I would just like to say that even those there are not big stats im still happy
15000 post at 12:00 pm
Man I know what you mean!! I joined NG last year, and I didn't notice the forum since March this year!!
How do u make sig pics??? im lost cuz mine shite!!
At 8/18/05 01:29 PM, Metalfukker wrote: i just watched ur resident evil its funny!
Huh? Oh, did you mean the 'Resident Evil OMFG' Flash in 'My favourite flash' place? That wasn't me, Dood. But yes, it's fucking funny.
At 8/18/05 01:31 PM, Metalfukker wrote: How do u make sig pics??? im lost cuz mine shite!!
Go on your profile (In the Sign In place at the top), go to BBS Signature pic, and add your favurite picture. I can make one for you, if you want.
dya think u could make 1 4 me !
MetalFukker summit like that?
I just made one fukker. I'll email it to you.
At 8/18/05 02:07 PM, FlameMesial wrote: I just made one fukker. I'll email it to you.
I take it you like your new sig, then Luke...
now im not one to judge but somehow I found that your conversating was so fucking funny I almost died because I couldn't breath.....
I dont no why but the sig is funny lol
Hi! I'm not an audio artist though I need one's help. I'm making, or have made actually a flash movie called hero squad, it's all done but I need a 15 second dramatic tune for when the 3d "HERO SQUAD" text flies into view, something like from star trek maybe, anyhow you will get your name in the credits and all, If you are up to the challange email it to me at yuriythebest@ yahoo.com thanks!
Gore, are you sure you want to say that? You know who lurks in these muddy waters? The feared Chronamut! He will gobble your genitalia in a single bite!
At 8/21/05 06:41 AM, AdmiralConquistador wrote: Gore, are you sure you want to say that? You know who lurks in these muddy waters?
Yeah, Muddy Waters probably!!
Damnit, I took a 0-voting session again :( Ah well... i mean grrrr, and asdfasdlkjfbalhskdj. Hello.
Wakka wakka
well it happens to the best of us...
So not to much activity going on around here what's worth telling in your people's lives aie?
chien chaud ehehehhehe
It aint xactly the first time....
Dunno, it´s allways this dead in the audio forum, so wth...
Wakka wakka
yeah well your right this place needs a bit of sprucing up....
But the question is which team is the strongest this year the all and mighty powerful Juventus or the worthy yet lazy Chelsea....
I am going to say Juventus with there new team and appiah out and del piero on the bench with his cane juventus unstopable...
I say football sux. It´s a wimp´s sport, where they fly 10 meters for touching each other... Now Vale Tudo, or UFC or even K1, now THAT´s real sport! 2 grown man kicking and beating the living hell out of each other. Good entertainment and fun both to watch and exercise :D
/Rucklo
Wakka wakka
hehe
don't knock football (American or World), both are great sports involving lots of skill, but hey whatever floats your boat, and it seems to be two men stuck in a ring with no rules :)
UFC AND K1 are very good sports but in those catagory's boxing is the best for me....
boxing is great but it doesn't have that raw, uncensored appeal that UFC of K1 has... however, in boxing there is that satisfaction of seeing the knockout punch sending the opponent to the mat... oh man thats awesome hehe
At 8/22/05 05:19 PM, AdmiralConquistador wrote: boxing is great but it doesn't have that raw, uncensored appeal that UFC of K1 has... however, in boxing there is that satisfaction of seeing the knockout punch sending the opponent to the mat... oh man thats awesome hehe
what it has more of that raw carnage in UFc and stuff...
in Ufc and K1 they all crazy mofo's who get caged up and everything...
Boxing there strategy you have to last a lot longer in boxing Ufc and K1 are too short and theres to much talking...
PiePie again
just wanted to say we are goin to beat P bots posting soon so get posting
this place needs more people and conversations anyone know of a good joke?
At 8/25/05 03:01 PM, PiePie wrote: PiePie again
just wanted to say we are goin to beat P bots posting soon so get posting
this place needs more people and conversations anyone know of a good joke?
Pie I have brilliant jokes!
Test Results
A man is lying in a hospital bed with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse enters his room to sponge his face and hands. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know Mr. Jones, I'm only here to wash your face and hands." He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your face and hands." The head nurse walks by and sees the man getting a little distraught, so she marches over to find out what's wrong. "Nurse," he mumbles, "are my testicles black?" The head nurse whips back the sheets, pulls down the man's pajamas, and moves his penis out of the way, has a good look, pulls up the pajamas and says, "There's nothing wrong with them." Frustrated at this, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and asks again, "I said, are my test results back?!"
Give a shout if you want some more jokes.
At 8/25/05 03:17 PM, FlameMesial wrote:
s his penis out of the way, has a good look, pulls up the pajamas and says, "There's nothing wrong with them." Frustrated at this, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and asks again, "I said, are my test results back?!"
Give a shout if you want some more jokes.
hahaha its so lame lol but funny keep em coming....
At 8/25/05 04:02 PM, PiePie wrote:hahaha its so lame lol but funny keep em coming....
Give a shout if you want some more jokes.
Ok, here's another:
Blind Pilots
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under way. The pilot and co-pilot finally appear in the rear of the plane, and begin walking up to the cockpit through the centre aisle. Both appear to be blind.
The pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he stumbles down the aisle, and the co-pilot is using a guide dog. Both have their eyes covered with huge sunglasses. At first the passengers don't react, thinking that it must be some sort of practical joke. However, after a few minutes the engines start revving and the airplane starts moving.
The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness, whispering among themselves and looking desperately to the stewardesses for reassurance. Then the airplane starts accelerating rapidly down the runway and people begin panicking. Some passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to the end of the runway, the voices are becoming more and more hysterical. Finally, when the airplane has less than 20 feet of runway left, there is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once, and at the very last moment the airplane lifts off and is airborne.
Up in the cockpit, the co-pilot breathes a sigh of relief and turns to the pilot: "You know, one of these days the passengers aren't going to scream, and we're gonna get killed!"
I like that one.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
