At 12/1/04 01:59 PM, The_Redangleprince wrote:

:I eat penciles...

Wow...that was by far the most screwed up yet funny poem that I have ever read. I like your take on the pencile chewing habit that alot of people have. I give your poem 78 thumbs up.

Once upon a time.....

there was this guy. And this guy had with him a really big hammer. So what this guy would do was attack random people with this really big hammer.

Now, as you may have guessed, not too many people took kindly to that sort of behavior. So whenever they would see him, they would eat one of his fingers so that he could not hold the hammer.

Well, this went on for about 12 years because the guy with the hammer was just so damned quick that no one could ever ctach him in time to bite of a finger. Except for a man named BillyBoBert. He was amazing. In less than 2 years he had eaten 8 of the hammer mans fingers, leaving him with only two to hold the hammer.

The battle was drawing to a close. The totals? 8 fingers for 917 random attacks.

A challenege was issued by BillyBoBert. He said he'd reach ten before hammer man could reach 1,000

The race was on!!!!!!

At 12/1/04 05:23 PM, Quisty wrote:
SCD- Relax...It was just all in good fun. It does not happen all the time, so do not panic.

Maybe you missunderstand me, i dont care what people think, if they try and ruin a place were i post and it eventually gets locked i would be so pissed, i would start a flame war with every single one of them, everytime i seen them in the forums. I wouldnt stop, until i got banned or they gave in and apologised, but even then, i wouldnt stop. Meh.

Well new guys, read my story and all will be forgiven.

Thats a very nice poem, though very sad, and you should stop apologising for everything, if people dont like them, then they can fuck off and not read it.

RedAngle, when did you turn into such an attention whore ?

At 12/1/04 06:25 PM, The_Redangleprince wrote:

At 12/1/04 06:21 PM, Slightly_Crazy_Dude wrote: RedAngle, when did you turn into such an attention whore ?

Ever since last week........

I would belive tha reason for that is because you will be moving and don't know when you will get back. In the next three months or so. No?

and the rest of those idiots who spammed the club

You call being loyal idiocy? Heh, but after all I am an idiot either way, so it doesn't really matter.

At 12/1/04 06:25 PM, The_Redangleprince wrote: Ever since last week........

ANYWAYS.........

Ok Hey onic thanks for some of the photoshops on TMFO #6 (Bedn) its a funny flash and the artwork of bedn was awsome, hehe a funny flash i must say, maybe the best one of the series...

If anyone cares to check it out feel free too...

TMFO #6 (Bedn)
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/205520

~X~

OKAY ALREADY!!! I will write a poem Quisty.

"A Walk Around Town"

I wake up leaned over the toilet bowel,
Dried vomit and hotdogs lay strewn around,
What happened last night...why does my ass hurt?
I clean up and start to walk up town,
Only to be jabbed by a hobo with a dirty needle,
I chase him down but the sneaky bastard gets away,
I rub my festering needle wound as I continue my journey,
The clouds in the sky look nice,
and the are crying,
I spin around and swallow the rain that decends upon me,
Only to find out that it is Acid Rain,
I hit the ground and writhe in pain,
As my Tender flesh is slowly burnt,
I shield myself with a 3 year old child as I sprint into a building,
Out of the rain and mildly burnt I sit,
I crack open the flask in my pocket and guzzle out of it,
A poor old man asks if he can have a swig of my booze,
So I take some pitty on him...and break his neck,
I get bored of the shelter and decide to brave the acid rain,
Which has now turned into acid snow,
dozens of dead cats surounded the fish that had been tainted with the acid snow/rain,
I walk past the pirates and ninjas,
They are fighting the Giant Killer Japanese Robots of Death,
I finaly return home only to see my buddy sitting there,
I ask him what happened last night,
He replies, "the grinch stole easter"
I gasped and ran crying into the living room,
The grinch was still seated there,
So I told him this one thing.
Mr. Grinch, I have a Gun and Aids...and if one doesn't get you than the other will...
THE EDN!!11!11

:D

At 12/1/04 07:05 PM, Onic51346 wrote: OKAY ALREADY!!! I will write a poem Quisty.

"A Walk Around Town"

Haha that was funny as hell, nice poem there Onic, we needed something decent around here for a change anyways nice job...

~X~

Sweet slide show ladies, some of those pics were amazing, especially the BUM BEDN one, that was class, well done Onic and ~X~

You gave this entry a 5, raising its score to 2.51! Meh :D

At 11/25/04 08:40 AM, Slightly_Crazy_Dude wrote:

So very sad.

you are a fucking sick freak!

