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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-28 16:43:18


I am not really scrawny as much as I used to be; I do pullups and drumming all day since I have a disability check and a part time job now. :@ When you fight me, you fight 160 pounds of lean, fat free, pure muscle. And a guy who knows how to kick somebody in the temple (the side of your head where it's sensitive) with brutal force.


You can't spell subtext without buttsex. | I control Psycryptik | Psycryptik controls your mind

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-28 16:46:04


I saw Ghoulio at the beach. And let me tell you, he tells no lies. I snapped a picture of him.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-28 16:50:54


But I digress, everyone in the Hell is a brother to me.

That, and I'm still hella dissociated. :s


You can't spell subtext without buttsex. | I control Psycryptik | Psycryptik controls your mind

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-28 16:56:43


At 8/28/07 04:35 PM, Kreator0943 wrote: Alright, it's me and ElGhoulio vs. Kidd and Nev. IN THE RING NOW!

Nah, but in all seriousness kidd, you're not exactly built. I could care less how tall you are I'll still toss you on your back. I've been training in Combat Jiu Jitsu at my uncles gym for quite some time now and I'm looking to be captain of varsity by next year which would only make me 16 at the end of the season. Do I sound cocky? Yeah, probably but it's true. I feel I have an adavantage. Am I talking on the internet? Yes. So I'll meet you in Iceland in approximately 8 weeks. I don't have a ride. I gotta hitch then swim. Be ready.

Jiu Jitsu Is For oriental wannabe Pussies.
I have over a year's Experience of Back Yard Wrestling, You silly boy :P
I have been Broken Through tables.
I have been Hit with baseball bats and chairs in the face.
I have Been leaped on from Up to 10 feet high.

One time, My friend did This To me on the rocks outside the ring we had.

Having A real big thing with losing and crap, I got up.

There is not much damage Jiu Jitsu could do , haha. XD

But really, Let's face it.
I will never ever meet you in my life.
NEVER.

So Let's all get over our Enormous Egos, And Be friends.

Or, You could just keep calling me "some stupid cunt with no life who thinks he knows theology", "A Dumbass" and stuff behind my back on Newgrounds, thinkin' that i don't notice, Eventually driving me to Murder you in your sleep, Asshole.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-28 17:21:42


So is everyone done being in Highschool now?

I was curious to whom here listens to Pyrexia. Cause I have absolutely nothing better to say and enjoying my rice cake far too much to think beyond that.


RoseSOAS: you should know i dont think this far ahead

Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-28 17:53:06


Mellow out people, it's just the internet. :P

15 hours of intoxication and still counting w00t.


You can't spell subtext without buttsex. | I control Psycryptik | Psycryptik controls your mind

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-28 18:07:44


I can't feel anything but pain from my waist down. Had a "great" day at work. Good night.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-28 18:08:47


At 8/28/07 06:07 PM, Goatchrist wrote: I can't feel anything but pain from my waist down. Had a "great" day at work. Good night.

You've taken up Prostitution?


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-28 18:10:15


At 8/27/07 11:58 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote:
At 8/27/07 11:52 PM, 0peth wrote:
At 8/27/07 11:29 PM, maverick-mechanic wrote:

maybe its batman
No. I don't think he would do that.
Seriously. Not a chance.

Where have YOU been? Or have I just been unobservant?

Playing chess, not being on Newgrounds too much, kayaking.


And just like that....he was gone...

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-28 18:16:34


At 8/28/07 05:53 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: Mellow out people, it's just the internet. :P

15 hours of intoxication and still counting w00t.

Coolness, but I can't drink too much. I've got low alcahaol tollence, if I was drunk that long I'd be sick as fuck. i mean 13 shots of vodka messed me up. :P


When I die. It will be in a blaze of glory.

Metal Hellion/My band (Bestial Remains) Myspace/Sonic Crew

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-28 18:27:11


At 8/28/07 06:16 PM, Blackdoom13 wrote:
At 8/28/07 05:53 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: Mellow out people, it's just the internet. :P

15 hours of intoxication and still counting w00t.
Coolness, but I can't drink too much. I've got low alcahaol tollence, if I was drunk that long I'd be sick as fuck. i mean 13 shots of vodka messed me up. :P

I didn't say anything about alcohol. >.< Naw, I snorted a couple lines of 75/25 DXM/E last night and the DXM is still dissociating me.


You can't spell subtext without buttsex. | I control Psycryptik | Psycryptik controls your mind

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-28 18:40:51


Yo, Alex. Thanks for that Bathory album recommendation btw. I thought it was super ace and still have it playing.


