At 8/17/09 05:44 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:

This is a perfect example of a douchebag in the eighth grade who thinks that he has a superior taste in shite metalcore and hard rock that isn't even close to real metal. Grow up and listen to decent metal bands, not the fucking third wave washed up corporized imitations, vacant cunt.

You sure=win!!!

lets sex!

At 8/17/09 06:44 PM, Nev wrote:

:: Top Five Bands:

1. Blind Guardian
2. Candlemass
3. Kreator
4. Carcass
5. Die Apokalyptischen Reiter/Municipal Waste

I love the first two....they are pure fucking epic win. The rest arent the best. I think I'd add Primordial, Windir and Vintersorg.

Hey guys I did another short review.
This this it's a review of Iron Maiden's track... Different World

Don't expect a very long review, it's just a short opinion of what I think about the track. But I'd like to get comments or just views :)
Check out my other reviews if you want to, I also did it with and Ulver track last month :)

At 8/17/09 09:57 PM, burnoutfool wrote:

At 8/17/09 06:44 PM, Nev wrote:

Top Five Bands:

1. Blind Guardian
2. Candlemass
3. Kreator
4. Carcass
5. Die Apokalyptischen Reiter/Municipal Waste

I love the first two....they are pure fucking epic win. The rest arent the best. I think I'd add Primordial, Windir and Vintersorg.

Maybe they were not on the show...
you may have not realised it... but he was making a list of his favorite fives on the gig he went to...

At 8/17/09 10:05 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Maybe they were not on the show...
you may have not realised it... but he was making a list of his favorite fives on the gig he went to...

and I meant live in general.

At 8/17/09 07:18 PM, smeagol1 wrote: You sure=win!!!

lets sex!

In the frostbitten kvlt and grim high moors and bitter forests of Norway of course, on a bed of spikes and a throne ov goats heads.

At 8/18/09 12:16 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: In the frostbitten kvlt and grim high moors and bitter forests of Norway of course, on a bed of spikes and a throne ov goats heads.

Ugh, if you guys need me i'll be in middle earth.

At 8/18/09 01:23 AM, AniMetal wrote:

At 8/18/09 12:16 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: In the frostbitten kvlt and grim high moors and bitter forests of Norway of course, on a bed of spikes and a throne ov goats heads.

Ugh, if you guys need me i'll be in middle earth.

Well I'll be wrist deep in depression with no way out, running out of drugs, missing her, in excruciating pain and hate, until the day I die.

At 8/17/09 06:38 PM, Nev wrote: Also Charon, I'm certain I was right behind you before Carcass, but I was too cowardly to ask if it was you :(.

yes it was me, i moved out to the side for carcass cos some bastard spent most of the time jumping on my back for arch enemy and the last thing i wanted was to fuck myself over for the rest of the fest, but carcass were just as good from a few feet further back

and blind FUCKING GUARDIAN were amazing, they stripped my throat raw and i jumped up and down like a little girl to lord of the rings. and they played welcome to dying :D :D :D :D D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:DD:D:D:DD::D:D:DD:D:

turisas set was awesome as was candlemass and amon, and i really enjoyed the haunted, insomnium

also Hansi looks like a teacher/dad

Mother fucker, I have a review on MA.

It's of Electric Wizard's debut too :3

Frank Zappa is mad as fuck by the way.

Stupid girl has my iPod. GRRRRRRRRR. I showed her Porcupine Tree and Dream Theater, a little stoner but not alot. What albums should I make her listen to?

At 8/18/09 05:40 AM, PenisClown wrote: Frank Zappa is mad as fuck by the way.

Whereupon I proceeded to take that mittenful of the deadly yellow snow
Crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous
Circular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area, but destined
To take the place of the mudshark in your mythology
Here it goes,the circular motion, now rub it!

At 8/17/09 01:57 PM, AniMetal wrote:

At 8/17/09 09:39 AM, Bahamut wrote: Grunge? Nope, you're thinking of a different album. Tempo of the Damned was released in 2004. I'm not sure which album A Good Day to Die is on.

I was thinking of getting there grunge album, because A good day to die...even if it isn't thrash metal, is fucking great grunge.

Ah, found out it's on Force of Habit but Good Day to Die has no "A" at the start, hence why I somehow couldn't find it on any of their albums before.

Wow, this IS awesome! My expectations for the new album are even higher now.

