Hey, guys.

I would like to join. From what I've seen, you need to post 10 bands to get in...so:

Dio
Slayer
Dimmu Borgir
Cannibal Corpse
Tenacious D
Doomsword
Waylander
Axel Rudi Pell
Megadeth
Iron Maiden

And now I await judgement.

At 8/15/07 06:13 AM, Legionaire-Stuart wrote: And now I await judgement.

I don't know why there is Tenacious D in there, but apart from that, you qualify. Welcome to the club, my man.

At 8/15/07 06:17 AM, Goatchrist wrote:

At 8/15/07 06:13 AM, Legionaire-Stuart wrote: And now I await judgement.

I don't know why there is Tenacious D in there, but apart from that, you qualify. Welcome to the club, my man.

I figured they were on the scale of metal-ish accoustic rock. But...meh, I was wrong.

At 8/15/07 05:55 AM, Goatchrist wrote: I'll upload a new song of mine in the next few minutes, for those who are interested :)

:O omg cant wait :D

At 8/15/07 05:55 AM, Goatchrist wrote: I'll upload a new song of mine in the next few minutes, for those who are interested :)

Give me a hint. What genre is it?

At 8/15/07 06:30 AM, Legionaire-Stuart wrote: Give me a hint. What genre is it?

Black Metal/Melodic Black Metal

At 8/14/07 11:19 PM, PenisClown wrote:

As for Enforce, they're more Thras/Death.

Melodic Technical Death.

At least on Campfire Night they are.

I beg to differ :P

Also, best group pic ever.

Alright guys and gals, here is the first new song of my upcoming demo "Forlorn Realms". I really put a lot of work into this and I hope you'll enjoy it.

Shores of Sheol - The Return to Gaia

Lyrics:

Wearing the skin of putrefied predators
Wielding a sword made of sacred bones
Strength regained through the will of Thanatos
Reaping the flesh of a thousand tombs.

Follow the horde to eternal victory, lead them forever.
Tartarian Titans will grant us new life, back to Gaia.

Dominance! Glory!

Slowly ascending to the halls of anguish
Entrance to the world above.
Still gaining strength for the greatest conflict
Thanatos will lead us to revenge.

Follow the horde to eternal victory; lead them forever.
Tartarian Titans will grant us new life, back to Gaia.

Dominance! Glory!

At 8/14/07 02:09 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote:

While on the subject of what things are metal and what isn't:

Lulz

bye

also fuck Vikings

also NOT 'cocks' because it's not random nor funny

At 8/15/07 07:23 AM, batman64 wrote: Goatchrist my brother, you have outdone yourself.
The new song has kick ass written all over it.
Damn good job bro and I, for one, can't wait to hear the rest.

The song had a nice riff, sounded unique. Nowadays, every other black metal band sounds the same.
No drums, though?

At 8/15/07 06:58 AM, Goatchrist wrote: Shores of Sheol - The Return to Gaia

WOW im loving it :D especially the guitar and the vocals nice job :D

At 8/15/07 07:26 AM, Dark-Phire wrote: No drums, though?

The drums have never been higher in the mix..what are you talking about? :P

Thanks Batman, that means a lot ot me :) the other songs will take another few weeks though, vocals and mixing ain't done yet on most of the others.

At 8/15/07 06:58 AM, Goatchrist wrote: Shores of Sheol - The Return to Gaia

The Greek Mythology references makes the song that much better. It's very epic and enjoyable. You should be proud, because you know I don't like black metal.

I especially like the vocals. Good job with the mixing.

At 8/15/07 05:33 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:

At 8/14/07 11:48 PM, 0peth wrote: Midnight amusement.

Huzzah! For once I'm not the target of everyone's ridicule!

I was going to put you where Idio was, but the kid wasn't THAT puny and young looking.

Also, GC, I gave you the kid that looked the least faggy looking.

PUR KVLT BLAK METULZ

At 8/15/07 09:54 AM, Idiosyncratic wrote: PUR KVLT BLAK METULZ

Not bad the vocals are better than the instruments imo. My cat's ears bugged out btw. Time to put on some classical while I have my 2nd bagel with cajun salmon and cream cheese.

At 8/15/07 08:55 AM, Idiosyncratic wrote: The Greek Mythology references makes the song that much better. It's very epic and enjoyable. You should be proud, because you know I don't like black metal.

Thank you a lot man and yes, it's great that you like it! ;)

Thanks to Duffy as well.

