That email was a bunch of bullshit. True, I made 2 anti clock movies. They are listed in the email. However, I never threatened their life. In "Life of Strawberry Clock", I just used the same tired old "Strawberry gets raped by his dad" joke, which almost everyone has used before. I only posted that because I was pissed Strawberry impersonated Toma. In "Clock subliminal Messages", I just parodied the stupid "Strawberry Clock is the king of the portal" movie. I made fun of them because they are sad little people, worshipping Strawberry Clock like that. They deserve whatever reviews and movies we give them. They don't deserve to be banned, however. Even if we did do that, they'd just find some way to come back. And I don't know about anyone else on NG, but I have NEVER called anyone a "faggot", "gay", or anything of the sort. I've called them some other stuff, but never "fag". So there. Also, I don't go searching for clock movies just to X them. I have better things to do with my time, even though most of them deserve to be deleted. As for them not breaking any rules, they've broken probably every portal submission rule there is! They've auto-redirected to porn sites, they steal movies (like mine), to name a couple. To restate, this mail is a bunch of bullshit, and they deserve everything they get.

I just wanna say.GO PLAY DISORDERLY,It's really COOL

i say you do the right thing and ban those users who mr.clockguy said to ban.

Toms not stupid. Hes not going to ban people on a Fruit Clock suggestion. Or yours either. I only make anti clock movies when I have absolutely have nothing better to do and the clocks have crossed another line. I make a series of flash movies that many people are fans of. One is top 13 of the week right now. Its a good series, and its only going to get better. So rasberries to you!

Okay, since everyone wrote something against the Clock Crew, I'll write something...less...against them...though I dont know what I'm saying...

Everyone is saying shit like, Ban the Clock Crew!!! , They make stupid movies!!!, And , They make fun of the Fulps!!!(?)

Well...you never had to WATCH their movies. If you say they're stupid and they crash your computer, why do you even watch them??? You could just leave them alone. You guys say that they have so much attention now...well...its because of the users that vote O, and X, and the users that created the "anti" movies.

And maybe they Fuck with people because you guys Fuck with them too. (Death threats to them, family, friends)

People say they should be banned for their stupid movies, but...50% of the users at NGs can't or suck at using Flash.(That would be me)

Why should they be banned???

Look how long that email is...He must of spent time writing that ya know.

And if you didn't notice, half of the people that commented on this subject are "Dark".

That all.

Thanks

I think this is all bullshit and they are all fucking fags!!!! I don't give a shit what they say. if they really cared about NG and it's members, they would think of something better and try again. but they just keep sending in all this shit that only lasts like 6 seconds long and it's not even worth shit. Just ban the whole lot of them so the rest of us smart NG members don't have to put up with them or their rat shit movies.

Irony, gotta love it. You'd think that a person (I'm of the "it's one person" thinking group) who breaks the portal submission agreement that often wouldn't wave the balls to even think about emailing you, but I guess I underestimated him/her/it. To be honest he/she/it had it coming with all the same submitions EVERY couple of days after being blammed. So in true BBS fashion I say "Wade plz ban" :)

Well this situation should be delt with face to face(AKA NG chat)....I think we should have some sort of group disscussion(thats the best way of putting it) , but i mean realy this has to stop . Im pretty sure at the very bottom of the NG submit buttin it says "your movie cant be rasist and/or down right hatefull toward a passific group of people." Shouldnt that rule be put in to play Tom?Or are you gonna let these people fight and make awfull hatefull movies about the clocks.
But on the other hand the clocks seem to be making pretty bad movies......oh well not much i can do to fix it. Its all up to tom fulp and the clocks.../DX2_GHOST

i say you do the right thing and ban those users who mr.clockguy said to ban.

Um why should we get banned? Have our movies effected you in some way? We have not made movies that open up tons of windows forcing you to restart your computer. The Clocks started this whole thing, and if it hadn't been for their pointless, retarded, poorly made flash movies, this would have never happened. And how is it the 'right' thing that we get banned? These Clock people are not innocent. Obviously you haven't seen their movies, especially Strawberry's.

All the clock crew does is make crappy movies and whine about it when Newgrounders give them the truth. Gawd, there movies suck more dick then..well, nothin sucks that much dick...

