At 5/5/07 11:47 PM, Devilrider2 wrote: Come on, this kid looks like a fucking rapper. Really baggy shorts hanging off his ass, vans shoes, Metallica shirt. He just won't shut up.

I wear pretty baggy jeans, and I own Vans and Converse. And my boxers are higher than my jeans.

Last time I checked , metal was long hair, leather jacket, jeans, shorts, band patches.

I'd rather kill myself than wear shorts and band patches.... some leather jackets are okay... but long hair is for faggots.

Am I not Metal >:(?

At 5/6/07 08:54 AM, Nev wrote: Am I not Metal >:(?

No. Not at all. Draw an inverted pentagram and pray to Satan while sacrificing a virgin now, please.

At 5/6/07 08:54 AM, Nev wrote:

At 5/5/07 11:47 PM, Devilrider2 wrote: Come on, this kid looks like a fucking rapper. Really baggy shorts hanging off his ass, vans shoes, Metallica shirt. He just won't shut up.

Last time I checked , metal was long hair, leather jacket, jeans, shorts, band patches.

I'd rather kill myself than wear shorts and band patches.... some leather jackets are okay... but long hair is for faggots.

Am I not Metal >:(?

I thought you had long hair!?
And ya, I hate this- I have to dress to my music- crap. Sometimes I wear business blazers, and most of my jeans are preppy. :( I r not metal

At 5/6/07 09:21 AM, ShitOnAStick wrote: I thought you had long hair!?

I was just joking at that point :P. Its curly but if I stretch it out it can cover my nipples, in a provocative Playboy styleee ;).

And ya, I hate this- I have to dress to my music- crap. Sometimes I wear business blazers, and most of my jeans are preppy. :( I r not metal

I probably appear more emo than not... and I embrace that :D.... but my natural/epic hair and my Necrophagist tshirt steers me out of that zone :D.

At 5/6/07 09:21 AM, ShitOnAStick wrote: I thought you had long hair!?
And ya, I hate this- I have to dress to my music- crap. Sometimes I wear business blazers, and most of my jeans are preppy. :( I r not metal

does it say somewhere you have to dress like your music? hell, i wear t shirts with stupid sayings (got one on now that says "protect your nuts" with a sqirrel holding a baseball bat) on them, baggy jeans (not hanging off my ass, just big and comfortable) and when it's cold i'll put a plain hoddie on. my wallet is probably the only thing metal about me. it's black leather and i super glued a punisher skull onto it :P other than that there really is nothing about me that says "oh, he listens to metal"

At 5/5/07 07:05 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:

Matt Pike you mean. He was a Jesus guy back even in Sleep, however, he's a big fan of the green leaf. High on Fire isn't preachy anyway.

yeah i suppose. even when he does mix in religion (like on jerusalem/dopesmoker) it doesn't sound too preachy. i read somewhere that sleep's drummer became a monk aswell!

I was listening to a band called Slaughter last night. They're a Thrash Metal band from Canada. They're quite generic though.

I'm just wondering... did any of the British people in this club watch MusiCool?
It has a cool Death Metal guy on it... and he like sang Genie in a Bottle on stage, and threw in some sexy growls :D.

Orange Goblin is awesome.

That is all.

Strapping Young Lad on a Sunday morning.

Now ham, egg, and cheese.

Barbatos' lyrics are so amusing.

Examples:

Rocking Metal Motherfucker

We're rocking metal motherfucker
We don't like change underwear
We don't like to wash our hair
Waiting to go out on tour

We're rocking metal motherfucker
We don't give a fuck

I never have to work
We're playing sexual metal
I stay at home and masturbate
I fucking need a porno mag

I Love To Eat Pussy

I finally found a girl
I think she is prett cool
And when I see her
I love to eat pussy

Lick her clean finish
I fucking love it

She hates me and I can see
Girls that never ever call
I don't fucking care
What's fucking bitch

Dick Is Fucking Big

Dick is fucking big
Pussy is fucking tight
Anal fuck is waiting
Big dick's might

Dick is fucking big
Fuck off shaving pussy

Put it in bitch mouth
It will makes you to ill
Sexual metal holocaust will
Crush poser gay!

Dick is fucking big
Fuck off shaving pussy

I will please entry anus
Oh my god! Give me spicy pussy
Pussy is good smell
Shit is bad smell

Dick is fucking big
Fuck off shaving pussy

At 5/6/07 11:58 AM, 0peth wrote: Strapping Young Lad on a Sunday morning.

Now ham, egg, and cheese.

Which song?

At 5/5/07 07:30 PM, Ganon-Dorf wrote:

At 5/5/07 07:19 PM, Nev wrote: JD and coke > all.

Vodka is horrible.
And beer is too, unless its drank in the right environment... like a pub or something.
JD and coke actually tastes nice, gets you fucked, and doesn't make you feel like shit whilst getting shitfaced :D.

I'm stocking up on loads for Download.

I agree that vodka is horrible but beer is alrite anywhere.

Rum is great for festivals, since you can drink rum warm and it gets you smaaaaaaashed. Also, buy yourself a bottle of jaegermeister. That way, you'll get yourself drunk and everybody else around you, too.

At 5/5/07 09:55 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:

At 5/5/07 09:53 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote:

At 5/5/07 09:28 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:

I keep one chained up in my basement. Doesn't everyone?

Oh, it's safe to admit it.

Who's a good lesbian? Who's a good lesbian? You are! YOU ARE!

Here's a cookie you tranny.

I don't have a lesbian.

I do however have a bi-sexual girlfriend. :)

Oh, and I might see Emperor this June.
The thing is, the tickets are like 50 dollars...yeah...

At 5/6/07 12:50 PM, NecroOne wrote: Oh, and I might see Emperor this June.
The thing is, the tickets are like 50 dollars...yeah...

