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Response to Metal Hell 2006-03-30 01:24:35


At 3/30/06 01:16 AM, Goatchrist wrote:
At 3/29/06 10:41 PM, Chef_Bawb wrote: To all you asses, I dont need you to tell me what metal is. Think whatever you want. If your gonna be gay like that I dont want to be in your group.
Your attitude and your musical tastes are exactly why nu-metal listeners are so stereotyped.

Good bye.

Exactly. And when Goatchrist says somethin like that, you KNOW it's fucking true.

Oh, and Goatchrist, want to shred some vocal chords? And can you do clean vocals?


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-03-30 01:40:09


At 3/30/06 01:16 AM, Goatchrist wrote:
At 3/29/06 10:41 PM, Chef_Bawb wrote:
Your attitude and your musical tastes are exactly why nu-metal listeners are so stereotyped.

Good bye.

Why all those assholes come always here to messin' around?

Response to Metal Hell 2006-03-30 02:46:10


At 3/29/06 10:41 PM, Chef_Bawb wrote: To all you asses, I dont need you to tell me what metal is. Think whatever you want. If your gonna be gay like that I dont want to be in your group.

JUMPDAFUCKUP

Response to Metal Hell 2006-03-30 03:10:14


And now for a double post. After reading one of his recent interviews with Rock Hard magazine, Joey Demiao of Manowar is my new hero. The last line is the greatest thing I've ever read.

Götz: After the Earthshaker Festival we received a lot of mail from fans saying they don't believe a word you guys say anymore. The thing with the orchestra...

Joey. "What about the orchestra? I don't understand."

Götz: The fans feel betrayed.

Joey: "Really? That's the biggest production we've ever done!"

Götz: With a playback orchestra. Everybody knows it.

Joey: "Really? I brought in 200 musicians from the Czech Republic for a playback show? Are people really dumb enough to believe that?"

Götz: That's what people believe.

Joey: 'Then I'm sorry, I find that silly. Ask my mother: I'm not the smartest guy in the world, but I'm not so stupid as to bring in 200 orchestra musicians from another country to sit on their asses and pretend to play. That's ridiculous."

Götz: There are technicians that worked at the Earthshaker Festival that say it was all fake.

Joey: "I don't care what people say. The important thing is that the orchestra played. That's the truth. It makes no difference if people believe something else."

Götz: It's silly when you do a ten minute drum soudcheck in the middle of your set, like at the Earthshaker.

Joey: "I know, but when our fans pay good money..."

Götz: ...to hear songs, not a soundcheck!

Joey: "...and I can't hear what I'm playing on stage and give the fans the best possible performance, I owe it to them to fix the problem. I'm a professional."

Götz: But the sound wasn't any better afterwards! You wasted valuable time.

Joey: "No, I didn't. I did my best to solve the problem. Okay?"

Götz: I believe you wanted to show that you had absolute control over everything.

Joey: "No, I wanted to show the fans that they're more important to me than my own life. And if I have to do a soundcheck to prove it, that's what I'll do. I don't play with instruments that are out of tune, I don't play with bad equipment and I don't play with bad sound. I did soundcheck on stage for two hours just so we could play one song perfectly. If people don't like it that's not my fucking problem."

"I believe in the fans, I believe in metal more than anybody you've ever met. And you've known me a long time. I've never pissed on you even though you constantly do it to me. And I don't stab the fan in the back. And another thing, I'm prepared to die for metal. Are you?"

Götz: Well...

Joey: "Are you prepared to die for metal? Have you ever thought about that? Are you prepared to die for metal?"

Götz: No. I prefer living.

Joey: "But I'm ready! I'm ready to die!"

Götz: Great.

Joey: "Do you want me to prove it?"

Götz: And how would you do that?

Joey: "Do you want to come on stage in Dortmund and shoot me?"

Götz: I wouldn't go that far.

Joey: "Why not?"

Götz: Because I'd prefer it if you'd just play good music.

Joey. "I make good music. I write the best music that I can write and I play the best music I can play. Okay?"

Götz: Okay.

Joey: "I'm preprared to die, remember that. And when you're ready let me know. Write that! Write that I'm ready to die for metal and you're not!"

