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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2006-11-25 18:29:46


At 11/25/06 06:20 PM, TotallySpies wrote: I have a gf

A Gayfriend?

go away, I'm watching Totally Spies

:(


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-11-25 18:37:38


At 11/25/06 06:29 PM, Nev wrote:
At 11/25/06 06:20 PM, TotallySpies wrote: I have a gf
A Gayfriend?

Awesome I thought those were extinct. Like TS penis.

Oh yeah I went there, I FUCKIN WENT THERE

Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2006-11-25 21:22:03


At 11/25/06 06:04 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:

Seriously Satan gets enough press already. Don't push it.

You've discovered why I wont listen to Deicide.

They hate jesus. A little too much.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-11-25 21:33:37


At 11/25/06 02:25 PM, Kronik-The-Hedgehog wrote: Dimmu Borgir - Stormblast

I think you mean Stormblaast.

I also found another Interpretation of Trivium

That was hilarious! (See below)

At 11/25/06 05:19 PM, Nev wrote:
At 11/25/06 05:03 PM, TotallySpies wrote: wrong, since blastbeats are gay and annoying you need actual cool music to keep the song interesting
No, you're wrong... Shut up.

No, he's right. Blastbeats are an annoying show off way to say, "HEYZ LOOKZ LIEK I CAN PLAS RLY FAST OMGS!" and are mostly used in nu-metal anyway.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-11-25 21:35:33


At 11/25/06 09:22 PM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote:
At 11/25/06 06:04 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
Seriously Satan gets enough press already. Don't push it.

You've discovered why I wont listen to Deicide.

They hate jesus. A little too much.

They go overboard, but I still like Deicide. Dark Funeral on the other hand, THEY GO FUCKING OVERBOARD. OMG 666 SATAN LOVES CHILDREN, YUM!


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-11-25 21:37:38


At 11/25/06 09:22 PM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote: You've discovered why I wont listen to Deicide.

They hate jesus. A little too much.

You can't hate a man who lived fucking ages ago who just preached shit and then got caught up in a stupid fairytale.

Jesus lived, he definitely did.

He just didn't do jack shit.

He couldn't heal, he wasn't the son of god, he was just the heir to King David's throne.

Apparently he was born the wrong time of year because of his mother's slutty ways, and so they did not let him become king, and kicked him out, labeling him a bastard. So he preached to earn a living, then died.

FIN

I study theology k?


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-11-25 21:38:18


At 11/25/06 09:33 PM, PenisClown wrote: No, he's right. Blastbeats are an annoying show off way to say, "HEYZ LOOKZ LIEK I CAN PLAS RLY FAST OMGS!" and are mostly used in nu-metal anyway.

Plz inform me of most nu-metal bands that use blast beats.

Anyway, lastnight I played my first living-room show. It was spectacular. We were all horrifically drunk and forgot what we were playing, so Arterial Hemorrhage turned into an improv grind band :P. Pretty sure I threw my back out, but it was worth it. I can't wait to get the pictures back and see how haggard I looked.

Response to Metal Hell 2006-11-25 21:40:00


At 11/25/06 09:38 PM, jarrydn wrote:
At 11/25/06 09:33 PM, PenisClown wrote:
Plz inform me of most nu-metal bands that use blast beats.

System of a Down. I think Shitknot, although I never listened to them. I don't know.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-11-25 21:49:25


At 11/25/06 09:37 PM, PenisClown wrote: I study theology k?

Cause Theology knows definitive facts about what happened 2000 years ago.
Oh, wait... no, it doesn't.

Theology can't prove it didn't no more than it can prove it did. Thats the reason that the whole God debate is still going on.
And don't say it can, cause I too study Religion


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-11-25 21:56:41


At 11/25/06 09:49 PM, Nev wrote: Theology can't prove it didn't no more than it can prove it did. Thats the reason that the whole God debate is still going on.
And don't say it can, cause I too study Religion

Exactly the reason why I'm not Atheist, and why I'm Agnostic. Though things can still be proven, young one.

Wait, I'm the young one...


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-11-25 21:57:47


At 11/25/06 09:40 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: System of a Down. I think Shitknot, although I never listened to them. I don't know.

So that's like...2 out of 6589734597349 nu-metal bands currently in various stages of existence.

Response to Metal Hell 2006-11-25 22:02:36


Question, how the fuck do you pronounce 'Metalocalypse'. It cannot be done!


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-11-25 22:03:23


At 11/25/06 10:02 PM, Nev wrote: Question, how the fuck do you pronounce 'Metalocalypse'. It cannot be done!

Metal-oka-lips

easy.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-11-25 22:04:17


At 11/25/06 10:02 PM, Nev wrote: Question, how the fuck do you pronounce 'Metalocalypse'. It cannot be done!

Lol @ irony. I spent ages trying to say it, and as soon as I post that I manage to say it....


