introducing my NEW plush i spent days on!
introducing mr. cool man!
mr. cool man (blurb) - i have serious attachment issues. whenever i get the opportunity to make new friends, i always mess everything up because i don't to feel alone. but i always push everyone away because of my own insecurities. it's all my fault. im a bad person. i just don't want to hurt anyone else ever again.
and thankfully theres still a few hours until the deadline, so this may very well be the last- wait hold up im sorry im getting a phone call
hello? yes, this me webtoon. no not the comic website that gave you eye cancer :( i have feelings you know.
hm? what do you mean i can't submit it? yeah i know technically but its still 9 pm in hawaii! and quite frankly considering the annexation of hawaii by the united states was an unjust coup to overthrow a government that didn't pose any threat to the superpower, i feel like this deserves an expection, and who doesn't love mr. cool man! i'm telling you, he's gonna be the next spongebob!
ok GARY! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! i don't care that "not a reason to ignore the deadline". what if walt disney gave up because of a deadline? we wouldn't have had mars needs moms then! what if this character is the gateway to years of entertainment? what if we get the opportunity to make mars needs moms 2 because of mr. cool man, reviving the genre of mocap for future generations to come? what about THAT, gary?? think of the kids!!
"you'll talk with her-" no, SCREW YOU!! YOU DON'T THINK OF ANYONE BUT YOUR SELF! THIS IS WHY STACY IS LEAVING YOU! THIS IS WHY YOU'RE NOT GETTING CUSTODY OF YOUR KIDS!! MAYBE you could've seen greg again if it weren't for your excessive drinking.
DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT PROFESSIONALISM! WHATS PROFESSIONAL ABOUT BALDING AT 29?? HM?? YOU KNOW WHAT, NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN! WE'RE DONE! and by the way, YOU'RE BREATHING MANUALLY NOW!!!
*click* unbelievable... sigh, don't worry mr. cool man. gary may have let you down, but you'll always have me by your side. now how about we get out of dodge and head to burger king! maybe a great depression chicken sandwich will cheer you up!
Azalea: Is she a super spy or an office lady pretending to be one to pass the time? You decide.