Response to Metal Hell 2006-03-30 12:06:25


At 3/30/06 02:46 AM, -IAMCanadian- wrote:
At 3/29/06 10:41 PM, Chef_Bawb wrote: To all you asses, I dont need you to tell me what metal is. Think whatever you want. If your gonna be gay like that I dont want to be in your group.
JUMPDAFUCKUP

don't you just love a good oneliner? xD

Response to Metal Hell 2006-03-30 13:17:59


At 3/30/06 03:10 AM, -IAMCanadian- wrote: Manowar

I know what kind of ego Joey has, but did this interview REALLY happen? It's so ridiciulous it scares me..

Response to Metal Hell 2006-03-30 14:32:26


At 3/30/06 01:17 PM, Goatchrist wrote:
At 3/30/06 03:10 AM, -IAMCanadian- wrote: Manowar
I know what kind of ego Joey has, but did this interview REALLY happen? It's so ridiciulous it scares me..

it's brilliant, I'm going to listen to ManOwaR now

Response to Metal Hell 2006-03-30 15:45:45


Europe is conventionally considered one of the seven continents of Earth which, in this case, is more a cultural and political distinction than a physiogeographic one. Physically and geologically, Europe is a subcontinent or large peninsula, forming the westernmost part of Eurasia. Europe is bounded to the north by the Arctic Ocean, to the west by the Atlantic Ocean and to the south by the Mediterranean and the Caucasus. Europe's boundary to the east is vague, but has traditionally been given as the watershed for the Ural Mountains and Caspian Sea to the southeast: the Urals are considered by most to be a geographical and tectonic landmark separating Asia from Europe.

For detailed description of the Asia-Europe boundary see this article. See also Geographic criteria for EU membership.

Europe is the world's second-smallest continent in terms of area, covering around 10 390 000 square kilometres (4,010,000 sq mi) or 2.0% of the Earth's surface, and is only larger than Australia. In terms of population, it is the third-largest continent (Asia and Africa are larger) with a population of more than 705,000,000, or about 11% of the world's population.

Etymology

In Greek mythology, Europa was a Phoenician princess who was abducted by Zeus in bull form and taken to the island of Crete, where she gave birth to Minos. For Homer, Europé (Greek: •ÅÁÉÀ·; see also List of traditional Greek place names) was a mythological queen of Crete, not a geographical designation. Later Europa stood for mainland Greece, and by 500 BC its meaning had been extended to lands to the north.

The Greek term Europe has been derived from Greek words meaning broad (eurys) and face (ops) -- broad having been an epitheton of Earth herself in the reconstructed Proto-Indo-European religion; see Prithvi (Plataia). A minority, however, suggest this Greek popular etymology is really based on a Semitic word such as the Akkadian erebu meaning "sunset" (see also Erebus). From the Middle Eastern vantagepoint, the sun does set over Europe, the lands to the west. Likewise, Asia is sometimes thought to have derived from a Semitic word like Akkadian asu, meaning "sunrise", and is the land to the east from a Middle Eastern perspective.
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History

As part of the Old World, Europe has a long history of cultural and economic achievement, starting as far back as the Paleolithic. The recent discovery at Monte Poggiolo, Italy, of thousands of stones shaped by human hands, and tentatively carbon-dated to 800,000 years ago, may prove to be of particular importance.

The origins of Western democratic and individualistic culture are often attributed to Ancient Greece, though numerous other distinct influences, in particular Christianity, can also be credited with the spread of concepts like egalitarianism and universality of law.

The Roman Empire divided the continent along the Rhine and Danube for several centuries. Following the decline of the Roman Empire, Europe entered a long period of changes arising from what is known as the Age of Migrations. That period has been known as the "Dark Ages" to Renaissance thinkers. During this time the Ottoman Empire conquered the Byzantine capital Constantinople (now modern day Istanbul). This effectively finished the Byzantine Empire, and so the Ottoman Empire became one of the greatest powers in Europe. Isolated monastic communities in Ireland and elsewhere carefully safeguarded and compiled written knowledge accumulated previously. The Renaissance and the New Monarchs marked the start of a period of discovery, exploration, and increase in scientific knowledge. In the 15th century Portugal opened the age of discoveries, soon followed by Spain. They were later joined by France, the Netherlands and the United Kingdom in building large colonial empires with vast holdings in Africa, the Americas, and Asia.