RoseSOAS: you should know i dont think this far ahead

Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-28 18:42:07


At 8/28/07 06:27 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: I didn't say anything about alcohol. >.< Naw, I snorted a couple lines of 75/25 DXM/E last night and the DXM is still dissociating me.

Oh...by intoxication I thought you meant...nevermind. God I feel stupid. :P


When I die. It will be in a blaze of glory.

Metal Hellion/My band (Bestial Remains) Myspace/Sonic Crew

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-28 18:42:36


Random thought:

What could be the metal equivalent to the phrase "keep on rockin"?


Apologies aren't what I look for. Redemption is what I want!

Look at my profile to see a true cockhead! DO IT NOW!

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-28 18:44:50


At 8/28/07 06:42 PM, OVlez wrote: Random thought:

What could be the metal equivalent to the phrase "keep on rockin"?

I'd say Bill's 'Keep it heavy' is a wonderful equivalent.


Metal Hell ## Guitarists ## Stand Up Comedy

PSN: Look-a-Hill

Somewhere Over the Rainbow

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-28 18:49:06


At 8/28/07 06:42 PM, OVlez wrote: Random thought:

What could be the metal equivalent to the phrase "keep on rockin"?

"Keep it brutal" is cool


When I die. It will be in a blaze of glory.

Metal Hellion/My band (Bestial Remains) Myspace/Sonic Crew

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-28 18:50:51


At 8/28/07 06:40 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: Yo, Alex. Thanks for that Bathory album recommendation btw. I thought it was super ace and still have it playing.

The song "Golden Walls of Heaven", when you look at the first letter in every line, spells Satan over and over again.


You can't spell subtext without buttsex. | I control Psycryptik | Psycryptik controls your mind

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-28 19:01:43


At 8/28/07 06:42 PM, OVlez wrote: Random thought:

What could be the metal equivalent to the phrase "keep on rockin"?

keep the horns rising, keep on bangin, keep the heads banging, etc.


ceci n'est pas un blog.

(get it? It's a link to a blog.)

Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-28 19:08:51


At 8/28/07 11:56 AM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
At 8/28/07 11:33 AM, stybayo wrote: Hi again ppl i didnt knew sooo many ppl would react to me calling you assholes sorry
Get vaginal cancer.

hahahahaha thats a new one. :D

At 8/28/07 05:21 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: So is everyone done being in Highschool now?

Yaaaarp.

Hot Fuzz refference
At 8/28/07 05:53 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: 15 hours of intoxication and still counting w00t.

Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

At 8/28/07 06:44 PM, Nev wrote:
At 8/28/07 06:42 PM, OVlez wrote: Random thought:

What could be the metal equivalent to the phrase "keep on rockin"?
I'd say Bill's 'Keep it heavy' is a wonderful equivalent.

agreed.


Got the gear, got the gas, got compression. My direction is cast to the concrete.

I am a motor musician, moving to the asphalt beat.

[Metal Hell]

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-28 19:11:26


At 8/28/07 07:01 PM, davaca wrote:
At 8/28/07 06:42 PM, OVlez wrote: Random thought:

What could be the metal equivalent to the phrase "keep on rockin"?
keep the horns rising, keep on bangin, keep the heads banging, etc.

lol The last two sound kinda gay.


When I die. It will be in a blaze of glory.

Metal Hellion/My band (Bestial Remains) Myspace/Sonic Crew

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-28 19:22:50


At 8/28/07 06:50 PM, ElGhoulio wrote:
At 8/28/07 06:40 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: Yo, Alex. Thanks for that Bathory album recommendation btw. I thought it was super ace and still have it playing.
The song "Golden Walls of Heaven", when you look at the first letter in every line, spells Satan over and over again.

Oh fuck me, that is awesome :D


RoseSOAS: you should know i dont think this far ahead

Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-28 19:39:44


At 8/28/07 07:08 PM, maverick-mechanic wrote:
At 8/28/07 11:56 AM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
At 8/28/07 11:33 AM, stybayo wrote: Hi again ppl i didnt knew sooo many ppl would react to me calling you assholes sorry
Get vaginal cancer.
hahahahaha thats a new one. :D

How about "Go Goatse yourself"? Or "Get chummy with the RAPE SPIDER"?


At 8/28/07 05:53 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: 15 hours of intoxication and still counting w00t.
Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

No alcohol was consumed. Hooch + Thizz=baaaaad news. Nay, read some of my posts to discover my magical duumvirate of intoxication.

