At 5/8/05 08:16 PM, ReconRebel wrote: I'm glad I didn't give it a zero. I probably would've gotten a message saying "error- burn in hell scum."

What movie was that? I think i'll try it out, but with my alt, since it has lower VP.

Congratz to:

Bahamut7 - 11.111 Posts Per Day. 1337 numbers are always 1337.
Bonuststage - 9,000 posts. That's waaaay ahead of me. NIce post to :)
Kam-Ron - Elite Guard Master Sergeant. Only one more badge 'til the golden ones.

At 5/9/05 10:52 AM, Frostbreath wrote: Congratz to:
Bahamut7 - 11.111 Posts Per Day. 1337 numbers are always 1337.

Thanks! :)

Also, is FireFox being a retarded prick to any of you? It's certainly fucking up on me right now. Each time I try to get on a page, the page is just blank! Not all the time, but it's constantly happening! If I'm on the Flash Portal, the banner and/or the buttons next to the logo do not appear. >:( Makes me want to bash the computer to death!

I'm going to work on Flash and if FireFox is still being a bastard to me when I think I've done a lot of work on Flash today, I won't be happy AT ALL!

Congrats to:

-RedHotRadiators: Police Officer. OMfg, you have sooooo many b/p :P
-vagrant_fluke: Police Captain. Almost to the EG Ranks.
-ThugNasty: 3,000 Blams. Nice.
-RedCircle: 6,000 Blams, 3,000 Saves. Awesome, a great ratio, and cool matching numbers.
-OsAmARaMa: 4,000 Exp. Other numbers>Five>Zero
-schneelocke: 3,333 Blams. Why, it is that interesting of a milestone :P
-Bahamut7: 11.111 PPD. Great number.
-BonusStage: 9,000 Posts. Roffels, spam.
-Kam-Ron: EG Master Sergeant. I think I'll pass on the massaging.

At 5/7/05 07:09 PM, _redruM_ wrote: Thanks muchly. As for your doubts, are you aware that Winnipeg is the murder capital of Canada? At least one person gets killed pretty much every week.

Really? Wouldn't want to live there, then. Don't really see why anyone would.

Anyways, only one page and a few posts since my last post, wich was two whole days ago? Damn, is this place dying or something :P

Also, Firefox finally works again, so yay.

And some whore passed me in B/P :(
I'm really bad at losing, mind you :(

At 5/9/05 11:31 AM, Bahamut7 wrote: Wah wah wah, FireFox is being a bitch! >:(

Um, people, please ignore my ranting about FireFox. All I needed was to restart the computer. :S

At 5/9/05 11:42 AM, -Mazza- wrote: Congrats to:
-Bahamut7: 11.111 PPD. Great number.

Why thank you! :D But I felt 9.999PPD was better.

At 5/9/05 10:48 AM, Bahamut7 wrote: A bunch of retards decided to piss me off, but I had backup, so my friends called them names back. >:) However, I find it fucking sick for people to tease people that have special needs such as me. I'm sure some of you people would agree with me about that.

Yeah, I really hate that too. Elementary school was a real bitch for me. I have mild autism, Aspergers Syndrome, ADHD and OCD and the school I went to had no special needs support whatsoever. The thing that really pissed me off was that I would be insulted not only by my fellow students, but my teachers as well.
I was glad when I finally got out of there, I'm now at a high school which has one of the best programs for special needs in the Province. Where I was failing most of my classes in elementary, I now have an A average.
Speaking of school, I guess I should be leaving soon, seeing as my classes started two hours ago. :/ I really need to remember to set my alarm from now on.

Yay, I finally levelled up because I decided to do some b/s's for ME today.

I'm now Elite Guard Corporal. I know it isn't much for you high level folks, but meh...

OMG! Finally... christ almight (not to offend)... lvl f'n 12...

Yup, i only missed 4 deposits between lvl 11 and 12... that is a freaking record for me considering i'm only a lvl 12 and signed up back in like 02. : P

wow this is probably the biggest thread i've ever seen which seems to me to be nothing but a place to bring your post number up hehehe anyway i got to lvl 9 a little while ago and god 11 is SOOO far away in relative comparison but.... w/e so do i get a cookie or some pie for leveling?

