At 5/30/05 10:45 PM, Gunter45 wrote:I call BS. Look what I found on the first link that shows up when you type "spoonerisms" in Google when I felt like being an asshole.At 5/30/05 10:01 PM, -Jose- wrote: Sale of two titties
Tale of two cities
I win.
A few seconds too late budd.
Some of them are really funny -- especially in the beginning of the thread.
I am not responsible for the content of the post above.
At 5/30/05 10:46 PM, Loler_Coaster wrote: A few seconds too late budd.
Yep, I guess I was:
Too Slow / Slew Tow
Damn I'm good.
Think you're pretty clever...
At 5/30/05 10:45 PM, Gunter45 wrote:
I call BS.
Wahhhhhhhh! Boo fucking hoo.
Your lack of pies is a pack of lies.
Its a pitty you won with that witty pun.pitty won witty pun
At 5/30/05 10:03 PM, M1RR0R_1mag3 wrote: fucking ducks - ducking fucks
Me>all
Only acceptable because fuck is also a noun these days. Here ya go.
アートは物質の生命であり、あなたが何を作成しようとも、それはアートです。
By the way, thanks for the awsome sig.
At 5/30/05 11:02 PM, Effsix wrote:At 5/30/05 10:03 PM, M1RR0R_1mag3 wrote: fucking ducks - ducking fucksOnly acceptable because fuck is also a noun these days. Here ya go.
Me>all
Not bad...not bad at all! Thx
I want one please!!!
My SPOONERISM:
Right Facism/Fight Racism
At 5/30/05 10:05 PM, Sanch wrote: Mean as custard - Keen as mustard
Rental Deceptionist - Dental Receptionist
Wow, I'm amazing.
Double whammy, I'm impressed. I hope you didn't cheat though.
アートは物質の生命であり、あなたが何を作成しようとも、それはアートです。
Cake the bookie
Bake the cookie
='(
At 5/30/05 11:20 PM, Effsix wrote: Double whammy, I'm impressed. I hope you didn't cheat though.
werewolves fighting + wolfs dieing
Follow you Hart's
Lawl. I am so funnie.
satans dribble = drunk someone woo
At 5/30/05 11:29 PM, supershadow979 wrote: cat fighting / cats lighting
Dude, you have the whole concept of spoonerism all wrong. What you are doing seems to just be making two words kind of rhyme with the other two words. You didnt even change the letters of Cat in this post. In the other post, the one where you said
"Werewolves fighting - Wolves dieing"
Again, that was way off. You are supposed to take two words, and switch the first letters of each word. Read his first post again, and try to get a better grasp of the meaning. I thought I might as well help you out, because you most likely wont be getting any sigs with the path you are going. Hope I have helped, and thank you very much for your time.
At 5/30/05 11:40 PM, -NightCrawler- wrote: "Werewolves fighting - Wolves dieing"
Learn to quote the real way. Put a : and a space in front of you're quoting and you're good to go.
At 5/31/05 12:10 AM, Seizure_Dog wrote:At 5/30/05 11:40 PM, -NightCrawler- wrote: "Werewolves fighting - Wolves dieing"Learn to quote the real way. Put a : and a space in front of you're quoting and you're good to go.
I know how to quote the real way, I was just really lazy at the time :p.
If you couldnt tell, that wasnt copy and paste, that was just simply off of memory. But, its not like I had an amazing memory, I just simply looked at it before I made that post. I also felt as if I didnt need to put the semicolon (or colon, or double dots or whatever) there because I was still refering to the same person, just a different post made by that person.
P.S. - You lucky basterd. You got the really really good one. I cant wait to see what mine looks like if he decides to make me one. Again, thank you for your suggestion, and for your time as well. Its 12:30 at night, and I need my beauty sleep. Good night.
I beleive I was skipped. My spoonerism was "Dumped by the Hay, Humped by the Day." I did not cheat. I also made another one at school: "carrots are pearly, Parrots are curly." It's not as good but kinda works. Please make me a sig, they are really cool.
~¥%¥%+oint##so soft ¤%% ++-%¥-~-^->
Stylish sigs, man. I like this 'make people do a little work for their reward ' concept, I'll keep it in mind for the next sig / drawing topic I spew out.
Anyway, here are my spoonerisms:
Take a shower,
Shake a tower.
Blushing crow,
crushing blow.
A well-boiled icicle,
well-oiled bicycle.
Can't wait for my sig, thanks in advance.
Yuck said Fred ----- Fuck said Yred ( the forign exange student who just learn english)
hhhmmm
I'm afraid effsix will dissapear for another week like he did before the 30th.
Don't forget about us, savior!
<3
Sop that tong
Top that song
Ring a stock
Sting a rock
Hold the sow
Sold the ... nevermind...
Hate the ground
Grate the hound
Dance away your troubles
Trance away your doubles
Make a vivid fire.
Fake a vivid mire.
Pip off rants
Rip off pants
Bind the Fust (it's a word)
Find the bust
Suck the fob
Fuck the SOB (Okay, so that's not exactly a rhyme...)
Okay, that's enough. I love making these things, it's fun. Maybe one or two of these, (the shorter ones probably) has already been used somewhere on the internet, but I can guarantee you that I thought up all of these on the spot. I'd like a comic book sig, sure, but it was fun enough just thinking these up.
For when he gets back...
Border Hopper. Horder Bopper.
Red Hots. Head Rots.
I GOT BLOOD ON MY HANDS AND THERE'S NO REMORSE I GOT BLOOD ON MY DICK CUZ I FUCKED A CORPSE
I have a half formed wish in my mind.
I have a half-warmed fish in my mind
do I win?
Bad salad/Sad ballad
gimme gimme
Damn, dude, these are so hard.
Kill no Bills.
Bill no Kills.
WHEREZ MAH SIGZ0R?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?! ha now it doesnt qualify as an all cpas post so no ban