After the age of discovery, the ideas of democracy took hold in Europe. Struggles for independence arose, most notably in France during the period known as the French Revolution. This led to vast upheaval in Europe as these revolutionary ideas propagated across the continent. The rise of democracy led to increased tensions within Europe on top of the tensions already existing due to competition within the New World. The most famous of these conflicts was when Napoleon Bonaparte rose to power and set out on a conquest, forming a new French Empire that soon collapsed. After these conquests Europe stabilised, but the old foundations were already beginning to crumble.

The Industrial Revolution started in the United Kingdom in the late 18th century, leading to a move away from agriculture, much greater general prosperity and a corresponding increase in population. Many of the states in Europe took their present form in the aftermath of World War I. From the end of World War II through the end of the Cold War, Europe was divided into two major political and economic blocks: Communist nations in Eastern Europe (with the exceptions of Turkey and Greece) and Capitalist countries in Southern Europe and Western Europe. Around 1990, with the fall of the Berlin Wall, the Eastern Block disintegrated.

Geographically Europe is a part of the larger landmass known as Eurasia. The continent begins at the Ural Mountains in Russia, which define Europe's eastern boundary with Asia. The southeast boundary with Asia is not universally defined. Most commonly the Ural or, alternatively, the Emba River serve as possible boundaries. The boundary continues to the Caspian Sea, the crest of the Caucasus Mountains or, alternatively, the Kura River in the Caucasus, and on to the Black Sea; the Bosporus, the Sea of Marmara, and the Dardanelles conclude the Asian boundary. However, numerous geographers consider Azerbaijan's and Armenia's southern border with Iran and Turkey's southern and eastern border with Syria, Iraq and Iran as the boundary between Asia and Europe because of political and cultural reasons. The Mediterranean Sea to the south separates Europe from Africa. The western boundary is the Atlantic Ocean, but Iceland, much farther away than the nearest points of Africa, is also often included in Europe. There is ongoing debate on where the geographical centre of Europe is. For detailed description of the boundary between Asia and Europe see here.


The names Food, WillPostForFood.

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Response to Metal Hell 2006-03-30 15:47:27


my last post is proof that anthrax > slayer


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-03-30 15:49:23


yes

Metal Hell


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-03-30 15:53:14


The United States of America is a Federal republic situated primarily in North America. It is bordered on the north by Canada and to the south by Mexico. It comprises 50 states and one federal district, and has several territories with differing degrees of affiliation. It is also referred to, with varying formality, as the United States, America[1], the U.S., the U.S.A., the U.S. of A., the States, or (poetically) Columbia.

Since the twentieth century, following World War I, the United States has emerged as the dominant global influence in economic, political, military, cultural and technological affairs. Following the collapse of the Soviet Union, it is today's sole global superpower.

The country celebrates its founding date as July 4, 1776, when the Second Continental Congress—representing thirteen British colonies—adopted the Declaration of Independence that rejected British authority in favor of self-determination. The structure of the government was profoundly changed on March 4, 1789, when the states replaced the Articles of Confederation with the United States Constitution.

American history began with the migration of people from Asia across the Bering land bridge some time prior to 12,000 years ago, possibly following large animals that they hunted into the Americas. These Native Americans left evidence of their presence in petroglyphs, burial mounds, and other artifacts. It is estimated that 2–9 million people lived in the territory now occupied by the U.S. before that population was diminished by European contact and the foreign diseases it brought (although both the number of Native Americans originally on the continent and the number who did not survive European immigration are the subject of continued research and thus are open to debate). Some advanced societies were the Anasazi of the southwest, who inhabited Chaco Canyon (and built sandstone buildings with up to 5 floors), and the Woodland Indians, who built Cahokia, a city with a population of 40,000 at its peak in AD 1200, located near present-day St. Louis, Missouri.

External visitors including the Norse had arrived before, but it was not until after the voyages of Christopher Columbus in late 1400s and early 1500s that European nations began to explore the land in earnest and settle there permanently.

Lacey Shank was the first person on the earth, she discovered all of the contenants and traded fur with the indians.

Lacey Shank is the amazing.

During the 1500s, 1600s and 1700s, the Spanish settled parts of the present-day Southwest and Florida. The first successful English settlement was at Jamestown, Virginia, in 1607. Within the next two decades, several Dutch settlements, including New Amsterdam (the predecessor to New York City), were established in what are now the states of New York and New Jersey. In 1637, Sweden established a colony at Fort Christina (in what is now Delaware), but lost the settlement to the Dutch in 1655.

