At 12/23/04 02:33 PM, Quisty wrote: Hi...

helloooo!

I am back from my vacation, but I am so tierd that I am not going to type much. I had fun, but I missed ~X~ a lot.

wtf?! have you ever actually MET the guy!? hahaha.
oh, right... you meant as in you hadnt typed with him for a while ;) gotcha! hahaha.

Hope everyone is doing ok.

i do fine.
seems like everyone is getting into the christmas spirit and not posting :) good for them!

Merry X-Mass to all.

Here a feelign I bet some poeple had recently.
Holiday present for all. A little something I wrote

THE EXAM

I walked into a room filled with people and found myself a seat in the room. The room got very silent, all of the sudden a funny dressed person walked into the room. He proceeded to pass out a colorless book. The book had no markings or anything important on it. Then everyone else in the room proceeded to start to write down things very quickly, like they were in a hurry to move on to the next thing. I was baffled to why they were in such a hurry to be done. I really had a strange feeling at that moment, as it seemed everyone else disappeared from the room magically. Then it seemed like the room shrank around me, I didn’t know what to do anymore all there was me in a tiny room alone with this blank book in front of me. I opened the book again, still found no markings in it or anything else that would help me. It was hopeless beyond all hope. It looked like I was going to be there for eternity all alone with that book. What was I to do? I couldn’t ask for help no on one else was there. My mind was blank, all I could do was sit there and do nothing. I was stuck in a room alone with a book with no hope of escaping.

At 12/24/04 10:54 AM, ramagi wrote: THE EXAM

Awsome job Ramagi this was very well done not too short or long but just right nice work on that...

~X~

hey everybody.

nice job on the poetry malice!!! wow, you're like crazy fast with the poems.

ramagi, nice peice of work. heh, i dont think i could do so well with a paragraph. i really enjoyed it.

i'm just waiting for all the small cool stories to stop and have aasha coming in with some emense 30 page novel to show us.. i miss her :(

Hello evening crew. Rather bored on this evening, sorta...scanning the realm of Newgrounds right now... Yep... scanning...

At 12/23/04 06:16 AM, Slightly_Crazy_Dude wrote: Nice poem Malice, so very sad again, cheer up mate. If your bored or need some cheering up e-mail me, i am a funny guy.

add me to msn dude kirkus138@gmail.com

At 12/24/04 10:15 PM, nananananana_MALZAR wrote: hey everybody.

nice job on the poetry malice!!! wow, you're like crazy fast with the poems.

hey dude, thanks for the compliment...I'm always writing something, or thinking of writing something, so when I open my book or notepad I just write, and write, and write...btw here's another poem.

pain

Focus on pain
The only thing left
The only thing that makes me feel
Its like a sensation
The paint
It feels so good
Cut my wrists
Stop the bleeding
Repeat

All we have is broken hearts
That are caused by our broken dreams
If nobody cares
Then why wait?
In this society
Our best way is the quickest
Life and death
Sucide is the quickest
Try to make it count...

Think of who cares
Think of what you lose
Think of how better off they will be
When they don't have a fuckup like you

Theres nothin left to lose
Nobody gives a fuck about your name
Nobody cares
When the day is all the same

Everyone thinks its all a phase
That I'll be through in time
Like the days that never end
The days that I walk in fear
Fear of them and fear of myself
Help me if you really care....

At 12/25/04 01:08 AM, -Malice- wrote: The paint

that should be 'the pain'

Merry christmas everybody! I would give you a cheery christmas poem, but ti would turn out to be about suicide...so I'll just leave it at this. Thanks for reading my poetry, it's a great thing when people enjoy your poetry :). happy holidays everyone, especially MALforpresident cause we share three letters :P

Merry Christmas LNL, and have a good one chaps.

Nice poetry again Malice. and a nice story from the ramagi girl, i think that story symbolises a writers point of view or something, maybe writers block meh maybe im going too deep into it.

At 12/24/04 10:15 PM, nananananana_MALZAR wrote: i'm just waiting for all the small cool stories to stop and have aasha coming in with some emense 30 page novel to show us.. i miss her :(

Meh nothing to miss thease stories and poems are just fine, heh Aasha who? he was a member at some point? meh i forget ROFL anyways how is everyone doing on this 25th day of decemberin the year of 2004?

~X~

Holy shit am I drunk tonight, but I will type slow so that I dont drunk up my message too much. I just got back from minnesota eh? And it was a pretty gay time. I didn't do shit up there besides sleep on the floor andf get drunk.
I didn't get anything for christmas rtealy, just a 12 pack of beer fand about 20 random shots of alc. from my friends.
Also I just hit level 13 so all of you had better ph33r me, that means you X =D

At 12/25/04 01:08 AM, -Malice- wrote: I'm always writing something, or thinking of writing something, so when I open my book or notepad I just write, and write, and write...btw here's another poem.

