If anyone's bored, read this post if you missed it that got banned. I can't stop laughing..

It started out with some dude creating an account just to post a link to paragons music, and continued with him reffered to the audio advertisements and calling everyone rude for pointing it out...XGM, jarrydn,a nd B0UNC3 knows what I'm talking about, haha.

Anyways..if you're bored as fuck..it's entertaining. Don't forget to look at his profile picture.

At 12/13/05 02:30 AM, JonH2O wrote: Don't forget to look at his profile picture.

And the flaming keeps going....
Yea it is a lil amusing :)

Lol, a 22 year old cleaner...He looks like a person without a chin. A chinless.

Did you guy's look at the general forum? I am just here finished some work and there is nothing new in the audio forum so I was like meh let me go see the general forum and see some funny stuff...

I searched and found nothing, not even a place to post ONCE.

I hope the audio forum stay's just the way it is

That's more than I do. I don't even look in the other forums except for the "Newgronds evloution thread."

Shit, I posted this in the front page list on accident.I ment to post it in here. here we go:

Hey guys. I need some help on this Audio Industry Survey Database thingy I'm doing in school...

Do you guys know of any live sound companies?
Just drop down some names. That's all I need.

Just curious. Maybe it's a place you Jam out like This place I found.

Just anything! hah. Don't hurt yourself for me. ;)

At 12/12/05 06:15 PM, SolusLunes wrote: AAAAND I have a prayer sent to me in audio review form by Denjin- it reads "pleasepleasepleaseletmewinthelottery" ... ...

Yeah, um, that was me. With all my money I will have my lost relatives assassinated so that won't be a problem. Oh, and while you're at it, throw in immortality, the ability to fly at ridiculous speeds, and an everlasting can of beer. Thank you.

At 12/13/05 03:13 PM, PiePie wrote: Did you guy's look at the general forum?

Nope... I used to occasionally drop in on the Politics forum but they get pretty rabid at times. Sometimes it's fun to pick a fight but for the most part I only ever bother with the audio forum...

Why??

Because out of all the assholes on NewGrounds - you guys are my favorite ones...

Hey - did anyone ever crack the code in that one track I put up? Meh - didn't think anyone would...

At 12/13/05 07:22 PM, ljcoffee wrote:
Hey - did anyone ever crack the code in that one track I put up? Meh - didn't think anyone would...

nope lol but it sure did sound good.

At 12/13/05 07:39 PM, PiePie wrote: nope lol

Thanks for the compliment - that's ok - I still have yet to solve your riddle... Although with the hints you've given I imagine that I have a really good idea. I mean - you said it had to do with the email that I sent so that narrows it down quite a bit... for me at least.

At 12/13/05 05:25 PM, Metalcan wrote:

At 12/12/05 06:15 PM, SolusLunes wrote: AAAAND I have a prayer sent to me in audio review form by Denjin- it reads "pleasepleasepleaseletmewinthelottery" ... ...

Yeah, um, that was me. With all my money I will have my lost relatives assassinated so that won't be a problem. Oh, and while you're at it, throw in immortality, the ability to fly at ridiculous speeds, and an everlasting can of beer. Thank you.

Hehe... ask no small favors, do you? Expect your lottery winnings to come with a chuck norris doll. He'll roundhouse you just for shits and giggles... in the throat. No amount of immortality will save you from Chuck Norris. He doesn't sleep. He waits. And I think this small poem will describe how you will live out your remaining days in fear of Chuck Norris:
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

At 12/14/05 06:28 AM, Metalcan wrote: When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

You got the same email, eh? It's freakin' hilarious.

Chuck Norris got 7 kinds of cancer and cured himself by flexing for 30 minutes to prove beating cancer is nothing. Take that, Lance Armstrong.

I found it on google, there's also facts about Vin Diesel and Mr. T. I laughed so hard.

One time, while Chuck Norris was filming an episode of "Walker: Texas Ranger", the production team brought on a guy to hold up cue cards. Norris roundhouse kicked that guy in the pancreas, and proceeded to speak every line in the script in perfect Swahili, just out of spite.

Chuck Norris keeps a horde of trained bees under his beard to let loose at a moment's notice.

Regardless of race, sex, gender, location, or education level... at one point in your life you have underestimated Chuck Norris. You will live just long enough to regret this.

Chuck Norris will steal your virginity. Even if you say you lost your virginity, you will lose it to Chuck Norris. And then he'll roundhouse kick you in the head.

Chuck Norris didn't want to be birthed in a normal way, so he punched his way out of his mother's womb. He then grew a beard shortly thereafter.

Norris is the root of everything evil and unholy... luff him or die X_X

well then....f*ck me and call me your grandmother. XD

yeah, something like that. XD

Right you are!

Well fuck my ass and call me a bitch... it's Norris the God of Texas!!!

At 12/14/05 06:29 PM, S-Denjin wrote: Well fuck my ass and call me a bitch... it's Norris the God of Texas!!!

He will, too. Then roundhouse kick you into a glacier.

Hmmm...

I just remembered there is a weekly 5?

Am I the only one that never bother's to check it and don't even glance of it?

At 12/15/05 07:00 PM, PiePie wrote: Hmmm...

I just remembered there is a weekly 5?

Am I the only one that never bother's to check it and don't even glance of it?

There's a weekly 5?!?!?!

At 12/15/05 07:13 PM, SolusLunes wrote: There's a weekly 5?!?!?!

holy shit... there's a weekly...?

At 12/15/05 07:00 PM, PiePie wrote: I just remembered there is a weekly 5?

No wonder there's always so many people bitching about the zero voters.. I mean, hell, if there's only one 5 each week...

How many 4's are given out?

:P

At 12/11/05 06:20 PM, PiePie wrote:
AND I GET the McPieBurger...

Mmmmm.... burgerpies.

Sounds fattening.

At 12/16/05 12:42 AM, ljcoffee wrote:
No wonder there's always so many people bitching about the zero voters.. I mean, hell, if there's only one 5 each week...

How many 4's are given out?

P

I nominate myself to receive the weekly five vote from random NG users.

[Note: I almost wrote "NG-ers" instead of "NG users", but I just realized the former is painfully close to a racial slur. Has anyone else noticed this? Weird.]

The sig you ordered, SolusLunes.

A similar sig.

At 12/16/05 11:11 AM, Metalcan wrote: A similar sig.

if you made those on your own go join the Sig maker guys

there very nice...

At 12/16/05 12:16 PM, PiePie wrote:

At 12/16/05 11:11 AM, Metalcan wrote: A similar sig.

if you made those on your own go join the Sig maker guys

there very nice...

Thanks. I don't think I enjoy making sigs enough to join a crew.

At 12/16/05 11:10 AM, Metalcan wrote: The sig you ordered, SolusLunes.

Absolutely perfect. And here's my response to what I can and can't do on a locked thread:

At 12/15/05 09:52 PM, Flashburn wrote:

At 12/15/05 09:18 PM, SolusLunes wrote: No, he does mean 5 ppl at $25 each... it's $125 at the moment :)

hands out Mcawesome burger awards, is the chief of the internet grammer and spelling force, and is a superb mathemagician man what doesnt this guy do?

Does he accuratly dance the Charlton? I don't know ANYONE who can dance the Charlton...

Yes, I can dance it. I learned it in tenth grade for a project :)