Tom, I thought u were gonna add my movie to the serious section ::cries::

-Cyprus

i got lots of good movies and lots of bad movies, around 7 of my movies have been in the top 5 and 1 of them is in the feature list. I know how it feels to be ragged at for making a bad movie, but i think strawberry clock should actually put some more effort into their movies. Iv made a movie that took about 5 minutes to make and it turns out WAY better than strawberry clocks crap. However i DO think they should get a chance, but sometimes they piss ME off cuz they put shit in the portal that links you to a whole bunch of gay porn sites!! thats the only reason i hate them....JESUS CHRIST!! YOU SAY THAT YOU'V NEVER BROKEN THE NG RULES!!! YOU GAY ASS LIER!!! he lied...LIED!! LIED I TELLS YOU!!
PS: i made that picture you see! i have 17 of them, email me if you want me to make one for your site....AND DONT FUCKING STEAL THAT ONE I MADE!!!! please :)

heh, as a person who keeps getting emails saying "are u starwberry_cock!!?!" i find them annoying, mostly cuz strawberryclock pretended to be me... ah well... whatever. who they are, they're smarter than everyone thinks. i'd laugh so hard if they were actually like, tom or wade or someone just trying to play with people in a kevin smith-style gag (eg: jayandsilentbob.com)... of course the chances of that are probably pretty low, and i'm not suggesting anything, i just think it'd be funny...
but when strawberryclock changed his name to toma that kinda bugged me, other than that... whatever...
do what you want, the world's full of assholes. eventually they'll go away probably anyway

At 9/8/01 03:27 PM, ZidaneX wrote:

:We have not made movies that open up tons of windows forcing you to restart your computer. The Clocks started this whole thing, and if it hadn't been for their pointless, retarded, poorly made flash movies, this would have never happened.

I though WEASEL started the "computer crash" movies. When did one of the Clocks do this? I know one fucker name Ken Milson did something like that. He also made a crappy "Vote High" movie that didn't get blammed.

THEIR COMPAINING? Tom, that so called "Clock Crew" are just alias's of one user known as StrawberryClock. Everyday here within the last few weeks, movies are submitted by him or his "Clock Crew" alias's Orange/Apple/Cherry/Rasberry Clock. Half the time, those movies are racist towards black people, immature, and sometimes just links which open up almost a hundred windows to porn website (I had to reboot my computer cause of them). Other times, those movies just take up tons of space on The Portal for almost nothing. He'll even submitt movies which aren't his, and he doesn't even say their not his. That review which I last wrote for "black guy meets white guy" doesn't mean sh*t. BAN THEM, YOUR NOT NEEDED HERE STRAWBERRYCLOCK! Oh, and wasn't racism one of the rules against The Portal?

Have any of you even WATCHED my movies? They don't even fit into any of the 5 groups.

At 9/8/01 04:00 PM, OrangeClock wrote: Have any of you even WATCHED my movies? They don't even fit into any of the 5 groups.

Yeah Orange (Strawberry) Clock, that's because they were deleted. Your just making yourself look innocent Strawberry. If you remember reviewing "Listen to Cameo" or "smells like fried chicken"; complain, and if you can find it on your computer still, send it in to Tom. Oh, I forgot to say he makes movies which say "vote 5 for porn".

Tom Fulp asked for opinions on so called clock crew and the anount of hate they've created against them. Well I'm wondering how they can be taken seriously asking that users who haven't "shown them respect" be disaplined when their real issue is that those users feel that "clock crew" is ruining the newgroups with the hateful flashes and "click 5 for porn" false promise fad.
Parodies of Clock flashes is what makes clocks mad? Imitation is the highest for of flattery, and Clock needs to ENJOY the 15 minutes of fame! Attention is what we crave, isn't it??
Grow up, clock crew, do you think Barney or N'suK care to cry about the flashes that threaten them? jeeesh

OKay wirte this back... MAke abad movie about all thsoe people and i'll put it on the front page... Problem solved....

it's just a strawberry_clock scam!
GEEZ! AT LEAST BAN STRAWBERRY_CLOCK'S ACCOUNT FOR GOD'S SAKE!orange_clock,rapsberry_clock,carrot_clock,ummmm...what was that last one...oh yeah...and cranberry_clock.that pimple son of a bitch(and nerd) keeps fuckin around newgrounds.com!
why don't we all have a vote!
VOTE A:keep strawberry_clock and ban the anti strawberry_clock ppl.

VOTE B:keep ppl who hate strawberry_clock(anti strawberry_clock) and ban strawberry_clock.
_______________________________________________________
submission voting rules(made by clan CS_JIGGA..not counter strike_jigga):

either which vote letter A,or B wins
so it's either A,or B has the most votes wins THE VOTE!
so let's play...the weakest NG MEMBER!
P.S.
who knows...it might be strawberry_clock that sent the email?

At 9/8/01 04:22 PM, ColdFusion9900 wrote: OKay wirte this back... MAke abad movie about all thsoe people and i'll put it on the front page... Problem solved....

Hey, you have to admit, Clock Subliminal Messages was funny. Life of Strawberry Clock sucked monkey balls, I know, but Subliminal Messages was funny. I'm just saying they're not all that horrible.

