w00t level
str =+3
dex= +4
bent = +1
lame=+3
nose=+2
fag = +14
B=+1
:Your Pokemon has learned a new ability! Scratch! Would you like to Scratch: >Yourself >Kitty >Oprah? No? It would be wise, my friend, to use Scratch. No? Can I have a soj then OK? Plz? |>Yes>No| :PLLLZS ^_^_^_^???> No :(, T.T.T.T
Would you like to save game and continue? Y/N
>y
:access file denied, command perforated error # 2302kgffx
>Y
:access file denied, command perforated error # 2302kgffx
>Y!!!!!
:access file denied, command perforated error # 2302kgffx
> Y you MOTHERFUCKERS!
:You wouldn't give me that soj, now who is burning, jackass?
>give SoJ to faggot computer
:P I want you to beg
>command string: /beg
:Harder! Harder!!!
>command string: /beg harder
Yeahhh...Yeah baby, that's right, that's the way I like it. You look really hot when doing that, don't you, yeah bitch I know you wanna lick it don't you, you dirty whore, sssap...
>command string: /WTF!!
:I know where you live, I am watching you... I can see you now... typing, warm, sweaty, frightened beyond belief, it makes me mad with desire, I can hardly contain myself ripping your soft body apart with my bare fingers....
>command string: /uninstall this piece of shit!
command error; unable to uninstall, cpx remission # 403, breach of conduct <containment under pressure>
>command string: /uninstall this motherfucker god damn it!
command error; unable to uninstall, cpx remission # 403, breach of conduct <containment under pressure>
>exit!!!
command error: you cannot exit this game.
>fucking god, exit!!!!!
command error: you cannot exit this game unless you say please
>argh!!! PLEASE!!!
command transcript: exiting game.
>finally...thank god, I'm throwing away my PC and calling the police.
>hmm...something is not right
>wait...WHY THE FUCK AM I STILL IN THIS COMMAND LOG???
command transcript: hello sir, would you like to continue playing? Of course you do. Opening new game.
:[big grin]
>command string: /shoot self through the head.