Response to (18+) Comics and Random Art Battles 4 - Sign-Ups/Pre-Season 2025-06-19 23:39:15 (edited 2025-06-19 23:39:39)
At 6/19/25 11:36 PM, eN-V3 wrote:woah, first time i've heard of this! seems fun, is it too late to throw my hat in the ring
you can be a bench warmer in the meantime
( I think )
At 6/19/25 11:36 PM, eN-V3 wrote:woah, first time i've heard of this! seems fun, is it too late to throw my hat in the ring
We are in need of some Benchcrabs, so if you're 18 or older, are scouted, and draw your character defeating Florida Man, you can be placed on the reserve bench!
Scarymovies
Needle
Houndclops
Gretchen Evanborn
At 4/4/25 06:01 PM, EtherealCoffee wrote:(Here's an introductory video complied by DOOMVA-M, if you please!)
An ancient tome reads:
Hello, Newgrounds! This is your commentator, Debbie Winters. I'll be your direct connection to the action for the newest edition of CRAB. My job is simple: I'm the one that brings you all the juicy details and goings-on in the tournament, as well as the one that makes sure contestants hear what you have to say. I'm your community liaison, so to speak.
What is CRAB? Well, it's an acronym for "Comics and Random Art Battles"! It's an annual event that is going into its fourth consecutive year, and has featured over 60 artists duking it out with their original characters in various events around the globe. The tournament is looking for more contestants to jump in the fray and try to take home a life-changing wish!
Are you here to sign up? This tournament is a commitment, and certainly not for the faint of heart nor weak of will. Above, I've listed the main points of what it will take to join, as well as how to join and what to expect from the tournament. If you think you have what it takes, then we'd love to see your OC. Of course, just showing us who you're bringing is not enough. Your cost of admission?
You must defeat the Pit Guardian, Florida Man, to be given entry to CRAB.
(via CornCobBro)
After doing a little digging, I've uncovered this from the CRAB records in regard to Florida Man's mannerisms.
How you defeat him is up to you! Just post your Entry Task here in the thread and you'll be invited to join our event.
Oh, before you get started, be sure to tell us a little about your character. Here's a reference sheet so you can let others know your character's backstory, personality, and any special abilities they have:
That's all you need to know to join, future crab. If you think you have what it takes to be a champion, go ahead and show us what you've got! If you need more information, please consult the remainder of this post to help clear up any confusion you may have. Or, if you still have questions, don't hesitate to ask for clarification!
F.A.Q.
What is Comics and Random Art Battles?
CRAB is an event that has its origins back on 4chan's /co/ board, extending its reach to Newgrounds last year and this year as well. It is a team-based OCT (Original Character Tournament) lasting three rounds with no eliminations. Even losers can win it all!
How do matches go?
At the start of every round, you are matched up with another contestant in some form of competition. Each round has a different location and event, and you must depict your character defeating their opponent in this event. For example, Round 1 could be in Pompeii and your event is Golf. Don't miss that putt at the base of Mt. Vesuvius!
Your opponent will be doing the same, but they'll be defeating you in their entry. After everyone's entries are submitted, the voting period begins. Other contestants vote on which entry they think should win, and whichever earns the most votes is declared the winner of that event.
Round 3 is traditionally combat. Many crabs have fought and died in this arena, so bring your best! Crabs who die in Round 3 stay dead...
Here's an example of a match-up I found in the archives: Cyrus vs Dylan
Event Starting Date and Length of Tournament
Currently, we are aiming to begin the tournament on June 20th. The entire event is anticipated to last 14 weeks, which includes rest periods between rounds to avoid burnout.
It's after June 20th, can I still join?
You can still join. We need some contestants to sit on the bench in case we have drop-outs or no-shows. It's not glorious, but you can still be a part of the action!
Is there a limited roster size?
Yes. We are aiming to have 50 contestants, and right now we have about 30 or so in the event. The remaining slots will be given out to people who can complete their Entry Tasks first, and we've already got some on standby. So don't dillydally; get to making that Entry! Anyone that submits after all slots are filled will be placed on the reserve list.
Are there deadlines or restrictions?
Yes! Typically, you have about two weeks to complete your entry for the current round. As for restrictions on entry length, the first two rounds have a 15-page limit for comics and 1:50 (110 seconds) for animations. Other limits will be determined on a case-by-case basis. Round 3 has no limits.
Do I have to make comics?
No. The majority of contestants will likely submit a comic, so that is what you can expect to contend with. Animations are another popular medium here.
Are you the Gamemaster?
I am not. The Gamemaster for CRAB for is the DOOMVA:
(via DOOMVA-M)
My job is to engage contestants and viewers alike with extra content, such as interviews, minor announcements, and other little activities. My co-commentator, M4tron, will be in the 4chan threads, but they might pop in from time to time.