At 12/1/04 07:01 PM, XwaynecoltX wrote:
ANYWAYS.........

Ok Hey onic thanks for some of the photoshops on TMFO #6 (Bedn) its a funny flash and the artwork of bedn was awsome, hehe a funny flash i must say, maybe the best one of the series...

If anyone cares to check it out feel free too...

TMFO #6 (Bedn)
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/205520

~X~

Hey I am more than glad to lend a hand to the awesome and powerful XwaynecoltX. If you ever need photoshops for another TMFO flash just give me a buzz on msn and I will whip a couple up. I thought that it turned out real great. You did a great job with setting it all up in flashform and whatnot.

At 12/1/04 07:09 PM, -trix- wrote:

At 11/25/04 08:40 AM, Slightly_Crazy_Dude wrote:

So very sad.

you are a fucking sick freak!

Trix be a good boy and run along now the adults are having a chat.
*opens door kicks trix in the ass forcing him out. Slams door behind him.*

At 12/1/04 07:09 PM, -trix- wrote:
you are a fucking sick freak!

Your attempts to goad me into a flaming match wont work, ive had my share for today and its been fun, now fuck off!

At 12/1/04 07:32 PM, ScaryDeadGirl wrote:
*opens door kicks trix in the ass forcing him out. Slams door behind him.*

I woder what issed him off so bad. It was a genuine comment, it was a sad poem, meh, im not explaining myself to that retard.

At 12/1/04 08:51 PM, The_Redangleprince wrote: Lawl @ Bedn, he is teh funny man.

Hahahahaha, Onic, that was something else. Man that was good. *high five*

Hah, well I'm glad that you liked it, and thanks for the high five. X gets all the credit for this flash. I just did some of the photoshops that were in it. I think X has a good deal going with these TMFO flash's. I personaly think that they are hillarious.

At 12/1/04 07:41 PM, Slightly_Crazy_Dude wrote:

I woder what issed him off so bad. It was a genuine comment, it was a sad poem, meh, im not explaining myself to that retard.

pissed him off
SDG, you are nice...not like you *feelings hurt*
SCD, you are funny and i uasally like you but making fun?
i have read some of your flame wars, pointless.
please dont make people feel even worse says :very sad
sounds sarcastic try sorry to hear that, anything I can do to make you feel better? she needs our support
SDG- i am 15, dont treat me like a 3 year old please.
and never kick my ass*
thanks

At 12/1/04 07:05 PM, Onic51346 wrote: "A Walk Around Town"

Haha, that was an awesome poem. That one and the pencil one that was posted not all that long ago were just great. If thats the kind of poetry that is posted in here, I think I'll start liking poetry now.

At 12/1/04 05:23 PM, Quisty wrote: Quik- Yeah, I love my LNL. I never shut up about things I love, eh?

I know, just jabber jabber jabber, lol. Its alright, you at least know what you're talking about when you say things so thats always a plus.

gah..too many pages to read

nice to see this place rolling! i'll read up. any good stories i should know aboot?

ROFL Im sure you could have read back about 2 pages when i posted it here write it down so you dont forget it helps if you write things down...

xwaynecoltx@yahoo.com

And anoother thing you need to vote for another king as i stated in the rules that you CANT vote for yourself...

Next time e-mail me dont post it here thats another rule, anyways any council member that has not voted do so now...

I have not checked my e-mail yet but i will in the morning...

COUNCIL MEMBERS
| ~X~ | Onic | RED | Mal | MARCUS | Lacie | oops sorry lacie i forgot about your e-mail its all good now...

~X~

I detest e-mail
I vote for Quitsy and Red

RED I dont really care What your deal is, but if you have a problem with some isp then take it up someplace else because we dont deal with that stuff here, at one time you told some really nice stories here in the LNL and you seemed to care, but whatever the case I have asked you before and ill ask you again respect this club and its rules...

~X~

At 12/2/04 01:51 AM, ScaryDeadGirl wrote: I detest e-mail
I vote for Quitsy and Red

Im sorry you feel that way young lady but its the way things are done around here besides you are not part of the council and only council members can vote..

This Vote is null and VOID

Thank you for your time...

