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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-12 16:15:53


Btw new band discovery.
They're Called Bröken Fäith, And they Fuse Progressive thrash with Melodeath or something.

http://www.myspace.com/brokenfaithonline

Pretty good, Definitely Worth getting.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-12 16:16:52


At 11/12/07 04:15 PM, kiddi1 wrote: Bröken Fäith

Omlauts=Awsomeness.


My PSN: Obilisk745

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."

Add me on Steam! :D

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-12 16:22:17


At 11/12/07 04:14 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:

(see what I'm getting at?).

k.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-12 16:37:01


At 11/12/07 04:22 PM, kiddi1 wrote:
At 11/12/07 04:14 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
(see what I'm getting at?).

k.

<blank posts>

Metal Hell


My PSN: Obilisk745

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."

Add me on Steam! :D

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-12 16:45:19


The lulz.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-12 16:46:34


At 11/12/07 04:45 PM, kiddi1 wrote: The lulz.

You seem to be peeing a couple of hundred miles south.


My PSN: Obilisk745

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."

Add me on Steam! :D

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-12 16:47:56


At 11/12/07 04:46 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
At 11/12/07 04:45 PM, kiddi1 wrote: The lulz.
You seem to be peeing a couple of hundred miles south.

Meh, My cock Is big enough for the whole country., I'm starting in the most southern part.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-12 16:55:34


At 11/12/07 04:22 PM, kiddi1 wrote:
At 11/12/07 04:14 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
(see what I'm getting at?).

k.

shoop the whoop. Even though I am of a little celtic heritage, I am more of norse heritage, therefore Vikings win. Also, it must be made known that Vikings discovered a new continent, while the Celts died and failed. The end. Vikings win.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-12 17:01:53


At 11/12/07 04:47 PM, kiddi1 wrote:
At 11/12/07 04:46 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
At 11/12/07 04:45 PM, kiddi1 wrote: The lulz.
You seem to be peeing a couple of hundred miles south.
Meh, My cock Is big enough for the whole country., I'm starting in the most southern part.

Have fun peeing for about 5 years.

Is it just me or do we talk about this more than anything else?

Anyway, trying to talk moar metulz:
Antestor are possibly the only even remotely black metal band I'll ever like.
Arch Enemy are shite.
Anette is better than Tarja, hands down.


My PSN: Obilisk745

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-12 17:09:10


I saw Bill Bailey on Friday if anyone likes him.

He was good :). He indeed did a little bit on Death Metal, sort've call and response with a 'now in Death Metal'... no one could do it :(. And I'm too shy to actually do it loud... I'm also a very quite person so it wouldn't of mattered if I was confident enough anyway :(.

But he's alright at growling :P... pity he put the growling into a piss take of an emo song though... though it more like whiny Opeth than emo... not punk.

Oh and I bought Dream Theater's Live at Marquee, and Live in New York.


Metal Hell ## Guitarists ## Stand Up Comedy

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-12 17:20:29


At 11/12/07 04:14 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
Vikings are a bunch of armour wearing pussies that for some reason love ships filled with men and that no women are allowed on (see what I'm getting at?).

And Celts allowed themselves to be conquered by a bunch of skirt-wearing dudes in armour (i.e., the Romans) and in fact were willing to be part of the Roman Empire.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-12 17:25:10


At 11/12/07 05:20 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:
At 11/12/07 04:14 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
Vikings are a bunch of armour wearing pussies that for some reason love ships filled with men and that no women are allowed on (see what I'm getting at?).
And Celts allowed themselves to be conquered by a bunch of skirt-wearing dudes in armour (i.e., the Romans) and in fact were willing to be part of the Roman Empire.

1. You try having the most powerful army in Europe on your ass for a few hundred years and see how you like it.

2. We beat them repeatedly, they cheated.

3. Only the pussy ones surrendered.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-12 17:34:54


At 11/12/07 05:25 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:

1. You try having the most powerful army in Europe on your ass for a few hundred years and see how you like it.

K, Can I bring my entire country, And anything bred from it in that time?

2. We beat them repeatedly, they cheated.

By being bettar?


3. Only the pussy ones surrendered.

Yeah, All of 'em.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-12 17:47:09


At 11/12/07 05:22 PM, Rokuro wrote: Can anybody reccomend good Dream Theater songs? I used to have their discography on my iPod from my friend, but all of their stuff put me to sleep.

Metropolis, Pt. 1: The Miracle and the Sleeper.
A Change of Seasons.
Octavarium
Space Dye-Vest.

If they none of those turn ya fancy, you're probably not a Dream Theater fan.


Metal Hell ## Guitarists ## Stand Up Comedy

PSN: Look-a-Hill

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-12 17:51:14


At 11/12/07 05:25 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
1. You try having the most powerful army in Europe on your ass for a few hundred years and see how you like it.

After a while, they went willingly. And it wasn't hundreds of years, the conquest itself was only about half a century. The only part of Britannica that wasn't successfully taken care of was Scotland.

2. We beat them repeatedly, they cheated.

In battles, yes. But we still overcame you. And how does a fucking army cheat? By having tactics? All the Celts would do is run in wearing nothing but some plaid pants and lime in their hair and swing about wildly in a mob, while the Romans actually intelligently planned shit out.

3. Only the pussy ones surrendered.

Yeah, all of them. Once Boudicca, or any other leader, was taken care of, the Celts were completely aimless.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-12 18:34:39


At 11/12/07 04:55 PM, X-Imperium-X wrote:
At 11/12/07 04:22 PM, kiddi1 wrote:
At 11/12/07 04:14 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
(see what I'm getting at?).

k.
shoop the whoop. Even though I am of a little celtic heritage, I am more of norse heritage, therefore Vikings win. Also, it must be made known that Vikings discovered a new continent, while the Celts died and failed. The end. Vikings win.

