, and make them convert...

I actually made a list once of neutral users that absolutely needed to change.

Meh. I dunno. I'm seriously thinking about it for once. If I actually felt like it. But knowing me, it won't happen.

If you respond "k" to this...