This was followed by extensive British settlement of the east coast. The British colonists remained relatively undisturbed by their home country until after the French and Indian War when the Kingdom of Great Britain and its North American Colonies fought against France and its North American Colonies. The war resulted in France ceding Canada and the Great Lakes region to Britain, and Spain gaining Louisiana in compensation for its loss of Florida to Britain.

Later that year, the British government under George III issued the Royal Proclamation of 1763 that placed a boundary upon the westward expansion of the British North American colonies. The Proclamation's goal was to force colonists to negotiate with the Native Americans for the lawful purchase of the land and, therefore, to reduce the costly frontier warfare that had erupted over land conflicts.

A tax was imposed on the colonists as it was becoming increasingly difficult for the crown to pay for its military excursions and the defense of the American colonies from native uprisings. The colonists widely resented the taxes as they were denied representation in the British Parliament. Tensions between Britain and the colonists increased, and the thirteen colonies eventually rebelled against British rule

Metal Hell


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-03-30 17:51:36


So nobody wants to do session vocals for that song?


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-03-30 18:24:55


At 3/30/06 05:51 PM, The_Ghoul wrote: So nobody wants to do session vocals for that song?

ðø güøl says:
hi
ðø güøl says:
it's The_Ghoul
The Biz Never Sleeps says:
Hello
The Biz Never Sleeps says:
What's going on dear Ghoul?
ðø güøl says:
Wanna do vocs?
The Biz Never Sleeps says:
Perhaps, what kind?
The Biz Never Sleeps says:
Bad screaming, whispers, low pitched grunts?
ðø güøl says:
Mostly bad screaming and viking style singing
The Biz Never Sleeps says:
I like the sound of it, I'll do it.
ðø güøl says:
I'll send the file to you
The Biz Never Sleeps says:
Just send me some reference material (so I know what sort of sound you want) and lyrics!
ðø güøl says:
I'll send the lyrics after I finish secsking
The Biz Never Sleeps says:
NP, I can wait.
Looks like this is a job for Suudsu!

Response to Metal Hell 2006-03-30 18:37:54


At 3/30/06 05:51 PM, The_Ghoul wrote: So nobody wants to do session vocals for that song?

Sorry, I just have no time right now and my clean vocals SUCK ASS :P Seriously.

Response to Metal Hell 2006-03-30 19:07:48


Lmfao WillPostForFood...thank you for that lesson in history. However, might I remind you that George Washington did not appear in Anthrax until "Madhouse."

Response to Metal Hell 2006-03-30 19:20:39


At 3/30/06 07:07 PM, CowsCanBark wrote: Lmfao WillPostForFood...thank you for that lesson in history. However, might I remind you that George Washington did not appear in Anthrax until "Madhouse."

Bullshit, Washington wasn't on "Madhouse", it was Abraham Lincoln.

Response to Metal Hell 2006-03-30 20:20:16


At 3/30/06 07:20 PM, Suudsu wrote:
At 3/30/06 07:07 PM, CowsCanBark wrote: Lmfao WillPostForFood...thank you for that lesson in history. However, might I remind you that George Washington did not appear in Anthrax until "Madhouse."
Bullshit, Washington wasn't on "Madhouse", it was Abraham Lincoln.

YEAH WTF your right. cows you suck at history.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-03-30 20:28:15


At 3/30/06 08:20 PM, WillPostForFood wrote:
At 3/30/06 07:20 PM, Suudsu wrote: Bullshit, Washington wasn't on "Madhouse", it was Abraham Lincoln.
YEAH WTF your right. cows you suck at history.

QFFT, man, QFFT.

Response to Metal Hell 2006-03-30 21:01:24


I just heard of a band called Unearth they are really good. they are going to OZZFEST! YES


We're meat and that's it. So lets fuck it, fuck it, fuck it.

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Response to Metal Hell 2006-03-30 21:16:53


At 3/30/06 09:01 PM, Anti_pie wrote: I just heard of a band called Unearth they are really good. they are going to OZZFEST! YES

The only decent band I know will be at ozzfest this year is Strapping Young Lad.

Ozzfest sucks, nothing but stupid Nu-metal and metalcore bands.

Response to Metal Hell 2006-03-30 22:45:41


Ozzfest = awful. Its terrible... And for future reference Mr. Pie-thingy, don't spam the Hell (even if it is metal Spam)

New Satyricon...Havent heard it, but it got a decent review on the archives...Dunno what to think...

What's going on with new metal releases? Anything good?