There are neither celts nor vikings living today.

So in conclusion:

BOTH CELTS AND VIKINGS FAIL, END THE VIKINGS VS. CELTS BULLSHIT.

That's right. Any fag who is into vikings OR celts is a supreme fag, because BOTH SUCK. Christians killed the fucking vikings, that's why there are none left. Ever wonder why there are so many christians nowadays? Because christians didn't take any shit. If you disagreed with them, they killed you.

And since christianity fails in general, vikings/celts must REALLY fail.

So in conclusion, if I hear one more quip about celts OR vikings in this club, I will open my six mouths and sing the song that ends the world.


You can't spell subtext without buttsex. | I control Psycryptik | Psycryptik controls your mind

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-12 18:40:32


At 11/12/07 06:34 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: lala

THIS IS WHY I HATE NEWGROUNDS.

...And love 7chan.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-12 18:41:39


Oh, and another thing:

America>europe.

Wanna know why? Because while America is full of extreme rightards, Europe is full of pussy leftards and nazis.

WE won BOTH fucking wars. Britain didn't win WWI or WWII, it was Amerikkka that won both wars. Both wars were stalemates before Amerikkka intervened. I wish Amerikkka would just forget all the fucking myspace-esque drama of the world and concentrate on our own affairs, because the rest of the world FUCKING SUCKS. Wanna know why we are THE fucking man? Because we have more weapons, a better army, and a higher GDP than any other nation in the world. So no more viking/celt/whatever pride, because Amerikkka OWNS your ass.


You can't spell subtext without buttsex. | I control Psycryptik | Psycryptik controls your mind

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-12 18:43:24


At 11/12/07 06:40 PM, kiddi1 wrote:
At 11/12/07 06:34 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: lala
THIS IS WHY I HATE NEWGROUNDS.

...And love 7chan.

7chan rules, there are no vikingfags there or newfags there.


You can't spell subtext without buttsex. | I control Psycryptik | Psycryptik controls your mind

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-12 18:45:17


At 11/12/07 06:40 PM, kiddi1 wrote:
At 11/12/07 06:34 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: lala
THIS IS WHY I HATE NEWGROUNDS.

This is why I love Newgrounds


Did you just put your balls on my sandwich?

Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-12 19:02:19


At 11/12/07 05:09 PM, Nev wrote: I saw Bill Bailey on Friday if anyone likes him.

woah lucky you :( i really wanna see him, and Jack Dee as well, ive seen Ross Noble and Jimmy Carr so far and they pretty damn funny (Ross Noble in particular)

also this club has actually gone to shit


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-12 19:17:14


At 11/12/07 07:02 PM, Charon wrote: woah lucky you :( i really wanna see him, and Jack Dee as well, ive seen Ross Noble and Jimmy Carr so far and they pretty damn funny (Ross Noble in particular)

I'd love to see Ross Noble. I've only started looking at his stuff since my friend introduced me about two weeks ago.

Veeers a fay-asse.... next muffin.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-12 19:27:07


Where's the metal?

I guess not here.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-12 20:30:24


At 11/12/07 12:28 AM, ElGhoulio wrote:

Conclusion: Dave is a pussy shit.

I hate Dave he's a little bitch all he does is complains on mtvs shitty head bangers ball.
Head bangers ball plays shitty power metal non-stop along with emo shit(like blessthefall) you rarely see any black or death metal playing.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-12 20:34:57


At 11/12/07 08:30 PM, smeagol1 wrote: you rarely see any black or death metal playing.

because black and death aren't mainstream. why would MTV play something that their demographic doesn't listen to try and appeal to a demographic that doesn't watch them, nor want to? furthermore, what black metal band would want to appear on MTV?

Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-12 20:52:28


At 11/12/07 05:01 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Anyway, trying to talk moar metulz:

I do but you keep bringing up this pop band called Axel rudi pell.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-12 21:15:16


At 11/12/07 06:43 PM, ElGhoulio wrote:
7chan rules, there are no vikingfags there or newfags there.

7Chan sucks, unless you're a pedobear hugger.

+5 to Bonemill.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-12 21:19:59


At 11/12/07 07:02 PM, Charon wrote:

also this club has actually gone to shit

Yes and no. To be honest. Unless really new amazing bands come out soon, we've been through the giant list and talked about most bands. Unless we go into major detail about everything, this club won't thrive purely on metal talk anymore.
Bad, in some standards, but a nice place to talk and argue with fellow metalhead brethren too.

However, too much gay arguments happen. Not enough 'Epic Wolf' arguments.


RoseSOAS: you should know i dont think this far ahead

Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-12 21:27:03


At 11/12/07 08:22 AM, IrishGun wrote: Ponos? Is that you?!

It is, my son.

At 11/12/07 09:19 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: Unless really new amazing bands come out soon, we've been through the giant list and talked about most bands. Unless we go into major detail about everything, this club won't thrive purely on metal talk anymore.
Bad, in some standards, but a nice place to talk and argue with fellow metalhead brethren too.

EVERYONE TO THE BLACK METAL GRIMCLUB

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-12 21:29:36


At 11/12/07 09:27 PM, Sorgvind wrote:
EVERYONE TO THE BLACK METAL GRIMCLUB

D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Thats what I was thinking. If you really wanna talk technical stuff, thats the thread to jump to.
But it kind of takes out non brutal death/black metal fans from the picture.


RoseSOAS: you should know i dont think this far ahead

Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear

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