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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-07 23:17:27


Today, I bought Children of Bodom's debut album. It's pretty good so far.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-08 06:03:53


At 6/7/07 09:43 PM, Lost-Thought wrote: I picked up Lordi's The Arockalypse today, its pretty good

I should listen to them a bit more.

At 6/7/07 11:17 PM, Kronik-The-Echidna wrote: Today, I bought Children of Bodom's debut album. It's pretty good so far.

I was wanting to get one of their earlier albums, but meh, I never bothered to. Not because I hate them, but I want to focus on other bands.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-08 08:01:03


At 6/8/07 06:03 AM, Bahamut wrote: I was wanting to get one of their earlier albums, but meh, I never bothered to. Not because I hate them, but I want to focus on other bands.

Riff/Solo stealing, not to mention all of their songs sound exactly the same. It's almost of Iced Earth proportions. I don't like them.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-08 08:19:18


At 6/8/07 08:01 AM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote:
At 6/8/07 06:03 AM, Bahamut wrote: I was wanting to get one of their earlier albums, but meh, I never bothered to. Not because I hate them, but I want to focus on other bands.
Riff/Solo stealing, not to mention all of their songs sound exactly the same. It's almost of Iced Earth proportions. I don't like them.

CoB Don't Steal riffs, nor solos, Also, not ALL of their songs sound the same,
listen to Bed of Razors, Then Listen to Angels don't kill, I'd say they are VERY different...

Except for his vocals, which are pretty much always the same, But I like them, Sure, Flame me for it, I don't mind,It's not like I'm going to stop liking them because you do.

I like the vocals, Especially in The faster, more aggressive songs, where he goes " Yellow!" Or "Yeehow!" or whatever, Like Needled 24/7


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-08 11:32:48


At 6/7/07 07:12 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
At 6/7/07 06:16 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Ok guys, Which band do you think is the most satanic?
My vote is either Deicide or Gorgoroth.
Dissection because they were actual Satanists.

So are Gorgoroth and Deicide

My vote goes to Gorgoroth, because while Dissection had a batshit insane satanist leader, whereas Gorgoroth has TWO batshit insane satanist members.


You can't spell subtext without buttsex. | I control Psycryptik | Psycryptik controls your mind

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-08 11:38:55


At 6/7/07 01:41 PM, Crowler wrote:
At 6/7/07 01:37 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
At 6/7/07 01:35 PM, Crowler wrote:
At 6/7/07 01:29 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
follows up with bass, DUDE! WE SHOULD TOTALLY LIKE MAKE A BAND!
I play drums and bass, preferably bass.
i play bass and guitar, preferrably bass... but ill handle teh guitar then

I play drums, guitar, bass, and keys...

I THEN SMASH OUT A LAZOR KEYBOARD SOLO ALA DRAGONFORCE


You can't spell subtext without buttsex. | I control Psycryptik | Psycryptik controls your mind

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-08 11:39:25


So, No-one cares about my SHOCKING discovery on 915?


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-08 12:02:24


At 6/8/07 11:39 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote: So, No-one cares about my SHOCKING discovery on 915?

No, not really


Did you just put your balls on my sandwich?

Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-08 12:05:48


At 6/8/07 12:02 PM, Lost-Thought wrote:
At 6/8/07 11:39 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote: So, No-one cares about my SHOCKING discovery on 915?
No, not really

I see...

Also, God, I've got to pick up the fucking courage to talk to the girl, It turns out a friend of mine is hustling her, So I've either got to kick his ass, or talk to her, BEFORE IT'S TO LATE!

Also, Since no-one cares about me being a member since 344....

Metal Hell


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-08 14:29:35


At 6/8/07 11:32 AM, ElGhoulio wrote:
At 6/7/07 07:12 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
At 6/7/07 06:16 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Ok guys, Which band do you think is the most SATANIC?
My vote is either Deicide or Gorgoroth.
Dissection because they were actual SATANISTS.
So are Gorgoroth and Deicide

My vote goes to Gorgoroth, because while Dissection had a batshit insane SATANIST leader, whereas Gorgoroth has TWO batshit insane SATANIST members.