At 5/9/05 03:32 PM, Myst_Williams wrote: OMG! Finally... christ almight (not to offend)... lvl f'n 12...
Yup, i only missed 4 deposits between lvl 11 and 12... that is a freaking record for me considering i'm only a lvl 12 and signed up back in like 02. : P

Huge congrats dude, i know the feeling, i loved it when i escaped the clutches of level 11 ! maby now if i posted a bit more we could do one of those stupid name swaps lol ^_^ enjoy lvl 12 you'll have it for long enough : p

At 5/9/05 05:05 PM, l3itch wrote: wow this is probably the biggest thread i've ever seen which seems to me to be nothing but a place to bring your post number up hehehe anyway i got to lvl 9 a little while ago and god 11 is SOOO far away in relative comparison but.... w/e so do i get a cookie or some pie for leveling?

Well it's not quite the biggest (ASM is) but you came to the right place, congrats on your level up : )

Bah, looks like those LUL rules I wrote are never going to work, and this thread is just as fast-growing as ever. I can't keep up, meh. Congrats to anyone who... nah, I think I'll stop saying that now, it's getting old. On to the main point of this post:

2,222 saves!

At 5/9/05 04:45 PM, BonusStage wrote:

At 5/9/05 03:02 PM, -Lauren- wrote: Yay, I finally levelled up because I decided to do some b/s's for ME today.

hahaah be quiet you, you know i'd get points for you if you ASKED :P

Maybe if I grovelled and begged and promised you naked pictures... but it's ok, I like doing them myself. I'm not doing anything better at the moment, just lazy around and studying maybe 10 minutes a day.

At 5/9/05 10:52 AM, Frostbreath wrote: Congratz to:
Bonuststage - 9,000 posts. That's waaaay ahead of me. NIce post to :)

too*
sorry it is like the only word i ever correct ;P

HHAHHHAHAHAHAHA. The only word you ever correct? you always correct my SPEELING, but that's just because I'm a retard and don't spell properly.

At 5/8/05 09:34 PM, atricaudatus wrote: The only time I've ever gotten a similar message is when I tried to vote on a "verge of death" submission.

Someone else in here mentioned they received a similar message. Can't recall who. Heh, how about voting on a submission fully aware it's an easy blam point only to get "sorry that submission no longer exists".

Guess the puter thought I was just trying to nail a gimme BP. Which of course, I was.

Everyone tries for the quick blam points now and then, especially if they're just logging on. With the steadily increasing number of voters the submissions don't stay under judgment for very long. Not like they used to. Once I'm on-line I vote on submission as soon as I spot them. My job has me away from the terminal for 20 to 30 minutes every hour so when I get back there's usually a nice bunch waiting for me.

At 5/8/05 11:44 PM, BonusStage wrote:

At 5/8/05 10:14 PM, Kam-Ron wrote: Yehhh Elite Guard Master Sergeant. Who wants to massage my feet first?

Recon does

Straight out of left field it's BonusStage. If you want me to massage Kam-Rons feet then you have to suck each his ten lovely toes first! Don't choke on the big ones ;-)

At 5/9/05 10:46 AM, AconiteThrill wrote: I've had it a few times normally on shorter flashes (well in my experiences.) it's not becuse im trying to collect points "iligally" probably just the system having a few bugs in it.

Tom! Nooooo! You've joined the ranks of the name changing chameleons! What was it that finally pushed you over the edge?

At 5/9/05 10:52 AM, Frostbreath wrote:

At 5/8/05 08:16 PM, ReconRebel wrote: I'm glad I didn't give it a zero. I probably would've gotten a message saying "error- burn in hell scum."

What movie was that? I think i'll try it out, but with my alt, since it has lower VP.

Can't remember. I went close to two days without sleep and nailed well over 200 points with something like 20 misses. The submission would be protected by now so I don't think you'd get that particular error message.

