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Response to Username Haiku 2024-06-19 10:28:13


At 6/19/24 09:44 AM, evasdf wrote:you know what fuck it


Before I write the haiku: How do you pronounce it?


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Response to Username Haiku 2024-06-19 10:44:00


At 6/19/24 10:28 AM, Thetageist wrote:
At 6/19/24 09:44 AM, evasdf wrote:you know what fuck it

Before I write the haiku: How do you pronounce it?


i actually havent thought about this before since its actually just part of my name and a sdf at the end but i gues itd be "eh-va (like vacuum)- sdf (like its one word)"


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Response to Username Haiku 2024-06-19 18:20:27


At 6/8/24 10:01 AM, Void wrote:Haikus are awesome
Am I necrobumping? Oops
Give it your best shot


What the hell? I skipped

Over another person!

Sorry! Here we go:


The call of the Void

Is a call to joyous times

Funny posts abound


Someone please help me revive my clubs

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Response to Username Haiku 2024-06-19 18:29:33


At 10/7/23 08:05 PM, Dungeonation wrote:I’ll bite


Wait, Dungeonation

Did I never get to you?

It’s been eight whole months!


Dungeonation’s a

Big name here, but down to earth

Friendly code bunny!


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Response to Username Haiku 2024-06-19 18:30:31


At 10/7/23 10:35 PM, Billy-SuperSkullz wrote:
At 10/7/23 10:30 PM, Thetageist wrote:
At 10/7/23 08:39 PM, Billy-SuperSkullz wrote:Okay

Billy-SuperSkullz
Brings mayhem with cursed Pink Floyd
And drag queen bunny

Don't forget about the drag queen squirrel!


Little did I know

How many of these you had

Just to troll our friend


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Response to Username Haiku 2024-06-19 18:32:40


At 6/19/24 06:30 PM, Thetageist wrote:
At 10/7/23 10:35 PM, Billy-SuperSkullz wrote:
At 10/7/23 10:30 PM, Thetageist wrote:
At 10/7/23 08:39 PM, Billy-SuperSkullz wrote:Okay

Billy-SuperSkullz
Brings mayhem with cursed Pink Floyd
And drag queen bunny

Don't forget about the drag queen squirrel!

Little did I know
How many of these you had
Just to troll our friend


Theta's seen it all

All of the boys I have made

Most of them in drag.


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Response to Username Haiku 2024-06-19 18:38:27


At 6/19/24 10:44 AM, evasdf wrote:
At 6/19/24 10:28 AM, Thetageist wrote:
At 6/19/24 09:44 AM, evasdf wrote:you know what fuck it

Before I write the haiku: How do you pronounce it?

i actually havent thought about this before since its actually just part of my name and a sdf at the end but i gues itd be "eh-va (like vacuum)- sdf (like its one word)"


Evasdf hangs out

In the Supporter Party

Seen you there sometimes!


(Brain running out of haiku juice, apologies if this is a bit bland lol)


Someone please help me revive my clubs

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Response to Username Haiku 2024-06-19 19:35:24


At 6/19/24 06:38 PM, Thetageist wrote:
At 6/19/24 10:44 AM, evasdf wrote:
At 6/19/24 10:28 AM, Thetageist wrote:
At 6/19/24 09:44 AM, evasdf wrote:you know what fuck it

Before I write the haiku: How do you pronounce it?

i actually havent thought about this before since its actually just part of my name and a sdf at the end but i gues itd be "eh-va (like vacuum)- sdf (like its one word)"

Evasdf hangs out
In the Supporter Party
Seen you there sometimes!

(Brain running out of haiku juice, apologies if this is a bit bland lol)


i didnt think that this

alias could create confusion

well, now i know that


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Response to Username Haiku 2024-06-19 21:02:15


At 6/19/24 06:20 PM, Thetageist wrote:
At 6/8/24 10:01 AM, Void wrote:Haikus are awesome
Am I necrobumping? Oops
Give it your best shot

What the hell? I skipped
Over another person!
Sorry! Here we go:

The call of the Void
Is a call to joyous times
Funny posts abound

Thank you, this is sick!

Hope you're having a swell day

Damn, now I'm hungry


Judge my music taste! || Add me on Steam || Letterboxd

Who walks away from a spider attack?

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Response to Username Haiku 2024-06-19 22:37:55


At 6/19/24 09:02 PM, Void wrote:
At 6/19/24 06:20 PM, Thetageist wrote:
At 6/8/24 10:01 AM, Void wrote:Haikus are awesome
Am I necrobumping? Oops
Give it your best shot

What the hell? I skipped
Over another person!
Sorry! Here we go:

The call of the Void
Is a call to joyous times
Funny posts abound
Thank you, this is sick!
Hope you're having a swell day
Damn, now I'm hungry


Whatcha gonna eat?

Today was a rough one, but

Tomorrow I work

(and my job’s alright)


Someone please help me revive my clubs

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Response to Username Haiku 2024-06-19 22:52:09


At 6/19/24 10:37 PM, Thetageist wrote:
At 6/19/24 09:02 PM, Void wrote:Thank you, this is sick!
Hope you're having a swell day
Damn, now I'm hungry

Whatcha gonna eat?
Today was a rough one, but
Tomorrow I work
(and my job’s alright)

Croissants with some ham,

Cheese and pesto, full belly

Get that bread, my dude

Tomorrow is another day

Judge my music taste! || Add me on Steam || Letterboxd

Who walks away from a spider attack?