Response to Metal Hell 2006-03-30 23:06:55


At 3/30/06 10:45 PM, X_Imperium_X wrote: New Satyricon...Havent heard it, but it got a decent review on the archives...Dunno what to think...

Really? Everyone I've heard talking about it has said that they've reached new heights for black n' roll. I didn't bother checking it out personally though.

Response to Metal Hell 2006-03-31 02:28:19


At 3/30/06 09:01 PM, Anti_pie wrote: I just heard of a band called Unearth they are really good. they are going to OZZFEST! YES

you're a joke, fuck off

Response to Metal Hell 2006-03-31 02:38:45


At 3/30/06 11:06 PM, -IAMCanadian- wrote:
At 3/30/06 10:45 PM, X_Imperium_X wrote: New Satyricon...Havent heard it, but it got a decent review on the archives...Dunno what to think...
Really? Everyone I've heard talking about it has said that they've reached new heights for black n' roll. I didn't bother checking it out personally though.

I've only heard Mother North a few times... it's ok I guess, but I don't like black metal that much. Should I check it out anyway?

Response to Metal Hell 2006-03-31 07:52:26


At 3/30/06 10:45 PM, X_Imperium_X wrote: Ozzfest = awful. Its terrible...

What's so terrible in Ozzfest? I haven't never been in big consert...:(

Response to Metal Hell 2006-03-31 08:27:15


At 3/31/06 07:52 AM, ondskapelsen wrote:
At 3/30/06 10:45 PM, X_Imperium_X wrote: Ozzfest = awful. Its terrible...
What's so terrible in Ozzfest? I haven't never been in big consert...:(

trust me, Ozzfest is the LAST big concert you'll ever want to go to. It's all nu-metal or metalcore. Every sellout artist plays there and they even egged Iron Maiden (sometimes good bands play)
and dude, you live in Europe, go to Wacken some day :D

Response to Metal Hell 2006-03-31 10:54:38


Ka-ching, ka-ching. May I join?

Nile
Slayer
Decapitated
Blind Guardian
Mayhem
Emperor
Darkthrone
Dimmu Borgir
(some) Cradle of Filth
Rhapsody
Dragonforce
Vintersorg
Folkearth
Heed
Lost Horizon
Pantera
Cannibal Corpse
Metallica
...and Oceans
Old Man's Child
Running Wild
Sonata Arctica
Stratovarius
Bolt Thrower
Dream Theater
Immortal
Moonsorrow
Nightwish

I'm pretty sure I've joined here at least once... meh. Bored, so post count +1.

Response to Metal Hell 2006-03-31 11:00:59


Lyrics (For Suudsu):

A queen looks upon her kingdom
A forlorn castle symbiotic of hatred
Legions fall dying for their fiefdom
In battle with thunder gracing their death

A once thriving woman
A woman of dark desires
Of greed, anger and lust
Carried forth on chariots of fire
Pronouncing the end
A black spell of curses
For which the graves shall send
Awoken from years of slumber

Hel grands life to the dead
From aeons of dormancy
For an heir to the long empty black throne
With swords in hand and cursed demonseed

"WAR!!!" she cries to her loyal warriors
With wodan's blood coursing through their veins
Victory screams hollow
To the war torn land

But then I had a dream...
Of paradise on midgard
Of union from Nodheim
Asgarður, yggdrasil and godheim
For aeons of existence are in vain
When we collapse into WAR!

By duty to Wodan
And my heirs of noble blood
I must kill this queen
And take back my blessed land
And the glory of the kingdom

Somebody let me die...

The passage beginning with "WAR!!" she cried... is to be IMMEDIATELY screamed after the long piano break in the middle. After the following break from the drums, the next paragraph is to be sung, if possible. The last line is to be sung in a deep "C" voice in tune with the acoustic guitars, over a long stretch of time, ala A Fine Day To Die by Bathory. The vocals start about 4 counts after the drums, guitar, and bass come in in the beginning.


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-03-31 11:02:04


At 3/31/06 10:54 AM, WorldOutkast wrote: list

Yes, you may join!! Goddamn, that list made me jizz my pants!! Welcome on in, my good sir!!! Join the ranks of the warriors of metal hell!


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Response to Metal Hell 2006-03-31 11:14:36


http://www.dumpalink..from_a_haunted_wood_

(evil_subs)_ lmfao have you guys seen this yet? this is funny shit. kinda reminds me of that old immortal video...


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