~X~

X you're being a dick again...
I'm older than you ya whipper snapper, besides I tried to send an email to you about the councl foever ago and it didn't go through, maybe I had the addy wrong? Dunno but I didn't send on again. It's kinda silly to have only five people vote ya know. :/ You had mentioned something earlier about points and regular users getting one vote or something... I'll have to read back. But I'll scowl at you first. *scowls*
toodles

At 12/2/04 02:27 AM, ScaryDeadGirl wrote: X you're being a dick again...
I'm older than you ya whipper snapper,

Well if you say so i wont comment on how old i really am but lets just say um no i wont i cant say it muhahahaha, anyways i guess if you had e-mail problems then ill understand heh so if you want in on the council its good and ill take those votes as they are, unless you are leaving aswell...

TBH i dont have a problem with anyone leaving this club at all they can do as they wish, this club started with a few members and they will always be loyal to the club...

Anyways what else can i say that has not been said before...

RED im sorry that you feel you need to leave the club, i did like most of your stories and you helped the club alot, so im sure you will be missed, you are welcome back anytime though...

~X~

At 12/1/04 02:41 AM, The_Redangleprince wrote: Victory Speech

I am King. Aasha is My queen *kisses Aasha* And this is OUR Late Night Lounge!!!!

^^; ....
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So um... did you put all this on jus so you could sneak a kiss? Anyhoo I haven't made a single story in a little while now...no spirit. Nuff said and stuff... So if this is the "of the month" thing, then it's yours Goemon... I don't know if I'm even going to write again for a long time to be honest.

Did you know people become increasingly depressed throughout the winter months? I'm attributing all this heartbreak to that fact because it's just too strange to have everyone hurting at the same time like this. Quitsy I don't want to burdon you, you are free to tell x everything I said. I would not have said anything if I didn't want him to know, but it is your choice to share my coversation or not. I just don't want you to feel like you have to choose over people it's not right. Aasha don't force a story out of yourself if it doesn't feel like you can make one. I understand why you are not, and I just miss seeing you around with or without your writing. There's a plus to all this, in time it will pass, that's how it works. Until then everyone be strong, this is a rough part of the year you just have to push through. I look forward to sleeping lots over Christmas vacation and stuffing my face with holiday cookies.

Wow, some interesting developements over the last few hours while i was sleeping soundly.

I will just say one thing. If you cant handle what other people say or do on an internet BBS you shouldnt even bother coming on it. Red, if you see this, i have no major qualms about you, its just the manner of the way you do things, its very sad, you used to be ok.

*does drunken happy dance, in vain effort to cheer eople up*

At 12/1/04 12:29 AM, Quisty wrote: Is anyone other then ~X~, or SDG reading my story? :(

This makes my insparation to write die out...I feel no one is reading it...Maybe I should stick to poems @_@

I'm reading your story!
don't stop writing it!!!!

omg, so much stuff has happened. i was just replying to a post froma while ago.. so what we are voting for a queen and king or what?????
quisty should be queen.. but what exactly is going on?

So a short update on the NEW kings and queens of the late night lounge thease points were counted up last night...

The new Queen of the LNL for december is

Quisty whic had alot more votes then the kings did...

CONGRATS QUISTY

And the new king was a tough choice and at one time it was a tie between Onic and Mal for there comedy, i wish the decision could have been given to both of them as i looked back at there stories and they both caught my attention, but the final vote was the deciding factor giving Onic the king of December...

CONGRATS ONIC

This system works alot better as the old system seemed unfair and chose only favorites so this is how our new system will work, we will be accepting new council members to the council if you are interested e-mail me at xwaynecoltx@yahoo.com

Thank you peoples and thanks for all the great stories/poems...

~X~

At 12/2/04 04:48 PM, XwaynecoltX wrote: So a short update on the NEW kings and queens of the late night lounge thease points were counted up last night...

The new Queen of the LNL for december is

Quisty whic had alot more votes then the kings did...

CONGRATS QUISTY

And the new king was a tough choice and at one time it was a tie between Onic and Mal for there comedy, i wish the decision could have been given to both of them as i looked back at there stories and they both caught my attention, but the final vote was the deciding factor giving Onic the king of December...

CONGRATS ONIC

This system works alot better as the old system seemed unfair and chose only favorites so this is how our new system will work, we will be accepting new council members to the council if you are interested e-mail me at xwaynecoltx@yahoo.com

Thank you peoples and thanks for all the great stories/poems...

~X~

:O *GASP*
I'm the king!?! Wow..this was totaly unexpected...realy it was. I figured I would have 0 votes :P Well, thanks to those who voted for me. And I see Quisty is my Queen huh, spiffy, Congrats to you as well Quisty.
Now that I am king my reign of terror...terrific work can begin :D
This means that I will have to pump out even more funny stuff, and lots of new stories/poems. Thanks once again.
*gives everyone in LNL a Beer*