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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2006-12-14 18:15:05


At 12/14/06 06:07 PM, Nev wrote:
At 12/14/06 05:47 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: I've been listening to this power metal band called Wolf lately. Good stuff.
There should be a ban on lame band names.
Wolves are not epic!

says who >: (

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Response to Metal Hell 2006-12-14 18:16:32


At 12/14/06 06:15 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote:
At 12/14/06 06:07 PM, Nev wrote:

There should be a ban on lame band names.
Wolves are not epic!
says who >: (

See someone knows. FUCKIN' EPIC AND NORDIC AND THINGS!

Think Fimbulwinter, the Norse nuclear winter. Wolves attack things.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2006-12-14 18:17:50


At 12/14/06 06:14 PM, Nev wrote: I got around to listening to Behold... The Arctopus.... Oh my god, those guys can play!

I can't stop listening to Nano-Nucleonic Cyborg Summoning, it is by far the best metal album of 2006.

Response to Metal Hell 2006-12-14 18:20:17


Being tortured has brought me to places I have never seen before~Caligula of Dark Funeral

Lol wtf?


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2006-12-14 18:20:18


At 12/14/06 06:15 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: says who >: (

They're Wargs you n00b :P.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-12-14 18:23:20


At 12/14/06 06:20 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Being tortured has brought me to places I have never seen before~Caligula of Dark Funeral

Lol wtf?

Sadomasochism ftw

Response to Metal Hell 2006-12-14 18:26:14


At 12/14/06 06:17 PM, Gendo wrote:
At 12/14/06 06:14 PM, Nev wrote: I got around to listening to Behold... The Arctopus.... Oh my god, those guys can play!
I can't stop listening to Nano-Nucleonic Cyborg Summoning, it is by far the best metal album of 2006.

Too right.
Its like those moments in Dream Theater that make your wet your pants. Except, they don't end... it just goes on and you wonder how much more metaphorical semen you can produce without turning impotent.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-12-14 18:26:21


At 12/14/06 06:20 PM, Nev wrote:
At 12/14/06 06:15 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: says who >: (
They're Wargs you n00b :P.

I disagree, that is a wolf


Did you just put your balls on my sandwich?

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Response to Metal Hell 2006-12-14 18:32:18


At 12/14/06 06:26 PM, Nev wrote: Too right.
Its like those moments in Dream Theater that make your wet your pants. Except, they don't end... it just goes on and you wonder how much more metaphorical semen you can produce without turning impotent.

Spot-on, Nev. Each song is like a never-ending wet dream of awesome avant-garde prog metal. I totally want a Warr guitar now...

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Response to Metal Hell 2006-12-14 18:36:49


At 12/14/06 06:32 PM, Gendo wrote: I totally want a Warr guitar now...

to be honest that thing looks like a shit

Response to Metal Hell 2006-12-14 18:41:51


At 12/14/06 06:36 PM, TotallySpies wrote:
At 12/14/06 06:32 PM, Gendo wrote: I totally want a Warr guitar now...
to be honest that thing looks like a shit

Seriously seconded.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-12-14 18:44:19


At 12/14/06 06:26 PM, Lost-Thought wrote: I disagree, that is a wolf

Wolves don't sit at the foot of Sauron in Mordor!
Wargs do!
I WIN!

At 12/14/06 06:32 PM, Gendo wrote: I totally want a Warr guitar now...

Ditto. They cost a ridiculous amount though :(


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-12-14 18:49:13


At 12/14/06 06:26 PM, Lost-Thought wrote:
At 12/14/06 06:20 PM, Nev wrote:
At 12/14/06 06:15 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: says who >: (
They're Wargs you n00b :P.
I disagree, that is a wolf

besides the fact it IS a wolf, they can still be the same thing pretty much. Unless you're talking about the game and ride the hairless ones. but ya, the rest is all like
HEY GUYS THIS IS A WARG/WOLF

it's a wolf. And it's epic.END.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-12-14 18:57:49


At 12/14/06 06:49 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: it's a wolf. And it's epic.END.