At 8/28/07 06:44 PM, Nev wrote:
At 8/28/07 06:42 PM, OVlez wrote: Random thought:

What could be the metal equivalent to the phrase "keep on rockin"?
I'd say Bill's 'Keep it heavy' is a wonderful equivalent.
agreed.

Agreed.


You can't spell subtext without buttsex. | I control Psycryptik | Psycryptik controls your mind

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-28 19:49:25


At 8/28/07 07:39 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: How about "Go Goatse yourself"? Or "Get chummy with the RAPE SPIDER"?

Rape spider is loose again! OH SHI-

No alcohol was consumed. Hooch + Thizz=baaaaad news. Nay, read some of my posts to discover my magical duumvirate of intoxication.

ah! the magical concoction.

I'd say Bill's 'Keep it heavy' is a wonderful equivalent.
agreed.
Agreed.

Agreed

lawl. See what i did thar?

Got the gear, got the gas, got compression. My direction is cast to the concrete.

I am a motor musician, moving to the asphalt beat.

[Metal Hell]

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-28 19:53:46


I'm going to take a stab at Kidd using an old discussion because I hate him so much:

At 8/28/07 04:56 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Jiu Jitsu Is For oriental wannabe Pussies.

FUCK YOU! Just...FUCK YOU!

I have over a year's Experience of Back Yard Wrestling, You silly boy :P

I have 3 years experience of Ju Jitsu and a blue belt to prove it.

I have been Broken Through tables.

I've been pushed down small staircases.

I have been Hit with baseball bats and chairs in the face.

I have been hit in the face with a sledgehammer.

I have Been leaped on from Up to 10 feet high.

I broke a guy's leg in rugby.


One time, My friend did This To me on the rocks outside the ring we had.

Meh...


Having A real big thing with losing and crap, I got up.

Meh...


There is not much damage Jiu Jitsu could do , haha. XD

Spring hip throw> you neck, waist and leg


But really, Let's face it.
I will never ever meet you in my life.
NEVER.

Oh dear, the ninja missed then.


So Let's all get over our Enormous Egos, And Be friends.

You two do that. I still hate you all.


Or, You could just keep calling me "some stupid cunt with no life who thinks he knows theology"

, "A Dumbass" and stuff behind my back on Newgrounds, thinkin' that i don't notice, Eventually driving me to Murder you in your sleep, Asshole.

Yet you have said you will never meet him in reality. Funny how contradictions work, isn't it?

I'm just using this to respon to because my internet was down for the latter 5 eigths of the day.

Also, I hate you all. I must emphasize that.

Also once more: I'm starting to like Man o War more and more. Album recommendations?


My PSN: Obilisk745

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."

Add me on Steam! :D

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-28 20:01:38


At 8/28/07 07:53 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: I have 3 years experience of Ju Jitsu and a blue belt to prove it.

To quote GTA:SA:
'Oh well... well I have a gun... wanna fight?'

I don't actually have a gun.

Metal Hell ## Guitarists ## Stand Up Comedy

PSN: Look-a-Hill

Somewhere Over the Rainbow

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-28 20:02:12


Hell Centurion you just got my respect, but hey, you can still hate me, i hate you too brother. Manowar album to get = Kings Of Metal.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-28 20:06:33


At 8/28/07 08:02 PM, Kreator0943 wrote: Hell Centurion you just got my respect, but hey, you can still hate me, i hate you too brother.

awwwww! Brotherly hate, how cute!

Manowar album to get = Kings Of Metal.

Agreed. It's up there with Sign of the Hammer, Hail to England and Gods of War.


You can't spell subtext without buttsex. | I control Psycryptik | Psycryptik controls your mind

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-28 20:17:39


IN THIS PAGE YOU WILL FIND: DRAMA, CLASHING EGOS, IMMATURITY, AND A SLIGHT DOSE OF METAL.

Maybe we should focus on less arguing about how tough we are, how we could beat each other up, etc, and focus more on talking about metal

and how Ghoul snorted DXM.

k? <3

Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-28 20:19:26


Wow, I haven't posted anything relevant for a while.

Well I saw Superbad and I got Pokemon Pearl yesterday, AND I'm preparing for Newgrounds' first annual roast.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-08-28 20:20:54


I just got a free issue of Resound in the mail. I've never even heard of it. I suppose it's the magazine of Relapse Records. I guess it was sent because I ordered that Pentegram t-shirt a while ago. Anyway, there was quite a humorous "interview" with Des from High on Fire on the last page entitled "Thanks, Faggot". Reading that whole page was the only use I got out of the whole thing, though, other than the High on Fire ad on the back, which I cut out and hung on my wall.

At 8/28/07 01:07 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: Buttered toast.

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