At 5/9/05 05:32 PM, Eldarion wrote: Bah, looks like those LUL rules I wrote are never going to work, and this thread is just as fast-growing as ever.

Some of the mods got around to discussing it but never implementing it.

I can't keep up, meh.

Who says you have to keep up Eldarion? As long as the forum regulars make an effort not to spam in here the rest will fall into place.

At 5/9/05 06:15 PM, ReconRebel wrote:

At 5/8/05 09:34 PM, atricaudatus wrote: The only time I've ever gotten a similar message is when I tried to vote on a "verge of death" submission.

Someone else in here mentioned they received a similar message. Can't recall who. Heh, how about voting on a submission fully aware it's an easy blam point only to get "sorry that submission no longer exists".

Yeah, that *suxor. (*Old dude's weak attempt to seem cool using BBS vernacular)
Even worse, I have sometimes written a lengthy and helpful review only to to be given the "that movie no longer exists" message when I finally hit post.
doesn't help that I am such a slow (read: poor and pathetic) typist. But hey, I only got nine fingers, so that's my lame excuse. ;-)

BTW, did anyone else catch Camelhadino's flash the other day?
VERY nice piece of work!

At 5/6/05 08:27 PM, _redruM_ wrote: If non-NG stats are in the criteria now, I have an interesting one for you. I've been in 3 life threatening situations in the past month. Well, 2, the second one was really just a large inconvenience, not really life threatening.

>>cut

Finally, while coming home from one of my classes, I was jumped by two guys. I had been sparring for like 45 minutes straight in my class, so my body was already pretty taxed. Luckily, I still had it in me to pull off some of my better moves (lol) and get away with no more than a cut and a few bruises. This one was pretty ugly. I broke the first guy's nose. Then the second guy got angry, pulled a knife, and managed to slice me through my jacket. Then I managed to break his arm and jaw, and took off. Luckily I caught a bus when I got to the street, but they were still on the ground when they left my sight.

good job, it would have been best to get the cops thou... aren't you concerned that when their faces heal they will be waiting for you?

Yep, at this point I'd almost entertain the thought that some higher power wants me dead. Yet, I still seem to have a little luck on my hands. My backpack took most of the abuse of going through the windshield, and my jacket proved to be quite difficult to cut through. It seems more likely this higher power is just fucking with me. Kinda like that one friend who would always push you and then grab you whenever you stood on the edge of a stair, or other.

some higher power wants to keep you on your toes! But more likely the idiot drivers and punks are out in force... and you should stay out of the sun.

That which does not kill us makes us stronger.

Thanks! :)

Also, is FireFox being a retarded prick to any of you? It's certainly fucking up on me right now.
I'm going to work on Flash and if FireFox is still being a bastard to me when I think I've done a lot of work on Flash today, I won't be happy AT ALL!

What/who is fire fox?

At 5/7/05 10:48 PM, atricaudatus wrote:

At 5/7/05 10:03 PM, ReconRebel wrote:

At 5/7/05 11:27 AM, atricaudatus wrote: You aren't suggesting that bila and Recon and I are geezers, are you? ;-)

Are old geezers still allowed to play video games?

I sure hope so! Otherwise, I'm turning in my union card in the Intl Geezer Guild.
Glad I'm not the ONLY forty something "kid" here. (gfox "outed" you!)

You're no Geezer! You're only the same age as me!
oh wait...DOH!!!!

Rofl!
Where I come from, "He needed killin" is a legitimate legal defense.

LOL the "law" of the old west... i don't think it's still a legitimate defense in most places...

In Colorado they still have the "make my day law" where if they're on your property, in your home and you are threatened.... by all means it's fine and as long as you kill the scum.
Wish they had that everywhere, it cuts down on break-ins allot!!!

At 5/9/05 04:45 PM, BonusStage wrote: hahaha well GREAT JOB THEN you've done a kick ass job MW in the fact that you've barely missed any, hopefully you'll keep that up, and remember, if you ever need someone to deposit, i can do it :D

Thanks! And i know, thanks also for doing that for me that once a while back.