Nice. I like you style. I wish I could say I'm always writing. I go through hot and cold periods.

So quisty gets a shit load of pressies and everyone else doesnt care, hahaha, excellent.

Im enjoying a beer and a cigarette just now after a hard party last night, i will post a story about it later, lets just say Santa and a nazi elf were there :D

Damn...I realy had too many different varieties of alcohol last night. And I am realy paying for it today. The beer shits realy realy realy suck, and I added Tobasco sauce to everything I drank, so I also had a Burning Ring of Fire if you know what I mean. Still a fun night though.

seems like somebody broke into the spirits store near his house..cough....

anyways, heres what i got yesterday

new Rome Anthem snowboard
nirvana box set
gummy bears
worst case scenario: dating and sex (gag gift)
some cat book. (WTF?)
2 cans of windsheild de-icer
road side "i'm fucked" kit
new hat
a few new shirts (i'm wearing "i scored with the princess" one now)
a watch
a bonfire jacket

and thats it.

Hope everyone had a good Christmas. Here's my story...
MRO:
Dr. John Lank and his nurse, Leslie, have been dating for several months. The problem? Dr. Lank has been married for 12 years.
Dr. Lank and his nurse stumble into a dark room.
Leslie: Oooh! Hurry! I want it bad!
Dr. Lank: I know. (unhooks her bra)
The two begin to make love for the next hour and a half. They finish and smoke.
Leslie: That was great, honey.
Dr. Lank: (snores)
Leslie: Wake up! (hits him)
Dr. Lank: What?
Leslie: Honey? I was just thinking... what about your wife?
John looks at the clock/
Dr. Lank: Shit! She'll be here in fifteen minutes! Baby, you gotta go!
Leslie: I'm not going anywhere.
Dr. Lank pauses for a brief moment.
Dr. Lank: OK. I've got an idea.
He gets out of bed and begins to get dressed. He turns on a light and gets something out of a closet. His wife walks in. Dr. Lank stands before her with his hands behind his back. His wife spots Leslie. Leslie is lying on the bed naked. John takes his chance and buries an axe in his wife's chest. He takes her body and carries her down to the basement. He pours acid into a shop sink and places the corpse into the corrosive bath. He places the axe beside the sink and goes upstairs to "celebrate". The moment he leaves the corpse begins to rise from the acid and grabs the axe. She trudges up the stairs. The former Mrs. Lank chops John's head off. She then backs Leslie into a corner. Leslie begins to cry. The vengeful woman stops. She looks into the eyes of her would be victim... before chopping her head off as well. The corpse falls to the ground. She is now truly dead. Her job was finished.
Remember, kiddies, love hurts... but not as much as an axe wound. Until next time...
End.

Nice story Snerd, its alsmost time for a new king/queen and the stories are looking good keep em coming...

~X~

At 12/27/04 10:51 PM, XwaynecoltX wrote: Nice story Snerd, its alsmost time for a new king/queen and the stories are looking good keep em coming...

~X~

Oh I must of missed that while reading back.
How long does that last?
I have a few more things ready to go, but I can wait for a new period if need be.

It's five minutes past four, in the AM.

I should get to sleep, or something.

At 12/27/04 11:04 PM, ramagi wrote: Oh I must of missed that while reading back.
How long does that last?
I have a few more things ready to go, but I can wait for a new period if need be.

Heh ya there is a king/queen for each month based on the stories and poems posted, there are a few members here that vote on that ordeal...

~X~

At 12/28/04 12:36 AM, XwaynecoltX wrote: Heh ya there is a king/queen for each month based on the stories and poems posted, there are a few members here that vote on that ordeal...

~X~

I'll keep that in mind. I need to touch up my latest work anyway.

Hello everyone, I am just popping in to check up on things. I see some realy good stories and christmas goodies lists. I see that you are pretty active here now ramagi, good luck on getting queen in January, I was dec. king :P
I will have to add you and a couple of other people to the members list, which I might as well as do some time today.

Thats all I have to say, I'll stop by in a bit.

At 12/28/04 05:03 AM, Onic51346 wrote: I will have to add you and a couple of other people to the members list, which I might as well as do some time today.

Thats all I have to say, I'll stop by in a bit.

Yes that sounds like a great idea heh, its raining outside right now very hard the windows are even shaking abit heh...

~X~

At 12/28/04 05:40 AM, XwaynecoltX wrote:
Yes that sounds like a great idea heh, its raining outside right now very hard the windows are even shaking abit heh...

~X~

Alrighty then, I got off of work uber early due to my hard work and dedication to my job...and some luck. So I will work on the list right now, and get it populated and post it up. If anyone wants to talk I will be on IRC and on MSN.

At 12/27/04 11:05 PM, Earfetish wrote: It's five minutes past four, in the AM.

