At 2/2/02 10:16 PM, Calderon500 wrote: Project: AYB is 75% complete

I just need a good line, currently I have the following:
Cats: All Your Blam are belong to us.
Cats: You have no chance to survive, make your vote.
Cats: ha ha ha
Capt: For Great Justice
Capt: Vote off every BLAM

I doubt it's a good line, but:

All your Blam are belong to us
You are on the way to crap.
What you say?
You have no chance to survive, make your vote.
ha ha ha ha

Vote off every BLAM
You know what you doing
"X" Blam!
For Great Justice

At 2/2/02 10:15 PM, sizzler wrote: These (currently) need three votes to be Blammed:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=42809
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=42860

I nailed both of those for ya!

Just to ask, has anyone started on counting the club BLAM's so far? cuz if no one else has yet, i'll do it.

Oh dear gods...lots of entries yesterday, and a whole lot of crap that came in too...we'll have to work quickly!

At 2/2/02 06:28 AM, Calderon500 wrote: MOVE OUT OF THE WAY EVERYONE! We have some flamers that needs to be put out:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=42908

Kittyslasher is known for making tons of shit movies about...well....shit....but this is one of the GOOD ones he has made....Don't ask me why, but I liked it!

ok, just so you all know, i started counting. i just finished the first 10 pages, and have a total of 93 unique BLAM!s. i will continue my count in the morning.

At 2/3/02 03:04 AM, blacklab1113 wrote: ok, just so you all know, i started counting. i just finished the first 10 pages, and have a total of 93 unique BLAM!s. i will continue my count in the morning.

Cooooolllll...we'll probably have more...I've had sixty-eight blams since I came back. That should count for something!

With more movies coming in, we'll have to work harder to stop the crap, but it can be done!

At 2/3/02 03:04 AM, blacklab1113 wrote: ok, just so you all know, i started counting. i just finished the first 10 pages, and have a total of 93 unique BLAM!s. i will continue my count in the morning.

I volunteer to do pages 18-25. Dont ask why the odd interval; I'm not too sure either. Results later...

sic-maget 4 LAIF...

So far:

Pages 1-10
Team BLAM-OR BLAM! Count-93

At 2/3/02 03:12 AM, soulblade wrote: Cooooolllll...we'll probably have more...I've had sixty-eight blams since I came back. That should count for something!

With more movies coming in, we'll have to work harder to stop the crap, but it can be done!

Urgggg..I only have 7 BLAMs...I need a good BLAM or 40...

At 2/3/02 12:47 AM, soulblade wrote: Oh dear gods...lots of entries yesterday, and a whole lot of crap that came in too...we'll have to work quickly!

I saw that too... I think most of those are going to be blammed. Once people saw that the new server was up they thought it was ok to submit crap again.

Fools.

At 2/3/02 03:12 AM, soulblade wrote:

At 2/3/02 03:04 AM, blacklab1113 wrote: ok, just so you all know, i started counting. i just finished the first 10 pages, and have a total of 93 unique BLAM!s. i will continue my count in the morning.

Cooooolllll...we'll probably have more...I've had sixty-eight blams since I came back. That should count for something!

With more movies coming in, we'll have to work harder to stop the crap, but it can be done!

I have 25 blams since I joined, but most of them were from voting the red movies off of the portal. I seem to have most success with that.

ALL YOUR BLAMS ARE BELONG TO US
WHAT YOU SAY?
FOR GREAT JUSTICE, VOTE OFF ALL CRAP!
YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE WELL YOUR VOTE
HA HA HA HA HA!
WE GET SIGNAL!

(something like that would be good)

I just thought of something. In order to get an exact count of the blams that this club has achieved, someone must go through every page and every submitted address himself. For instance, what if there is a portal entry that is submitted several times over the course of, say, three pages? If this happens numerous times, the exact count will definetly elude us.
In summation, I will proceed to count every submitted blam target from this topic. I also offer anyone else to try their hand at it, just to see if the counts come out different. (Wouldn't THAT be interesting)
-sic_maget 4 LAIF...

At 2/3/02 03:28 AM, MI4_REAL_2001 wrote: ALL YOUR BLAMS ARE BELONG TO US
WHAT YOU SAY?
FOR GREAT JUSTICE, VOTE OFF ALL CRAP!
YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE WELL YOUR VOTE
HA HA HA HA HA!
WE GET SIGNAL!

