It is as riveting as a piece of molten gold covering crunchy-crunchy round-shaped paper-thin dough, along with other unnecessary but recommended toppings.
the only thing that can compete confidently on a taste-o-meter in my opinion is probably lasagna
Lasagna rocks, but pizza has a broad variety of ingredients you could add to it without it getting bizzare. It is just the perfect meal for everyone.
It is the embodiment of creation and style. Truly the pinnacle of human achievement, for it was god's original intent. There is no other entity that can or will ever surpass such great powers, such great omnipotence, despite lasagna coming so close, it just cannot compete, because pizza is love and pizza is life.
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