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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-19 12:11:15


Lol, I search in Limwire for Tyr and I get 700 results. Turns out it's all Tyrese and Tyra Banks. Americans and their stupid mainstream obsessions.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-19 12:16:35


At 1/19/07 12:11 PM, ThePaintingHerb wrote: Lol, I search in Limwire for Tyr and I get 700 results. Turns out it's all Tyrese and Tyra Banks. Americans and their stupid mainstream obsessions.

Hehe, just search for Eric the Red.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-19 12:41:09


At 1/19/07 12:16 PM, Goatchrist wrote:
At 1/19/07 12:11 PM, ThePaintingHerb wrote: Lol, I search in Limwire for Tyr and I get 700 results. Turns out it's all Tyrese and Tyra Banks. Americans and their stupid mainstream obsessions.
Hehe, just search for Eric the Red.

>:(
I liked their How far to Asgaard and last album Ragnarok better.
And I know thats the opposite of every review, but I DONT CARE.

But ya, you should try and torrent that stuff up. or I cant send it over on AIM to you if you want. I have a pretty nice upload.


RoseSOAS: you should know i dont think this far ahead

Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-19 12:44:51


No luck with Tyr which sucks because I hear they're good. All the other bands are good though. Korpiklaani and Windir really stand out. Folk metal is so much more upbeat then Death metal. It's weird.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-19 12:47:08


At 1/19/07 12:41 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote:
But ya, you should try and torrent that stuff up. or I cant send it over on AIM to you if you want. I have a pretty nice upload.

Go for it. My AIM is BURNEDALIVEbaby. My connection's been pretty shitty lately so I don't know how long it's going to take.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-19 12:47:25


At 1/19/07 12:41 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: I liked their How far to Asgaard and last album Ragnarok better.
And I know thats the opposite of every review, but I DONT CARE.

They're all quality. I haven't listened to them in ages, though. Probably should again.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-19 13:03:20


At 1/19/07 12:47 PM, Goatchrist wrote:
They're all quality. I haven't listened to them in ages, though. Probably should again.

*Nods violently* now. And then touch yourself to them. Thx.

/clean room vagina powers going.


RoseSOAS: you should know i dont think this far ahead

Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-19 14:11:34


At 1/19/07 11:02 AM, Drillface wrote: i'm a goth/skater, my fav bands are iron maiden trivium and metallica, i seen them all live, i'd love to join this...thing, can i? OR DO I HAVE TO BUST OUT THE TURTLE AGAIN?!

As the third horseman of the metal hell, I'll have the authority to REJECT YOU. #1, Maiden and Metallica are metal, but so fucking mainstream that we have NO guarantee you know any semblance of real metal. And saying you're a goth/skater ain't a great way to get in here. And Trivium isn't metal, it's just crapcore.

There you have it.


You can't spell subtext without buttsex. | I control Psycryptik | Psycryptik controls your mind

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-19 14:18:33


NEW RULE (and Batman, GC, or TS can disagree with me):

These bands, while metal, will not get you into the hell, since so many numetallers/metalcorers listen to them and by listening to them it is no guarantee you are a true metalhead:

Iron Maiden
Metallica
Slayer
Pantera
Ozzy Osbourne
Dimmu Borgir
Cradle of Filth
Children of Bodom.

If you make a list of bands that consist of those bands only, unless it's it's more than 7/8 metal, we will be very hesitant to let you in. So just a heads up, and a neat, clear way of phrasing it: THOSE BANDS WILL NOT GET YOU IN SOLELY. YOU MUST HAVE OTHER METAL BANDS THAN THOSE.


You can't spell subtext without buttsex. | I control Psycryptik | Psycryptik controls your mind

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-19 14:23:53


At 1/19/07 02:18 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: Metallica
Pantera
Ozzy Osbourne
Cradle of Filth

I agree with those four, but I think the others, while popular deserve more credibility.

And besides, some people come here to learn... we have to accomodate for them too.


Metal Hell ## Guitarists ## Stand Up Comedy

PSN: Look-a-Hill

Somewhere Over the Rainbow

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-19 15:04:00


At 1/19/07 01:03 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: *Nods violently* now. And then touch yourself to them. Thx.

want me to tape it for your most intimate moments?

Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-19 15:07:18


At 1/19/07 02:18 PM, ElGhoulio wrote:
Metallica
Slayer
Pantera
Ozzy Osbourne
Dimmu Borgir
Cradle of Filth

I agree with those. Maiden (who I've repeatedly said I don't like) are metal, and most of the metalcorers I know (many) don't like Maiden and/or don't even know who they are. Pantera, Slayer, Metallica, Children of Bodom are deffinatly liked and loved by mallcore kids. Dimmu is just liked by all the gothic kids who think Dir en Gray are metal.

I love that term "mallcore".

Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-19 15:07:41


At 1/19/07 02:23 PM, Nev wrote:
At 1/19/07 02:18 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: Metallica
Pantera
Ozzy Osbourne
Cradle of Filth
I agree with those four, but I think the others, while popular deserve more credibility.