You mean their June 1st show in Times Square? I ordered 2 VIP tickets (1 for me and another for my brother) for that show a few weeks ago. Total cost was $210.00.

At 5/6/07 12:58 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote:

At 5/6/07 12:50 PM, NecroOne wrote: Oh, and I might see Emperor this June.
The thing is, the tickets are like 50 dollars...yeah...

You mean their June 1st show in Times Square? I ordered 2 VIP tickets (1 for me and another for my brother) for that show a few weeks ago. Total cost was $210.00.

Yeah, at Times Square.

At 5/6/07 01:04 PM, batman64 wrote:

At 5/6/07 12:58 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote:

At 5/6/07 12:50 PM, NecroOne wrote: Oh, and I might see Emperor this June.
The thing is, the tickets are like 50 dollars...yeah...

You mean their June 1st show in Times Square? I ordered 2 VIP tickets (1 for me and another for my brother) for that show a few weeks ago. Total cost was $210.00.

I really hope it is worth it bro, that is one chunk of change for just one concert. I still can't get over the price of concerts these days, fuckin unreal how expensive they can get.

Yeah, I know what you mean.
If I could get money for tickets I'll attend the show.

Emperor's one of my favorite Black Metal bands.

At 5/6/07 12:49 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: Rum is great for festivals, since you can drink rum warm and it gets you smaaaaaaashed.

Aye, you said on MSN. I'll need to remember that.

Also, buy yourself a bottle of jaegermeister. That way, you'll get yourself drunk and everybody else around you, too.

Trouble is, Jaeger is fucking expensive. I found a "store's brand" type of Jaeger, for only £5... so I'm gonna buy shit loads of that :D.

And Download is one of those cliché 'OMG WE'RE TOTALLY METAL AS FUCK' festivals (course, they're actually not), and cause they think its cool to drink Jaeger they basically throw it all over the place for free.... that and Aftershock :D.

At 5/6/07 12:50 PM, NecroOne wrote: I do however have a bi-sexual girlfriend. :)

OMG threesomes :D.

At 5/5/07 11:47 PM, Devilrider2 wrote:

He told me he dosn't like Slayer.

Kill Him.
Now.

At 5/6/07 01:51 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote:

At 5/5/07 11:47 PM, Devilrider2 wrote:

He told me he dosn't like Slayer.

Kill Him.
Now.

Ya know, I think the reason you like Slayer so much is because you don't bother looking at too many other things. Slayer is not bad, but there is definitely better.

At 5/6/07 01:32 PM, Nev wrote:

At 5/6/07 12:50 PM, NecroOne wrote: I do however have a bi-sexual girlfriend. :)

OMG threesomes :D.

Indeed. ;)

At 5/6/07 11:49 AM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Orange Goblin is awesome.

That is all.

I agree 100%. I only have Coup De Grace, what album should I get next

At 5/6/07 02:02 PM, 0peth wrote:

At 5/6/07 01:51 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote:

At 5/5/07 11:47 PM, Devilrider2 wrote:

He told me he dosn't like Slayer.

Kill Him.
Now.

Ya know, I think the reason you like Slayer so much is because you don't bother looking at too many other things. Slayer is not bad, but there is definitely better.

You mean like:

Kreator ,Exodus and Sodom?
I like a lot of thrash, I just like Slayer's style the best, I love Tom's voice as well.

I Also like other types of metal, basically anything exept really kvlt black metal.

So, save calling someone narrow-minded to the mallcore kids. =D

Anyway...

KIDDMEIZTER'S METAL UPDATE:
*Gotten into Dark Funeral
* I'm going to see Cannibal Corpse 1st July
* Worried about PenisClown being dead
* I definately need a Bigger Ipod.
*I Hate my sister.

I was so bored that I decided to make this on paint.

Also, I'm a fan of Megadeth and Dave, so don't get all pissy on me, fellow fanboys.

I lol'd :(

At 5/6/07 02:30 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: I lol'd :(

el oh el :D

At 5/6/07 01:32 PM, Nev wrote:

At 5/6/07 12:49 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: Rum is great for festivals, since you can drink rum warm and it gets you smaaaaaaashed.

Aye, you said on MSN. I'll need to remember that.

Yup. I suggest you buy a lot of cheap rum, since it doesn't matter how good rum is if you're already drunk, and rum gets you drunk quickly.

Also, buy yourself a bottle of jaegermeister. That way, you'll get yourself drunk and everybody else around you, too.

Trouble is, Jaeger is fucking expensive. I found a "store's brand" type of Jaeger, for only £5... so I'm gonna buy shit loads of that :D.

do that. Remember, quantity>quality.

And Download is one of those cliché 'OMG WE'RE TOTALLY METAL AS FUCK' festivals (course, they're actually not), and cause they think its cool to drink Jaeger they basically throw it all over the place for free.... that and Aftershock :D.

Get smashed. Have a bottle of jager in one hand and a bottle of bacardi gold in another, and do a double chug.

At 5/6/07 03:43 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: Get smashed. Have a bottle of jager in one hand and a bottle of bacardi gold in another, and do a double chug.

goldschlager

At 5/6/07 02:03 PM, NecroOne wrote: Indeed. ;)

After a wee bit of thought... bi-sexual girlfriend = more potential people for to cheat on.
I may be paranoid...

At 5/6/07 02:24 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: * Worried about PenisClown being dead

Its certainly an issue :(.

* I definately need a Bigger Ipod.

Get a Creative... Apple suck testicles.

At 5/6/07 03:55 PM, Nev wrote:

At 5/6/07 02:03 PM, NecroOne wrote: Indeed. ;)

After a wee bit of thought... bi-sexual girlfriend = more potential people for to cheat on.
I may be paranoid...

That logic is horribly flawed.