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-11-25 22:10:06


try being good at languages, you stupid American dogs

I know 6

Response to Metal Hell 2006-11-25 22:45:32


At 11/25/06 10:10 PM, TotallySpies wrote:
I know 6

Fuck.

I can hardly pass my Italian class.

And my Japanese class.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-11-25 22:51:14


At 11/25/06 10:45 PM, PenisClown wrote:
At 11/25/06 10:10 PM, TotallySpies wrote:
I know 6
Fuck.

I can hardly pass my Italian class.

And my Japanese class.

Japanese is fucking gay

I know Dutch, English, German, French, Latin and old Greek
I suck at Greek though, it's fucking retarded

Response to Metal Hell 2006-11-25 22:57:50


At 11/25/06 10:51 PM, TotallySpies wrote: I know Dutch, English, German, French, Latin and old Greek

Please post your next 10 posts in German.

Please.

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Response to Metal Hell 2006-11-25 23:09:53


At 11/25/06 10:51 PM, TotallySpies wrote:
At 11/25/06 10:45 PM, PenisClown wrote:
At 11/25/06 10:10 PM, TotallySpies wrote:

I know Dutch, English, German, French, Latin and old Greek
I suck at Greek though, it's fucking retarded

Modern Greek is so much easier than Old Greek. I do prefer to speak in Old Greek because it sounds so powerful, not like you're running a diner, coughmoderngreekisforpussiescough.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-11-25 23:28:41


I may be wrong, but I don't think this is a religion or language group. anyways, I got Black Label Society-Shot to Hell, Metallica-Kill em All, and Megadeth-Greatest Hits


Did you just put your balls on my sandwich?

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Response to Metal Hell 2006-11-25 23:34:41


At 11/25/06 11:28 PM, Lost-Thought wrote: I may be wrong, but I don't think this is a religion or language group. anyways, I got Black Label Society-Shot to Hell, Metallica-Kill em All, and Megadeth-Greatest Hits

Du hasst recht, ich kann aber nicht sagen dass ein cd davon mich interessiert

Response to Metal Hell 2006-11-25 23:43:50


At 11/25/06 11:28 PM, Lost-Thought wrote: Metallica-Kill em All

Arrrrr, tis one of me favourite albums. Why am I speaking like a pirate???

I can play about one and a half minutes of Pulling Teeth..... I need to learn more.

and Megadeth-Greatest Hits

You'll find a great selection there, but I've never had a taste for greatest hits albums.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-11-25 23:48:11


At 11/25/06 11:34 PM, TotallySpies wrote:
At 11/25/06 11:28 PM, Lost-Thought wrote:
Du hasst recht, ich kann aber nicht sagen dass ein cd davon mich interessiert

I can translate the first words as you hate.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-11-25 23:54:49


At 11/25/06 11:48 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
At 11/25/06 11:34 PM, TotallySpies wrote: Du hasst recht, ich kann aber nicht sagen dass ein cd davon mich interessiert
I can translate the first words as you hate.

You hate rectums, it can make 9 sausages and even cd david make interesting.

There, translated.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-11-26 00:01:54


At 11/25/06 10:10 PM, TotallySpies wrote: try being good at languages, you stupid American dogs

I know 6

Try learning complex (involving imaginary numbers) and multi-dimensional calculus, you stupid dutch dog. :P The only non-english language I know (though not well) is Jap crap.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-11-26 00:05:34


Oh, and i just secured myself all of Nortt's discography. It's dark, slow, slow, slow, kvlt, and depressing.

It's not only black/doom metal, it's black/funeral doom metal. Imagine Xasthur, but without all the tremolo picking and much slower. :P It's also kvlt, and has a washed over production.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-11-26 00:06:26


At 11/26/06 12:01 AM, ElGhoulio wrote: Try learning complex (involving imaginary numbers) and multi-dimensional calculus

No thanks.

And why did you change your awesome sig???


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-11-26 00:11:09


At 11/26/06 12:06 AM, PenisClown wrote:
At 11/26/06 12:01 AM, ElGhoulio wrote: Try learning complex (involving imaginary numbers) and multi-dimensional calculus
No thanks.

Don't be a pussy! It's only hard until you can get past the vector plane calculations and partial derivatives.


And why did you change your awesome sig???

:P


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-11-26 00:36:33


At 11/26/06 12:11 AM, ElGhoulio wrote: Don't be a pussy! It's only hard until you can get past the vector plane calculations and partial derivatives.

Not even if I was older.

Please change your sig back.

Same with you, Idiosyncratic.

At least I changed my sig for the better.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-11-26 00:45:50


At 11/25/06 11:34 PM, TotallySpies wrote:
At 11/25/06 11:28 PM, Lost-Thought wrote: I may be wrong, but I don't think this is a religion or language group. anyways, I got Black Label Society-Shot to Hell, Metallica-Kill em All, and Megadeth-Greatest Hits
Du hasst recht, ich kann aber nicht sagen dass ein cd davon mich interessiert

wtf does that mean, I don't speak german


Did you just put your balls on my sandwich?

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