Damnit!

I should probably just leave this fucking club now. (Notice the capitalised word...and find out why for yourself) Incase you're too much of a retard to work it out, it's because I kind of feel like a douchebag for being the only Christian on this thread, or on the BBS for that matter.

To throw in my vote...Dimmu Borgir, 'cause Shagrath, while a sat-prick (ZOMG!COMPOUND WORD COINAGE!), is pretty damn hardcore. Quite a twist, huh? Betcha didn't see that one coming.

*calms down*

In non ranting news, i'm not in England right now (WAH), I done shite in all my exams (WAAAH) except History and Science (89% and 82% respectively). Which means I will not be getting a new guitar (FUCKING KANGAROO BOLLOCKS!). However, I will get F.E.A.R. for the PS3.

In more metal related news, Machine Head-Supercharger+The Burning Red...OBTAINED. I also listened to Lost Souls in Endless Time, it was kinda like half Body Breakdown, half Once in a Lifetime. (Talking about DragonForce, of course...ZOMG! RHYMAGE!)


My PSN: Obilisk745

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."

Add me on Steam! :D

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-08 15:07:24


At 6/8/07 02:29 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Incase you're too much of a retard to work it out, it's because I kind of feel like a douchebag for being the only Christian on this thread, or on the BBS for that matter.

Batman64 Is Christian too, In fact, I think he recently flamed me for saying that Jesus died like a little bitch.

But we're not Satanist, (Besides Crowler).

I was born Lutheran Christian, And I'm baptized, In fact, My real Name Is Kristinn, Which means, In english,"Christian".

However, I gave up on Christianity a long time ago, And most religion overall, I consider myself a Neo-Pagan, Since that's one of the few faiths I think suit me, I am however, Very interested in Buddhism.

But yeah, I'm definitely not Christian.

HAIL CROWL- , I MEAN SATAN!!


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-08 15:15:34


In fact, I think he recently flamed me for saying that Jesus died like a little bitch.

Eh, no hard fee...Wait, you said that? I'll kill you you little Icelandic hálfviti!

Jk.

Downloaded Iron Maiden-A Matter of Life and Death


My PSN: Obilisk745

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-08 15:17:23


At 6/8/07 02:29 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
At 6/8/07 11:32 AM, ElGhoulio wrote:
At 6/7/07 07:12 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
At 6/7/07 06:16 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote:
I kind of feel like a douchebag for being the only Christian on this thread, or on the BBS for that matter.

there are at least two other christians on this board, me and Bill


Did you just put your balls on my sandwich?

Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-08 15:33:28


You forgot me being a Christian. I GO TO CHURCH EVERY SUNDAY!

That, and I'm the only Greek Orthodox here.

I might be the only Greek person, period

Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-08 15:34:25


At 6/8/07 03:33 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: You forgot me being a Christian. I GO TO CHURCH EVERY SUNDAY!

That, and I'm the only Greek Orthodox here.

I might be the only Greek person, period

hence the "at least two other" in case there were more


Did you just put your balls on my sandwich?

Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-08 15:37:03


i go to church every sunday too...

with gasoline and matches, mwahahahaha

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-08 15:43:56


At 6/8/07 03:37 PM, Crowler wrote: i go to church every sunday too...

with gasoline and matches, mwahahahaha

I just steal all the stuff, and sell it to Muslim extremist for Deicide records, and "free abortion for gays" tickets :P


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-08 15:46:50


At 6/8/07 03:43 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote:
At 6/8/07 03:37 PM, Crowler wrote: i go to church every sunday too...

with gasoline and matches, mwahahahaha
I just steal all the stuff, and sell it to Muslim extremist for Deicide records, and "free abortion for gays" tickets :P

come steal some stuff from my church, we got more stuff than we know what to do with


Did you just put your balls on my sandwich?

Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-08 15:49:22


set fire to it!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAIL M- SATAN!

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-08 15:53:19


At 6/8/07 03:49 PM, Crowler wrote: set fire to it!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAIL M- SATAN!

ok, hailing satan is getting lame and old, find some other evil to hail please


Did you just put your balls on my sandwich?

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-08 15:55:14


At 6/8/07 03:46 PM, Lost-Thought wrote:
At 6/8/07 03:43 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote:
At 6/8/07 03:37 PM, Crowler wrote: i go to church every sunday too...

with gasoline and matches, mwahahahaha
I just steal all the stuff, and sell it to Muslim extremist for Deicide records, and "free abortion for gays" tickets :P
come steal some stuff from my church, we got more stuff than we know what to do with

I Might, If I'm not too busy burning it, along with Crowler.

Also, I can't do it on the weekend, Busy pillagin'..
And raping virgin maidens...
And burning villages...
And drinking blood from skulls..
And Eating þorramatur.

..with Crowler.

..If I can sail to in my long ship America by the time I'm finished,I just might.

P.s. Crowler, Where THE FUCK did you put the mjöð?!
If you used it as fuel to burn that church, I will be pissed!


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-08 15:59:13


i hid inside that holed out bishop, remember?


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-08 16:02:11


*holds up Anton LaVey's head, with nails through it in the shape of a cross*

Hmm, I thought I left this inside the burned Satanist church...Oh well, (throws it to the dogs)


My PSN: Obilisk745

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."

Add me on Steam! :D

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-08 16:02:59


At 6/8/07 04:02 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: *holds up Anton LaVey's head, with nails through it in the shape of a cross*

Hmm, I thought I left this inside the burned Satanist church...Oh well, (throws it to the dogs)

meh... its just LaVey


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-08 16:04:21


At 6/8/07 03:59 PM, Crowler wrote: i hid inside that holed out bishop, remember?

The one you hollowed out with the inverted crucifix made from vaginal skin, or the one you hollowed out with the dead baby's skeleton?

I have the first one in my Fridge.

...Do you have the other one, or is It somewhere under the gigantic pile of rotting nun & monk corpses since tuesday?

If so, I can probably use the boat I made from the Pope's skin to sail there by monday, and pick it up.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-08 16:07:27


i hollowed him out with the inverted vaginal crucifix. The baby is dug into the arch-bishops skull. He tried to defend Olav den helliges grave when i desecrated it


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-08 16:12:03


At 6/8/07 04:04 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote:
At 6/8/07 03:59 PM, Crowler wrote: i hid inside that holed out bishop, remember?
The one you hollowed out with the inverted crucifix made from vaginal skin, or the one you hollowed out with the dead baby's skeleton?

The one he hollowed out with his penis.

In other news, I downloaded I - Between Two Worlds. It's good, but a little repetetive. I would rate it 7/10.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-08 16:14:11


At 6/8/07 04:12 PM, Metal-Command wrote:
At 6/8/07 04:04 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote:
At 6/8/07 03:59 PM, Crowler wrote: i hid inside that holed out bishop, remember?
The one you hollowed out with the inverted crucifix made from vaginal skin, or the one you hollowed out with the dead baby's skeleton?
The one he hollowed out with his penis.

Oh, I was wrong. That was where he hid the beheaded virgin corpses.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-08 16:16:08


At 6/8/07 04:07 PM, Crowler wrote: i hollowed him out with the inverted vaginal crucifix. The baby is dug into the arch-bishops skull. He tried to defend Olav den helliges grave when i desecrated it

Ok, I took the skull as a Piece for the bobble head statue I'm making, along with Jesus' reincarnated body, anyway, So It's no problem, I glued it together with the blood of John Paul II, But the body had rotted so much, It didn't stick at all.

Btw, Black mass church burning this weekend.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-06-08 16:19:26


i know, i organised it... Virgin sacrifices and baby barbeque afterwards


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