Personally I don't care about any clock people whether there the same person or not, just all these people who constantly post movies about him/her

As you suggested, I wasted my time on clock's worthless movies.. please don't ask me to be kind to trash movies and vote 5 on shitty effortless flashes. And that Britteny Spears porn scam was suppose to be what? Face it, you crave the attention and you post things to get people mad, you really don't want anyone banned because the parodies are the only thing that let you know we didn't vote x to flush it and forget you. But it Fulp would start banning anyone on request, the fruity clock crew would be the first out the door.

At 9/8/01 04:00 PM, OrangeClock wrote: Have any of you even WATCHED my movies? They don't even fit into any of the 5 groups.

and why would the ban some guys on some other guys say so? I've spent the morning watching these Clock crew pieces of shit and the clock haters pieces too, and I can saftly say you couldn't ban one without the other... but if it went to a vote the clocks would be the losers.

Watch the flashes for yourself. And for Gawds sake only newbees quote long messages just to add a sentences like that!

That was hilarious.
I'm still laughing. :-)

I never even noticed these stupid clock people until one of them posted a fake Eskimo Bob 26 that gave you pornographic browser trap when you clicked on it. I love the Eskimo Bob series, & that totally pissed me off. At first I thought that Toma had put that up & I was going to start voting all of his movies off until I figured it out. And how can they list their site as, "The Spoony Bard" when they're not affiliated with it? That's Toma's site. I could care less if someone wants to put crap on the site, because no one is forcing me to watch it, but when you put it up under the name of a successful series & get a bunch of porno cookies on my browser, damn straight I'm going to start voting X on your movies without watching them. Why would you expect any differently?

At 9/8/01 03:41 PM, VicViper wrote:

At 9/8/01 03:27 PM, ZidaneX wrote:
We have not made movies that open up tons of windows forcing you to restart your computer. The Clocks started this whole thing, and if it hadn't been for their pointless, retarded, poorly made flash movies, this would have never happened.

I though WEASEL started the "computer crash" movies. When did one of the Clocks do this? I know one fucker name Ken Milson did something like that. He also made a crappy "Vote High" movie that didn't get blammed.

At 9/8/01 02:31 PM, NewYorkGuy wrote: Can't all the Clocks get a life? Its just a stupid Flash movie of them, which they deserve. I know Strawberry_Clock made a shitty Flash movie of many BBS'ers, like Traekwon and VicViper. They are all wankers and need to realize they are wasting space in the NG Portal, which could be used for a great Flash movie. If they want real attention, then where are their parents??????? The Clock crew need to get a life!!

"All the Clocks"? Theres only one Clock, and he has many clones. The lamer.

At 9/8/01 03:41 PM, VicViper wrote:

At 9/8/01 03:27 PM, ZidaneX wrote: We have not made movies that open up tons of windows forcing you to restart your computer. The Clocks started this whole thing, and if it hadn't been for their pointless, retarded, poorly made flash movies, this would have never happened.

I though WEASEL started the "computer crash" movies. When did one of the Clocks do this? I know one fucker name Ken Milson did something like that. He also made a crappy "Vote High" movie that didn't get blammed.

[Sorry, I submitted a thing before without the following text. There was an error and it didn't come out. Here is what I copied before I submitted]

Yeah, those people did it also, but StrawberryClock has also submitted a flash that does the same thing. It was probably voted off, but Razoric even said the same thing in an earlier post. As for Orange_Clock, your flash movies aren't that bad, but they all have something to do with StrawberryClock being the king of the portal. Here are 2 actually Orange_Clock reviews for StrawberryClock movies:

HAHAHAHA FUNNY September 2, 2001
Entry: sss Overall rating: 10
That was the greatest flash movie ever, besides all of your other ones.
Graphics: 10 Sound: 10 Interactivity: 10 Style: 10 Violence: 10 Humor: 10

Strawberry Clock. August 24, 2001
Entry: B Overall rating: 10
Strawberry Clock is the king of the portal. Everyone loves Strawberry Clock.
Graphics: 10 Sound: 10 Interactivity: 10 Style: 10 Violence: 10 Humor: 10

And those reviews are fair? The letter B is NOT a good flash movie. Also, only 1 StrawberryClock movie has violated the rules? 'It can't be excessivly pornographic' hmmm have you seen the 3 or so Clock movies where its a link to a hardcore porno site? 'It can't be a pointless demo or has no redeeming qualities' B, welches juice girl sucks dick, and most of the other clock movies seem to fit that description very well. StrawberryClock was wrong for submitting this garbage. Sometimes I am afraid to open one of his movies in the fear that it will crash my computer (see above). All the other clocks (if they are even more than one person) are wrong for following this person, and basically begged for the abuse by doing so. Oh yeah, has anyone seen the Nazi type movies associated with the 'greatness' of StrawberryClock, made by a Clock? They were removed, but there has to be some kind of violation there: associating someone with the killers of so many people. You clocks are phony. You now decide to act all innocent even though you know you have done wrong. If you can't handle some text on the screen saying 'fag' then go to nickolodeon.com or cartoonnetwork.com. Maybe those sites would be better for you.

