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My com is cooler than you.

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My com is cooler than you. 2005-05-18 17:37:33


I have a Zendra tower, COMPAQ keyboard and a NCR screen.

Response to My com is cooler than you. 2005-05-18 17:40:14


well la-di-friggin-da


You're so pretty, like a tree, or a high-class prostitute.

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Response to My com is cooler than you. 2005-05-18 17:41:16


At 5/18/05 05:37 PM, _JewishNazi_ wrote: I have a Zendra tower, COMPAQ keyboard and a NCR screen.

[sarcasm]Wow how 1337 you are [/sarcasm]

Response to My com is cooler than you. 2005-05-18 17:41:29


well mine is way whiter then you and it doesn't taste that salty! + it comes with huge loads. try and beat that!

Response to My com is cooler than you. 2005-05-18 17:42:38


I have a HP Pavilion zd8080us 17" Notebook PC (Intel Pentium 4 Processor 550 (Hyper-Threading), 1 GB RAM, 100 GB Hard Drive, DVD+/-RW/CD-RW Drive)

I own j00! ^_^


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Response to My com is cooler than you. 2005-05-18 17:42:50


And my Dad is bigger than your Dad.


FUCK

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Response to My com is cooler than you. 2005-05-18 17:43:24


omg no way ur better them me i guess il have to go kil my self now

Response to My com is cooler than you. 2005-05-18 17:43:33


my internet speed is 10 mbps so my pc is automatically cooler then yours... :)

Response to My com is cooler than you. 2005-05-18 17:44:32


But my cum is cooler than yours, liar.

Response to My com is cooler than you. 2005-05-18 17:44:58


At 5/18/05 05:37 PM, _JewishNazi_ wrote: I have a Zendra tower, COMPAQ keyboard and a NCR screen.

pic?


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Response to My com is cooler than you. 2005-05-18 17:45:21


At 5/18/05 05:44 PM, Goatchrist wrote: But my cum is cooler than yours, liar.

yeh hes right, and i should know, he sends his samples in the mail (dont hate me :( )


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Response to My com is cooler than you. 2005-05-18 17:47:51


At 5/18/05 05:41 PM, deurwaarder wrote: well mine is way whiter then you and it doesn't taste that salty! + it comes with huge loads. try and beat that!

serious now.

ha yours doesn't have this feature eh. thought so, bitch

My com is cooler than you.

Response to My com is cooler than you. 2005-05-18 17:48:48


At 5/18/05 05:45 PM, -Charon- wrote: yeh hes right, and i should know, he sends his samples in the mail (dont hate me :( )

I know :) my sperm amount is pretty damn high.

Response to My com is cooler than you. 2005-05-18 17:51:43


At 5/18/05 05:37 PM, _JewishNazi_ wrote: I have a Zendra tower, COMPAQ keyboard and a NCR screen.

You know what they say about guys with Zendra towers, don't you?
Shrinkage.


6 x 9 = 42

We apologize for the inconvenience.

Response to My com is cooler than you. 2005-05-18 17:55:47


At 5/18/05 05:48 PM, Goatchrist wrote: I know :) my sperm amount is pretty damn high.

so thats what keeps getting stuck in my teeth i really need to start filtering it


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Response to My com is cooler than you. 2005-05-18 17:59:21


At 5/18/05 05:37 PM, _JewishNazi_ wrote: I have a Zendra tower, COMPAQ keyboard and a NCR screen.

Well.... My Computer is the anti-christ....so HA!

Response to My com is cooler than you. 2005-05-18 18:06:28


At 5/18/05 05:58 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:
Best. Feature. Ever.

damn right! its fucking marshmallow & intranet time in my room

Response to My com is cooler than you. 2005-05-18 18:14:13


Wow, for a second there I thought this say "My mom is cooler than you."

Response to My com is cooler than you. 2005-05-18 18:17:04


At 5/18/05 06:14 PM, Virus11 wrote: Wow, for a second there I thought this say "My mom is cooler than you."

WOW

i didnt even realize it wasnt until i read this and double checked the name...

this must be one of those weird mind tricks where only uncool people can read it...


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Response to My com is cooler than you. 2005-05-18 18:24:40


josh.com is so much cooler than chris.com


If Apple Jacks aren't going to taste like real apples, then they can get a regular job like everybody else.

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Response to My com is cooler than you. 2005-05-18 18:26:14


At 5/18/05 05:37 PM, _JewishNazi_ wrote: I have a Zendra tower, COMPAQ keyboard and a NCR screen.

I still have some money in my pocket.

Well...maybe you have money also, just mommy and daddy's pockets are drained eh?


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Response to My com is cooler than you. 2005-05-18 18:31:04


My moms cooler than your com.

Response to My com is cooler than you. 2005-05-18 18:45:08


Well i own all of you with my 2 computer. One is a Compaq Presario s5400nx, with a P4 at 2.6 Ghz, and 120 hard drive. It has a Compaq Wireless keyboard and mouse with recharge dock. My second i just finished. Pf at 3.0 Ghz w/ HT. 36 Gb. 10,000 RPM Hard drive, and a 17' moniter. Yea.


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Response to My com is cooler than you. 2005-05-18 18:50:29


At 5/18/05 05:37 PM, _JewishNazi_ wrote: I have a Zendra tower, COMPAQ keyboard and a NCR screen.

Well good for you.


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Response to My com is cooler than you. 2005-05-18 18:53:48


At 5/18/05 05:37 PM, _JewishNazi_ wrote: I have a Zendra tower, COMPAQ keyboard and a NCR screen.

I think he is just trying to compensate for his small floppy drive.


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