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I might be cocky, but you want to..

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Fuck me. That's right. You want to fuck me. But I don't blame you, who would? If I were you and me was somebody else, I'd want to fuck them too. Me that is.

I am what every girl wants, and sometimes I can even fulfill what a guy wants. My personality is strong; not afraid to speak publicly and always full of rich, good humor. I'm suave. Sometimes people are reluctent to approach me; usually nervous.

I'm cocky, and girls like a little bit of cock. Haha, you pervert, not that cock, though mine suits their needs also. I'm full of my self, to an adorable and admirable extint. Not too flashy, yet mild and smooth, like when Chris Jericho was a cool wrestler and cigarettes tasted like fiber glass. Oh yeah, the kind of cocky any girl would love to take home to their mothers.

On top of all that, I'm hot. It's that simple. My god, I'm beautiful. A work of God that finally came through. If I wasn't so biased against models, I'd be one. Hell, I'd be in a Herbal Essence commercial at least.

I'm a smooth talker, I'm cocky in all the right places, and I'm beautiful. Dial 333 and enter your credit card number if you'd like to take me out on a date ;)

And God said, "Let their be beauty!" And he enriched his world with a creature unlike any other. He named this creature, Mattew Tyler Sutton. The men of men.

I might be cocky, but you want to..


I've been refurbished and reissued, prepackaged and precooked, decontaminated and deloused, but I still smell, sound, look and feel like shit.

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Response to I might be cocky, but you want to.. 2005-08-14 22:23:25


At 8/14/05 10:20 PM, DirtySyko wrote: Fuck me. That's right.

for sure.

but only your feet

Response to I might be cocky, but you want to.. 2005-08-14 22:24:53


You look like Axl from Guns 'n Roses.

Response to I might be cocky, but you want to.. 2005-08-14 22:25:30


Please touch me.


Jason Becker, will of steel. | Django Reinhardt, the greatest.

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Response to I might be cocky, but you want to.. 2005-08-14 22:25:50


Who is this man? And why do I want to secks him so bad?


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Response to I might be cocky, but you want to.. 2005-08-14 22:25:58


*hump*

Response to I might be cocky, but you want to.. 2005-08-14 22:27:59


Wow I feel so identified, kinda thought you were describing me!


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Response to I might be cocky, but you want to.. 2005-08-14 22:28:03


At 8/14/05 10:24 PM, JDawg15 wrote: You look like Axl from Guns 'n Roses.

Well, he had sex with thousands of women during the pique of his career and before his band dumped his ass.

COOL, WHEN'S GONNA BE MY TIME?


I've been refurbished and reissued, prepackaged and precooked, decontaminated and deloused, but I still smell, sound, look and feel like shit.

New to the video game forums?

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Response to I might be cocky, but you want to.. 2005-08-14 22:28:42


At 8/14/05 10:20 PM, DirtySyko wrote: And God said, "Let their be beauty!"

OMG IT'S "THERE" YOU SILLY BASTARD!!

Much <3 and 3<

Response to I might be cocky, but you want to.. 2005-08-14 22:29:25


At 8/14/05 10:28 PM, DirtySyko wrote:
At 8/14/05 10:24 PM, JDawg15 wrote: You look like Axl from Guns 'n Roses.
Well, he had sex with thousands of women during the pique of his career and before his band dumped his ass.

COOL, WHEN'S GONNA BE MY TIME?

Now, maybe, because of your lovely advertising pitch? Or maybe it already was...how sad. You missed out on a part of your life! Please go back and try again!

Response to I might be cocky, but you want to.. 2005-08-14 22:29:43


um....nah. your not worth my legendary genitalia!

Response to I might be cocky, but you want to.. 2005-08-14 22:30:38


At 8/14/05 10:28 PM, Midnyte_Rayne wrote:
OMG IT'S "THERE" YOU SILLY BASTARD!!

Much <3 and 3<

Haha, yeah, leave it to God to misspell a word. Good thing I'm just Matt, Men of Men.


I've been refurbished and reissued, prepackaged and precooked, decontaminated and deloused, but I still smell, sound, look and feel like shit.

New to the video game forums?

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Response to I might be cocky, but you want to.. 2005-08-14 22:31:30


At 8/14/05 10:28 PM, Dark6 wrote: Go sit in the dumb corner.

I was told there would be a hat. It was supposed to say something neat, I think "Dunce." Where's my hat you lying bastard?


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Response to I might be cocky, but you want to.. 2005-08-14 22:32:54


No leather bracelet?

You can't be THAT hot.


This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.

Hate is the first step to all solutions.

You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.