Every once in a while I get the urge to post funny emails on the front page, and I don't know why I never do. Yesterday I got a real zinger, so I thought everyone would get a kick out of it. Anyone who frequents The Portal is familiar with the "Clock Crew" - a bunch of names beginning with fruits and ending with "Clock". They submit movies that tick everyone off, and I get TONS and TONS of emails asking me to ban them. Well, yesterday I got an email from the Clock Crew themselves. Have a look!

Subject: "Clock" situation

Dear Mr. Tom Fulp,
I would first like to state that going to Newgrounds.com over the past few days has been a burden rather than the fun, entertaining place it is meant to be. This is due mainly to the fact that the
so-called "Clock Crew" has been dealt a gross injustice by fellow users of the web site. Not only have numerous users of Newgrounds.com offended us several times on the BBS and in movie reviews, but they have also taken the liberty of making and submitting degrading Flash movies using our likeness to convey hatred, anger, and downright bigotry toward us. The following is a list of movies that we feel break the Newgrounds.com rules and therefore should result in account deletion or, in extreme cases, a ban to the users listed.

Provided are links to the movies in question along with the title and user whom submitted it:

anti strawberry_clock - by user "raxar"
anti strawberry_clock II - by user "raxar"
Clock Subliminal Messages - by user "GrandmasterJ"
Life of Strawberry Clock - by user "GrandmasterJ"
Kill strawberry clock - by user "kl0ne"
StrawberryClock: TheTruth - by user "kl0ne"
Madman v Strawberry_Clock - by user "ZidaneX"
Strawberry_Clock Speech - by user "ZidaneX"
Biggest Asshole Winner - by user "Mr_Congeniality"
Die Strawberry clock!!! - by user "Thepoombas"
Strawberry - Orange Clock - by user "Sir_Pizzaman"
StrawberryClock Testimony - by user "waf"
Strawberry_Clock's Fucks - by user "FUCK_YOU_ZILLA"

Not only are the movies both offensive and extremely inappropriate for the content of Newgrounds.com, but the authors make numerous threats to the so-called "Clock Crew," including death threats, threats to our family and friends, and talk of violent or homosexual
acts directed toward us. This harassment is not limited to Flash movies, however, it can also be found in the reviews for the aforementioned movies, and on the BBS chat.

If that is not shocking enough, users tend to vote "X" or "0" without even watching our movies or giving them a score that they really deserve. Several users (Pants01, Mr_Congeniality, GrandmasterJ, ChronoBasher, MrLicky, Quirion_Dryad, and VdIbV, to name a few)
search for our movies and specifically vote "X" or "0" to get them deleted so we cannot be a part of the Newgrounds.com community. These users have not been provoked by us in any way, they simply do not like us because they think the movies we make are "stupid" and
have "no effort" put into them, despite the fact that these people create movies of poor quality themselves or do not create movies at all.

This aggravation has led to a disliking of our visits to Newgrounds.com when having to face the humility of being called a "faggot," among other disheartening words, reading users' posts describing various acts of violence which they would like to act upon us, and having our quality movies deleted for no good reason day after day.

We feel that these users should be dealt with immediately seeing as they are trying to get our accounts deleted and/or banned because they believe that we are somehow violating our Newgrounds.com agreement as well. With the exception of one movie made by StrawberryClock in retaliation for the 13 or so "anti-StrawberryClock" movies, we have not crossed any lines or broken any rules set by the good folks at Newgrounds.com. All we want is fair treatment and justice served for those whom segregate the Portal.

Thank You.

So, what does everyone think of this? :)

Haha, that e-mail actually looked pretty "profesional" except for all the bullshit in it, they deserve everything they got! From the low votes to the hate-mail. They say the "anti-clock crew" movies should not be on NG, look at their own fucking movies, what a bunch of fucking retards.

GET THESE FUCKING FAGETS OFF NEWSGROUND!DIE!CLOCK CREW ARE NOTHING BOUT A CROUP OF FAGGOTS!DIE!

I say get rid of those users! Especially Grandmaster J. Him submitting all that crap with him dissing himself and poinless megaman movies! So i say i'm with them! Go ahead and BAN!