At 5/9/05 05:18 PM, AconiteThrill wrote: Huge congrats dude, i know the feeling, i loved it when i escaped the clutches of level 11 ! maby now if i posted a bit more we could do one of those stupid name swaps lol ^_^ enjoy lvl 12 you'll have it for long enough : p

lol! True... and i actually hate the lvl 12 symbol, its after 12 that it gets into the good stuff. Thats my motivation. And keep posting. : )

At 5/9/05 09:22 PM, bila wrote:

You're no Geezer! You're only the same age as me!
oh wait...DOH!!!!

LOL. Yeah buddy, You and Recon and I need to form the Geriatric NGer's Club.

Rofl!
Where I come from, "He needed killin" is a legitimate legal defense.

LOL the "law" of the old west... i don't think it's still a legitimate defense in most places...

In Colorado they still have the "make my day law" where if they're on your property, in your home and you are threatened.... by all means it's fine and as long as you kill the scum.
Wish they had that everywhere, it cuts down on break-ins allot!!!

Yep. Nothing deters crime like an armed citizenry. Florida recently passed a new law similar to that you mentioned in Colorado, called the "stand your ground" law by the media. Previously, a potential victim of a crime was oblidged to retreat (from their own home even!) if at all possible, rather than use deadly force.

In NC, where I live we have a concealed carry law, and we can plug an intruder in the act of breaking in. IOW, if he's in the doorway or window, cap him. Once he's in though, the same "retreat if possible" law applies. Strange laws. Hopefully, NC will follow FL's lead.

Personally, I have a pretty extensive selection of firearms, all full loaded and without child locks (no kids in the house) and I wouldn't hesitate to plug some dirtbag in or out. Better tried by 12 than carried by 6, as they say.

Hope no one objects to me using the "lounge" feature of this thread, rather than the "level up" part.
But just to CYA... 'grats to all. :-P

-Atri

At 5/9/05 03:02 PM, -Lauren- wrote: Yay, I finally levelled up because I decided to do some b/s's for ME today.

I'm now Elite Guard Corporal. I know it isn't much for you high level folks, but meh

What?! Corporal is still hella tight congrats on that
Myst, congrats on level twelve I will be 11 for a while here still!
No l3itch, but you get a hella big congrats cuz trhere are way too many lvl 9's out there and ten is just so much of a cooler number!
Eldarion, 2222 saves is amazing I am still working on getting that far, nice screenshot dude!
Arg I think that is all for now, congrats to any who I missed I am trying to think if I have anything to say for today, hmmmmmmmm, nope good job today people!

Hey everyone, nothing new here. Although I am getting rather close to some things, but for now I've got nothing. I'd like to take this chance to congratulate the Anime Club for being the 4th thread to snag 1,000 pages. :)

At 5/9/05 09:22 PM, YomamaStanks wrote: What/who is fire fox?

It's a web browser. You can get it here.

i cant remember if i posted this here when it happened, i think i was too tired/lazy to do it at the time...
well, i ranked up, and it was fun.

At 5/9/05 10:10 PM, atricaudatus wrote:

At 5/9/05 09:22 PM, bila wrote:

Yep. Nothing deters crime like an armed citizenry. Florida recently passed a new law similar to that you mentioned in Colorado, called the "stand your ground" law by the media. Previously, a potential victim of a crime was oblidged to retreat (from their own home even!) if at all possible, rather than use deadly force.

Well, it been proving in cities where guns have been banned.. crime goes UP!
A town in Texas actually passed and ordinance requiring all citizens to have firearm premits (even in you didn't own a gun, you have the ability) guess how many break-ins and hold-ups they had.

In NC, where I live we have a concealed carry law, and we can plug an intruder in the act of breaking in. IOW, if he's in the doorway or window, cap him. Once he's in though, the same "retreat if possible" law applies. Strange laws. Hopefully, NC will follow FL's lead.