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Response to Username Haiku 2024-06-20 04:18:27


How fortunate my username has 5 syllables


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Response to Username Haiku 2024-06-20 23:44:20


At 6/20/24 04:18 AM, OneGrumpyLumpy wrote:How fortunate my username has 5 syllables


OneGrumpyLumpy

Creates horror and whimsy

I should follow you


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Response to Username Haiku 2024-06-21 04:56:34


Yur. I'm European, so the J is pronounced like you would a 'y', like in 'yurt' (type of Mongolian tent).

Response to Username Haiku 2024-06-21 15:52:20


At 6/21/24 04:56 AM, JurTheOrc wrote:Yur. I'm European, so the J is pronounced like you would a 'y', like in 'yurt' (type of Mongolian tent).


Loyal JurTheOrc

Adds thoughtfulness to all threads

Truly, Jur the best


Someone please help me revive my clubs

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Response to Username Haiku 2024-06-21 17:20:27


At 6/21/24 03:52 PM, Thetageist wrote:
At 6/21/24 04:56 AM, JurTheOrc wrote:Yur. I'm European, so the J is pronounced like you would a 'y', like in 'yurt' (type of Mongolian tent).

Loyal JurTheOrc
Adds thoughtfulness to all threads
Truly, Jur the best


Shoot.


This kind of feels like receiving a Valentine's Day letter.


I don't mean that in the sense of "ooh they must be in love with me!", i'm not Irwin from The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy who doesn't get the hint even after having his head bashed in with a stool. More in the sense that i didn't expect a message as kind and appreciative in a poetic package like this. I thought it would end up more jokey.

Thank you very much. It's a very nice end of the work week and start of the weekend (among other factors)


Going to pull the old switcheroo for that one.


Thetageist, scary

Provoking ghoulish cool punk

Please don't break my knees


Alternatively


Theta and the Geist

Filters only for coffee

Sees more than you'd think


These Ku of the Hai probably don't hit as hard as they did for me --kinda nervous the may actually insult you a bit, even-- but hope you like them.

Have a good weekend and take care as well as a cookie when nobody's looking.

Response to Username Haiku 2024-06-21 18:45:09


At 6/21/24 05:20 PM, JurTheOrc wrote:
At 6/21/24 03:52 PM, Thetageist wrote:
At 6/21/24 04:56 AM, JurTheOrc wrote:Yur. I'm European, so the J is pronounced like you would a 'y', like in 'yurt' (type of Mongolian tent).

Loyal JurTheOrc
Adds thoughtfulness to all threads
Truly, Jur the best

Shoot.

This kind of feels like receiving a Valentine's Day letter.

I don't mean that in the sense of "ooh they must be in love with me!", i'm not Irwin from The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy who doesn't get the hint even after having his head bashed in with a stool. More in the sense that i didn't expect a message as kind and appreciative in a poetic package like this. I thought it would end up more jokey.
Thank you very much. It's a very nice end of the work week and start of the weekend (among other factors)

Going to pull the old switcheroo for that one.

Thetageist, scary
Provoking ghoulish cool punk
Please don't break my knees

Alternatively

Theta and the Geist
Filters only for coffee
Sees more than you'd think

These Ku of the Hai probably don't hit as hard as they did for me --kinda nervous the may actually insult you a bit, even-- but hope you like them.
Have a good weekend and take care as well as a cookie when nobody's looking.


Thank you! These are fun! Had a popsicle in the break room today, actually. It was tasty.


Someone please help me revive my clubs

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Response to Username Haiku 2024-06-22 09:11:20


okay wait this is a really cute idea, i love this so much. i’m curious about how you’d translate my username into a haiku


art thread :]

hi im em and i like yelling about things. and drawing. and writing sometimes

signature image is a placeholder. ill put something there someday. i think

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Response to Username Haiku 2024-06-22 13:20:24


At 6/22/24 09:11 AM, wonkypaws wrote:okay wait this is a really cute idea, i love this so much. i’m curious about how you’d translate my username into a haiku


This is wonkypaws

Many fun doodles abound

In the Art Forum


(trying to go off of my fuzzy memory of how I first knew about you)


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Response to Username Haiku 2024-07-01 18:39:02


BlueMonday1984

Already did some haikus

Before getting here


Response to Username Haiku 2024-07-02 13:15:16


Yo.

Response to Username Haiku 2024-07-02 13:16:11


At 6/19/24 09:44 AM, evasdf wrote:you know what fuck it


Biden will be writing your haiku.

Response to Username Haiku 2024-07-13 12:37:39


Username Haiku

Is back on the menu, boys!

How is everyone?


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Response to Username Haiku 2024-07-13 12:41:06


At 7/1/24 06:39 PM, BlueMonday1984 wrote:BlueMonday1984
Already did some haikus
Before getting here


It’s a Blue Monday

For the ones who are blammed by

This New Order fan


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Response to Username Haiku 2024-07-13 12:42:04


At 7/2/24 01:15 PM, Jukestar wrote:Yo.


Life is so bizarre

Jukestar knows this more than most

Making sense of it


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Response to Username Haiku 2024-07-13 12:52:58


At 7/13/24 12:37 PM, Thetageist wrote:Username Haiku
Is back on the menu, boys!
How is everyone?


Billy-SuperSkullz

Has a username to start

Haikus all the time.


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Response to Username Haiku 2024-07-15 12:09:59


Make one if you wish.

And, of course, I feel compelled

To do one myself.

Response to Username Haiku 2024-07-16 15:43:18


I'm PudgieDaFrog

I like to make art and write

Chilli dogs are good


Froggo is always watching.

I'm going to shit your pants

[Pronouns are they/them btw]

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Response to Username Haiku 2024-07-19 22:06:28


Sure I'll join in too

Go ahead, give it a shot

Go Haiku Sockth

Response to Username Haiku 2024-07-23 01:59:36


Kris Kagura is

not my main OC anymore.

I cannot change it.


delphox and zoroark are milfy lesbians