I should get to sleep, or something.

Yeah do that fag.

So i got really fucking drunk last night and woke up this morning in a strange house. It was fun, i drank a half bottle of southern comfort and a bottle of wine, then moved on to vodka, strange thing is, i dont really have a hangover.

Ok here it is people, I just picked up where I left off which was about 25 pages ago, and added people to the list that asked to join. If you are not on the list then just say somthing and I will add you, cause I am pretty drunk and most likely made more than a few mistakes with it.
Enjoy people.

1.XwaynecoltX
2.Onic51346
3.HomicidalSock
4.HeinousAnus
5.Aasha
6.CHEESEGOD
7.Hell_Toupe
8.Baron_Von_Bad_Guy
9.BWS
10.turbosquad
11.SouthPhillyGangsta
12.AngelisNoctum
13.Eskimo_Bob
14.thegreatmorph
15.-Lucifer
16.sneepioo
17.Black_Shade
18.IM_KOOL_R_U
19.MALforPresident
20.-HeadBanger-
21.M-A-R-C-U-S
22.Twin_Uzis
23.DareDevilGuy
24.TheRedanglePrince
25.Kron0
26.CrazyMuffin
27.WayneBrady
28.Aitrus
29.LetsKnife
30.Robbis
31.Admiral_Suck
32.expothead
33.Toocool100
34.MickFoliac
35.mineworker68
36.Danylo
37.ScaryDeadGirl
38.DarkeLL
39.GhostMint
40.Mr_Pop_Alot
41.School_Soldier
42.slicric131
43.Slightly_Crazy_Dude
44.will124
45.NirvanaNerd
46.Cryptic_Rick
47.Lucas_Pelucas
48.Thedu
49.-007-
50.Quisty
51.RaindropsRed
52.SpoiledRotten
53.KineticMonkey
54.Silent_Evil
55.weedmuffin
56.deathtuna
57.Joic
58.-NOIR-
59.LChitman
60.Pure_LionHeart
61.CrazyMuffin
62.1Up_Clock
63.Rebel40000
64.Okagei
65.AncientStronghold
66.kidkoala10
67.oxxIX-Calibre-------
68.Kyzaskiwi
69.Stampeder
70.-Element
71.Kaosboy85
72.Shadow_God_X
73.Perfect_Evil
74.-snare-
75.DarkBlueFlam3
76.CuteAndFuzzy
77.Bibby_Ney
78.blue_the_ninja
79.bannerzap
80.-Ender-
81.-F-M-
82.dart74
83.NickSams
84.J-Dawg87
85.SmurfButt2000
86.Strawberry-Compass
87.i_want_to_explode
88.Static-X-
89.NewJes
90.RavenGage
91.-BIG-
92.MatthewBojangles
93.BananaBread_Muffin
94.-YO-
95.aeproductions
96.mrpopenfresh
97.Sentinel_specter
98.Versucha
99.Ice-man
100.AC500BELOW
101.DarkZMoey
102.S0CKembop
103.AgeOfArmageddon
104.The_Weaponmaster
105.-TheDoctor-
106.Darth-Clock-Lock
107.Fuxotia
108.Immortal_Flame
109.JackOfShadows
110.Dire_Wolf9
111.-Blitz-
112.Urial
113.Maestro1017
114.j00bie
115.bluegreen7hi
116.carmelhadinosaur
117.-Lain-
118.best_of_da_best
119.Lacie
120.Tiger_Chick
121.saiyanX50
122.Aqua_Sasami
123.Tai_Nite
124.-Steven-
125.TheLastDinosaur
126.Metal-Chuy
127.Ami_Mizuno
128.Gear_King
129.Snerd
130.SeeD419
131.Master_Unlucky
132.CapnJack
133.CERVUS
134.Strauss69
135.Kyzaskiwi
136.-Santa_of_the_Dead-
137.Mrbadass666
138.QuikFox
139.LemonStudios
140.-Cyber_Dragon-
141.-Malice-
142.Golden_Wonder
143.BonusStage
144.siege_man
145.Meekrab
146.-Darkness-
147.ramagi

At 12/28/04 12:33 PM, DaSadGirl wrote:
Damn! das a big ass list but chu didnt add me. mmmmmm :'(

( 2

Oh shit, sorry about that DaSadGirl, I figured that you were on the list a long time ago. I will add you to the list when I post it again.

EDIT: DaSadGirl should be on that list!

At 12/28/04 12:46 PM, Onic51346 wrote: EDIT: DaSadGirl should be on that list!

OMG you shall be spanked 10 slashings by each member before the night is over, how can you forget DaSadGirl shame on you onic...

~X~

Yeah thats a pretty big list there, just shows the LNL is quite popular even if all those members are dead now. Meh.

Being drunk over the last few days was good, but im dreading work today, i cant beleive i need to go in, bastard.