Indeed, I doubt it'll be anywhere nearly as successful as Rust In Peace...but I hope it'll be just as good!

I think that's expecting far too much but something as good as Countdown to Extinction or even btter is reasonable.

At 8/17/09 02:49 AM, OneLastCaress wrote: In Flames is my favorite metal band.

They were the first nonclean vocals band I listened to, they got me into melodic death metal and death metal.

Shame they are starting to suck now. :(

You mean they're not sucking yet? :P

At 8/18/09 11:06 AM, greensucksbluerules wrote: For how long?

Since I first got in to metal...no, before that. When I thought I was a metal head but wasn't actually a metalhead cause I listened to all poser stuff.

Around 2004, 2005. I liked them at first, but as my taste improved they just seem really mih now.

So I assume you don't actually own Death Magnetic.

I've listened to all the songs on imeem out of curiosity because of all the hype it was getting the first week it came out.

It sucks, cyanide is good though.

Refer to what burnoutfool said.

I didn't mean I was alive back then, I meant that I hated them when they were in the 80's.

At 8/18/09 12:44 PM, Bahamut wrote: Ah, found out it's on Force of Habit but Good Day to Die has no "A" at the start, hence why I somehow couldn't find it on any of their albums before.

I just hope the rest of the album is as good as Good Day To Die.

I think that's expecting far too much but something as good as Countdown to Extinction or even btter is reasonable.

True.

You mean they're not sucking yet? :P

In my opinion: There only album that COMPLETELY sucked was Reroute To Remain, other than that all there albums are good or decent in my opinion.

Come Clarify? A breathe of fresh air in my opinion.
A sense Of Purpose? The Chosen Pessimist, also, this album was really melodic and catchy. Also it's not QUITE metalcore yet, but no doubt in my mind that there next album will be.
Soundtrack to your escape? Honestly, this is my favorite In Flames album.

At 8/18/09 02:45 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote: Even if In Flames doesn't suck now, they really fucked up this song.

Yeah, I don't know how Disturbed made a masterpiece out of that song and In Flames made an abomination out of it.

I would have thought it'd be the other way around, honestly.

At 8/18/09 05:40 AM, PenisClown wrote: Stupid girl has my iPod. GRRRRRRRRR. I showed her Porcupine Tree and Dream Theater, a little stoner but not alot. What albums should I make her listen to?

Maybe start out slow with some old school psychadelia. Jefferson Airplane, Grateful Dead, Pink Floyd, and such. Then she can listen to the more modern stuff.

At 8/18/09 12:42 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: Whereupon I proceeded to take that mittenful of the deadly yellow snow
Crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous

Valley Girl, she's a Valley Girl. Ok yeah. For sure for sure. She's a Valley Girl and there is no cure. I live on the good side of Encino so it's ok. Like totally barf out! Gag me with a spoon!

At 8/18/09 03:24 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:

Well I'll be wrist deep in depression with no way out, running out of drugs, missing her, in excruciating pain and hate, until the day I die.

Did I mention I crucified a Barbie doll in the woods and hung it in a trre upside down?

At 8/17/09 09:57 PM, burnoutfool wrote: I love the first two....they are pure fucking epic win. The rest arent the best. I think I'd add Primordial, Windir and Vintersorg.

There weren't at Bloodstock you tit.

At 8/17/09 10:05 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Maybe they were not on the show...
you may have not realised it... but he was making a list of his favorite fives on the gig he went to...

Seemingly he cannot read.

Though as its a topic for everyone I'll list my top five live bands ever (Metal of course):

1. Dream Theater either 2007/2008.
2. Blind Guardian at Bloodstock.
3. Electric Wizard in May.
4. Opeth in 2006.
5. GWAR in 2007.

At 8/17/09 10:54 PM, burnoutfool wrote: and I meant live in general.

That wasn't the point >:(!

At 8/18/09 03:49 AM, Charon wrote: yes it was me

Laaamme :(. Least us pretty people kind of met :P.

also Hansi looks like a teacher/dad

He looked exactly like my old Music Tech teacher.

Katherine Jenkins - Agnus Dei (Scared Arias)

This guy for the win!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eVixKP_K 6o&feature=video_response

At 8/18/09 02:52 PM, AniMetal wrote:

At 8/18/09 02:45 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote: Even if In Flames doesn't suck now, they really fucked up this song.

