Search the beach for some useful trash
You dig through the sand, but find nothing. Then you notice that a coconut has washed up on the shore.
Give the coconut a funny name and become its best friend
Habitat of an aspiring artist, who mostly creates music and games.
Give the coconut a funny name and become its best friend
You name your new best friend Sir Crack-a-lot 3000. You will never let him leave your sight.
Stick your penis in the coconut.
You would never do such a thing! You draw a circle in the sand, then put yourself in timeout for thinking something like that.
Use Sir Crack-A-Lot to Smash Well-Dressed Coconut.
Use Sir Crack-A-Lot to smash Well-Dressed Coconut.
You use Sir Crack-A-Lot 3000 to smash the well dressed coconut, but it doesn't work. It's hard as a bowling ball.
get some bottles and send a message to the whole world (get the reference?)
make a raft and go to the other deserted island with the person on it
At 6/8/25 01:27 PM, Mlgfoxguy wrote:Use Sir Crack-A-Lot to smash Well-Dressed Coconut.
You use Sir Crack-A-Lot 3000 to smash the well dressed coconut, but it doesn't work. It's hard as a bowling ball.
Hit the well dressed coconut to the tree
Contemplate the series of shenanigans that got you into this mess in the first place.
I have not seen sunlight in years.
Make a raft and go to the other deserted island
That would be a good idea, but the tree seems to be made out of metal.
At 6/8/25 03:01 PM, Mlgfoxguy wrote:Make a raft and go to the other deserted island
That would be a good idea, but the tree seems to be made out of metal.
use Sir Crack-A-Lot to knock the tree down and use the tree as a bridge
use Sir Crack-A-Lot to knock the tree down and use the tree as a bridge
Something similar has already been suggested.
Inspect the metal tree for any mysterious buttons or switches
Inspect the metal tree for any mysterious buttons or switches
You spot a button at the top of the tree, I wonder what it does.
Press the button by throwing Sir Crack-A-Lot at it.
Press the button by throwing Sir Crack-A-Lot at it.
You carefully throw Sir Crack-A-Lot 3000 at the button, then find that the button opened up a door in the tree.
Take both coconuts down the elevator with you
for leverage and self defense.
KEVIN SEES U LOW
Take both coconuts down the elevator with yoy
Of course! You put Sir Crack-A-Lot 3000 and the well-dressed coconut in your inventory. You also put your spare tie on, you cant go without it.
Behold a wholly unreasonable number of Coconuts.
Behold a unreasonable number of Coconuts.
You end up in a room filled with coconuts, what a sight.
At 6/9/25 04:49 PM, Mlgfoxguy wrote:Behold a unreasonable number of Coconuts.
You end up in a room filled with coconuts, what a sight.
Try communicating with the coconuts
Try communicating with the coconuts
You try talking to the coconuts, but get no reply because they are inanimate objects.
At 6/9/25 10:24 PM, Mlgfoxguy wrote:Try communicating with the coconuts
You try talking to the coconuts, but get no reply because they are inanimate objects.
nobody had a suggestion after 24 hours? hm... guess i'll have to suggest the followup myself then:
Hear weird noises
Hear weird noises
You hear weird noises, until a coconut with a sword comes out of the vent pipe.
Smack em with Well-Dressed Coconut / Coconut Flail.
Smack em with Well-Dressed Coconut / Coconut Flail.
You have defeated a coconut! 1/??
The pile of coconuts in the room arise.
At 6/11/25 05:41 PM, Mlgfoxguy wrote:Smack em with Well-Dressed Coconut / Coconut Flail.
You have defeated a coconut! 1/??
The pile of coconuts in the room arise.
Kick the coconut with sword
