At 12/5/06 01:35 PM, Sandwhich-lord wrote:

At 12/5/06 01:19 PM, SBB wrote:

At 12/5/06 01:14 PM, Stealth-Emergence wrote:

Ohh you make this ambient counterpart sound good send me a link ...

Just click his sig dude, you'll see them there a little way down!

Man, do you guys know what? I think that Breakbeat/Trip Hop/Acid Jazz is the best genre in the world.

Seriously. I think I just fell in love with that stuff.

At 12/5/06 01:38 PM, BLACKNOISE wrote: Man, do you guys know what? I think that Breakbeat/Trip Hop/Acid Jazz is the best genre in the world.

WHOA, DATZ LAME

Seriously. I think I just fell in love with that stuff.

Ontz ontz.

At 12/5/06 01:38 PM, BLACKNOISE wrote: Man, do you guys know what? I think that Breakbeat/Trip Hop/Acid Jazz is the best genre in the world.

Seriously. I think I just fell in love with that stuff.

hmm i see the words trip and acid hmm hmmm nuff siad XD

You know, chances are I won`t review music that is not recently launched if the other reviews for the songs aren`t responded.
If you make a review, you mainly want them to see it, right? A review that isn`t seen by the author is a complete waste, except for review count +1, of course.
So.. I think responding to reviews is a huge leap if you want to get a lot of reviews.

At 12/5/06 02:13 PM, SBB wrote: You know, chances are I won`t review music that is not recently launched if the other reviews for the songs aren`t responded.
If you make a review, you mainly want them to see it, right? A review that isn`t seen by the author is a complete waste, except for review count +1, of course.
So.. I think responding to reviews is a huge leap if you want to get a lot of reviews.

yeah so respond to the ones i gave you lol im doing that at the mo but the best way is to get regular reviewers and keep up to date with thier stuff as well you get out what you put in.

At 12/5/06 01:38 PM, BLACKNOISE wrote: Man, do you guys know what? I think that Breakbeat/Trip Hop/Acid Jazz is the best genre in the world.

Would that mean you like some of my songs then? Like I switch it on, Distress call... well?

if not, i´ll start stalking you >:(

At 12/5/06 02:17 PM, Sandwhich-lord wrote:

At 12/5/06 02:13 PM, SBB wrote: You know, chances are I won`t review music that is not recently launched if the other reviews for the songs aren`t responded.
If you make a review, you mainly want them to see it, right? A review that isn`t seen by the author is a complete waste, except for review count +1, of course.
So.. I think responding to reviews is a huge leap if you want to get a lot of reviews.

yeah so respond to the ones i gave you lol im doing that at the mo but the best way is to get regular reviewers and keep up to date with thier stuff as well you get out what you put in.

Meh... for the last while I try to review Audio Forum regulars as much as possible, they are those who are most likely to respond and/or hit you back too.
I think there are different kind of reviewers I have been, it`s
Special Interest Reviewers
Who only look at and review a certain kind of stuff like video game remixes from a special kind of game like Mario or Sonic, or only christmas related songs. In the very start of my Newgrorunds carreer I was a typical Special Interest Reviewer, Mario Remixes was what I was interested in.
However, these songs may be made ages ago and therefore not be very attractive.
Response rate: Fairly low
Famous Stuff reviewers
Those who only review the famous stuff like ParagonX9, the chances of getting a respond is kept to the minimum, because they have loads of reviews already, and those who made the songs has seemingly left or are nearly never active.
Response rate: Minimal
New Songs Only Reviewers
Who review only the very newest songs for a very high response chance rate. New songs, the authors are often active in this time.
Response rate: High
Unknown Authors reviewers
They mainly review the authors that are nearly never reviewed or such. These suthors are easy to find at the part of a special genre with a score of 2.50.
These reviewers have one special thing they want, to get them out of the dark unknownness.
The response chance is fairly high because these have much more time in their hands responding to reviews.
Response rate: Fairly high
Mass Reviewers
Really high review counts like 400-500, but sadly most of them are only one-liners and a "hit me back plz" in the end. All they want is reviews for themselves, and not reviewing the songs.
Response rate: Medium
Essay Writers
DATZ ME.
Well, not really, but you must agree I have written some really dtailed reviews in the last while. Anyways, these reviewers actually REVIEW the song, and not only leave a quick message. They go over what I call a reviewers "duty", and write long, detailed reviews, often suggesting how they can improve their song.
A good example must be MaestroRage and -Lacriso.
Rasponse rate: High
Eats-All Reviewers
They could pick anything from the portal, and sit down and review it. Reviewing outside the genre is smart, seeing the "contest element" within the same genre is removed.
Response rate: REALLY high

Am I wrong writing this? Is it wrong writing as if I was an expert when I signed up in middle 2006?

