SO if anybody wants to join the axis of evil please phone our hotlin on o800 compleatandutterworlddomination and dont forget to ask about our nuclear missle health insurance its "the bomb"
Here at the axis of evil we ho to make all of our parters happy with the end results and such the money money you invest in siad venture the bigger the slice of the world you shall recieve
For example 1 billion buys you norway whilst 2 billion gets you belguim
Although there are repecussions for betrail such as a visit to camp torture breakfast bed and lava spa , or for those who have paid a signifcant amount but have then acted on a scandeless act of betraial we shall send you to the luxiorous che france prison in FRANCE .
But dont worry blind fith can be assured with our mind control neck ties fancy and painfull and only $29:95 or £22:24
That number again is 0800completeandutterworlddomination and out website is www.why isnttheworldmineyet.plob thats right .plob
And if that isnt enough our company shall sway you further "If you dont want to join us we will mak ya , and gorbechov get cheqslavakya"