Its still not epic.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-12-14 19:12:00


At 12/14/06 06:57 PM, Nev wrote:
At 12/14/06 06:49 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: it's a wolf. And it's epic.END.
Its still not epic.

Ok, what about lasers then? I mean, whats more epic than a wolf shooting lasers from it's eyes. AmIright?

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Response to Metal Hell 2006-12-14 19:15:16


At 12/14/06 06:32 PM, Gendo wrote: Spot-on, Nev. Each song is like a never-ending wet dream of awesome avant-garde prog metal. I totally want a Warr guitar now...

OMG! Do you how how many tones that thing can play? 0.0


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-12-14 19:15:25


At 12/14/06 07:12 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: Ok, what about lasers then? I mean, whats more epic than a wolf shooting lasers from it's eyes. AmIright?

Lasers aren't epic. Swords and fire are epic. Lasers are for trance faggots.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-12-14 19:25:07


At 12/14/06 07:15 PM, Nev wrote:
At 12/14/06 07:12 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote:

Lasers aren't epic. Swords and fire are epic. Lasers are for trance faggots.

Lasers are for TSO, Rammstein, Kiss, and Dragonforce shows.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-12-14 19:26:46


At 12/14/06 07:15 PM, Nev wrote:
At 12/14/06 07:12 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: Ok, what about lasers then? I mean, whats more epic than a wolf shooting lasers from it's eyes. AmIright?
Lasers aren't epic. Swords and fire are epic. Lasers are for trance faggots.

Holy fuck you're picky.
I'd consider anything that can tear off the flesh from my bones epic, but if you can't admit it's epic now, you love giant butt plugs in the ass.

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RoseSOAS: you should know i dont think this far ahead

Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear

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Response to Metal Hell 2006-12-14 19:34:29


At 12/14/06 07:26 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: wolf with sword and fire

Wow, that's pretty fucking epic...

Response to Metal Hell 2006-12-14 19:39:41


At 12/14/06 07:34 PM, Gendo wrote:
At 12/14/06 07:26 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: wolf with sword and fire
Wow, that's pretty fucking epic...

IT DAMN WELL BETTER BE. I think I might have tendinitis in my wrist. It hurt a lot to draw those stupid things. Actually it just hurts typing this.
D: woe is I.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-12-14 19:49:19


At 12/14/06 07:39 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: IT DAMN WELL BETTER BE.

Out of sympathy I'll accept that wolf/warg as epic.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-12-14 19:51:33


At 12/14/06 07:49 PM, Nev wrote:
At 12/14/06 07:39 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: IT DAMN WELL BETTER BE.
Out of sympathy I'll accept that wolf/warg as epic.

Oh, there is no sympathy accepting. I know deep down inside, you're in awe, and just urging for your own wolf. You'll weep yourself to sleep tonight. But dont you freight. One day you'll come past your 'wolves aren't epic' attitude, and a world of weight will be lifted from you.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-12-14 20:11:09


That sword wolf redefines the word epic.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2006-12-14 20:13:27


At 12/14/06 08:11 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: That sword wolf redefines the word epic.

If Garm was riding the sword wolf while playing violin, that would be even more epic.

Response to Metal Hell 2006-12-14 20:42:33


At 12/14/06 08:13 PM, Gendo wrote:
At 12/14/06 08:11 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: That sword wolf redefines the word epic.
If Garm was riding the sword wolf while playing violin, that would be even more epic.

No he must be playing the lute. Lutes=epic.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-12-14 20:45:48


At 12/14/06 08:42 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
At 12/14/06 08:13 PM, Gendo wrote:
At 12/14/06 08:11 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: That sword wolf redefines the word epic.
If Garm was riding the sword wolf while playing violin, that would be even more epic.
No he must be playing the lute. Lutes=epic.

Yeah, lutes > violins.

Response to Metal Hell 2006-12-15 00:24:10


well, i brought this bitch here for us all...
feel free to fap all you want cuz shes here to stay :D

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Response to Metal Hell 2006-12-15 01:46:41


Gorgoroth - Maaneskyggens Slave

That is EPICness!

Response to Metal Hell 2006-12-15 01:48:55


and especially GHAAL is epic!

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