(something like that would be good)

WHAT HAPPEN?
SOMEONE SET UP US THIS CRAP.
WE GET SIGNAL.
WHAT!
MAIN SCREEN TURN ON.
IT'S YOU!
HOW ARE YOU GENTELMEN!
ALL MY CRAP WILL BE ON NG!
PORTAL ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION!
WHAT YOU SAY?
IT HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE VOTE 5 NOW!
HA HA HA (HA)...
MAKE GOOD EVERY 'BLAM!'
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOING.
MAKE 'BLAM!'
FOR GREAT JUSTICE.

it's late; i'm tired; if any part is good, by all means, use it; if not... eh, i tried.
sic_maget 4 LAIF...

At 2/2/02 10:18 AM, NeOStar wrote: I know this movie has reached over 100 votes but can you ppl help me reduce it to .50 or less I personally chipped it from 3.00 to 2.22 over 2 months, can u help me more?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=21907

Once again can ppl help me here http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=21907
and heres one more that makes fun of Josh Bend :(
BLAM IT!!!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=43015

At 2/3/02 03:28 AM, Splent wrote: I have 25 blams since I joined, but most of them were from voting the red movies off of the portal. I seem to have most success with that.

I BLAMmed a few red movies too but not too many as far as I can remember

At 2/3/02 05:12 AM, sic_maget wrote:

At 2/3/02 03:28 AM, MI4_REAL_2001 wrote: ALL YOUR BLAMS ARE BELONG TO US
WHAT YOU SAY?
FOR GREAT JUSTICE, VOTE OFF ALL CRAP!
YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE WELL YOUR VOTE
HA HA HA HA HA!
WE GET SIGNAL!

(something like that would be good)

WHAT HAPPEN?
SOMEONE SET UP US THIS CRAP.
WE GET SIGNAL.
WHAT!
MAIN SCREEN TURN ON.
IT'S YOU!
HOW ARE YOU GENTELMEN!
ALL MY CRAP WILL BE ON NG!
PORTAL ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION!
WHAT YOU SAY?
IT HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE VOTE 5 NOW!
HA HA HA (HA)...
MAKE GOOD EVERY 'BLAM!'
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOING.
MAKE 'BLAM!'
FOR GREAT JUSTICE.

I would vote 5 every day on such a movie :)

I REALLY want 2 appear in of Splent's movies....YEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!
I'm his number one fan ;)

At 2/2/02 11:28 PM, Mystique wrote:

At 2/2/02 10:16 PM, Calderon500 wrote: Project: AYB is 75% complete

I just need a good line, currently I have the following:
Cats: All Your Blam are belong to us.
Cats: You have no chance to survive, make your vote.
Cats: ha ha ha
Capt: For Great Justice
Capt: Vote off every BLAM

I doubt it's a good line, but:

All your Blam are belong to us
You are on the way to crap.
What you say?
You have no chance to survive, make your vote.
ha ha ha ha

Vote off every BLAM
You know what you doing
"X" Blam!
For Great Justice

haha! I like that for the pic. I'll use that instead, thanks!

At 2/3/02 05:12 AM, sic_maget wrote:

At 2/3/02 03:28 AM, MI4_REAL_2001 wrote: ALL YOUR BLAMS ARE BELONG TO US
WHAT YOU SAY?
FOR GREAT JUSTICE, VOTE OFF ALL CRAP!
YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE WELL YOUR VOTE
HA HA HA HA HA!
WE GET SIGNAL!

(something like that would be good)

WHAT HAPPEN?
SOMEONE SET UP US THIS CRAP.
WE GET SIGNAL.
WHAT!
MAIN SCREEN TURN ON.
IT'S YOU!
HOW ARE YOU GENTELMEN!
ALL MY CRAP WILL BE ON NG!
PORTAL ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION!
WHAT YOU SAY?
IT HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE VOTE 5 NOW!
HA HA HA (HA)...
MAKE GOOD EVERY 'BLAM!'
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOING.
MAKE 'BLAM!'
FOR GREAT JUSTICE.

it's late; i'm tired; if any part is good, by all means, use it; if not... eh, i tried.
sic_maget 4 LAIF...

As for these, They are too great to be put into a picutre. These lines needs to have their own movie. Capt_G, Can you try and make one using this? I'll post up pics from Zero Wing if you want them.