Hope no one objects to me using the "lounge" feature of this thread, rather than the "level up" part.
But just to CYA... 'grats to all. :-P

-Atri

War of the Portal - Part 4
10 - “True Evil”
Interesting note: I have never called the Power in this story ‘magic’. I feel that magic is overused, so I have made sure that magic and the Power are not associated.

-Myst- raised his head as he looked around the broken earth around him. “What happened?”
gfoxcook spoke softly. “Two of the seals I made over the portal have broken,” He paused as his eyes glanced to -Myst-‘s face. “They snapped as if they were twigs.”
“The seal I placed on the mountain also broke,” Said Stamper with a concerned look on his face. Alkador had never seen him worry so much.
“Dobio is dead and these ‘seals’ you speak of are broken,” RedCircle looked at the others with a worried look. “What does this mean?”
“It means that the stronger submissions have the ability to escape to any part of the world any time.” Inuzuka-Kiba stared at Dobio’s body as the others whispered amongst themselves.
“How did the other submissions get out before then?” Asked ReconRebel.
“The seal had strange abilities but it prevents certain levels of energy escaping. The submissions we were up against were moderately weak. The majority of submissions that could not escape were the more powerful ones.” Replied Inuzuka-Kiba.
“So you’re saying that there are monsters more powerful than what we have fought” Eldarion almost squeaked.
“If it is, then we are ready to protect ourselves,” Replied gfoxcook. “With an Ancient who has more knowledge of the Power than anyone here. We can also test everyone here to see if there are others with the Ancient genes.”
At once, Stamper and gfoxcook went inside the house while the group looked at Dobio’s lifeless body. Red blood from his chest was now black as his face showed signs of a white colour. the_phantom_spancker squatted down to close the man’s eyelids.

“Are you sure we should go up soon?” Asked the supreme guard as he looked at the King closely. The black man turned his face with his black eyes feeling the guard’s heart.
“Of course. These few men are the only pawns to my move. The pawn cannot defeat the queen.”
“But the pawn can trap the queen and kill it,” Smirked another guard. There were three of them that carefully kept an eye on the King.
“Silence!” Snapped the King. “It is time I showed the world that life can be as fun as a game. They will scream when I pinch their lives. Screaming is music to my ears.”
“You speak of too many clichés,” Another guard said as he spoke up. “Very well then so be it. But do not blame us for your death.”
“Don’t worry,” The King said as he stood up, stepping outside of the blooded circle. “I will just show them how the Power of Destruction can be put to use.”

YoinK_VineS and -Mazza- stared at the huge hole over the cliff before them.
“The earth crumbled?” -Mazza- rubbed his chin as he saw the pink light that moved like life deep below them.
“This is bad,” YoinK_VineS gulped as he stepped backwards, fearing he might fall down. “We have to warn the others!”
A strange sound came from within the portal as -Mazza- started to run alongside YoinK_VineS.
“What else is down there?”
“Apparently, there were powerful creatures sealed a long time ago. Their purpose, I don’t know.”
A gigantic red mechanical machine landed before them with long chromium plated arms with a dark grey colour. The machine stared at the two with a robotic expression.
“Ruby weapon?” -Mazza- had one eyebrow higher than the other.
“Holy…no,” A puddle of yellowish liquid appeared at the ground front YoinK_VineS’s legs. “This is the P-bot…”
The P-bot made a mechanical whirring sound as its right arm pointed at the two.
“Run!”
A beam of blue light burst from P-bot’s arm as the ground before it melted instantly, breaking the ground apart as more of the Portal was revealed. The robot roared a high pitched screech while YoinK_VineS summoned lightning from the sky, hoping to destroy the circuits within the robot. The bolts slammed against the robot’s head as it froze only for a second, the beam fading in a residue of bright blue light. It lifted its head up suddenly as it squatted, the earth partially giving way, leaping into the sky as a gale came to life. YoinK_VineS gritted as he cast a partial shield around him and -Mazza-, cursing while doing so.
“We have no time. Let’s get hurry back now!”

