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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-30 17:45:51


I'm not gonna let a bunch of fags (literally) diss Demilich while I'm alive and breathing.

Demilich do not have great production.

Demilich's vocals are average.

They're not fast

They're not horribly hard to play.

However, Demilich>every other death metal band for the sake that not everything fast and br00tal is good and that they had the guts to do something that was genuinely dark and fucked up, instead of the blather known as death metal and grind, which is more boring than anything Demilich ever did. I mean, if I wanted to listen to the sound of jackhammers, I'd listen to jackhammers. I listen to music for music, and Demilich are one of the few non-gaythenburg musical death metal bands with a clear sense of melodic direction and overarching perspective.

In short, progressive=good. Anything else sucks. I mean, you can try to be the fastest and the br00talest. But in 5 years, somebody's gonna be faster and br00taler. Then you're music is inherently worthless. But if you actually take the time to write good songs, then your music is timeless. Demilich is timeless.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-30 17:49:09


At 8/30/07 05:45 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: But if you actually take the time to write good songs, then your music is timeless. Demilich is timeless.

Demilich truely are the next Beethoven.
And yes, your point is still valid, a lot of Death Metal is bland and boring.
But Demilich aren't any differ. They're just the Progressive equivilant.

Now, Death on the other hand... *fap fap fap*.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-30 17:50:21


At 8/30/07 05:49 PM, Nev wrote:
At 8/30/07 05:45 PM, ElGhoulio wrote:
Now, Death on the other hand... *fap fap fap*.

Now THAT is Timeless!


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-30 17:51:04


At 8/30/07 05:44 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote:
At 8/30/07 05:39 PM, IrishGun wrote: I just did a parody of Gears of War! :) Queers of War sounds pretty metal. :D
Have you seen My Angel of Death and Tornado Of souls Parodies?

Epic shit right there.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/6963 80

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-30 17:55:40


At 8/30/07 05:11 PM, Kreator0943 wrote: That was uncalled for. Wether you were joking or not I don't care. What did the Jews ever do to you asshole?

They fucked up our bank account...

And I guess since no one noticed my post on the last page about me being in a new band called S.A.T.A.N...So there is your reminder. Now praise my awsomeness!! And pay attenion to me!!


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-30 18:00:36


At 8/30/07 05:51 PM, IrishGun wrote:

Surley you jest?

Hell Noeth.
That Is in fact a quite splendid and Humorous parody.
I reccommend that you listen to said tracks in the background as you read.

At 8/30/07 05:55 PM, Blackdoom13 wrote:

They fucked up our bank account...

And I guess since no one noticed my post on the last page about me being in a new band called S.A.T.A.N...So there is your reminder. Now praise my awsomeness!! And pay attenion to me!!

Awesome band NAIM.
SO unoriginal though.
Surely you Do Deicide covers?


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-30 18:07:54


At 8/30/07 06:00 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Awesome band NAIM.

Thanks

SO unoriginal though.

Well not enteirly

Surely you Do Deicide covers?

All origanal so far.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-30 18:12:13


At 8/30/07 06:07 PM, Blackdoom13 wrote:
At 8/30/07 06:00 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Awesome band NAIM.
Thanks

It is meh

SO unoriginal though.
Well not enteirly

Yes, entirely.

Surely you Do Deicide covers?
All origanal so far.

Do some covers newb.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-30 18:13:18


Favorite bands:

Electric Wizard

High On Fire

Sleep

Candlemass

Acid King

Pentagram

Witch

Witchcraft

Solitude Aeturnus

Top 3 Songs:

Electric Wizard - Funeralopolis

Electric Wizard - Supercoven

Candlemass - Black Dwarf

Mmm...


Dwarves are taking over.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-30 18:22:15


At 8/30/07 06:12 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Yes, entirely.

well it stands for Sadistic Anarcist Turning America Nocturnal

Do some covers newb.

We will evently right now we are working on our own shit.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-30 20:04:48


So has anyone else listened through the Dethalbum yet? The production values are great, and the extended songs are awesome. Some great solos in there. The new songs are also very awesome, The Lost Vikings seems to have influences of something, but I can't place quite what.

IT'S GETTIN NICE AND HEAVY


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-30 21:00:45


At 8/30/07 06:13 PM, Dwarven wrote: Favorite bands:

Electric Wizard

Now thats what I call a band. You should check out their really old demos if you can find them they are like amazing death/doom.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-30 21:11:47


At 8/30/07 06:13 PM, Dwarven wrote: Favorite bands:

Excellent list, but you gotta list 10 metal bands. You think you can scrape up another favourite artist for us? Once you've done that, one of the four horsemen will decide your fate.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-30 21:33:54


At 8/30/07 06:07 PM, Blackdoom13 wrote: All origanal so far.

I just thought the fact that he said orig-ANAL was funny.

Death metal may be bland, but it certainly isn't boring. It's fast paced and has crazy guitar work all around it. It's good that it mostly sounds the same, because if you like one band, there are plenty that sounds like them.

DEFF MATELZ FTW!

Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-30 21:38:55


At 8/30/07 09:33 PM, TheBehemoth wrote: It's good that it mostly sounds the same, because if you like one band, there are plenty that sounds like them.

it's the same with pop-punk, only in reverse: it's bad that so many bands sound the same, because one shit sounding band means 11,000 other shit sounding bands.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-30 21:46:17


At 8/30/07 09:38 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:
it's the same with pop-punk, only in reverse: it's bad that so many bands sound the same, because one shit sounding band means 11,000 other shit sounding bands.

lol.

Basically.

P!ATD=Fallout Boy=Cartel=The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus=EVERY OTHER FUCKING MTV BULLSHIT BAND.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-30 21:46:28


At 8/30/07 06:13 PM, Dwarven wrote: Favorite bands:

Electric Wizard

High On Fire

Sleep

Candlemass

Acid King

Pentagram

Witch

Witchcraft

Solitude Aeturnus

Greatest list ever.

You're in.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-30 22:00:32


At 8/30/07 09:46 PM, TheBehemoth wrote:
P!ATD=Fallout Boy=Cartel=The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus=EVERY OTHER FUCKING MTV BULLSHIT BAND.

it also works for post-grunge

nickelback=creed=hinder

Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-30 22:19:03


At 8/30/07 08:04 PM, Fatboy wrote: So has anyone else listened through the Dethalbum yet? The production values are great, and the extended songs are awesome. Some great solos in there. The new songs are also very awesome, The Lost Vikings seems to have influences of something, but I can't place quite what.

IT'S GETTIN NICE AND HEAVY

We were actually discussing this a couple pages ago, and YES it truly is epic.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-30 22:41:17


My birthday is tomorrow and I've already gotten a total of $175 from my family. I'll probably get a little more. So I'll finally order Gallows Gallery by Sigh. I don't know what I'll do with the remaining $160, though.

At 8/30/07 06:13 PM, Dwarven wrote: Electric Wizard
High On Fire
Sleep
Candlemass
Pentagram
Solitude Aeturnus

<3 <3 <3 <3

Candlemass - Black Dwarf

I get that song stuck in my head a lot.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-31 00:28:07


Hey guys, i just got back from Black Sabbath's (Dio) concert, it went pretty cool but they only played the dio era songs so it wasn't so great (considering i'm much more an Ozzy era fan), meh, but anyway i've gone to one of the shows i had to see before i die


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-31 01:46:10


At 8/31/07 12:28 AM, ZeR0-DaY wrote: Hey guys, i just got back from Black Sabbath's (Dio) concert, it went pretty cool but they only played the dio era songs so it wasn't so great (considering i'm much more an Ozzy era fan), meh, but anyway i've gone to one of the shows i had to see before i die

Dio era>Ozzy era.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-31 01:59:04


I! Am! I-ron MAN!

God I wish I could find somewhere to get that song.

That is all.

Oh. Your. God.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-31 03:49:10


At 8/30/07 05:45 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: I'm not gonna let a bunch of fags (literally) diss Demilich while I'm alive and breathing.

Here here!

Demilich do not have great production.

I can live with that.

Demilich's vocals are average.

Unique is a better word.

They're not fast

Yep.

They're not horribly hard to play.

Not really, no.

Demilich are one of the few non-gaythenburg musical death metal bands with a clear sense of melodic direction and overarching perspective.

Yes indeed!

If you actually take the time to write good songs, then your music is timeless. Demilich is timeless.

I love you.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-31 04:09:26


At 8/31/07 01:46 AM, Metal-Command wrote: Dio era>Ozzy era.

Abso-fucking-lutely.

Well guys, I'm having all the shitty workshifts this week, but weekend + next week are going to be way better, so I'll be on more often. Did I miss anything besides the Demilich discussion?

Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-31 04:14:18


At 8/30/07 09:33 PM, TheBehemoth wrote: Death metal may be bland, but it certainly isn't boring.

I don't find it bland at all with most of the bands

It's fast paced and has crazy guitar work all around it.

True that.

It's good that it mostly sounds the same, because if you like one band, there are plenty that sounds
like them.

I dunno about that, most of the DM I listen to I can tell each band apart quite easily, though I guess overall alot of the bands have similar properties.

IMO anyway.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-31 04:48:26


At 8/31/07 04:09 AM, Goatchrist wrote:
At 8/31/07 01:46 AM, Metal-Command wrote: Dio era>Ozzy era.
Abso-fucking-lutely.

Abso-not-fucking-lutely.

Ozzy era kicks Dio era's scrawny midget arse.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-31 05:13:40


At 8/31/07 04:48 AM, Demilich wrote:
At 8/31/07 04:09 AM, Goatchrist wrote:
At 8/31/07 01:46 AM, Metal-Command wrote: Dio era>Ozzy era.
Abso-fucking-lutely.
Abso-not-fucking-lutely.

Ozzy era kicks Dio era's scrawny midget arse.

Screw you, buddy. The Dio years were the best that band ever had. (from my POV anyway)


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-31 06:24:41


Sure, I like Heaven And Hell, but Paranoid, Master Of Reality, Sabbath Bloody Sabbath and Sabotage own everything Dio ever did with Black Sabbath hands down.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-31 07:12:41


Man, being in Australia sucks at the minute.

The only metal band we have touring is Napalm Death.

I've got no gripe over Napalm Death (just not that big of a fan), but when it's the ONLY metal band touring, it's really lame.


Oh. Your. God.

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