And besides, some people come here to learn... we have to accomodate for them too.

Yeah, true. It's just that they're so popular among numetallers that they are no indicator that said person is knowledgeable or even INTO metal... At least we can give them a chance by saying "Come back with no numetal/metalcore bands on your list"


You can't spell subtext without buttsex. | I control Psycryptik | Psycryptik controls your mind

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-19 15:24:38


SOAS Tyr's download has finished and this is my opinion...I HATE THE VOCALS! The music is outstanding though. It's all about the vocals though.

How Far to Asgaard is amazing though.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-19 15:39:01


And PaintingHerb, you're a lucky bastard. I haven't toked since the 11th. All I've done since then is drink myself silly.


You can't spell subtext without buttsex. | I control Psycryptik | Psycryptik controls your mind

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-19 15:47:09


At 1/19/07 03:39 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: And PaintingHerb, you're a lucky bastard. I haven't toked since the 11th. All I've done since then is drink myself silly.

lol. This is what I've recently been smoking.

nuggets

Metal Hell

Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-19 16:00:40


At 1/19/07 03:47 PM, ThePaintingHerb wrote:
At 1/19/07 03:39 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: And PaintingHerb, you're a lucky bastard. I haven't toked since the 11th. All I've done since then is drink myself silly.
lol. This is what I've recently been smoking.

nuggets

I could take a picture of the empty half gallon jug I bought a couple days ago and the multitude of empty wine bottles, but liquor is depressing, so I'll use this

a quarter ounce.

Metal Hell


You can't spell subtext without buttsex. | I control Psycryptik | Psycryptik controls your mind

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-19 16:04:27


or this

Metal Hell


You can't spell subtext without buttsex. | I control Psycryptik | Psycryptik controls your mind

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-19 16:09:49


or this

quarter ounce blunt ftw

Metal Hell


You can't spell subtext without buttsex. | I control Psycryptik | Psycryptik controls your mind

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-19 16:13:28


or this

exotic mushrooms ftw

Metal Hell


You can't spell subtext without buttsex. | I control Psycryptik | Psycryptik controls your mind

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-19 16:24:45


At 1/19/07 04:09 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: or this

quarter ounce blunt ftw

Matt Heafy lookalike for the win!


Metal Hell ## Guitarists ## Stand Up Comedy

PSN: Look-a-Hill

Somewhere Over the Rainbow

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-19 16:24:58


At 1/19/07 04:00 PM, ElGhoulio wrote:
a quarter ounce.

Werd.

or this

Werd.

or this

Werd.

quarter ounce blunt ftw

Werd.

exotic mushrooms ftw

Fucking win!

Good lineup =) I don't take too many drug pictures as there isn't much change-up to the daily routine:

Wake up.
BBS.
Wait.
Get weed.
Smoke said weed.
Play Guitar Hero II.
Eat.
Sleep.
Repeat.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-19 16:33:14


At 1/19/07 04:24 PM, Nev wrote:
At 1/19/07 04:09 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: or this

quarter ounce blunt ftw
Matt Heafy lookalike for the win!

That's Aaron. He gives me free LSD. And he gave me my bubbler for mah birthday.


You can't spell subtext without buttsex. | I control Psycryptik | Psycryptik controls your mind

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-19 16:40:23


At 1/19/07 04:36 PM, batman64 wrote: Hey Ghoul, I agree wholeheartedly with the new rule.
I would add the following also:
System of a Down
Slipknot
Trivium
HIM
Rammstein

Hopefully the other Horsemen will agree.

I was referring to bands, while are metal, won't help you get in here, due to their mallcore audience.


You can't spell subtext without buttsex. | I control Psycryptik | Psycryptik controls your mind

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-19 16:43:42


At 1/19/07 04:33 PM, ElGhoulio wrote:
That's Aaron. He gives me free LSD. And he gave me my bubbler for mah birthday.

Lucky cunt.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-19 17:06:16


Man. I had the most fucked up dream last night. That's the last time I get drunk and fall asleep listening to Sunn.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-19 17:19:18


At 1/19/07 05:06 PM, AllMightyBruce wrote: Man. I had the most fucked up dream last night. That's the last time I get drunk and fall asleep listening to Sunn.

On another note, I'm pissed of as fuck because I'm missing the Heathen Crusade.

http://www.heathencrusade.com

FUCK.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-19 17:23:34


At 1/19/07 02:18 PM, ElGhoulio wrote:

Iron Maiden

I'm allegedly a true metal guy, and I still find them to be pretty good.

The rest I agree with though.


And just like that....he was gone...

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-19 17:27:24


You guys are gullible.

It was a joke. Also, lol at everyone who took me seriously enough for flames.


0peth alt

Response to Metal Hell 2007-01-19 17:28:44


At 1/19/07 05:27 PM, mike11199 wrote: You guys are gullible.

It was a joke. Also, lol at everyone who took me seriously enough for flames.

We do not possess the ability to laugh. Leave at once before the wolves return!


Metal Hell ## Guitarists ## Stand Up Comedy

PSN: Look-a-Hill

Somewhere Over the Rainbow

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