(via SaintBon)
Do I have to join your Discord server?
You are not required to join the server; we've had contestants stay exclusively in the threads before. Just know that you'll need to be more proactive in keeping up with the event. Ghosting or long periods of inactivity may result in getting kicked out...
Again, please reach out if you have any more questions! If you're interested in the pre-season shenanigans, be sure to follow this thread by clicking the heart at the top of this post. You'll be easily notified when something happens.
Looking forward to seeing you in action, crab.
“Headliner huh? ….hm. Time to vote I guess.”
My vote goes too…
Clovis, Head Investigator, Leo and Berry
I chose:
-Fishimote
-Time Warrior
-Needle
-Lovell
Already voted but in the thread so I won't repeat as to not cause confusion.
The CRAB 4 pre-season has just started, and everyone's looking for a headliner to support! Have you considered the Lionheart Kid, Leo Buckingham, as a candidate to be YOUR headliner?
Have already votes in the other thread, so I am just here to give everyone love and support and may the best candidates win headliner.
Me? I am not eligible, but that won't mean Ignatius is just gonna sit down and do nothing!
As a representative of everexpanding bunkcer here are my votes
-Needle
-Marv
-Ellie
-Scarymovies
"Oh my! P-pardon me! V-voting? Uh... I suppose I have time..."
"In matters of taste there can be no disputes."
Voting for the headliners!
That's all!
!!!HELL YEAH!!!!
Sussy-baka22
At 6/20/25 09:21 AM, Sussy-baka22 wrote:!!!HELL YEAH!!!!
You need to be over 18
all right im not posting anymore
Sussy-baka22
At 6/19/25 11:42 PM, EtherealCoffee wrote:At 6/19/25 11:36 PM, eN-V3 wrote:woah, first time i've heard of this! seems fun, is it too late to throw my hat in the ring
We are in need of some Benchcrabs, so if you're 18 or older, are scouted, and draw your character defeating Florida Man, you can be placed on the reserve bench!
defeat Florida Man, huh? she hears you loud and clear.
...you might want to be a bit more specific, she loves wordplay.
a bit late to the party, but she'll be around as a benchcrab 'till she's needed!
Ah, another smart one!
Beating ‘em with cards is a smart take!
My guy just hit him down low with a football.
KEVIN SEES U LOW
At 6/19/25 06:59 PM, DOOMVA-M wrote:CRAB 4 OFFICIALLY BEGINS NOW
INITIATING CRAB 4 SELECTION PROTOCOL
Introduction: https://files.catbox.moe/q3dj1g.mp4
You are now required to cast votes for optimal candidates to fulfill the Headliner role (designated Team Captain position).
Headliner selection directly impacts team formation parameters.
VOTING PARAMETERS:
Maximum selections: 4
Submission must include visual representation (art file) of your registered Crab.
QUERY: Which Crab demonstrates optimal leadership parameters?
Which candidate should occupy the front-line positioning?
Designate your selection.
You have 3 days
I choose Atta, Clovis, and Marox.
At 6/20/25 02:17 PM, EmperorBismark wrote:At 6/19/25 06:59 PM, DOOMVA-M wrote:CRAB 4 OFFICIALLY BEGINS NOWI choose Atta, Clovis, and Marox.
INITIATING CRAB 4 SELECTION PROTOCOL
Introduction: https://files.catbox.moe/q3dj1g.mp4
You are now required to cast votes for optimal candidates to fulfill the Headliner role (designated Team Captain position).
Headliner selection directly impacts team formation parameters.
VOTING PARAMETERS:
Maximum selections: 4
Submission must include visual representation (art file) of your registered Crab.
QUERY: Which Crab demonstrates optimal leadership parameters?
Which candidate should occupy the front-line positioning?
Designate your selection.
You have 3 days
I shall also choose Zehya.
4 votes for fluxxo
Why not Dea? She sounds like a good fit.
KEVIN SEES U LOW
Would You?
Scarymovies
Atta
Zehya
Lovell
I’m so sorry for such a late entry, I hope it isn’t too late to enter! Do we perhaps have to DM for the discord server? I’d love to join it!
HERE IS MY ENTRY. LAST HOUR. i hope, dependnig on time zone, but happy to be in the back roster at least
I here vote for
juggle jack,
clovis, kell, and
the time
warrior.
At 6/20/25 07:37 PM, FlabbandBabbles wrote:Would You?
Also I'm voting for Marv, Needle, Clovis and Fishimote
I'm gonna shit.
Giggles (FELLOW CLOWN PEAKKKK), Midori, Zehya and Clovis
(Counts may be a little off, they updated as I was wrapping up)
Only a little more time left to vote, crabs! Who are you putting in as your headliners?
Remember, you get up to four votes, for four different contestants.