Anyway, we need another Flash Ad. :)

At 2/3/02 09:10 AM, NeOStar wrote:

At 2/2/02 10:18 AM, NeOStar wrote: I know this movie has reached over 100 votes but can you ppl help me reduce it to .50 or less I personally chipped it from 3.00 to 2.22 over 2 months, can u help me more?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=21907

Once again can ppl help me here http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=21907
and heres one more that makes fun of Josh Bend :(
BLAM IT!!!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=43015

More Blams!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=43041
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=43038
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=43015
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=21907

At 2/3/02 11:15 AM, NeOStar wrote: More Blams!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=43041
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=43038
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=43015
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=21907

-Still a few more hits needed (X)
-Gone
-It was funny, but the misty henati was sick (X)
-Still too strong (X)

At 12/11/01 01:52 AM, MI4_REAL_2001 wrote: From seeing the excessive entries of CRAP entries on this Portal, I have come to an idea to make the server go faster, and removing CRAP at the same time.

My idea is to start a club....if you are in, and willing to post your email address here (Not me, you will only know it if I mail ya, sorry >_<)

I will give you a target and we will team up to BLAM the movie. We can clear the server. If anyone objects to the BLAMming of a movie, then I, the founder, can choose another target. Hopefully NewGrounds will run better, and all CRAP shall be removed.

Only downside is that someone might actually help a bona-fide crap movie, so I will only enlist Dark Auras for now.

Is this an OK idea? Anyone in?

Well... The Server has nothing to do with crappy movies... although there is too many crappy movies... some people submit way too many crappy movies so maybe it is a good idea for this blamming club... i already have 27 BLAMS... is that good enough to JOIN?

As for these, They are too great to be put into a picutre. These lines needs to have their own movie. Capt_G, Can you try and make one using this? I'll post up pics from Zero Wing if you want them.

Anyway, we need another Flash Ad. :)

First off, let me say I'm honoured to be given operator status. I've never really wanted to be anything more than a member, because I believe in the goals of the club. That's why I made "BLAM!grounds" as a recruitment movie. I'll do my best when I can MI4REAL.

As for makin an all you BLAM! movie...I dunno. I'm pretty busy these days. And besides, we'd need more that the opening bit, we'd need pics or something.... like the real AYB. I don't really know if it's feasable right now (not for ME to do it, anyway). It would be kinda cool though....just think, if got popular, it would become part of the AYB section! Our message would be a permenant part of NG!

Speaking of parts of NG, let's remove these ones:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=43018
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=43022
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=43041 (normally I like Hentai but this is crap)
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=43045

At 2/3/02 04:51 AM, sic_maget wrote: I just thought of something. In order to get an exact count of the blams that this club has achieved, someone must go through every page and every submitted address himself. For instance, what if there is a portal entry that is submitted several times over the course of, say, three pages? If this happens numerous times, the exact count will definetly elude us.
In summation, I will proceed to count every submitted blam target from this topic. I also offer anyone else to try their hand at it, just to see if the counts come out different. (Wouldn't THAT be interesting)
-sic_maget 4 LAIF...

yeah, i know. that's what i meant by unique BLAMs. i checked every link, and i kept track of the id #'s of all the movies posted and BLAMed. that way i don't get any double-counted movies. i'm about to start on pages 11-17, so i'll post my update results

At 2/3/02 01:20 PM, blacklab1113 wrote:

At 2/3/02 04:51 AM, sic_maget wrote: I just thought of something. In order to get an exact count of the blams that this club has achieved, someone must go through every page and every submitted address himself. For instance, what if there is a portal entry that is submitted several times over the course of, say, three pages? If this happens numerous times, the exact count will definetly elude us.
In summation, I will proceed to count every submitted blam target from this topic. I also offer anyone else to try their hand at it, just to see if the counts come out different. (Wouldn't THAT be interesting)
-sic_maget 4 LAIF...

yeah, i know. that's what i meant by unique BLAMs. i checked every link, and i kept track of the id #'s of all the movies posted and BLAMed. that way i don't get any double-counted movies. i'm about to start on pages 11-17, so i'll post my update results

Two bad submissions by the same artist, each two votes away!

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=42817
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=42722

PHEW!! Look what I just stepped in!

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=29380
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=37501
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=42817
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=38446
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=40058
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=42866
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=42457
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=37926

uh-oh...

Update: I counted a total of only 90 dead links from pages 1-10.
I reiterate my offer for others to try their hand at counting at least the first ten pages, because obviously, someone's getting it wrong.

-sic_maget 4 LAIF...

Any1 in need of a blam?
Here's a movie that's downright sick and taking up space:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=40723
Any takers?

At 2/3/02 04:36 PM, Falconrath wrote: Any1 in need of a blam?
Here's a movie that's downright sick and taking up space:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=40723
Any takers?

I'll see what I can do! Later tonight, I'll compile a long list of targets for BLAMming.