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Response to I might be cocky, but you want to.. 2005-08-14 22:33:07


At 8/14/05 10:32 PM, PsychoJester wrote: You look like a white trash faggot who plays magic the gathering.

And the problem with that is?

Response to I might be cocky, but you want to.. 2005-08-14 22:34:46


At 8/14/05 10:32 PM, PsychoJester wrote: You look like a white trash faggot who plays magic the gathering.

Teehee, yeah :)

At 8/14/05 10:33 PM, ThreeStar wrote: Get a haircut.

Lose the dick.


I've been refurbished and reissued, prepackaged and precooked, decontaminated and deloused, but I still smell, sound, look and feel like shit.

New to the video game forums?

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Response to I might be cocky, but you want to.. 2005-08-14 22:35:53


At 8/14/05 10:33 PM, ThreeStar wrote: Get a haircut.

Even I'm not that mean.

Response to I might be cocky, but you want to.. 2005-08-14 22:41:45


Haircuts suck.

Response to I might be cocky, but you want to.. 2005-08-14 23:03:33


your a stupid fag congrats! your fuckin retarted if you have to say this all on newgrounds. what a loser lol

Response to I might be cocky, but you want to.. 2005-08-14 23:06:44


At 8/14/05 11:03 PM, Cycloptic_Man wrote: your a stupid fag congrats! your fuckin retarted if you have to say this all on newgrounds. what a loser lol

How about, CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'RE THE 1,000,000TH PERSON TO SAY SOMETHING EXACTLY LIKE THIS WITH THE SAME BAD GRAMMAR, SPELLING, AND LANGUAGE! YOU WIN A PAINFUL KICK IN THE ASS!

Response to I might be cocky, but you want to.. 2005-08-14 23:06:59


At 8/14/05 11:03 PM, Cycloptic_Man wrote: your a stupid fag congrats! your fuckin retarted if you have to say this all on newgrounds. what a loser lol

he's also a mod, smart one :D


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Response to I might be cocky, but you want to.. 2005-08-14 23:07:47


get a hair cut ya hippy.


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Response to I might be cocky, but you want to.. 2005-08-14 23:08:33


At 8/14/05 10:32 PM, PsychoJester wrote: You look like a white trash faggot who plays magic the gathering.

*runs away crying in a corner*

Response to I might be cocky, but you want to.. 2005-08-14 23:09:52


At 8/14/05 11:06 PM, JDawg15 wrote: How about, CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'RE THE 1,000,000TH PERSON TO SAY SOMETHING EXACTLY LIKE THIS WITH THE SAME BAD GRAMMAR, SPELLING, AND LANGUAGE! YOU WIN A PAINFUL KICK IN THE ASS!

I like you... *moves closer*

Response to I might be cocky, but you want to.. 2005-08-14 23:36:55


Mmmm.
Matt.
Tastes like popcorn.
*humps*

<3

Response to I might be cocky, but you want to.. 2005-08-14 23:37:57


At 8/14/05 11:09 PM, Midnyte_Rayne wrote:
At 8/14/05 11:06 PM, JDawg15 wrote: How about, CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'RE THE 1,000,000TH PERSON TO SAY SOMETHING EXACTLY LIKE THIS WITH THE SAME BAD GRAMMAR, SPELLING, AND LANGUAGE! YOU WIN A PAINFUL KICK IN THE ASS!
I like you... *moves closer*

Space, Midnyte_Rayne, space. I need my box. ;D You can look, but no touchie.

Response to I might be cocky, but you want to.. 2005-08-15 00:35:45


At 8/14/05 11:36 PM, SadicSchoolgirl wrote: Mmmm.
Matt.
Tastes like popcorn.
*humps*

<3

You really want to fuck me, dont you? Of course you do. It's cute :)


I've been refurbished and reissued, prepackaged and precooked, decontaminated and deloused, but I still smell, sound, look and feel like shit.

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Response to I might be cocky, but you want to.. 2005-08-15 01:22:25


At 8/14/05 10:25 PM, protege-moi wrote: Who is this man? And why do I want to secks him so bad?

HAHAHAHAHA YOU LIVE IN FREDNECK

Response to I might be cocky, but you want to.. 2005-08-15 01:24:22


At 8/15/05 12:35 AM, DirtySyko wrote: You really want to fuck me, dont you? Of course you do. It's cute :)

Maybe.

HOT BUTTER and SALT.

I might be cocky, but you want to..

Response to I might be cocky, but you want to.. 2005-08-15 01:26:48


At 8/15/05 01:22 AM, -RC_Clock- wrote: HAHAHAHAHA YOU LIVE IN FREDNECK

Well, I just moved back in with my dad in VA, but I'll back in Frederick in a bit. Are you a Fredneck or did you just find it amusing?


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