Trivium fans a LOL. Seriously though, this guy goes on about how Trivium and Avenged Sevenfold have musical talent , yet he says Slayer sucks. While I somewhat agree. He has no place to talk about bands who suck.

At 8/15/07 06:58 AM, Goatchrist wrote: Alright guys and gals, here is the first new song of my upcoming demo "Forlorn Realms". I really put a lot of work into this and I hope you'll enjoy it.

nice! and for a guy like me who dislikes most black metal, saying that really means something about your work :)

hmm...i wonder if i should list my favorites...eh..fuck it.

Favorites:
Kalmah
Dream Evil
Iron Savior
Thunderstone
Threshold
Leverage
Cloudscape
Silent Force
Black Majesty
3 Inches of Blood
Mercenary
Armageddon
From the Ashes
Dublin Death Patrol
Fates Warning
Vhaldemar

Just downloaded The Return to Gaia and I gott say Goatchrist, this is some proffessional shit. I really like the way the riffs flow with eachother. That solo was pretty sweet too. What kind of cymbal is being used back there? Is that a big china? At any rate great job brother.

At 8/15/07 11:23 AM, Kronik-The-Echidna wrote: Trivium fans a LOL. Seriously though, this guy goes on about how Trivium and Avenged Sevenfold have musical talent , yet he says Slayer sucks. While I somewhat agree. He has no place to talk about bands who suck.

grr i hate that guy he makes me made check his video "sell outs or life livers im pro fuga" or something like that he said that machine head were underground >:( retard

wow dude holy hell this has got to be the logest thread made by a member. Shit. Anyways i guess ill join. gotta love slipknot. Do we gotsa logo? send it to me.

At 8/15/07 12:30 PM, pieandeggs wrote: wow dude holy hell this has got to be the logest thread made by a member. Shit. Anyways i guess ill join. gotta love slipknot. Do we gotsa logo? send it to me.

1. No the Anime Club and the NG Mafia are larger.
2. Slipknot isn't metal.
3. List 10 metal bands and I'll be the judge of your acceptance. Ghoul, batman64, and Goatchrist can also let you in.
4. We have no logo. That's more gimmicky than Slipknot's stupid masks.

At 8/15/07 11:27 AM, maverick-mechanic wrote: 3 Inches of Blood

boooo

A question:
Clock Day=Metal?

I wanna join! As you can tell by looking at my profile, I'm Centurion-Ryan's brother (He's a fag, right? :P)

10 metal bands, you say? well then:

Lordi
Megadeth
Cannibal Corpse
Fireland
Metallica (old of course)
Iron Maiden
Dethklok (Yeah, I know, fictional)
DragonForce
Napalm Death
Demon Hunter
And incase Dethklok doesn't count: Rhapsody of Fire

Well?

At 8/14/07 08:53 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: They're awesome bands.

I'll check out the ones with clean singing. Otherwise, can't be fucked. I'm not in the mood for listening to strange music with growled vocals... not after I listened to Korpiklaani.

At 8/14/07 11:48 PM, 0peth wrote: Midnight amusement.

I'm happy with my selection :).

At 8/15/07 01:11 PM, IrishGun wrote: I wanna join! As you can tell by looking at my profile, I'm Centurion-Ryan's brother (He's a fag, right? :P)

10 metal bands, you say? well then:

Lordi
Megadeth
Cannibal Corpse
Fireland
Metallica (old of course)
Iron Maiden
Dethklok (Yeah, I know, fictional)
DragonForce
Napalm Death
Demon Hunter
And incase Dethklok doesn't count: Rhapsody of Fire

Well?

You're in. Definitely. I welcome you with a gauntlet and a spiked collar.

In other news, y'all should download everything by Savatage, for they are the best thing the 80's spit out. Sorta like how I classify Symphony X as secks metal, these guys are secks metal as well. A splendid blend of heavy, prog, thrash, and power metal, secks metal makes the hairs on your neck stand up and makes you bang your head.

If you don't believe me, listen to the song "The Hall of the Mountain King" by Savatage. And, although there is a cover of the song by the same name by Edward Grieg on that album, the song itself isn't a cover. Still, fucking metal. \m/

At 8/15/07 01:23 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: Sorta like how I classify Symphony X as secks metal...

GHOUL IS A CHUBBY CHASER!!

Michael Romeo = fat joke, in case you were wondering.