Yeah, I don't know how Disturbed made a masterpiece out of that song and In Flames made an abomination out of it.

I would have thought it'd be the other way around, honestly.

I would...
In Flames style just doesn't fit this track, but Disturbed really had the kind of sound needed to make a good cover of this track. So... I'm not surprised :P

The Art of Partying is a great album (just got it).
MUNICIPAL WASTE IS GONNA FUCK YOU UP!

I love that chant so much :D.

Dire Straits - Brothers in Arms (Brothers in Arms)

Gwar's new album was win.

I'm going to address this AWESOME metal band that everybody seems to forget about.

All right, so, I saw Marduk on the 15th. I would have posted about it earlier, but a 4-day ban prevented that. Their openers were nothing special, but Marduk themselves played pretty much everything I expected, but unfortunately not World Funeral, which I had stuck in my head a few days prior to seeing them. I still have a sore right arm too, since I was right next to the pit.

Also, when I went to see District 9 earlier today (excellent movie, BTW; I can't recommend it highly enough), some black kid who sat two seats away told me that I looked like ZP Theart of DragonForce. I found that strange because I most often hear people compare me to Howard Stern, Slash, MJ or Tim Burton.

At 8/18/09 09:59 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote: Also, when I went to see District 9 earlier today (excellent movie, BTW; I can't recommend it highly enough)

Hell yeah it was.

some black kid who sat two seats away told me that I looked like ZP Theart of DragonForce.

I'm not seeing it.

At 8/18/09 12:42 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:

At 8/18/09 05:40 AM, PenisClown wrote: Frank Zappa is mad as fuck by the way.

Whereupon I proceeded to take that mittenful of the deadly yellow snow
Crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous
Circular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area, but destined
To take the place of the mudshark in your mythology
Here it goes,the circular motion, now rub it!

The Muffin Man is seated at the table
In the laboratory of the Utility Muffin
Research Kitchen . . .
Reaching for an oversized chrome spoon
He gathers an intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants
And brushing his scapular aside
Proceeds to dump these inside of his shirt. . .
He turns to us and speaks:
"Some people like cupcakes better. I for one
Care less for them!"
Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot
of a fully charged icing anointment utensil
He pools forth a quarter-ounce green rosette (oh ah yuk yuk.
let's try that again . . .!)
He pools forth a quarter-ounce green rosette
Near the summit of a dense but radiant muffin
of his own design.
Later he says: "Some people . . . some people like cupcakes exclusively,
While I myself say there is naughl nor ought there be
Nothing so exalted on the faceof God's grey earth
As that prince of foods . . . The Muffin!"

At 8/18/09 04:18 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Valley Girl, she's a Valley Girl. Ok yeah. For sure for sure. She's a Valley Girl and there is no cure. I live on the good side of Encino so it's ok. Like totally barf out! Gag me with a spoon!

My dad used to play that in his car all the time.

At 8/18/09 05:26 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Did I mention I crucified a Barbie doll in the woods and hung it in a trre upside down?

You posted a picture of that a while ago. And I suddenly found my face resting in my palm.

At 8/18/09 05:40 AM, PenisClown wrote: Frank Zappa is mad as fuck by the way.

Frank Zappa is <3

At 8/18/09 02:42 PM, AniMetal wrote:

At 8/18/09 12:44 PM, Bahamut wrote: You mean they're not sucking yet? :P

In my opinion: There only album that COMPLETELY sucked was Reroute To Remain, other than that all there albums are good or decent in my opinion.

Ah right. I've only listened to a bit of newer In Flames and it's nothing spectacular IMO. I've mostly listened to anything up to Clayman and enjoy most of the stuff from that era. That reminds me, I could do with getting Colony or Whoracle soon.

In other news, I obtained Candlemass' Epicus Doomicus Metallicus and W.A.S.P.'s The Headless Children and Inside the Electric Circus today.

At 8/19/09 04:04 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote: Why does it hurt when Frank Zappa pees?

all the nasty hepititis carrrying girls he's fucked?

well i won't be here maybe I smell a banning comeing apon me. So ima play fable 2 lolz.

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At 8/19/09 04:04 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote: Why does it hurt when Frank Zappa pees?

He got it from the toilet seat

my balls feel like a pair of maracas

hi im new here but i love metal and it would be awesome if i could join your club/crew

i like bands such as opeth, chimaira, mastodon, tool and devildriver