YES! And I`m proud of being a n00b! (Or, mediocre n00b)
:D

Tha'ss actually a good reviewer breakdown, and it does put the reviewers into appropriate categories... It's true, and I like it. :D

At 12/5/06 02:50 PM, SolusLunes wrote: Tha'ss actually a good reviewer breakdown, and it does put the reviewers into appropriate categories... It's true, and I like it. :D

THAT`S JUST what I needed, writing down that took FOREVER.

Ha but you missed the sociaopathic voter who only votes out of need of more victems to lure back to his cave ... like me for instance

At 12/5/06 03:35 PM, Sandwhich-lord wrote: Ha but you missed the sociaopathic voter who only votes out of need of more victems to lure back to his cave ... like me for instance

I`m sure there`s no such kind of reviewer.

At 12/5/06 03:38 PM, SBB wrote:

At 12/5/06 03:35 PM, Sandwhich-lord wrote: Ha but you missed the sociaopathic voter who only votes out of need of more victems to lure back to his cave ... like me for instance

I`m sure there`s no such kind of reviewer.

Try me ............ MUAHAHAHA fools you all shall travel to my cave of spooky doom !!!!

You reviewed Beast... RAWR

its quite true, i only oppose the "mass reviewer" type... many of us who have been here for a while have more then 400 reviews, i personaly do, but still im quoite sparse with reviewing... I would honestly put myself as an "essay writer" in many cases, but not 100%...

are there any hybrids? :)

At 12/5/06 04:12 PM, Rucklo wrote: its quite true, i only oppose the "mass reviewer" type... many of us who have been here for a while have more then 400 reviews, i personaly do, but still im quoite sparse with reviewing... I would honestly put myself as an "essay writer" in many cases, but not 100%...

Well, say 100 per month, that`s mass reviewers.

are there any hybrids? :)

As many as you want.
I am an essay writer all eater

ahh for crying out load put it in a new thread as this seems to be popular topic amke it official already

From that kind of review chart that you made, I have no idea what you made.

I reviews are fucking huge. As you can see. But I don't like to go outside of genre, even though I can, if I need to.

At 12/5/06 04:26 PM, Sandwhich-lord wrote: ahh for crying out load put it in a new thread as this seems to be popular topic amke it official already

Meh. Okay.

*shakes fist at ssb

At 12/5/06 04:58 PM, Sandwhich-lord wrote: *shakes fist at ssb

sorry, I wont. You can make it for me.
NOW I AM DISAPPOINTED.
PsychoGoldfish didn`t insult me. Fuck.

*Shakes fist at Sandwhich-lord

At 12/5/06 05:01 PM, JoeyNukes wrote: *Shakes fist at Sandwhich-lord

owned.

I have now written a whole story about the cookie monster.
Damn boring.
I can PM it to you if you want.

At 12/5/06 05:01 PM, JoeyNukes wrote: *Shakes fist at Sandwhich-lord

*Shakes fist at JoeyNukes

At 12/5/06 02:38 PM, SBB wrote: Meh... for the last while I try to review Audio Forum regulars as much as possible, they are those who are most likely to respond and/or hit you back too..

You can find me as a unknown author..

You know back in my day we didn't have HAY-LO we had Sega Gii. And you were un-popular if you didn't eat potaters. In fact we used to use it as an insult. Teacher sayez you best be having your homework right bout now'a boy. And we'd be all like YEAH WELL YOUR FARM BETTER HAVE POTATAS. And they would scream. Then we'd go home and feed our potaters Naruto Flakes. We celebrated holidays with dem potaters. Yup. Dey be some good spuddens. And for christmas they say I want xbox 360. And then I tell them about back in my day when we didn't have that fancy pantsy xabox........

Happy Winter Solstice everyone.

At 12/5/06 11:47 PM, JoeyNukes wrote: Happy floppy winter penis, everyone.

Woah, there was a lot of typos in that last sentence there, sir. Don't worry though, I fixed it for you.

As you can now see.

At 12/5/06 11:59 PM, BLACKNOISE wrote:

At 12/5/06 11:47 PM, JoeyNukes wrote: Happy floppy winter penis, everyone.

Woah, there was a lot of typos in that last sentence there, sir. Don't worry though, I fixed it for you.

As you can now see.

Good Job BlackNoise!

where will the Forgey Lounge be without you?

At 12/6/06 01:21 AM, Stealth-Emergence wrote:

At 12/5/06 11:59 PM, BLACKNOISE wrote:

At 12/5/06 11:47 PM, JoeyNukes wrote: Happy floppy winter penis, everyone.

Woah, there was a lot of typos in that last sentence there, sir. Don't worry though, I fixed it for you.

As you can now see.

Good Job BlackNoise!

where will the Forgey Lounge be without you?

It would be in the smooth, sensual and sometimes probing hands of Solus :)