Bila, I figured you might know the truth behind this one because i am truly unsure myself. A friend of mine told me about a law that is in effect in I believe north or south dakota that states "if three or more indians are spotted in a group together at one time, it is legal to open fire". Now I was skeptical at first and if you don't knwo I will be sure to check on some website for it, but I thought it was the most outrageous thing I had ever heard, what do you think?

At 5/10/05 04:59 AM, Alkador wrote: War of the Portal - Part 4
10 - “True Evil”

P-Bot finally! I was wondering when he would come out! Anyway, good episode again Alk, I liked the part when the guard told the King he was speaking clichés, we don't see that quite often in other stories, but the vilains keep on saying the same lines all the time :P

Interesting note: I have never called the Power in this story ‘magic’. I feel that magic is overused, so I have made sure that magic and the Power are not associated.

I agree, when I write (yes, 'cause I'm writing too) I usually try to avoid this word too, it's a little annoying for us and the readers ...

At 5/9/05 02:13 PM, _IAMCanadian_ wrote: Yeah, I really hate that too. Elementary school was a real bitch for me. I have mild autism, Aspergers Syndrome, ADHD and OCD and the school I went to had no special needs support whatsoever.

I have Asperger's Syndrome. I find both Primary and Secondary school a bitch.

At 5/9/05 04:45 PM, BonusStage wrote: I was making reference to the mod Incredible_Hulk :P

I know.

It was ... just ... that awesome :o

10000 will be better, though.

*claps* great stories, just had nothing to say to the 2nd one so i skippizled ;P

That's alright.

At 5/9/05 11:50 PM, Hiragana wrote: Hey everyone, nothing new here. Although I am getting rather close to some things, but for now I've got nothing. I'd like to take this chance to congratulate the Anime Club for being the 4th thread to snag 1,000 pages. :)

I noticed it at 999 pages last night.

At 5/10/05 04:59 AM, Alkador wrote: War of the Portal - Part 4
10 - “True Evil”

Yay for P-Bot! :D

Congrats to:

-Lauren- - Elite Guard Corporal.
Myst_Williams - Level 12. I'll get that in around three months time. :|
Eldarion - 2222 saves.

And today, bah! The start of my mock exams and English was a pain in the ass. Good thing I'm home now. :)

OMFG name change !!!!!!!!!!!1!!1!!!!!!

At 5/9/05 07:24 PM, atricaudatus wrote: BTW, did anyone else catch Camelhadino's flash the other day?
VERY nice piece of work!

Yeah i saw it as it came through, i gave it a 4 : )

At 5/9/05 10:07 PM, Myst_Williams wrote: lol! True... and i actually hate the lvl 12 symbol, its after 12 that it gets into the good stuff. Thats my motivation. And keep posting. : )

I totaly agree, level 13 is well cool, i can't wait to get my hands on it, i tihkn im about3 months away lol.

At 5/10/05 03:29 AM, M-A-R-C-U-S wrote: i cant remember if i posted this here when it happened, i think i was too tired/lazy to do it at the time...
well, i ranked up, and it was fun.

Congrats MARCUS, enjoy the VP boost, also that is deffinatly one of the better looking badges.

At 5/9/05 03:32 PM, Myst_Williams wrote: OMG! Finally... christ almight (not to offend)... lvl f'n 12...

Yup, i only missed 4 deposits between lvl 11 and 12... that is a freaking record for me considering i'm only a lvl 12 and signed up back in like 02. : P

Congrats Kyle, just don't get too excited about it, 'cause the more you like leveling up, the more it's disappointing after each one to see how much points it takes until next level! Good work anyway ;)

At 5/9/05 07:24 PM, atricaudatus wrote::

BTW, did anyone else catch Camelhadino's flash the other day?
VERY nice piece of work!

I say it and it was amazing. I put it in my favorite's list because it was very nice.

At 5/10/05 10:45 AM, Bahamut7 wrote:

And today, bah! The start of my mock exams and English was a pain in the ass. Good thing I'm home now. :)

I feel your pain. I'm right in the middle of my IGCSE's and it's not fun at ALL. Study leave is fun though. I get to spend all day on the computer.